《骗我入狱,还想骗我给人冲喜?》 小说介绍
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《骗我入狱,还想骗我给人冲喜?》 第2章 免费试读
第2章
cishidechuchen,xinzhongwuyishichongmantongkuhebeiliangde。
jinguanzhiqianzaijianyuli,hongqunnvzijiuduociquxiaoguota。
shuotataiguodanchun,shuotaneixiaonvpengyoukendinghuihuihun。
keneishidechuchen,quepianpianduihanxiaoyueshenxinbuyi。
shenzhiganyuanweileta,jujuehongqunnvzideyaoqing,zhizishenxingmingyubugu!
kezhidaozheiyike......
chuchencaizhongyufaxian,yuanlaizijidequetaitianzhenle!
“weishenme?qishiyemeiyouweishenme,zhishijuedewomenbuheshieryi......”
hanxiaoyuezhuangchuyifuchuchukeliandeyangzi:“xiangbiqifuqi......wojuedewomenhuoxuhaishizuoxiongmeibijiaoshihe,jiuxiangxiaoshihouneiyang!”
“xiongmeime......”
chuchenshenqingkuse:“jiranruci,nidangchuyouweishenmeyaohewozaiyiqi?youweishenmeyaodayingwo,dengwochuyuzhihou,jiujiajiwoni?”
“我......”
hanxiaoyuezhanglezhangzui,queshuobuchuhualai。
bijingjiexialai,tahaiyaosuanjichuchenni,bunengbiaoxiandetaiguoedu。
daoshihanjunyouxiebunai:“ai,chuchena,shihuagaosuniba,yueyuezhisuoyibuyuanyijiajini,qishishiyinweibaijiadashao,baiyu。”
“taduibaishaodeganqing,niyezhidao,ruguobushiyinweibaishaobeijialisongchuguo,yiyueyuedeyanguangyouzenmekenengkandeshangni?”
“xianzaibaishaomashangjiuyaocongguowaihuilaile,erqiehaidayingyueyue,yuanyiqutaweiqi,mibuzheixienianduitadekuiqian。”
“nijuedegenbaishaobiqilai,niyounapayisiyihaodejingzhenglima?”
huahaimeishuowan,chuchenbianganjuexiangshibeirentongleyidao。
xiongkouyousuanyouse,yongchuzhenzhentongchuhefennu!
zheiduanduandeshijimiaozhongshijianli,taxiangguohenduozhongkeneng。
quemeiyouxiangdao,hanxiaoyuezhisuoyihuihun,jingshiweilezijicengjingdebaiyueguang!
“yueyue,bashuode......shizhendema?”
“......”
hanxiaoyuerengshimeiyouzuochuhuida。
danyoushihou,meiyouhuidayeshiyizhonghuida。
楚尘已经明白了。
shunjiangandaobiantishenghan、ruzhuibingku。
shiyuniandepeiban,weitaerzaoshouzhengzhengsiniandelaoyuzhizai,fuchulewushuzhenxinyuganqing......
jiazaiyiqi,yuanlaihaishidibuguoneijiyizhongdebaiyueguangma?
duifangmingmingshenmedoumeiyouzuo,zhishiqingpiaopiaodejijuhua,juranbianranghanxiaoyuezhuantoujiubatajiwangle!
xiangdaozheili,chuchenrenbuzhudashengxiaoleqilai。
zhishineixiaorongmeiyousihaoxiyue。
zhiyoubeiqipianhebeipanhoudexinhan,yufenran!
“nixiaoshenme?nishijuedezaizheijianshishang,womenjiakuiqianlenima?”
xuemeiduichuchendetaidushifenbuman:“nibiewangle,ninengyoujintiandeyiqie,quanshibaiwomenhanjiarensuoci,suoyinigenbenjiumeiyouzigemaiyuanwomen!”
“说得没错!”
budengchuchenkaikou,hanshaoboyoudao:“chuchen,nibieguaiwoshuohuananting,danshishijiushiwuluncongnafangmiankan,wojiezuihaodeliangpeidouyinggaishibaishao,erbushini。”
“nizhishiwomenjiashouliudeyangzibale,erbaishaoqueshibaiyizichandejichengren,shihanzhejinyaochichushengdefuerdai!”
“nijuede,wojiepingshenmefangzhebaishaobujia,fanerjiajinizheilaogaifan!?”
楚尘笑得更大声了。
好一个劳改犯。
nimennandaowangle,dangchumingmingshinimenyijiehunweiyou,bawopianqudingzui,cairangwozuolesiniandalaoma?
neikeshiwodeqingchun,shiworenshengzhongzuibaoguidenianhuaa!
ruguobushiyinweizaiyuzhongyudaoleshijie,jiaolewoyishenbenling,wodoubuganxiangxiangzijixianzaihuishizenyangdechujing!
nimenbujuede,zijitaibeibi**lema!?
zheixiehua,chuchenbingmeiyoushuochukou。
zhishikanzhehanjiarendaxiaodao:“bucuo,bucuo,nimenshuodeyidianyebucuo。”
“jiranzheiyang,neiwojiuzhuhan**hebaishaoyebainianhaoheba。”
“zheiciweinimenhanjiadingzui,quandangshibaodalaoyezidangniandejiumingzhien。”
“dancongjinyihou,women......liangqingle!”
yiziyiju,baohanzhebeifenhenuqi。
shuoba,chuchenbianzhunbeilikai。
hanjiasirenyoujingyouxi,xianranmeiyouliaodao,chuchenjingranhuizheimeshiqu。
kejibianruci,tamenhaishibudasuanqingyifangguochuchen。
hanjunyouganmangshangqianlanzhuleta,xingxingzuotaidao:“chuchen,shenmeliangqingle,shuozheizhonghuajiumeiyisilea!”
“suiranbabukenengrangyueyuejiajini,danbuguanzaizenmeshuo,niyeshibadeerzi,bashijueduibuhuifangzhenibuguande!”
“sidahaomenzhishoudeyinjia,niyinggaitingguoba?zhiyaonidiantou,balikejiuweinianpai,rangniheyinjiada**jieweifuqi,songniyichangtiandadezaohua!”
yigunuhuoshunjiancongchuchenxiongqiangzhizhongzhakai。
songtayichangtiandadezaohua?
zhendangtachuchenshishenmedoubudongdeshazima?
zaijianyulideshihoutajiutingshuoguo,yinjiada**yinlingerliangnianqianturanshenhuanguaibing,chenglehuosiren。
weilejitazhibing,yinjiaxianhouqinglaiwushumingyi,quequandoushushouwuce。
shenzhihaiyoubushaorenzailikaiyinjiabujiuzhihou,bianxiangjibaobierwang。
danyinjiarengshibukensixin,zhunbeizaizhaogeshangmennvxu,jiyinda**chongxi。
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napayinjiaxunuolewushuhaochu,yemeirenyuanyicoushangqusongsi。
erxianzai,hanjiajingshitichurangtaqudangshangmennvxu?
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shiliyongwantahaixianbugou,haixiangbatamailehuanqian,chedichiganmojing!
“hanjun,nizhenyiweiwobuzhidao,yinjianeibianshishenmeqingkuangma?nimenyijiaren,haizhenshigouedudea!”
chuchenbeifenyujue,lianyimiaozhongdoubuxiangzaihanjiaduodai。
yibatuikaihanjun,biantishangxinglizhunbeilikai。
“慢着!”
jianmengpianbuxing,hanjundunshijile:“chuchen,nijiwotinghaole,wulunniyuanyiyehao,buyuanyiyehao,zheicidoubixujiwoguaiguaitinghua!”
“chufei,nibuxiangzhidaozijiqinshengfumushishei,buxiangnadaotamendeyiwu!”
chuchenwenyan,lijitingbu,huxijicu。
qinshengfumudeshenfen,bujinshitaxinzhongzhinian,yeshitazuihoudehuolu。
zhiyinxunzhaoteshutizhinvzishuangxiu,diaohetineishaqi,zhinengzhibiaobuzhiben。
keruoshinengzhaodaoqinshengfumu,wenchuzijideshengchenbazi,jiunengranghongqunnvzishizhanxuanshu,buquantashousundemingge,chedijiejueyinhuan!
“chuchen,jirannishenmedouzhidao,neiwomenyejiubuzangzheyezhele。”
“suiranyinjianeiweida**,dequebushishenmeshanlei,dannibuyeshigeyiwushichudefeiwulaogaifanma?”
“daoyinjiaruzhuiweixu,haodainengrangnifengfengguangguangdiguoshangyiduanshijian。”
“keniyaoshiganbudaying,nibujinnabuhuiniqinshengfumuderenhedongxi,erqiewomenxianzaijiuyaonongsini,rangnilianzheidaodamendouzoubuchuqu!”
jianshuangfangguanxiyijingchedipolie,xuemeihehanxiaoyuejiediyesuoxingsipoweizhuang。
luchulezhengningerchouedeyimian。
chuchenliangqianghoutuileyibu,chedixinrusihui。
duihanjiarendezuihouyisiganqing,yechediyanxiaoyunsan。
“hao,wokeyidayingnimen,ruzhuiyinjia。”
tayaozheyachi,shuangyantonghongdao:“danzheibingbushiyinwei,wopalenimen,zhishiweilenahuiwoqinshengfumudedongxieryi!”
“xiangnongsiwo?nimen,haimeizheigezige!!”
轰!
yigushaqicongchuchenshenshangbaofa,ruyuanruyu。
jinguanshaozongjishi,queyijiuranghanjiarenbiantishenghan、ruzhuibingku。
hanjunbuganchiyi,dangjijiangyigemuxiazicongbaoxianxiangzhongquchu。
“砰!”
jieguozhihou,chuchenliankandoubukantamenyiyan,bianzhijieshuaimenerqu。
“zhenshihesiwole,zheijiahuogangcaideyanshen,jianzhijiugenyaosharenyiyang,guoranzuoguolaodedoubushishenmehaodongxi!”hanxiaoyuemanlianxinyouyuji。
hanjuncalecalenghandao:“buguohaozai,zongsuanshibatajibaituole。”
“bujinbaituoleta,shenzhihaikeyiliyongta,congyinjianeibiandedaohaochu。”
“yihouyouyinjiahebaijialiangjiazhichi,womenhanjiayaoqifeilea!”
yanzhiyuci,hanjiasirendourenbuzhudaxiaoqilai。
yanqianfangfoyijingfuxianchufeihuangtengdademeihaohuamian。
而与此同时。
likaihanjiahou,chuchenhenkuaibiandiaozhenghaoxinqing,huifulepingjing。
gensuihongqunnvzixiuxingsinian,tazaoyituotaihuangu、jinfeixibi。
youzenhuiyinweihanjiarendebeipan,erjiuciyijuebuzhen?
cichubuliuye,ziyouliuyechu!
nimendoujiwodengzhe,jianglaiqianwanbiehouhui!
qianwanbieguizaiwomianqian,kuzhehanzheqiuwoyuanliang!
nianjiyuci,chuchenzuihouhuitoukanleyiyan。
bianzhunbeidaliangchuzuche,zhibenyinjiaerqu。
“叮铃铃!”
kezheishi,chuchenshouji**turanxiangqi。
kanzhemoshengdehaoma,tameitouweiweizhouqi,shisheizhidaotajintiangangchuyu?
jietongledianhua,haimeidengtakaikou。
“chushenyi,qiuqiuninjiujiuwobababa!zhiyaoninyuanyichushou,womenqinglonghuiyuanyizhifuninwuqianwandezhenjin!”
骗我入狱,还想骗我给人冲喜?