《骗她吃苦,那她就踹你们下地府》 小说介绍
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第5章
yaobushizhidaozhenxiang,shenmanhaizhendehuibeixiaonvhaierdehuadongrong,juedetashishijieshangzuishanliangguaiqiaodongshidehaizi。
kexi,pianzibufennianlingdaxiao。
suirantazhiyouwusui,neiyeshizheichangpianjudecanyuzhe。
tangruozheilishimianbei,xiangbitamenlianyandoubuyongyanle。
diyicijian‘qinshengnver’,shenmanziranshiyaojitaliuxiayigehaoyinxiangde。
tadiantou,“hao,mamatingyaoyaode。buguomamahaixiangduolejieyixiazheixieniannideshenghuoxiguanhexihao,suoyiqingnideyangfumuchigefanliaoliaotianba?”
gunanxingmeifajujuezheigeyaoqiu,suidianlediantou,“hao。”
shenmanqishen,“woxianquxiaxishoujian。”
taroulerousuqingyaodetoufa,zhuanshenlikaibaoxiang。
buguotameiquxishoujian,ershilaidaojiudianhoumiandehuayuan。
jinjiudianshi,taganghaotingdaojingligaosufuwushenghuayuanlideludengchuxianwentibuduiwaikaifang,yaozaihoumenliyikuaijingshipaiyimiankerenjinru。
wurendarao,ganghaoshihetajianting。
jiezheshoujidengguang,tazhaolegeshiyizuoxia,nachuerjidaishang。
limianchuanlaijirendeduihuasheng。
“guzong,womenjiushiqunyanxiangzhuandianxiaoqian,kebunengzhenzuolaoa!”
“fangxin,zheigejiawoshuodesuan。yihuiernimenzhiyaoanzhaowojiaodainimendeneiyangshuojiuxing。”
“gushushu,neigenvrenzhendehuijiwojuanshenzangma?”
“dangran,zhiyaoyaoyaoguaiguaidejiaotamama,hongtakaixin,tajiuyidinghuijuanjinishenzang。”
“neiyaoyaojiuxiangshihongmamayiyanghongta。”
“dui,yaoyaozhencongming。shunlidehua,yuedijiunengjinizuoshoushule。”
“gushushu,niduiwozhenhao!wohaoxiangnidangwobabaya!”
“gushushudengnizuowanshoushuhoujiudangnibaba,buguozheiqijian,niqianwanbunengshuocuohuazuocuoshi。”
“wozhidaole。gushushu,woxianganangegele。”
“neizhoumowodainimenquyoulechang?”
“neiwoxiangrangmamapeiwo,erbushineigenvren。”
“hao,daoshihouwozhaogeliyoushuaidiaota。”
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shenmanxiawulikaicantinghouqudianzichengmailebushaodeshebei,yibeibushizhixu。
suoyitazaiyongbaosuqingyaodeshihou,shenbuzhiguibujuedejiangyimeihuangdoulidaxiaodeqietingqitiezaileyizixiafang。
meixiangdao,tatingdaolezheimejingcaideduihua。
tadixiaochusheng,suihourenjunbujindaxiaoqilai,yanleidouxiaolechulai。
“gunanxing,nihaizhenshi**touding!”
huayinluoxia,buyuanchujiuchuanlainanrendichundexiaosheng。
“gunanxingqueshiting**de。”
shenmanxunzheshengyuandefangxiangkanqu,qiheideyesezhongturanchulaidahuojidangaideshengyin,suihoujingxianyimoxinghongdehuoguang。
neihuoguanghuanhuankaojin,zhidaolaidaotamianqian。
nanrendemeiyanqingxiqilai,gunanxingdesiduitoupeijichuan。
yingzheshenmanjingchademou,nanrenhuanhuanfushenkaojin,manbujingxindexiaolesheng,“gutaitaizhongyukanqingchugunanxingdexuweizuilianle?”
shenmanmeixiangdaowumizhigedeshiyishangjingranhaiyouren,shitadiaoyiqingxinle。
haihaotameiyouduoshuoshenme,fouzebeirenchuanchuqu,tadejihuashouzubushuohaikenenggongkuiyikui。
zheixieniantazaigujiadanggequanzhitaitaibuwenwaishi,danouerhuitingdaogunanxingtiqipeishijituan。
peishijituanzhiqianyizhizaiguowaifazhan,yinianqianhuiguokaizhanyewu,xunsuchengweipeishidejingdi。
peijiazhujiafuzapangzhiyeduo,neibudouzhengyanzhong,cengdaozhijituanyidubinlinpochan。
peijichuanzuoweizhujiadelaoyao,nenggouzaiduanduansannianzhineiliwankuanglan,jiangbinsidepeishilahuishengsixianbingyiyuechengweishangjiedeqiaochu,kejianhunbulindewaibiaoxiatashouduangaiyouduomedeshafaguojue。
tahegunanchengcengyiqichuxingyudaoguota,taxiangyaodiaochatadeshenfenyirufanzhang。
shenmankanzhebuduanbijindelian,talijixiangcemiannuolexiaqishen,“peixianshengqingzizhong。”
zheishi,ludengturanliangqilai,guangxianzhaolianglezhenggehuayuan。
peijichuanshenziqizhang,mianliaojinguidechenshankouzijiekaisanke,lingkouweichangshuzaijingshoudekuyaozhong,yonglanziyi。
taguxiangjihao,yanmoushensui,bochungouqifengliutitang,kanchengyaoniedoubuweiguo。
“gutaitaiqianwoyigerenqing,xiangzenmehai?”
shenmanlianmei,“woshenmeshihouqiannirenqingle?”
peijichuanxiaodao,“nimagunanxing**,woyaobangnibaoshoumimia!genghekuangnizheierji......gaibuhuishiqietingyongdeba?”
shenmanyanpiyitiao,zheirenjingmingdeyaosi。
wanyitaduigunanxinghushuobadaoni?
tayadishengyin,“nixiangzenmeyang?”
peijichuangouchun,“haimeixianghao,dengxianghaoleziranhuihegutaitaijiangde。”
shenmankanzheshoujipingmushangxianshidegunanxingdelaidian,tazuanjinleshouji,“nibietaiguofen!”
peijichuanqingxiao,nachushouji,“jiagelianxifangshi。”
shenmanzhinengtuoxie,tianjiaweixinhoucongconglikai。
peijichuankanzhenvrenxianshoudebeiying,congyanhezhongkechuyizhiyandiaozaichunbian,shuliandedianranshenxiyikou。
tazhijianxianyan,tuntuyikoubaiwu,wuqimohuletajunyidemianrong。
bowuzhongrangrenbianbuchutacikedeqingxu。
shenmanlikaibaoxiangtingzhangshijian,dangunanxingkanlaishiqudiaozhengqingxule,bingmeiyouduoxiang。
tawen,“nihaihaoma?”
shenmanweiyidiantou,“wojiushikandaoyaoyaotaigaoxingle。”
gunanxingdianleyizhuozidecai,sexiangweijuquan,zhishineiduinannvchidexiangshijiaolayiban。
shenmanwenlesuqingyaodexihao、xiguandengdeng,xiangjileyigepoqiexiangyaojianghaizidaihuizijishenbiandemuqin。
nvrenxiangdaodouziyibanshuochulai,haitixingshenman,“yaoyaohuashengguomin,zheiyidianyaoqieji。”
shenmanyizheng,gunanxingheguqinganyeshiduihuashengguomin。
taxintangunanxinghaizhenshijiangxijiezuodaolejizhi。
gunanxingkanzheshenmandezhuangtai,chunjiaogouqiyimomanyidehudu。
fanhou,yixingrenchulejiudian。
shenmanxiangyaodaisuqingyaohuiqu,dansuqingyaoshuoxiangyaoheyangfumuzaizhuyiwan。
gunanxinglanzhutadejian,“buchazheiyiwanle。”
shenmanqingng,yongbaolexiasuqingyao,budongshengsedejiangtayifushangzhanzhedefasishoujinzhangxin。
tayiyibushedekanzhesuqingyaohetazaijianhoudachelikai。
gunanxinggankaidao,“wozhenshimeixiangdaoyaoyaohaihuozhe,yihouwomenyijiasikourenhuixingfudezaiyiqide。”
shenmanmouguangdingzhecheweidengxiaoshidefangxiang,yandiyipiansenhan,“yidinghuide!”
bangexiaoshihou,jichengchetingzaishenjiabieshuwai。
shenqingzhijiezhutiaoxiachepuxiangtadesuqingyao,“jinwanbiaoxianzenmeyang?”
suqingyaoyiliandedeyi,“wobiaoxiandetebiehao,neigechunayiyidianerdoumeiyouhuaiyiwo!jinwantaxiangdaiwohuijia,danshiwoshizaishitaixiangmamale!”
shenqingzhigualeguatadexiaobizi,“woyexiangni!mingtiannijiuquhegushushujiazhule,yidingbuyaoluchupozhan。zhidaoma?”
suqingyaodiantou,“wozhidao。”
骗她吃苦,那她就踹你们下地府