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disanzhangniyaomegun！yaomequsi！
jiangminjiangluxiaofuqilai，xiaoxinyiyidewentazenmeyang，youmeiyoushangdaolenali，sihaobugujizhanzaiyipangdewo。
shide，haoxiangwomendeguanxiconglaidoushitalaijuedingde，wobujinjuedekexiao。
zaijiangmindeyanli，wobuguojiushitadeyigetianbukongque，youtinghuadewanwueryi。
luxiaobeijiangminfuzhecongdishangzhanqilai，taqifendecaleyibazuijiaodexue，congzuilituchuyikouxue，ranhouqifenderanhouchaowoguolai。
tayejuqiquantouduizhewodelianyeshimengdeyiquanguolai，shunjianwobeitadadeshuaizaidishang，wodelian**ladetengzuijiaoyeliuchulexue。
woqifendekanxiangluxiao，tachaowoshuleyigezhongzhi，erjiangminquelianwokandoumeiyoukan。
luxiaokanzheshuaidaozaidishangdewo，kaishiduiwojinxingchaofengdao，“zenmeyang？bufuqishibushi？”
“nibuguojiushiwobuzaideshihou，jiangminyonglaisinianwodetidaipineryi。”
“nihaizhenyiweizijixianzaishishenmezhengpainanyou？jiunengyizheiyangdeshenfenlaiganshetalema？”
“xiaohua！jiangminzhiyaoyijuhua，nishenmedoubushi！”
wozaicijiangmuguangkanxiangjiangmin，duomexiwangtanengkankanwo，jinguanwoyeshoushangle，jiangminquezhiguangenluxiaocashang。
haoxiangwodecunzaicaishineigeduoyuderen，wobufuqidecongdishangzhanqilai，jiuzaiwozhunbeihaishoudeshihou。
jiangmindangzaileluxiaodegenqian，dengzhewoyishengnuhou，“peiyan！nigoule！”
“niyaoshiganzaihaishou！congxianzaiqi，niyaomegun！yaomequsi！”
jiangmindehuarangwoshunjiantingxialeshoulidedongzuo，womunedekanxiangta，neigecengjingzaiyelishuolibukaideworen，xianzaiquerangwogun。
wokanxiangjiangmin，henrenzhendewenta，“nishuodedoushirenzhende？”
tameiyourenhechiyideshuodao，“shide，yiziyijudoushirenzhende！”
wonanguodekanxiangjiangmin，cishiwohaoxianggenbenburenshiyanqiandezheigeren，keshimingmingwoyepeibanleta3niana。
wochucikanjiantadeshihou，tachuanzheyijianhongsedelifuzhanzairenqundezhongjian，duanzhejiubeiyurenshuohua。
neizhangjingzhidexiaolianxibaikeren，qizhitantuzairenqundouhenyaoyan，xiaoqilaideyoulianggeqianqiandeliwo。
woguoqugentadazhaohu，beitadeyipinyixiaodousuoxiyinle。
taqianxiaodeshihouhuichuxianlianggeshenshendeliwo，neiliwogenxiaoxiaoyimoyiyang，shifenhaokan。
wojidewodexiaoxiaoyeshiyoulianggeqianqiandeliwo，meicixiaodeshihoushifenwenrou，yijuyidongzhijiandoushifenmiren。
keshixianzaidejiangmin，tazhanzaiwodegenqian，woganjuewanquanburenshi，tayidiandoubuxiangwodexiaoxiao。
jiangminmeiyouguanwoshifouyeshoushang，tazhijiefuzheluxiaolikaile，touyemeiyouhuilaidexialelou。
dengwozhuichuqudeshihou，tamenyijingdachelikaile。
woyijiuzaijialidengta，dengdaohenwandeshihou，jiangmincaichichihuilai。
wolazhujiangmindegebo，“jiangmin，womenyoubiyaotanyixia。”
jiangminbingbuxiangliwo，tashenzhidoumeiyouzhuanshenkanwo，ershijingzhizouxiangwoshidefangxiang。
tashuaikaiwolazhetadegebo，zhijiediujiwoyijuhua。
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“ruguonihaixiangjixuwomendezheiduanguanxi，neijiubizui！dangzuoshenmedoumeiyoufaxian。”
“ruguobuxiang，nixianzaijiukeyilikai。danshinijizhu，nideyiqiedoushiwojinide。”
wokanxiangyanqianderen，neigecengjingyezaiwodehuaizhongkuguoderen，yecengjingshuotazhiyouwoderen，xianzaiqueshuochulezheifanhua。
“neiwosuanshenme？”wojingjingdekanxiangta，jintianwobixuzhidaodaan。
jiangminyanjingjiandingdeshuodao，“nizhidaodaande，wowufawangjiluxiao，suoyinibieshituwangxiangcongwozheilidedaoshenme。”
jiangminjiangfangmenzhongzhongdeguanshang，liandaizhefansuodeshengyinchuanlai。
zicongzheicihou，jiangminfanerzhijiebuyinmanle，gesanchawudebuhuijia。
yaomejiushihuilaidehenwan，manshenjiuqi，duiwojiqidelengmo。
wogenwangchangyiyangqugongsishangbanbangmangdeshihou，tingdaoleneixietongshimendeliuyanfeiyu。
“peiyan，weishenmezheimenengren？jiangzongbaneigenanrendoudaigongsilaile。”
“haibushiyinweijiangzongjiletaxianzaideyiqie，chiruanfan，shebudebei。”
为什么？
zheiqizhongdeyuanyindagaizhiyouwozijizhidao。
woxiangzhiyaotahaiyuanyihuilai，womenzhijianhaiyoujihuihuanhe，zhiyaotabushengqi，hainengduizhewoxiaoyixiaoyeshikeyide。
woyebuhuizaizhuiwentagenluxiaozhijiandeshiqing，yebuhuizaizhuiwentadexinzhongshifouyouwodeweizhi。
wozhishixiangkanzhetaneiqianqiandeliwoxiao，yinweiwozanshizhaobudaogenxiaoxiaoyouyiyangliwoderen，neigewonaohaizhonghuizhibuqudelian。
wozhidaojiangminzhongjiuhuiyanjuanhekanqingchu，bijingwozhidaoluxiaoshishenmeyangderen。
ruguotanengjiayudehua，zaozai3nianqianjiujiayule，luxiaoneizhongrenbuhuiweijiangmintingliu。
houtianjiushijiangmindeshengri，wojitaqumaitaxihuandeneitiaoxianglianshi，xixindezhunbeiweitatiaoxuanshengrideliwu，xiangyicihuanhewomenzhijiandejiangju。
keshiwoquezaishangchanglikanjianleluxiaozhenggenshangcineimingnvzi，tamenyiqizaijutaibianxuandongxi。
yinweishibeiduizhewodefangxiang，tamenbingmeiyoufaxianwodecunzai。
neimingnvziyiweizailuxiaodeshenbian，shenchulairangluxiaojitadaijiezhi。
“luxiao，nishenmeshihouquwoma？renjiadoudengbulele。”
luxiaoyibianjitadaijiezhi，yibianhongta，“kuaile，kuaile。”
“dengtabaqianzhuanjiwo，wojiulimagentaduanjueguanxi。”
woxiangzheigetashuodejiushijiangminba，bijingzheimeyouqian，youyuanyibaqianjitadezhiyoujiangminle。
zhidaocikewozheicaizhidaoyuanlailuxiaozheicihuilaidemudebingbudanchun，tasihupianlejiangmin，ertayebingfeijiangminxinzhongneigecengjingbaiyueguangcunzai。
jinguanyouleluxiaodebaozheng，danshinvshenghaishiyouxiebugaoxing，“meitiankanzhenigentazaiyiqiwojiubukaixin。”
luxiaoshenchushouzhizainvshengdebijianshanggouleyixia，hongdao，“chiculeba，xiaoshagua？”
“zheibushiweilexianbatahonghaoma？niyezhidaotaneimeyouqian，denggaodaoleqian，womenyihoujiuchichuanbuchoule。”
“keshiwopanihuizaiciaishangtazenmeban？bijingnimenyiqianzaiyiqiguo。”nvshengshuochulezijidedanxin。
erluxiaoquehaobuzaihudeshuodao，“bukeneng，neishiyiqianbudongshi，douzheimeduonian，zaojiumeiyouganjuele。”
jinguantingdaoluxiaoshuoduijiangminmeiyouganjue，woneixinjuedeyouxiexinwei，danshiwoyouxieweijiangminbuzhide。
yushibiantoutoudebatagennvshengshuodehuapailexialai，dengtamenzouhou，wocaichuxianjijiangminmaileyigejiezhiranhouxunsulikai。
huidaojialiwozuoleyizhuozidefancai，jijiangminfaxinxi，“jintianwozuoleyizhuozidehaocai，nizaodianhuilai。”
keshixinxifachuqujigexiaoshi，jiangminbingmeiyouhuiwodexinxi，shenzhiwanshangyemeiyouhuijia。
yizhidaowanshang9diandeshihou，tazaipengyouquanlifayigezhaopian，limianshitadeshou，daizheyigejiezhi。
ruguowomeiyoukancuodehua，zheikuanshixiawuluxiaoyemaile，zheinandaobushijineigenvhaimaidema？huozheshuo，tamaile2geyiyangdejiezhi。
jiangminzaipeitulishuodao，“doudouzhuanzhuanhaishini，xinghaomeiyoufangqi。”
wokanzhezheitiaoxinxideshihou，dunshiganjuezhenggerendouzhalieleyiban，yiguzhixideganjueyongshanglai。
wotongguochakantapaizhaoshangmiandexinxi，zixidekanlezhaopianshangmianxianshidetupianxinxi，zhidaoletamenyuehuidecanting。
mingzhiluxiaoshizaiqipianjiangmin，wozaiyezuobuzhule，zhijiedaizhexiawupaishedezhaopianqianwang，woxiangjiangminyoubiyaozhidaozhenxiang。
haiyouwosixiadiaochaleluxiaozheixiehuilaidemude，zhidaolegengduotagenjiangminyinmandeshiqing，haiyoutabuweirenzhizhenxiang。
mianduiwoturandechuxian，jiangminxianranhenbugaoxing，tadagaishimeiyouxiangdaowohuizhaodaotamen。
jiangminjuedewobuyinggaichuxianzaitamenlianggerendeyuehuixianchang，zheisaoletamendexing，bijingshitamendelianggerendeyuehui。
“nilaiganshenme？”jiangminlengyankanxiangwo。
“wojinifaxinxi，shuojintianzaijializhunbeilezhuguangwancande，keshiwomeiyoudengdaonihuilai。”
mianduiwodeshuodeshiqing，jiangminquedandandeshuodao，“e，nishuoxinxia，wokanjianle，danshibuxianghuijiachi。”
“neinizenmebugaosuwoyisheng？”
“woyoubiyaogaosuni？woshangcijiuyijinggaosuguoni，buxiangzoujiushaoguanwodeshi。”
jiangminshuozheihuadeshihou，yanshenyizhizailuxiaodeshenshang。liangrenzaiwomianqianmeimuchuanqing，zaizhuoxiayongjiaohetuihuxianggouzheduifang。
wojilidekezhizhezijideqingxu，jiangmuguangkanxiangluxiao。
“luxiaozhishizailiyongnieryi。”
luxiaotingdaozheijuhuadeshihou，xianshishiyileng，jierkanxiangjiangminxiaodao，“minmin，tashuowopianni，wopiannishenmele？”
suihouluxiaolengzhelianshuodao，“peiyan，nizuihaobahuashuoqingchu，fouzedehuajiushiwuxian。”