替夫上朝，听我心声吃瓜笑哈哈
《替夫上朝，听我心声吃瓜笑哈哈》 小说介绍
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《替夫上朝，听我心声吃瓜笑哈哈》 第1章 免费试读
shenmingzhushangyimiaochuanyue，xiayimiaojiubeitijinlehuzhong。
zaicizhengyan，fangjianzhongzhanzheyigechuanzheguzhuangdeyingjunnanren。
“哼！”
nanrenbuxieyixiao，yuqizhongtouzhebunaifan，
“shenmingzhu，wogenbenjiubuxihuanni，nizheigeyangzizhihuilingwogengjiayaneni！”
“diaohuli，shiniyingdede！”
这……
很难平！
turan，yigubushuyuzijidejiyiyongruzijidenaohai，tadagaizhidaozheibshisheile。
benshunanzhujiao，yanyunxuan！
tachuanshule，chuanchengleshuzhongdeedunvpei，zhangpinghoufuliuluozaiwaidezhenqianjin，muqianshinanzhucongxiaozhifuweihundeweihunqi。
yuanzhucongxiaoliuluoxiangye，zaishiersuishibeihoufuzhaohui，danhoufuquejiangdaititaxiangshouleshiernianjinyiyushishenghuodejiaqianjinliuxiale，haiduiwaichengtamenshiyiduishuangshengjiemeihua，zheirangshenmingzhuhenshiyuanhen。
zaitakanlai，jiranzijihuigui，jiuyinggaigeguigewei，gehuigejia，buyinghunxiaohoufuxuemai。
tademuqinxieqinghuandaoshizhanzaizijizheibian，zhuzhangjishenjiaojiaoyibiyinqianrangtalikaihoufu，jieguozaodaolequanfushangxiasuoyourendefandui。
yirennandiquanjia，zhinengniezhebizirenle！
danshisidixiaqueshizhanzaizijidebaobeiqinnvershenhou，bangzheqinnverchuqi。
dangranletayeweizijideqinshengnverzhengqulehoufuda**deshenfen。
bunengzaiweiquzijideguainverle，fouzetayeburangbu！
suoyi，xianzaitashizhangpinghoufudedichuda**，nvzhushenjiaojiaoshier**。
danshitianxiameiyoubutoufengdeqiang，shengjingchengdegejiaziranyezhidaoyuanyou，buguozheishihoufudejiashi，tamenkanzhejiushi。
buguolingdajiameixiangdaodeshi，duanduansannian，quanjingchengdouchuanbianletamenmunvdeeduxingjing。
zheibu，zaishenmingzhushenjiaojiaodejijilishang，shenmingzhubuzhibeinagekantabushunyandeguinvqianjintuixialeshui，zaixinglaijiuchengleta。
zhiyuyanbeixuan，tazhifuweihundeweihunfuerhuangzixuanwang，zishizhizhongzhongqingyuqingmeizhumadenvzhushenjiaojiao，yishitazuiqiangdadehoudunzhiyi。
putianzhixia，mofeiwangtu；
lvtuzhibin，mofeiwangchen。
junchenyoubie，dandancongshenfenshangjiunianyalexiangyaohuzhetadezhongqinren。
可恶！
kanzhetadaizhiaonaodeyangzi，yanbeixuanyoudao，
“zenme？houhuizijidesuozuosuoweile？”
“gaosunishenmingzhu，yijingwanle！woyijingqingfuhuangcihunwoyujiaojiao，nianfenxie，yaoburanwobuhuiduinikeqide！”
这个大**！
tabuxiangtingtazaineilibibile！
zhentouzhijierengzailetadelianshang。
“gun！zangledenanrenwocaibuxihanni！niyouduoyuangunduoyuan！”
shenmingzhudebaoheshengjiangyanbeixuanheleyitiao，yinzhezheisannianshenmingzhuduitajiqidetiangou，suoyibeihouhoutajuranmengle。
fanyingguolaihou，ganjueshifendediulian。
“shenmingzhu，nishifenglema？juranganzheimeduibenwangshuohua，wogaosuni，yihouniqiuzhebenwang，benwangyebuhuidalinile，gengbuhuiqunijinfu，xianzaiwolianyigeshiqiedeweifendoubuhuiliujinile！”
“哼！疯婆子！”
shuowanzhihou，zheshanyidakaiyaozhezhijiechulefangmen。
“呸！”
shenmingzhuchaozhewaimianyanbeixuandebeiyingtuleyikou。
yiweizijihaishiyuanlaideshenmingzhua！
做你的春秋大梦吧！
xianzaitashiniuhulu*mingzhu！
zheishi，shenfurenyejiushiyuanzhudeniangxieqinghuanlaile，yejiushibenshu《badaowangyechongfantian》liyizhihuzhezijidehaomuqin。
dangranle，tazuoweiedunvpei，muqinziranyeshiyigefanpaipaohuijiaose，xiachangqican，zaijingchengshijiazhongmingshengjinhui，zuihoubeibingtongzhemoersi，ertazaishengmingdezuihouyikezuifangxinbuxiadejiushinvershenmingzhu，tadezhangshangmingzhua！
【叮———】
【nindechiguaxitongyishangxian，qingninhuanlechigua，xingfuyisheng。】
沈明珠：？
tayanqianturanchuxianleyigezhiyouzijinengkandaodebantoumingmianban，shangmianheranxiezhexitongshangchengsigedazi，zhikexishihuisede，haimeikaiqini！
shenmingzhuqiangdajingshenkanleyixiazheigechiguaxitong，ganjuejiushigejileixitong！
毛线没用！
shizhiwuyong，qizhikexi。
kanzhexitongshangchenglidemeirongyangyandan，jiantidan，lingquanshui，lingmi，lingguo，wannengjiedudan……
嗯，都是灰色的！
kandedaomobudaogengnabudao！
haiburulaigelingquankongjianshadeshuangwaiwai。
zhishaozijinengtiantianhelingquanshuiqiangshenjianti，meirongyangyanshade…………
【宿主？】
【我还活着！】
【suzhu，moximoxi？】
沈明珠：？
【youhuashuo，youpifang！】
吃瓜系统：……
【suzhu，qingjiangwenmingdonglimao，wokeshiwenmingtong！】
【切！】
沈明珠不屑一顾！
mingmingjiushigexiaofeiwu，feishuodezijineimegaodashang！
【suzhu，wofeichangqiangdayouyongde，zhiyaoninulichigua，xiangyaoshenmedounengzaixitongshangchenglimaidao！】
沈明珠：……
【woxiangzhangshengbulao，yuhuadengxian，xingma？】
xitong：【suzhu，xitongshangchengliyouzengshoudan，chiyikekeyizengjiayibainiandeshouming；haiyouzengshouguo，chiyikekeyiyanzhangshiniandeshouming，suzhukeyiyongjifengoumai。】
“哇！”
看起来不错的样子！
kexi，xianzaishayedebudao！
shenmingzhuxiangshishinengbunenghuodeshenzhigoumai，yanjinglideguangshunjianximie。
毁灭吧！
zaikanyoushangjiaodejifen，heranxianshizhe：0！
xieqinghuankanzhenverganggangshouwuzudaoxingfendeyangzi，xianzainianlibajideyangzixindoutidaolesangziyan。
“mingzhu，niangdeguaibao，nizenmeyangle？”
“shibushishenjiaojiaoyouqifunile！”
“dengzhe，niangfataquguicitangqu！”
“heng！zhenshiyangbushudebaiyanlang，jurandanibudaohainidiaohuli，buzhidaonishentiruoma？”
“fuyi！fuyi，ganjinlaijiwodeguaibaokankan！”
kanzhemianqianzheigeduanzhuangmeilideguifuren，shenmingzhulimayanjingyouliangle！
【aaa！zheijiushiwoniang，woniangyetaimeile！bukuicengjingshijingchengdiyimeiren，xiannvniangqinshawo！！！】
xiefurenshoumengranyidou，xinzhongdajing，lianmangkanxiangsizhou。
是谁？
谁在说话？
【aaa！woniangzaisixiakanshenme？kanwo！woshinideqinqinbaobeia，wodemeirenniangqin，lai，tietie！nijiushiwodemousinvshen！】
【aaa！woniangzheimemei，woyidingyehenmeiba？yidingyaojiangmeimaoyichuanjiwoa！！！】