《大反派:开局先揍女主一顿》 小说介绍
dafanpai:kaijuxianzounvzhuyidunxiaoshuojuqingduqilaizhenshiyouluoji,renwuxingxianghenliti,feichangermuyixin。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan“zhidao。”jiangchenhenpingjing。“zhidaonihaida?”“tagaida。”“gaida?”jingchaxiaogemudengkoudai,huaiyishibushizijitingcuole。xuanjimengdeyi……
《大反派:开局先揍女主一顿》 第3章 免费试读
jiandaozheiyangxingtaiguaiyidesanmeitongqian。
laozheshenseweibian,yeyishidaojintianpengdaoyingchale。
zheizhongrengfa,kendingbushiqiaohe。
zheizhongzhuangtai,jiushinajiaoshuiquzhan,meigeyishibankeyezuobudao。
yanqianzheishaonianren,sihubushiyibanrena……
sisuojian,laozheshuangyanweimi,muguangbutingdezaijiangchenshenshangyouzou。
jiangchenjianzhuang,chongzhelaozhezhayanxiaoyixiao,“laoxiansheng,kesuanchulailema?”
“hehe……”laozhewenshengshouhuisiyu,qingxiaoyishengdianlediantou,xuanjizhizhezhuobushangdetongqianjieshidao。
“nizheisanmeitongqiandourengzaizhengbeifang,zhengbeiweikan,zheikanyouweishui,xianglaizuijinsantianyaoxiaoxinshuicaidui。”
“shui?”jiangchenweiweiyileng,taitouyihuodekanleyansizhou,“xiaoxinshenmeshui?”
“无根之水。”
……tingdaozheihuifu,jiangchenyoudianmeng。
“wugenzhishui?bujiushiyushuima?nandaoninshixianggaosuwocangyuanzuijinhuixiabaoyu?”
“bingfeiruci。”laozheyaoleyaotou。
“neishizenyang?”jiangchenyilianyihuo。
laozheyouyupianke,taitouwangleyanqingkongwanlideyekong,xuanjigaoshenmocedao。
“cishuizitianshanglai,danshirenjianke。”
“shuizitianshanglai,danshirenjianke?”jiangchenmonianleyibianlaozhedehua,weiweizhouqimeitou。
shuizitianshanglai,zheihuahenhaolijie。
可这个人间客……
nanbuchengyoufeichangqiangdeshuixiyinengzhechuxian?youhuozhe……?
kezhishirenzhenxianglebudaosanmiao,jiangchenyoudiaoerlangdangdexiaoleqilai。
“laoxiansheng,nikannizheibaibu,mingmingshenmedoumeiyou,sheizhidaoneilishinan,neilishibei?
“yaowokan,wozheitongqianluozainanbiancaiduiba?”
shuozhe,jiangchenyouzhilezhibaibushangdetongqian。
“zheierzhunquelaishuo,yinggaishidongnanba?dongnanshixun,xunweifeng,wozuijinyinggaixiaoxinfengcaiduiba?”
laozhewenyan,yaoleyaotou。
“duoshuowuyi,sanrihou,zijianfenxiao。”
jiangchenchenmoliangmiao,dianlediantou,“neixing,santianhou,wozailai。”
kegangqishen,tayouhuranzuoxiakanxianglelaozhe。
zhengzailaozheyihuozhiji,jiangchenxiaolexiaodao,“nidaoshihoukebiepaoa。”
laozheyaotouyixiao,“bupao。”
tingdaozhunquehuifu,jiangchenyexiaoleqilai。
“那成,我走了。”
shuoba,bianbeihaoshubaoqishenliqu。
erlaozhemusongjiangchenzouyuanhou,quekanzheneiliqilaidesanmeitongqianxianrulechensi。
这少年……
kelongweizhongbingweiyouciren,nandao……?
keyezhengzailaozhexiangderushenzhiji,wanliwuyundeyekongturanguaqiyizhenkuangfeng。
jieshangdexingrenhaowufangbei,shunjianbeizheigudafengguadedongdaoxiwai,youdeshenzhizhijiegendimianlailegeqinmijiechu。
gangcaihairerenaonao,youshuoyouxiaoderenqunshunjianluanzuoyituan。
jingqisheng,jiaomasheng,gengshiciqibifu。
“wocao,zheitamanalaizheimedadefenga!”
“zhaodifangduoa!nitamahaizhanzheierganma!”
“sheitemetuilaozi,shibushixiangsi?”
“sheitamadecailaozijiao!”
“aiyou,laoniangdetoufa!”
……
piankegongfu,xuannaoshengluoxia,jiedaozaiyejianbudaoyigerenying。
zhongrenduozaijiedaoneixiemendianli,fenfenmianluyihuojingchazhise。
zheizhenturangualaidefeng……taidale。
jiuliantingzailubianjidunzhongdexiaojiaochedoubeichuideyichuhaojishimiyuan。
zhenggejiedaoshang“kuangkuang”zuoxiang,huichenhaiyoulajimantianfeiwu。
jiugenshijiemorilaileyiban。
dagaiguoleyiliangfenzhong,kuangfengzheicaitingxia。
zhongrendingjingyikan,manjiedaoyipianlangjie,hengqishubadeguanggaopai,mandidoushipingpingguanguanhaiyoufeiqisuliaodai。
youzuzuguoleshiduofenzhong,duoqilaidezhongren,zheicaiganmanmanzoushangjietou。
yishijian,yihuonamenzhishengsiqi。
“guaishi!zheimengdeyixianalaizheimedadefenga?”
“zheiguitianqi,balaonianggangzuodefaxingquandoujichuiluanle。”
“caotamade,laozigangmaidekaoyahaimeichiyikou,jiuxiaojingletudiyele!”
“kaoyasuansha?wotemetoufadoubeichuifeile。”
“……”
众人沉默。
fenfenkanxiangrenqunzhongdeyigezhengmozhezijinaodaide……guangtou。
“yi!nimenkanneigesuanmingde,taneizashashidoumeiyou?”
turan,renqunzhongchuanlaiyidaojingqizhisheng。
zhongrenxunshengyikan,yedoumianlujingqizhise。
“bushi!nimenkan,buguangtazheitanweimeishi,nimenkantatanweishangdejigetongqian,haoguaia……”
“铜钱?”
zhongrenyitingzheihua,fenfenyileng,xuanjikanxianglaozhemianqiandetanwei,ranhoudoumengle。
chenjilezuzuyiliangfenzhong,yigepingtounancaihuiguoshen,bukesiyidao,“gangcaineimedadefeng,baishijindelajitongdoubeichuishangletian,chedoubeichuifeilejishimiyuan,kezheisuanmingdezheierjuranshashimeiyou?”
lingyigezhangfananwenyan,jieguohuacha,“buzhizheidiana,nimenshuo,tazheisangetongqianshizaliqilaide?”
zhongrenyiting,youshunjiananjing,doujiangmuguangzaicikanxianglelaozhetanweishangdesanmeitongqian。
kesilaixiangqu,yexiangbutongzheishizenmezuodaode。
piankehou,yourenxiaoshengyihuodao。
“nimenshuo,zheisuanmingdelaoxianshenggaibuhuizhenhuishenmefashuba?”
“shenmesuanmingde,zheishilaoshenxian!”yigexizhuangnandangjizhoumeifanbodao。
kexizhuangnanzheihuayingangluo,yigedaizheyanjing,daxueshengmoyangdeqingnianlimamianlubuxiededuilehuiqu。
“shenxiangepi,yaoxiangxinkexue!”
tingdaozheidaxueshengbuxiedeyanlun,renqunzhongdangjiyourenmianlubumanzhisebingzhanchulaifanbo。
“kexue?neinixuewengao,nijizanmendajiahuojieshiyixia,gangneimedadefeng,zheilaoxianshengzheierzameishi?”
“jiubushuotazheitanweile,nijiushuozheitongqian,zheisanmeitongqianshishenmeqingkuang,nilaijidajiajieshijieshi。”
tingwenzheihua,zhongrenyejuedezaili,shunjiandoujiangmuguangkanxiangneigedaxuesheng。
xianranshiyaotashuochugehelidejieshi。
yanjianxiabulaitaile,daxueshengyanliyefuxianchuyimohuangluanzhise。
kexiayimiao,tayouhuifuleyiwangdanranziruodeshenqing。
xuanjibujinbumandesaoleyanlangjiedesizhou,youkanlekanlaozhewensiweidongdetanwei。
kezheiyifanguanchaxialai,rangtabujinzhizhoumeitou。
“kanlezheimejiu,kanchushenmelailema?yaoshikanchulaile,haibuganjinjiwomenzheixiemeixuewendekaikaiyan?”
yanjiandaxueshengchenmo,gangtichuzhiyidenanzilimaxiaoyinyindeyinyangguaiqileqilai。
tazheihuayichu,yetongyangyindezhouweiderenkanxianglemeitoujinsuodedaxuesheng。
kezaikanzhedaxueshengshensezhujianhuangluanzhiji,yigegedouluchulekanxidexiao。
shenzhiyoubushaorenyijingkaishileqihong。
“shuoa,nidaoshishuohuaa!”
“renjiawennihuani,nilonglema?”
“gangcaihaibuhennengshuoma,zheihuierzenmeyabale?”
“zheiyinggaishi……neige……wo……”
yanjianbushuoshibuxingle,daxueshenghanhubuqingdejieshileqilai,keshuolebantian,yemeinengshuochugewanzhengdehua。
这超出常识的情况。
tayagenbuzhidaogaizenmequjieshi。
shuolaozheneilifengchuibudao?
显然不合理。
zhenggejiedaodoubeifengchuidefanlegemian,nishuotanalipianpianchuibudao?shibarendangshazima?
haiyouneisanmeiliqilaiqieluozaiyiqidetongqian,tagengbuzhidaogaizenmequshuo。
antongqiandejiechumianji,dangeliqilaidoufeichangkunnan,gengbieshuosangeliqilaihailuozaiyiqi……
zaiyikanzhongrenneiyanshen,daxueshengyezhidaozheilishidaibuxiaqule。
gaxiaozheshuoleju,“wohuranxiangqilaiwoneigejialihaiyoushi,zanmengaitianzailiao。”
huayinhaiweiluo,bianjiazheweibahuiliuliudejiutaozoule。
zhongrenjianzhuang,fenfenmianlubiyizhise。
yigehongyidamagengshizhizhedaxueshengtaoyesidebeiyingkaishiledashengdeyinyangguaiqi。
“xianzaidenianqingrena,zhangzhezijidulejinianshu,lianzijizuzongdoubuzhidaoshisheilou,zuzongjiqiannianchuanxialaidedongxi,shininengquzhiyidema?”
pangbianyigezhongnianrenwensheng,lianliandiantoufuhe,“zheiweidajieshuodebucuo,wojianeixiaozijiushizheiyangzi。”
“laozirangtaqingmingqujitalaozuzongshangfen,tajuranjiwoshuoshenmerensilejiubianchengeryanghuatanlehaishangshenmefen?wozhenqidehenbudeyibazhangpaisita!”
“a!”tingdaozheidagedehua,hongyidajiejingle,bukesiyidao,“xianzaidenianqingrenjilaozuzongshangfendoubuqulema?zheikeshidabuxiaoa!”
“ai。”zhongnianrentanlekouqi,chelechezuijiao,mianlujifenchaonongzhise,“meibanfa,guojiajiaodehaoa!”
shuoba,zhongnianrenyoulvedaiwunaideyaoleyaotou。
kemengran,tayousishixiangdaoleshenme,yanjingdaliang。
pangbianderenyedoufenfenmianlubujiezhise,“zenmelezheishi?”
yitingwenhua,dagelianmangzhizhelaozhetanweiduizhongrenxiaoshengdao,“yiwokana,neilaoxianshengkendingshigeyoudaoxingde,buruzanmenqusuanyigua?”
zhongrenyiting,yejueciyanyouli,fenfendiantoufuhe。
bijing,renduiyuzijiweilaideshi,doushichongmanlechongjing。
chaneijian,laozhedetanweijiubeihaoqiderenqunweilegeshuixiebutong。
tinglepianke,yigedayuesanshiduosuideshaofumanlianduixiaodeqingshengxunwendao。
“laoxiansheng,ninnengjiwosuanyiguawoshashihouyouhaizibu?duoshaoqiandoucheng。”
laozhewenyan,weiweizhoulezhoumei,hedao。
“安静!”
shaofuhedemianseyibai,danmeiganshuohua。
laozhehechiyiju,jixukanzheneijimeitongqian。
zhouweirensuirandouqiguai,kebingmeiyourenganchushengdarao。
guoleyueyouliangsanfenzhong,zaizhongrendezhushixia,neisanmeiliqilaidetongqianturanzijisankai。
suihou“gulu”yishenggundaoletanweidezuoshangjiao。
keranhou,tamenjuranzaicizijilileqilai,erqieyouluozaileyiqi!
jiandaozheishenqideyimu,zhouweichiguaqunzhongdezuibaquandoubianchengleoxing。
zheitongqianmeirenkongzhihaihuizijidong?
erqiehaihuizijibaizaoxing?
nanbucheng……yanqiandelaozhezhendeshigelaoshenxian?
zheixiazhongrenzaicikanxianglaozhe,neimanyandoushijingwei。
laozheyezaitongqianbianhuanfangweihou,xiaozheyaoleyaotou。
shouqitongqianhou,tataitoukanzheweiguanzhongrenxiaowendao,“suanmingshima?”
“嗯嗯……”
zhongrenbuganchiyideqishenghuiying,diantourudaosuan。
laozhejianzhuang,chenmopianke,yanjingyizhuan,xiaoyinyindezhaolezhaoshou。
“lailailai,sanqianyiwei,paihaodui,buyaoluan,luanleyigedoubusuan。”
“hua!”yitingzheihua,weiguanqunzhongxinxiruokuang,shunjianluanzuoyituan。
“buyaoluan!”laozhezaicichushengzhizhi。
cihuayichu,saoluanderenqunshunjiananjing。
budaoshifenzhongshijian,jiedaoshangjiupaishanglejinqianmizhang,zhengzhengqiqideduiwu。
……
yucitongshi,lingwaiyitiaojiedaoshang,jiangchenwangzhezheiyimu,wuyuzhiji。
一个三千?
gangcaizheilaotouhaoxiangwenzijihaiyaodeshiwubaiba?
这才多大会儿?
zheizuodiqidebenshi……zibenjiakanledouliulei……
wangzheneimeduorenpaizheduiqujizheilaotouzisongqian,jiangchendouyoudianhuaiyirenshengle。
zheiteme…tahaidanggemaodeshashoua?
去摆摊算命不好吗?
buguo,conggangcaideshi,jiangchenyekanchulaile,zheilaozhe,yebushiyibanren。
neizhenfengziranshitagaode,benlaishixiangzhengguyixiazheigelaozhe,kechuhuyiliaode,laozhemeishousihaoyingxiang。
zheidiansuiranzaitayiliaozhizhong,danyerangtaxiaoxiaojingyaleyixia。
dangran,tagangcaigenlaozhedashanyebushiweileshenmesuanming,ershiyinyinchajuedaoleyigushuxideqixi。
sisuopianke,jiangchenkanzhebeirenquncuyong,fengruoshenmingdelaozheqingqingxiaolexiao,xuanjibiantaitoukanxiangmianqiandenghuotongmingdedalou。
“海鲜自助?”
kekandaomentouzhaopaishangdejigedazi,jiangchenbujinnamendezhouqimeitou。
zheihongyezenmehuixuanzheimegedifanggenzijijianmian?
nanbuchenghaizhendasuanqingtachihaixian?
“suanle,caiyoushenmeyiyi,qukankanbujiuzhidaole?”
lvedaizichaodeziyuleyiju,jiangchenbianxiaozhezoujinledalou。
raner,yejiuzaitazoujinqumeiduodahuier。
wuliangqingyisedeheiseaodijiaoche,tingzailezheidongdalouduimiandejiedao。
                
                                大反派:开局先揍女主一顿