《赘婿奶爸》 小说介绍
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《赘婿奶爸》 第一章 傻子赘婿 免费试读
“tamade,shisheirangzheigeshazijinlaide?jurangandawoerzi,laoziyaofeileta?tongtazaiyigedifang,douladilelaozishenfen。”
nanrenxionghendeshengyin,zhenzhehuoguodianlidesuoyouren,yecijinpazaidishangdeneirenerli。
“baba!nixingxing,nigehuaidan,nidawobaba,woyaojiaojingchashushuzhuani。”zheishiyidaoxiaoluolideshengyin,sixinliefeidekuhanzhe。
“baba!woyaobaba!”
tingdaozheishengyin,panweiyouxiemangrandezhengkaiyanjing,kandaoguizuozaidishangbutingyaohuangziyidexiaonvhai,tademouzimanmanjuji,yishijianjianqingxing。
guizuozaidishangdexiaonvhai,zhiyousiwusuideyangzi,yuandududelian,yanjingdaerhei,xiangliangkeheiputao。toushangzhazhelianggexiaobianzi,youdianxiangnaohaidenazha。
manmuleihendexiaonvhai,kandaopanweizhengkaiyanjinghou,xijierqi,huluandemoleyibalianshangdeleishui,gengyandao:“baba!nitengma?qianbaojinihuhu!”
panweiandanwuguangdemouzi,zaitingdaozheishengjiaohanhou,zhujianqingming,naohailiyouleyigubushuyuziyidejiyi。
zheijushentidezhurenyejiaopanwei,jiusuishiyinfashaoshaochengleshazi,cengjingdetiancaiyixiazibianchengshazi,lingpanjiachengshoubulezheizhongchiru,shizhebatarenglejici,zuihoudoubeijingchajisonglehuilai。
zaipanweishijiusuishi,tadezhundasaolinruoranjiazhongpochan,panlaoyezichenhuodajie,ranglinruoranjiajipanwei,budantitamenjiahaiqingwubaiwandezhaiwu,haihuizainasanbaiwanjilinjia。
danshiyouyitiaojian,neijiushi,rangpanweijiarulinjia,dangshangmennvxu。
qishi,shuobaile,jiushibashazizheigechirubaofuzhaorenjieshou。
panlaoyezihaipalinruoranfanhui,juranbeibideranggangdaxuebiyedeguniang,rengongshouyun,youchuzishengjidanglemama。
panweichenglelinjiadeshangmennvxuhou,linjiayinweipanlaoyezidezheiyizuofa,babumanhefennuquanbudousazaitadeshenshang。
jintian,xiaoqianbaozaiyoueryuandeleliangduoxiaohonghua,bianchenzhejialirenbuzhuyi,lazhebabaquchikendeji。
zhengchizhe,xiaoqianqianyudaotongxuexiaopangzi,xiaopangzikandaoshaxiaoliukoushuideshazipanwei,jiumaxiaoqianbaoyougeshazibaba,xiaoqianbaojiubatajidale。
xiaopangzikuhanzhebatababadapangzilalai,dapangzinuqichongchong,yiquanzazaishazipanweitoushang,houzhedaoxiaqushi,hounaoshaokezaileyizishang。
yishijiedepanweizhengzaichongguan,turanzaodaojianrenansuan,pinzhezuihouyisiqingming,tuozheyilvcanhuntaolichulai。
zaizhengyanshi,tayijingfushenzaileshazipanweishenshang。
“baba!nihaitengma?qianbaozaijinihuhu。”xiaoqianbaokandaoziyidebababushuohua,lenglengdedingzheta,henshihaipa。
kanzhezheimekeaiguaiqiaodebaobeinver,panweitudeganjuexindinuannuande,bianmingbai,zheishiyuanshendeqingxu。
kejian,zheigeshazishizhendehentengzheigenver。
“qianbaoguai,bababuteng。”panweibaoqiguizuozaididenver,zhanqishenchaozuoweizouqu。
rutoudaheixiongbandedapangzi,xiuzhemanmandejirou,ziyachongzhepanweidahou:“gandawoerzi,laozidadenimandizhaobuzheya!”
“gun!”panweishuangyanbingleng,yigegunziqinghechusheng。
dapangziyizheng,beizheibinglengdeshuangyanhezhele,suihoubianshixiuruhefennu,tazenmekenengbeiyigeshazihezhe?
“nigeshazifeiwu,ganxionglaozi,laoziyaofeileni,rangnichengweiyigetaijian。”
dapangzikeconglaimeiyoushouguozheizhongwushihechiru,yiwangneixierenjiandaoziyizheizhongkuaitou,nagebushiweiweinuonuo,jiuzheigeshazigandingta。
“wotaoyanni,nidawobaba!”
huaizhongdexiaoqianbaojiantazheimexiong,renzhehaipaheyanlei,chongzhedapangzidahan。
jiannverjiusuanshihaipa,yeyaoweihuziyi,panweixinlinuannuande。
tazheigenver,tatengle,ruoshitianta,jiurangtianpeizang。
qingpainverdehoubeianweita,tamiansechenlengguadan,qiheirumodeshuangyan,jiazazhedongtiandebingxue,shexiangdapangzi,hanshengkaikou:“biezairangwoshuodisanbian,gun!”
dapangzibeizheiyanshenhedequanshenzhandou,xiayishidetuihouyibu,suihoufanyingguolai,xiunaodetahuiquanchaopanweizaqu,yanmouzhongdaizhedeyiheyinhen。
gangcailaozidounengdadenitangzaidishangqibulai,zheicidingnengyiquandadaonihunmizhuyuan。
“啊!”
yidaocanjiaoshengxiangqi,dapangzibukezhixin,kanzhebaoguozheziyiquantoudenanren,duishangtashenbukecedemouzi,tazhongyugandaohaipale,hedehoubeilenghancencen。
biaoqinglengliechenyudenanren,jiadashoushangliqi,zaiyijiaochuaizaidapangzixigaishang,houzhe‘peng’deyishengguizaitamianqian,leiliumanmian。
“wocuolewocuole,qiuhaohanraoming!raominga!”dapangzifuzheduandiaodeshouwan,guizaidishangkuhanzheqiurao。
ganjuedaohuaizhongxiaodongxidezhandou,panweimeiyouzainvermianqianduitazaicixiashou,ershiwushita,zuodaoweizhishang,wenrouchusheng:“xiaoqianbao,bababoxiajinichihaobuhao?”
xiaoqianbaoxiaozhediantou,zaichaoguizhededapangzi,qieshengshengdeshuo:“nihaibuzouma?”
dapangziyileng,liangundaipadechezhezaoyiheniaokuzidexiaopangzipaole。
xiaoqianbaozheicaixiaomimide,chaopanweiwangqu,paishouxiaodao:“wobabashigechaorensunwukong。”shuozhe,duizhepanweigoulegoushou。
huyidepanweiweiditou,yidaowenredewenjiuqinzaitadelianshang,chaneijian,quanshendeshaqitongtongganzou,xinqingmeili。
“qianbaozuixihuanbaba。”xiaoqianbaohaibuwangsongshangtianyanmiyu。
tingdepanweidexindouyaoronghuale,babohaodexiafangjintadewanli:“kuaichi。”
chilejigexia,tudetingdaogenvrendejiaohansheng:“laotouzi,laotouzi,kuailairena,wolaotouziyezhele。”
panweitaimouwangqu,zaitazhengqianfangdeqianliangzhuo,yigeliuqishisuidelaotou,zhengfuzhebozizhangzhezuifanzhebaiyan,yipangdefurenjiaojihaipadesichuqiujiu。
kandaodajiadouzhiguankanbuganshangqian,panweichaonverkanleyiyan,tadadadeyanlimanshihaipaheqiqiu,tameiyouyikeyouyu,databuerqu。
furenkandaopanweilai,rukandaojiuxingban,shuangyanguangliang,chaotaqiujiuhuhan:“xiansheng,jiuming,jiuming!jiujiuwojialaotouzi。”
panweizhanzailaotouzimianqian,shenchuliangzhibinglong,duizhelaotouzidefubudianleyixia,laotouziwadeyisheng,tuchuyigejigutou。
zheiyicaozuo,bafurenjingdemudengkoudai,zhidaolaotouzizhuazhutadeshou,tacaixingwuguolai。
zhengxiangquganxiepanweishi,jiuhuchelaile,furenzhihaobamingpianhejizhanghongdefangzaitadezhuoshang,qianyidexiaozhe,daenbuyanxie。
furenzouhou,funvliangdengzhezhuoshangdedongxihaoyihuier,xiaoqianbaocaibaliangyangdongxishoujintadebeibaoli,duipanweishuo:“daidaoxiacijiandaoyeyenainaishi,womenzaibazheixiehaijitamen,haobuhao?”
zheimeshanliangkeaidenver,zenmenengbuxinteng,panweiziranshimeierhuakeshuo。
zihuoguodianlichulai,panweiqianzhenveryamalu,tingzhetashuoyoueryuandequshi,ganjueshijieyipianheping,kebitaneigeyishijieanquanduole。
xiatiandewanshang,huilaidebijiaowan,qidianduozhong,caisuanshizhenzhengdetianhei。
turan,yiliangmianbaochekuaisuchaoguofunvliangshenbiantingxia,chemendakai,diaozheshoubeidedapangzi,zhizhepanweiduiguangtoulaoshuodao:“gangge,jiushizheigeshazibawoshoujidaduanle。”
guangtoulaomomoziyideguangtou,yibazhangpaizaidapangzihounaoshaoshang,hedao:“nigesipangzi,jiuzheimeyigeshazi,nijuranhaideganggewolaleqibagerenlai,shinishahaishitasha?”
dapangzipeixiaolian:“gangge,nifangxin,wozaijiaqian,zaijiaqian,haobuhao?”
guangtoulaozheicaifangguota,mozheguangtouchaopanweizouqu,douzhetuixiaodao:“yo,shazi,jintiannineipiaolianglaopozenmemeiyiqilaia?”
panweijianci,mouzhonghanmangshanguo,baozhenver,qingpaitadehoubeianweita:“qianbaoguai,bishangyanjing,wuzheerduo,monianyibaigeshujiuhaole。”
赘婿奶爸