捡个大叔回家
《捡个大叔回家》 小说介绍
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第一章
yangfumuhuaiyunhou，rangwoganjinchuquzhaogerenjiale，ranhouwuqingdebawoguanzaimenwai。
haoqiaobuqiaode，yudaogexiangqinwuguodedashuzhengzaikuoyinwaifangtadetonghua。
「zhaobudaoxifujiubiehuilaile。」
天助我也啊！
wodaidashuhuilejia，haoqiwanzhangdepaizhexiongfu，「yihouwoyangni！」
三个月后。
gongsixinshangrenzongcaichaowoxiao，yikanzheizhangjingzhidejunlian，womale。
zheitemehewodedashulaogongyimoyiyanga。
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meicuo，wozhendecongdajieshangjianlegedashudasuandaihuijiajiaocha。
shuoshidashu......yimibajideshengao，jianmeigaobiliang，yanjingshensui，pifupianbai，henhaokandewuguan，danyixinengcongneimaochulaidehuzhashangkanchushuyuchengshunanrendecangsang。
lingwai......kenengshishenmexinliuxingdexuliyafengba？
taneieqiankuaizhezhuyanjingdesuifa，xiandezhenggerenyouxiexudeliaocao。
youqitashenshangneijiankaqisejiake，shilianwobadou**dekuan，niuzikuzigengshipolejigedong，haiguazhegenshafengjingdeliantiao，buguantajisui，jiuzheiliulanghanfengge，jiaoshengdashubuguofenba？
jinguandangbuzhuyanzhi，keyaoshihuantaozhuangbei，jueduimiaoshayizhongxiaoxianrou。
heiheihei，lejiewodepengyoumendouzhidao，wojiuhaozheikou......
suoyizaitingdaotakuoyinwaifangshilimianchuanlaidexiaoxi，wozhiyangtiangantan，zhentemedetianzhuwoye！
yaochengdashizhe，lianpixudebichengqianghou。
meiyouyouyudewojiucoudaotagenqian，wanmouxiaozhediashengdiaqiwendao，「dashu，quenvpengyouma？nikanwoshenmeyang？」
dashuditoukanzhewo，mianwubiaoqingdeyaoyaotou，「wobuhexiaohaitanlianai。」
wuwuwu，zenmelianshengyindouhaotingdaolewodexinbashang~
「bububu，dashuniwuhuile，woshirujiabaohuandeluolishenyujiexin，erqie，wojinnianyijingershisanlee。」
dashumeitouyizhou，faxianshiqingbingbujiandan。
keduishilepianke，tayemeiqitafanying，wozhihaozaizhudongyidian......
「dashu，genwohuijiaba！yihouwoyangni！」
bitaaileyigetoudewopaizhexiongfubaozhengdao，「guaiguaijiaoqi，shangdeletingtangxiadelechufang，nenggeshanwu，huihuaxiaqiyangyangjing，jueduirangninmanyie。」
dashu：「......」
haoba，zheiweidashumeineimehaohuyou，yibanrenhaizhenguaibuhuiqu。
kexile，wobushiyibanren。
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huiqudelushang，wowenta，「zenmechenghua，dashu。」
biewenzenmegaodingde，sajiaomaimengmaican，batashuodaomeitabuxing，tabugenwohuiquwojiuyaofengcanlusuhengsijietoudedibu，jiuchabuduole。
bijingdashushihaoren，haiyouaixin，zenmenengjiansibujiuni？
「......」tashenseguaiyi，yinggaishiyoudiannanjieshouzijizheimekuaijiutuodanleba，danmoleyishunhaishigaosuwo，「luyan。」
woledeyipaishou，yanjingmichengyitiaoxian，「wojiaolujiajia，zheibuqiaolema，woliangyigexing，jianzhishimingzhongzhudingdeliangpeia！」
luyansaolewoyiyan，fuyandebuxing，「nishuoshijiushiba。」
「neishuohaole，yihoujiaowojiajia，huozhelaopo，baobeitianxin，suinikaixin，womencongxianzaikaishi，jiushinannvpengyoulee。」
woxiangdangzilaishudewanshangtadeshoubei，yibengyitiao，anangaoxingrenwuwancheng。
luyanyoumoleyishun，「wozhishidayingbangnihuiqujianjianfumu，burangniliuluojietou，jincieryi。」
「wotingjiannidadianhua，shuoshixiangqinshibaile？neiwomencouhecouhe，bujiuliangquanqimeima？」
tabudawo，mushiqianfang，danyemeibashouchouchulai，buzhidaoshitongyihaishimeitongyi。
woxianglexiang，juedingxianbuweinanta，guoledaihuierneiguanzaishuoba，bijingwozheimehuojihuoliaodeyilaijiurucireqingsihuo。
tabunawodangshenjingbingyijinghenshanliangle。
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daojiadeshihou，wobazhengweiwomaheyingyangtang。
nanweitamensishijilezhongyuyaoshanghaizi，zheihuaitaishiyuehaibuzhidaoyaojinzhangchengshenmeyangzini。
「nizenmeyouhuilaile？bushirangniganjinzhaoge......」
kanjianluyandeshihouliangrenfeichangyoumoqidezhouqimeilai，womagengshibawoladaoyibian，「nilinggeliulanghanhuilaidafasheini？」
woyibenzhengjingdeqingleqingsangzi，「ma，zheinijiuyanzhuoleba？renbukemaoxiang，kuangqie，luyanzheimeshuai......」
「帅能当饭吃啊？」
taxianqidedaduanwo，bunaifandebailebaishou，「suanle，nizijitiaodewobuguanni，jiuyigewenti，taqudeqinima？」
wokanleyanluyan，jingmoliangmiaohoushayouqishidediantou，「qudeqi。」
路衍：？？？
bamayebuxiangguoduodekaocha，jiuwenlexiechangguiwenti，shenmejisuiashenmegongzuoazhunalia，luyanshizheiyangdade。
「31，kenlao，jiazhujiaoqu。」
哥，我叫他一声哥。
kandechutazhendeshihenbuxiangpeihewoyanxile。
kenlaozheiyicichulai，zhijierangwobamadashanglezheirenqiong，bushangjin，tantuwomenjiachandebiaoqian。
wobanumuyuanzheng，「lujiajia，zheijiushinishuodequdeqi？！」
wodanaofeisuyizhuan，ganjinjieshidao，「tashuodekenlao，yisishijichengjialidechanye，zhishihuanlegeshuofa。」
路衍：？？？
哥，别看我了。
bamaxianranbuxinzheigeshuoci，naoguaziwengwengwengdeteng，「de，buguanshibushijichengjiachan，shixianshuohao，cailiqimabashibawan。」
nimenbuxiangrangwojiazhishuobei？
danwosuanlesuanzijizheixienianzanxialaidexiaojinku，yaoyaoyahaishidianletou，「fangxinba！」
kanluyanzheifeichangbujingyedezhuangtai，wofuyanwanbamajiudaizhetalikaile。
zouchumentadediyijuhuajiushi，「wokemeiyoubashibawan。」
「我有。」
「niquniziji？」luyanhaoxiangyouxienanyizhixindechixiaochusheng，budengwojiehuayouwen，「nizheibamabushiqinshengdeba？」
「wa，zheinidoukanchulaile？」
「很难看不出来。」
woyouxieyanerba，youxiesonglazhenaodai，qishixinlihaishiyouneimeyidiandiandenanguo。
luyanzouzaiwozuoqianfangjibu，touyebuhui，yuqilengdan，「nizhenyaoyinweitamendeyaoqiujiusuibianzhaogerenjiale？haishizifei？」
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wochenmoleneimeyihuier，caijieshidao，「woshijianlaide，tamenxianzaiyoulehaizi，dangranxiwangwojiachuqujitamenqinshengdehaizitenggewei。」
wusuineinian，woconggueryuantoupaochulai，quezhaobudaohuiqudelule，zaidajieshangliulangleliangtian，jianrenjiadiaozaidishangdemantouchi，zoudaonazouleilejiudizuoxiabaozhezijimiyihuier。
yangfumuyinweijiehunjinianlemeiyouhaizi，benlaijiuyouyilingyangyige，luguodeshihoukandaowo，wenlejiju，juedewolianzhangdekeai，qiaozhexiqing，jiuwenwoyuanbuyuanyigentamenhuiqu。
houlaishouxubanwan，tamenjiuchenglewodefumu，haozaiwobijiaodongshiyezhidaozenmerangtamenxihuan，zheimexienian，duiwoqishimanhaode，youyinweijialibijiaofuyu，gongwoshangzuihaodexuexiao，rangwoshoudaolezuihaodejiaoyu。
zhishitamenmeiyoutingzhiguoxiangyaozijideqinshenghaizi，zhiliaolezheimexienian，xianzaizhongyuruyuanyichang。
「ruguomeiyoutamen，huoxuwozaojiuesizainatiaojieshangle，genghekuangxianzaihaiyouzheimehaodeshenghuo，yijingbihenduorendouguodexingfule，woshaoweiweiquyixiaziji，chengquantamenyemeishenmedabulede。」
「kuangqie，zifeizenmele？qiancainaishenwaizhiwu，zhiyaonengmailaikuaile，tajiuzhide。」
shuodaozheili，wohuranxiaole，dianqijiaodashangluyandejian，「danruguoshinidehua，wohaoxiangyemeineimeweiqule。」
bijingzheizhanglian，zhendehaoshawo。
luyanquanchengbushuohua，yebuzhidaotinglejigezi。
woyouwen，「huashuo，nizhendekenlaoa？zheikebutaitichang，kanninianqinglizhuangdezuodianshenmebudounengyanghuozijima？buranzheiyangba，woxianzaizhengzaishangbandegongsitingbucuode，woyemianmianqiangqiangshigeguanliwei，zougehoumenbanijiajinlaizenmeyang？」
luyanzhongyuyoulegesixiaofeixiaodebiaoqing，「najiagongsi？」
「dagongsini，chenhe，tingguomei？」
taruoyousuosidedianlediantoumeijiehua，wojixudiediebuxiu，「suiranshijiashejigongsi，ruguobushizheifangmianzhuanyedequleyezhinengdadazahuozhedanggebaoan，keyigeyuejiqiankuaiqianyehenhaole，kuangqiewohaikeyiyangni......」
shuolebantian，luyanhaishiguzhijijian，「wohaishikenlaoba。」
jialidebenyaoshigoukenneiwobushuoshenmele，kekanluyanzheishenchuanzhedaban，shizaishi......
woyouxiehentiebuchenggangdebashoucongtajianshangnalexialai。
孺子不可教也啊！
qianmiande「ruzi」turantingxiajiaobu，taochushouji。
「加个微信吧。」
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benlaishibuxiangjiade，wodoudasuanfangqizheigezhixiangzhekenlaodelannile，naihetashuo，「wobangleniyici，niyedepeiwohuitangjiaa。」
zhendehennanrenketaganggangdebiaoxian，danmeibanfa，sheirangwoyikaishijiuzheimehuyouleta。
wozheirenyouyixiangshuohuasuanshu。
feiyaorangtakankan，shenmejiaozuojingye！
「neiwomenshenmeshihouhuiqu？」
「buji。」luyantaishoukanlekanshoubiao，「shijianchabuduole，woxianzaiyaoquganfeiji，sangeyuehouhuilaizaishuoba。」
我吐血。
「niyaowodengnisangeyue？」
mianqiandenanrenluchujintiandiyigezhengerbajingdexiao，yudiaozhongduolejifendiaokan，「buxiangyidiliandehua，nihewoyikuaierqu？」
我？？？
wofashi，shitaxiaodetaihaokanle，goudewoyishiwufajujue。
e，bushijujuegentaqu，shiwufajujuezheige‘lian’。
kenlaoshenmedechoumaobing，yihouzaishuoba。
talikaiqian，wozaisandingzhu，「jiranshuohaole，zheisangeyuewohuidengni，niyejiubunengzaiwaimianluangao，yaoduideqiwozhidaoma？」
tadiandiantou，gangxiangshuoshenme，shoujixiangle。
「gaohuanglexiangqinhaiyaogaohuanggongzuoma？zheidoujidianlenihaibuhuilaishoushishoushigundan？！zheicinizuihaojiwozhengdianqidaigexifuhuilai！tingdaomeiyou！」
tingtonglidenvshengdadaowodounengtingjian，zhijianluyandandingdebashoujilierduoyuanledian。
「woxiangnidagaikeneng。」
tayidun，muguangtingliuzaiwolianshang，zuijiaoqingqingshangyang，「yaoyouerxifule。」
ben「erxifu」beizheituruqilaideaimeiqiliuliaodelaoliantonghong。
wuwuwu，zheishiyinrenfanzuia。
woyishunjianjiubaqianmianjiandingbuyaolannidexiangfapaozhinaohou，mannaozidoushi，「yaojiayedejiazheimegeshuaigecaibuwangcishenga！」
musongluyanlikaihou，wohuilezijizaiwaimianzudefangzili。
shitaobudabuxiaodedanshengongyu，zhuanghuangwenxin，meiciyihuilaidounengjiwojidadeguishugan。
wobayifuxile，zaishafashangzhuiju，yuemoyouguoleyigeduoxiaoshi，hunhunyushuijianshoudaoluyandexiaoxi。
「登机了。」
嚯，会报备！加分！
benlaixiangwenwentaqunaliquganmade，danhaishizhihuilesigezi，「yilushunfeng。」
liangxiaoshihou，tayougaosuwo，「daole。」
wozheicaiwenta，「shiqugongzuoma？」
「嗯。」
wozaiwentaquebuduoshuole。
woyebujiujie，jiranyougongzuoneijiushizuihaode。
jiuzheiyang，woheluyankaiqilewomenbanshengbushude「yidilian」。
dairuyixia，hewanglianmeiqubie。
wangyouyuqiaiqingdianping：gangkaishikan，qianmiandejuqinghenyoudairugan，henbucuo，haihuijixukanwande。
wangyouyanjuanduorendianping：chaohaokanchaohaokanchaohaokan！！zhongyaodeshiqingxianshuosanbian，jianzhijiushitianhuabanjibiedexiaoshuo！