《狂婿归来》 小说介绍
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《狂婿归来》 第2章 肠子都悔青了 免费试读
“wotamadeshijinimenlianle?jingganruciqiruwo?”
xiayike,qinaoneifennudaojizhidepaoxiaoshengxiangchequanchang,yishuangxuehongdeyanmousisidedingzheyanqiandelinlaotaijun。
“ni,nixiangganshenme?”
neidaoyanmoubaohanzhenuhuodeshayi,ranglinlaotaijunhunshenyizhan,zhenggerenruzhuibingku,xinzhongyongqiwuxiankongju,jiulianquanshendemaofadoushuleqilai。
“nainai,biedanxin,rangwolaibazheigefeiwurengchuqu!”
jiuzaicishi,fuzeyanhuianbaodelinyaobeidaizheshijimingshencaijianshuodebaobiaoganleguolai,zhijiantadashouyihui,shijimingbaoanbianchaozheqinaoweileshangqu。
linyaobei,linqianqiandabolinzuguideduzi,linlaoyezizaishideshihoucengjingjiangtadezongcaiweizhijilelinqianqian,suoyitayizhixinyoubucha,zheicizhenghaoyoujihuiranglinqianqiandiulian,tabianpobujidaidetiaolechulai。
ranerhaibudenglinyaobeidongshou,tajiuganjuezijibeiyidaomomingdexilijizhuadaoleqinaodemianqian,suihougengshijiandaoyigedabazhanghenhendechaozhetadelianshangshuaileguolai。
“啪!”
“nitamadehansheifeiwu?”
“啪!”
“sheijinizheimedadedanzi?”
“啪!”
“nibuguojiushiyigewankuzidi,yeganruciqiwo?”
……
yilianchuandebazhangxialai,budandanshijianglinyaobeipaimengle,liandaizhezhouweiderenyedoushaleyan,tamenmeixiangdaoqinaodedanzijuranzheimeda,yigefeiwunvxujuranzailinjiabieshulidongshangshoule,nandaoshuotajiubupalinjiadebaofu?
“混账东西!”
linlaotaijunqidequanshenfadou,shouzhongdelongtouguaibuduandechuozhedimianshangdecizhuan,duizhezhouweidelinjiarendashenghechidao:“nimenhaibuganjinshangqulakaitamen?haixiandiuliandiudebugoudama?”
tingdaolinlaotaijundehua,wangzhuyingjimangduizhelinyaobeidailaidebaobiaohandao:“nimenjigehaibushangqubangmang?”
zhikexizheixiebaobiaomeiyouyirenganshangqian,yinweiqinaoshenshangdeqixirangtamengandaolekongju,neizhongkongbudeqixijueduishishishanxuehailijingliguowushushafadejueshihenren,tamenzheixietuiyidetezhongbingnalinengshitadeduishou。
“一群饭桶!”
kandaozheixierenguozubuqian,wangzhuyingdishengdezhoumaleyiju,suijiyoujiangmuguangzhuandaolelinqianqiandeshenshang,taxiaoshengdeduilinqianqianshuodao:“qianqian,qinaozheigejiahuoxianzaigenfengleyiyang,wokanzhiyounichumianle,yaoburanyihuisihaijituanderenlaile,gujiwomendeheyuejiuyaoqianbuchengle。”
tingdaozheifanhua,linqianqiandeliansepoweiningzhong,yinweisihaijituandeheyueduitalaishuotaizhongyaole,yaozhidaolinshijituanzhisuoyifazhanbuqilai,jiushimeiyourenmaiheziyuan,xianzaihaoburongyiyoulesihaijituanzheigeqiangdadewaiyuan,tajueduibunengrangrenherenpohuaizheicideqianyue,genghekuangshiqinaozheigetajidukanbushunyandefeiwunanren。
“qinao,ganjinjiwogunchuqu,nandaonihaixianbugoudiulianma?”
jiuzaicishi,linqianqianneibinglengdeshengyinxiangchezaidatingzhizhong,jingjiubuxi!
“唰!”
zailinqianqianshuohuadeneiyike,qinaotingshoule,jianglinyaobeirutongsigoubanjipaozailedishang,jinjiezhetaneirutonglirenbandeshuangmou,mengdechaozhelinqianqiansaoleguolai,tadeshuangyanzhizhongbuzaixiangcongqianneiyangdaizhexinxi,youdezhishiwujindeshiluo。
“shia!woshigaigunle!”
qinaoliansefuzadewangxianglinqianqian,tashenshendetanlekouqi:“qianqian,zheishiwozuihouyicitingnidehua,mingtianzaoshangwozaiminzhengjudengni!”
shuowanzheixie,qinaozaiyemeiyouhuitouqukanlinqianqianyiyan,xiaosadezhuanshenchaozhebieshudamenzouqu,zhijizhongrenliuxialeyigeluomoxiaosedebeiying。
“jiamenbuxing,rangzhuweijianxiao,laoshenzaizheilixiangdajiapeizuile!”
kandaoqinaolikai,linlaotaijunjichangneidebinkemengonglegongshou,suijichaozheshenbiandeguanjiafenfudao:“hailengzheganshenme?ganjinjiaorenshoushiyixia,yihuisihaijituanderenjiuyaodaole!”
“shi,womashanganpai!”
guanjiajimangdiantou,suijizhaohuyongrenlaidasaoweisheng,jianglianzhongchengzhutouyangdelinyaobeisongwangleyiyuan,yuanbenlinyaobeidefumujiandaoerzibeidachengzheibanmoyang,haixiangsapodanaoyifan,keshiyijiandaolaotaijunneibinglengdeyangzi,zhinengbazheixiehuayandaoleduzili。
“laotaijun,zheigekumucaishenxiangzenmechuli?”
guanjiajiangyijingshuaichengjijiedekumucaishenxiangnadaolelaotaijunmianqian,dishengxunwendao。
wangzhuyingqiangxianshuodao:“zheihaiyongwen,dangranshirengle,zheizhonglajidongxihainalaizuoshen!”
laotaijunsuiyidehuihuishou:“jiuantashuodezuoba!feiwusongdedongxihailiuzheganshenme?”
“等等!”
jiuzaizheishi,yigebuheshiyideshengyinxiangleqilai,zhijianyiweishenchuanhongsetangzhuangdelaozhebokairenqun,chaozhelinlaotaijundefangxiangzouleguolai。
laotaijunduizhezheiminglaozhelengxiaoyisheng:“tanglao,youhezhijiao?nandaonikanshanglezheigepolankumubucheng?”
ranertanglaobingmeiyoulihuilaotaijundechaofeng,ershiyibaqiangguoguanjiashouzhongdeliangjiewumuzixideguanchazhe,dangtakandaoshangmianneimimimamadewenlu,budongshengsedao:“lintai,ruguowoshuokanshanglezheigedongxi,ninandaohuijiangzheigepolanmutousongjiwo?”
linlaotaijunwenyan,lengxiaodao:“zhiyaotanglaonishuoyijuwoduizheigelajiganxingqu,songniyouhefang!”
tangjiahelinjiayiyang,doushibendihaozu,danshidoushizuimoliude,erqieliangjiarenxianglaibuhe,suoyiyiyoujihuiliangjiarendouhuihuxiangchaofengyifan。
“此言当真?”
唐老急忙出口问道。
“neishidangran,zhiyaoninengshuochuzheifanhualai,laoshenbianjiangtasongnile!”
linlaotaijungenbenbuzaiyizheigesuoweidekumufoxiang,yinweitazhidaozheigegenbenjiubuzhiqian,yaoshizheigekumucaishenxiangnengrangtangjiachibie,tadaoshilejianqicheng。
“hao,woshuo,zhishixiwangnidaoshihoubieqihuaileshenzijiuxing!”
tanglaozhengzhongdedianlediantou,suijikaikoudao:“woduizheigelajiganxingqu!”
tingdaozheifanhua,linlaotaijundelianshangdunshibudandingle,tayuanbenzhishixiangrangtanglaozhinanertui,kesheinengxiangdaotanglaojuranlianfanbodoubufanbo,jiujiangzheigelanmutoujuweijiyoule,nandaoshuozheigekumuzhendebuyiban?
jiexialaitanglaodeyifanhua,gengshizhengshiletadecaixiang,rangtafeidoukuaiqizhale。
“lintai,woyaoxiexienijilewozheimehaodeyigebaobei,rangwodazhuanleyibi!”
tanglaoweiweiyixiao,jixudao:“weilebiaoshixieyi,woyinggaihenishuoshihua,zheigekebushishenmekumu,ershimaizaidididuoniandejinsinanwumu,erqieshangmianhaiyouzhemingxiandeshuibowen,jiagekanbizuanshi,jideshangcipaimaiguoyigewumudiaokedeguanyin,zuihoudechengjiaojiashiyiyiliangqianwan!”
wumuyouchengyinchenmu,shinanmu、hongchun、maliu、tielimudengshumuyinziranzaihaibeimairuyunixia,zaididixialijingqianwanniancaixingchengbukezaishengdetanhuawuzhong,erqieniandaiyuejiu,bowenqingxi,jiageziranyejiugenggao。
“shenme?zheigekumujuranzheimezhiqian?”
tingdaozheifanhua,linjiazhongrenquandoushaleyan,yinweitamengenbenmeixiangdaoqinaosongdewumucaishenxiangshizheimezhiqiandedongxi!
zheiyike,tamendechangzidouhuiqingle!
zhishiquemeiyourenquxiangqinaoweishenmehuinadechuzheigejiazhiguoyiwumucaishenxiang,ernengsongchujiazhishangyiliwuderenhuijiandanma?
狂婿归来