《他搞不过我,我赢麻了》 小说介绍
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diyizhanglujingshenqiaozheerlangtuizuozaishangchangkafeitingli,xizhuanggelv,yiliandeyidikanzhewo。
womianqiandepingbandiannaoli,bamabeibangzaishigongdiantishang,jiaoxiajiushiershicengloudeshenyuan,
anquanshengyijingbeirendongleshoujiao。lujingshenshengyinlimanshicongrong:「qingning,wozhijinishifenzhong,
shenxiaoyudaodibeinisongdaonaerqule?」「zhiyaonishuochulai,wojiurangrenbanibamalashanglai,haobuhao?」
wosisidingzhemianqianzheigenanren,hunshenyinweifennuerjuliezhandou:「lujingshen,jiuyinweiyige**,
nijiuyaohaisiwofumu?neikeshinideyuefuyuemu!」「zhukou!」lujingshenmengdiqishen,liansezhengning,
yibazhangshuaizaiwolianshang:「xiaoyushigehaonvhai,sheiyunxunizheimeshuota?」dawanwo,tazhongxinzuohuiyuanwei,
lianshanghuifudanding:「shifenzhonghou,nijiuzhidaowoganbuganxiashoule。」「bijing,neishinibama,
youbushiwobama,woyoushenmexiabuqushoude?」woturanxiaole。sannianqian,wochuanzhehunshazhanzaijiaotangli,
tafashiyaoshouhuwoyibeizi。kecaiduanduansannian,tajiuweileneigeshenxiaoyubianlegeren。
jufuledpingmushangdebiaobai,manloudemeiguihua,haiyouneicizaiwuxingjijiudianbaoxiazhengcengloudeshengripaidui,
meiyicidouxiangerguangyiyangshanzaiwolianshang。woyezhiwenguota,
ketadehuidayongyuanneimeqingmiaodanxie:「xiaoguniangdouxihuanzheixie,woyezhishigentawanwan,buhuidongzhengede。」
daozuihou,tashenzhibaneige**daihuilejia,rangtajiaowojiejie,shuoyaotihuiyixiaqirenzhifudeganjue。
worenwukeren,zuotianrangrenbaneige**songquleguowai。meixiangdao,querangtachedifengle。
wotaochushoujidijita:「nikankanzheige。」tajieguoquzhikanleyiyan,jiucongyizishangtiaoleqilai,
yanzhongpenhuo:「suqingning!nifengle?nijingranbawobamaye...」shoujipingmuli,
wodegonggongpopobeidiaozaijianzhugongdidetadiaoshang,jiaoxiashizhengzaijiaobandeshuinichi。
wolenglengdikanzheta:「zenme?nijuedewoxiabuqushou?」「lujingshen,neishinibama,youbushiwobama,
woyoushenmexiabuqushoude?」「weilebiaoshigongping,wokeyixiandongshou。」wonaqishoujibotongdianhua:「aqiang,
qidongtadiao,xianbawopoposongxiaqujiluzongkangeyang!」「bu!buyao!」lujingshenchedihuangle,
shengyindoubianlediao:「suqingning!fanglewofumu,worenshule!」「neiwobamani?」tayijingbeilenghanjintou,
tuirandao:「wozheijiurangtamenfangren。」tanaqishoujifenfu:「baerlaosonghuilaiba。」
woyenaqishouji:「aqiang,shougong。」fangxiadianhua,wozhanqishenzoudaolujingshenmianqian,jugaolinxiadikanzheta。
tataiqitou,wojuqishouyigebazhangshuaileguoqu。「gangcaineiyibazhang,xianzaihaijini!」
lujingshenlianshangxiemanquru,quezhishihenhendidingzhewo。「kanshenmekan?bufu?」
wocongbaolinachuyigewenjiandaizazaitalianshang:「nibuhuiyiweiwojiuzheiyigehoushouba?」
tayihuodidakaiwenjiandai,zaitaitoushiyanzhongmanshizhenjing:「suqingning,zheikeshigongsidehexinxiangmuziliao!」
wolengxiao:「hexinziliao?genwoyoushenmeguanxi?niyaoshigandongwobamayigenhanmao,bieshuonibama,
liannijiagongsiwodoujinigaokua。」wocoudaotamianqian,zhizheshangchangdejiankongshexiangtou:「wanglegaosuni,
gangcaizheilifashengdeyiqie,doubeinibamakandaole。」「tamenyegaizhidaozhidao,
zijidehaoerziweileyigexiasanlande**,nengyouduomeidixian。」
yigedizhifadaoletashoujishang:「jirannizheimexiangyaoneige**,jiubatajiehuilaiba。」
dierzhangsujiashijianzhuxingyedelongtou,wobasujianguocongbanzhuangongrenyibubupadaojintiandeweizhi。
lujiashitouzijiedexingui,lujingshencongxiaohanzhejintangchizhangda。suqingningzheigemingzi,
shiwobaxiwangwonengqingqingjingjing,ningjingzhiyuan。lujingshenzheigemingzi,yuyizheshenchenwenzhong,qianchengyuanda。
sujiayouqianyourenmai,zaijianzhuxingyeheibaitongchi。lujiayouqianyoudiwei,zaitouziquanhufenghuanyu。
womenzaidaxuexiangyu,tayiweizhaodaolebutuqiancaidezhenai,woyiweizhaodaolewenrunruyudejunzi。
jieguowomendoucuole。daxuebiyehoujianjiazhang,wozhenjingyutajiadehaohuabieshu,
tayebeiwobadejianzhugongdizhenhanle。zuishenqideshi,womenduibicidefanchadouyubabuneng。dangtakaizhehaoche,
chuanzhedingzhixizhuang,pengzhezuanjiexiangwoqiuhunshi,wohaobuyouyudidayingle。dangwotuoxiashunvzhangqun,
luchuzaigongdimopagundalianchudejianmeishencaishi,lujingshenxiangelangyiyangpuleguolai。hunlineitian,
woyiweizijishishijieshangzuixingfudenvren。kesannianhou,lujingshenjiujiwolinghuilaiyigemishu。
wochangshihaohaogentajiangdaoli,ketazhiruowangwen,zhishichongnidikanzheneige**,shuozhishiwanwan,buhuirenzhen。
ketakanxiangshenxiaoyudeyanshen,heyiqiankanwodeyimoyiyang。yushiwopairenbaneige**songchuleguo,
meixiangdaochupengdaolelujingshendenilin。zhidaozheishiwocaiyishidao,wozheikuailaolin,
duitalaishuoyijingbutongbuyangle。gonggongjinmendiyijianshi,jiushiyijiaochuaizailujingshenduzishang。
lujingshenwuzheduzitengdezhibuqiyao,danhaishizoudaogonggongmianqian:「ba,ma,nimenmeishiba?」
popotoutoukanlewoyiyan,jianwobaozhegebokanta,ganjinyikaimuguang。
gonggongtaishouzuoyoukaigongshanleshijigeerguang:「chusheng!womenlaolujiazufenmaoshenmeqingyancaishengchunizheigeqinshou!
」「bangjiazijiyuefuyuemu,nishitufeizhuanshihaishichushengtoutai?zheizhongshichuanchuqu,wohe**lianwangnage?
」「neishinilaopodediema,nideguixiaketouderen,nishinaozijinshuile?」
「neisuqingninghaibushibanimenyeji...」lujingshengangxiangfanbo。popolingdianqishou,
yibazhangshanguoqu:「neinengyiyangma?nishiweileshenme?tashiweileshenme?niyaobushibangrenjiafumu,
huibatabidebangwoheniba?」「guobuxiaqujiulihun,biedanwurenjia。niyiweixianzaishenmeniandai,
haibaoyangxiaomishu?」lujingshenyanshenfaxu:「wojiushixianghehuhehuta,meidasuandongzhengede...」
「zheihaibusuandongzhenge?neishenmejiaodongzhenge?」menbeituikai,wobalingzhewomazoulejinlai。
「anquanshengdougeduanle,haonvxunizheishigenbenmeidasuanrangwomenhuozhea。」wobazoudaolujingshenmianqian,
shunshouchaoqizhuoshangdehuaping,erhuabushuozazailujingshentoushang。xueshunzhelujingshendeetouliuxialai,
zaitalianshanghualegehuxing,zuihoudizaidishang。poposuiranxintengerzi,
danhaishiganjindaoqian:「qinjiagongnixianxiaoxiaoqi,zheishiqueshishiyichenzuodebudui,danyebunengbatadasiba?」
「zenmebuneng?laozichadianbeinihaoerzihaisi,wopingshenmebunengdasita?」「bunengzheimeshuo,
jingshenzhishixianghehuhehunimen,tameixiangdongzhengede。」wobalengxiao:「shima?」
tachaomenwaigoulegoushouzhi:「baneigexiaobiesandaijinlai!」
disanzhangjigechuanzhegongzhuangdegongrenyazheyigebiqinglianzhongdexizhuangnanjinlai。
lujingshenzhoumei:「tazhishianwoyaoqiubanshi,nimenweinantaganshenme?」
wobazoudaoxizhuangnanshenbiantileyijiao:「shinizijishuohaishiwobangnishuo?」xizhuangnanmingxianbeidapale,
hunshendoudexiangshaikang:「woshuowoshuo!luzongshuofurenkendingshebudefumu,yidinghuishuochushen**xialuo,
suoyijiaxizhenzuoyemeiguanxi。」「zheishigenluzongmeiguanxi,shiwojishubuguoguan,buzhidaozenmecaozuoshengjiangji,
zhenbushiluzongdemingling!」wobadengyan:「meile?」「youyouyou!wokanzijikongzhibulejiqi,
suoyijiupaole。」xizhuangnanguidiketou:「luzongduibuqi,shiwocuole,ninyuanliangwoba!」
lujingshenyilianmimang:「shuoqingchu,nidaodiganshenmele?」「wokanzijicaozuobuleshengjiangji,
suoyijiuyigerenpaole。」「nishuoshenme?nipaole?」wozhenjingdikanxiangwoba。
wobayongyanshenzhilezhiwoma:「niwanglenimayiqianshijianzhugongchengshile?xingkuinimazhidaozenmecaozuo,
buranjintiannikongpajianbudaowomenle。」takanxianglujingshen:「haonvxu,nijirannenggaodaoshengjiangji,
neihuicaozuoderennizhaobudao?xianzaizheixiaoziyankanbuhuicaozuojiuxiangkailiu,
niquedingbushiguyixiangjiwonveryidianjiaoxun?」popoganjindayuanchang:「qinjia,jueduibuhui,
yidingshidayile,jingshenzenmekenengguyihainimen?」wobalenglengdipielepopoyiyan:「bushiguyide?
jiuweileyige**,tabashengjiangjidouzhunbeihaole,nigenwoshuobushiguyide?」shuowantabuzailipopo,
zhuanxiangqizhongyigegongrentoumu:「ahua,chuanwodehuajisuoyougongdidexiongdimen。」「gaosutamen,
congjintiankaishi,yidanwomenyijiasankouchushi,buyongzhaobiedechoujia,lujiakendingshizuikuihuoshou。」
「daoshisheinenggaokualujia,sheijiushiwodejiebanren。tingmingbailema?」「shi,suzong,wozheijiuquchuanhua。」
gonggongyitingwobadongzhengede,ganjinfuruan:「qinjiagong,hebishuozheizhonghenhuani,
zheibushiyaobisiwomenquanjiama?」「woyoushenmebunengshuode?nierzidouxiangmiewoquanjiale,haibuxuwofanji?
」「jintianzheishimeiwan,gangcaiwoguinvbushishuolema,rangnierzibaneigenvrenjiehuilai,nimenhaidengshenme?」
wobasisidingzhelujingshen:「xiaozi,nibushishebudeneigeniuma?neijiujiehuilaiba。」
tayoukanxiangwo:「guinv,gaizenmewanjiuzenmewan,jiusuanbatiantongpole,bayejinidouzhe!」likaishangchang,
wobazuozaichelirenbuzhukaiqiangle:「guinv,neiwangbadandoubashengjiangjizhunbeihaole,
yaobushiwotiqiandedaoxiaoxi,zheihuiernilianwohe**shitidouzhaobudaole。」「tadouzheiyangle,
gangcaiwoxiangrangnilihun,niweishenmeburangwoshuo?」「ba,wobunenggenlujingshenlihun。」「weishenme?
nijiuneimexihuanneigewangbadan?」「shenmewangbadan,shuohuanengbunengbuyaoneimenanting。」
wobashoufangzaiduzishang:「neikeshiniwaisuntadie。」laoliangkouyanjingtongshidengyuan:「shenme?nihuaiyunle?」
wodiantou:「haibudaolianggeyue。」「ba,niyenianjidale,gongdishangdexiongdimenzongbunengyibeizibanzhuanba?
xianzaisuirannihaiyadezhu,dandengnilaole,nandaohaizhiwangwoyigenvrenguanjiqianhaogongren?」「lujiadeqian,
yanghuoyiqiangegongdiyegoule。danwodebazhenggelujiazhuazaishoulicaixing,buranyiqiedoushikongtan。」
「zhiyaowoshengxiazheigehaizi,jiukeyixietianziyilingzhuhou,suoyijueduibunenglihun。」
womadanyou:「kelujingshenxinbuzainizheier,wanyiyougesanzhangliangduan...」「fangxin,
wobashenxiaoyusongzoujiushishitan。xianzaijirantaneimezaiyizheige**,wozhenghaonataliwei。」
「zhiyaolujiazhiyouwoshengdezheiyigehaizi,jiusuanzailaiyibaigeshenxiaoyu,yexianbuqidalang。」
「daoshixiongdimenzuozhengjingshengyi,buyongmeitianfengchuirishai,zongbiyibeizizaigongdiganhuoqiangba。」
「neinixiayibuzenmeban?」「shenmedoubuzuo,xianzaizhixuyaodeng。lujingshenyehao,tayangde**yeba,
bixutamenxianzuoyao,wocaihaoxiashou。」「ba,nidejiwodianrenshou。」laobadiantou:「hao,
worangsangegongdiderentingnidiaoqian,youshenmeshizhijiefenfu。」「fangxin,tamenlujiajiadayeda,
bugangenzanmenpinming。」disizhanglujingshenhaizhenbashenxiaoyujielehuilai。kanlaiwohewobadeweixieyouchengxiao,
chenggongjifaletadenifanxinli。liangtianhouwohuidaojia,shenxiaoyujingrantangerhuangzhidizuozaiketingshafashang。
jiandaowo,tayanzhongshanguotiaoxin,danbiaomianshangxiangzhixiaobaitu,weiqudiduozailujingshenbeihou:「shengege,
wopa...」wokanxiangyanqiandehuhuashizhe:「lujingshen,shenmeyisi?」「shenmeshenmeyisi?
woanzhaonideyisibatajiehuilaile。zenme?zhenrangwojiehuilai,niyoubugaoxingle?」
「su**bieguaishengege,shiwotaiaishengegele,kongzhibuzhuzijideaiyi,caigenzhehuilaide。
niyaoguaijiuguaiwo,shidashimawodoutingnide。」「zhiyaobierangwolikaishengege,wokeyibuyaomingfen。」
「nigan!」lujingshenrulindadibanjiangshenxiaoyuhuzaishenhou:「suqingningwojinggaoni,xiaoyuxianzaishiwodenvren,
nigandongtayigenhanmao,wojueraobuleni!」taxianghuzaidelangyiyang:「niyaoshiganshanghaita,
bieguaiwoduinibukeqi。」shenxiaoyucongbeihoulouzhulujingshendeyao,liangrenxiangliantiyingeryiyang:「shengege,
bieweilewohesu**duqi,wozhidaoshiwobuhao,chazulenimendehunyin,woyuanyixiangsu**daoqian。」
wowanweidikanzheta:「daoqianzhihouni?houzhelianpizaizheierzhuxialai?」shenxiaoyubuyu,zhishiliulei,
liudelujingshenmanlianxinteng,kanxiangwodeyanshengengxiangchouren。「fangxin,wobudongta。zhiyaotabutiaoxin,
wokeyigentajingshuibufanheshui。」lujingshenehenhendengwo:「niyiweisheidouxiangniyiyangshifengzi?
xiaoyuxingziruanruo,tajiashuxiangmendi,zhiliyidonglianchi,buxiangnijiazhengtianjiuzhidaodadashasha。」
「dadashashabuhaoma?gangjiehunshinijiagaobudingdeneigedingzihushisheibangnigaodingde?
quniandunigongsidamendezhaizhushizenmelaoshide?」woxieletashenhoudeshenxiaoyuyiyan:「haishuxiangmendi?
nijiashuxiangmendizhudonggoudayoufuzhifu?nijiashuxiangmendidangxiaosandangdelizhiqizhuang?」
shenxiaoyukudegenglihai:「su**,nizenmenengzheimeshuowo?woyeshiyouzunyande。」
「wogenshengegeshizhenxinxiangaide,ganqinglibubeiaideneigerencaishixiaosan。wozhidaonihenweiqu,
danniyebunengzheimemazijia。bijingjiusuanyihouniheshengegelihunle,qimanimenhaiyoumeihaohuiyi。」
womiqiyan:「lujingshen,niyaogenwolihun?」「heng!」lujingshenlengheng:「nizaigandongxiaoyuyigenhanmao,
nikanwogenbugennilihun。」「gaosuni,xiaoyushiwodenvren,congjintiankaishizheilijiushitadejia。
niyaogangantazou,wojiubaniganchuqu。」「yigebaogongtoudenver,
nengjiajinwomenlujiajiushinishangbeizijidele,youshenmezigegenwojiaoxiao。」talaqishenxiaoyudeshou:「zou,
wodainikankanwomendefangjian。」shenxiaoyuyaotou:「shengege,wojuedesu**haishiyouwuhuide,
nirangwogentahaohaotantanhaoma?」「gentazheizhongrenyoushenmehaotande?」「qiunileshengege,
yaoshisu**zongshiwuhui,wotiantianhetashenghuozaiyiqiyehuibushufude。」lujingshentanqi:「haoba,
neinixiaoxin,worangbaomuqushoushikefang。」shuowantashanglou,luguowoshenbianshiweixiedao:「nigandongta,
woraobuleni。」yanjianlujingshenshanglou,shenxiaoyulimahuanshangaomanshenqing。「kanjianlema?
zheijiushinigenwodechaju。」shenxiaoyulianshangguazheshenglizheweixiao,
qingkuaidizoudaowomianqian:「nishitalaopoyouzenyang?bawosongzouyouzenyang?woxianzaihaibushizhanzaizheier。」
「woshibuyaomingfen,keyaoshinigundanle,zheigelujiashaonainaideweizihaibushidewolaizuo。」
「nixiangganshenme?」taxiaodeeyimanman:「dangranshirangnigundan!」shuowantachaoqizhuoshangdehongjiu,
zhijiedaozaizijitoushang,ranhoushishengjianjiao:「a!niyaoganshenme?」diwuzhangwoyizhenwuyu。
zheimediduandezaizangxianhai,shibushitaixiaoerkele?guoran,lujingshentingdaojianjiaocongfangjianchongchulai,
kandaotazhishilinlehongjiucaisongkouqi。dantazhiwenwodeyuqiyijiuchongmanyane:「suqingning,nidaodixiangzenyang?
」wobailetayiyan,niutoukanxiangshenxiaoyu:「nifeidezheiyangma?」shenxiaoyuyilianwugu,haipadihoutui,
guyidiaogaoyinliang:「su**,jiusuannibuxihuanwo,yebunengzheimeduiwo,nishizaiqirentaishenle。」
「shima?neijirannidouzheimeshuole,woyejiubukeqile。」shuowanwobudengtafanying,
zhijieyigekuabudaotashenhou,yijiaochuaizaitaxiaotuishang。tashiqupingheng,zhijieguizaidishang。
woshunshouchaoqichajishangdeshuiguodao,danshouchezhutatoufa,badaofangzaitalianshang。lujingshenhehuaile,
sanbubingzuoliangbupaoxialai:「suqingning,kuaifangleta!」「zheshenmeji?shijianyoudeshi,xianbashiqinggaoqingchu。
」shuiguodaodedaorentiezaishenxiaoyulianshang:「nixianzaigaosuta,gangcainishizenmebianchengzheiyangde?」
shenxiaoyuchaolujingshenshenshou,yanleibitihumanlian:「wuwuwu!laogongwohaipa,laogongnikuaijiuwo!」
lujingshentoushujiqi,buganchongguolai,zhinengrangwogankuaifangletadexinganbaobei。「bushuoshiba?bushuoyekeyi。
」wozhilezhiqiangshangdejiankong:「lujingshen,jiniwufenzhong,qudiaoyixiagangcaidejiankong,
kankannikouzhongdeshuxiangmendinengzuochushenmeexinshi。」「suqingningnigoule!jiusuanxiaoyushejini,
neiyeshiyinweitagangdaozheigejiameianquangan,niganmazheimebuyiburao?」wotoushangyigedawenhao:「a?
shenmegoupiluoji?tameianquanganbushiyinggaicunbubuligenzainishenbianma?
tameianquanganjiushejixianhaiwosuanzenmehuishi?」wobashuiguodaodizaishenxiaoyujingdongmaishang:「haishishuo,
jiusuannimingzhidaotaxianhaiwo,nihaishixuanzezhanzaitazheibian?」lujingshenkanzhewoshoushangdedao,
lianseshabai:「qiancuowancuodoushiwodecuo,suqingningsuanwoqiuni,qianwanbieshangdaota。」
wogandaoyizhenweiqu:「suoyinideyisishi,tazheigebuyaoliandexiaosanbunengshourenheshanghai,
wozheigezhengpailaopojiukeyisuiyibeinizaojian,shima?」「neinengyiyangma?」
lujingshenjidekuaibatoufachediao:「suqingning,tagennibuyiyang,tahuailewodehaizi!」
woyigedianhuazhaolaileyigegongdidexiongdi,babieshuweideshuixiebutong。gongdiduizhangdaizhejigejingyingzoujinlaishi,
woshoulidedaohaifangzaishenxiaoyuxuebaidebozishang。wosajiaodikanxiangduizhang:「huashu,nimenzenmecailai?」
huashukanlewoyiyan,xianjiuzhengwodecuowu:「qingning,daozaiwangxialiangzhi,neigedifangcaishijingdongmai。」
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