《白天在警局破案,晚上在地府勾魂》 小说介绍
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我叫许羡仙,
chushengzaibeifangyigejiaomangcundexiaocunzhuang,
shiyangnianyangyueyangriyangshidezhengwuchushengde。
suanmingdedoushuoshichunyangmingge,yejiaozhongkuiming,
tianshengjiunengqumojianggui、zhenshexiemei!
suoyiwochushengneitianziranyejiumeiyoubaiguiganyexing,gengmeiyoudahaozibamaodounengyaosidexiehushier,
当然,
niyaoshuofengpinglangjing,neidaoyebushi,
听人说,
wochushengneitiandetian,tebiedeliangtang!
douwanshangjiudianzhongle,haiyouruxiawusiwudiandeyangzi,
bingqiejialihailaileyidabangheshang、laodao,yaoshouwoweitu,
shenzhizaiwojiayuanzili,lugebowanxiuzi,henhenganleyijia!
zuihoujiulianguoanjudoudairenlaiqiangwole,
zheixieshierdexijie,haishicongwobazuilitingdaode,
tashuowomaneihuierjiukuailinpenle,shilibaxiangzuihaodewenpodouyijingzaozaoqinglai,
reshuizaiguolishaozhe,maojinyijingbeihao,jiuchawolutoule,
keshiwomazaiwulitengdeganhaokuaiyigexiaoshile,yemeijianwoyaochushengdeyisi,
jiuzaijiaojidengdaideshihou,
jialituranlailegelaodao,
shenchuanyijianpolandezipao,liandaoshixidetingganjing,poyouzhongxianfengdaogudeganjue,
yilaijiuyangyanyaozhaozheijianyuanzidezhuren,
wobazaiyuanzilijidexiazhuanyou,genbenmeixinsidalita,
haishilinjuhaoxinzhiminglewobadeshenfen,
laodaoyikanjiandaozhengzhule,shangqianchaowobalailegedaojiadejishou,
daoleju——“fushengwuliangtianzun!”
ranhoujiushuowomaduzilidehaizi,yejiushiwo,
hetayouyuan,yaoshouwoweitu,
pawobabudaying,haipailexiongfubaozheng,shuowoyihoukendingnengchengweiyimingjuedaitianshi!
wobaneihuierjinzhangdeyaosi,
dangshizhiyouyigexiangfa,jiushimuzipinganjiuhao!
nayouxianxinsiguanxinshenmetianbutianshide?
suishouzhilezhiyuanzibiandeqiangjiao,shiyiduifangnaliangkuainadaizhequ!
那会儿农村,
生孩子算是大事,
linjujiefang,douhuilaibushaobangmang、courenaode,
yuanliduogelaodao,yemeirenzaihu,
cunliyougexianhandengdewuliao,jiunalaodaodoumenzi,
wenwomaduzilidehaizishinanshinv!
laodaoxiangdoumeixiangshuodao:“yijiazicaichuyigedechunyangmingge,kendingshigedaibade!”
他这句话刚说完,
wojiayuanmenkoujiuchuxianlegemanlianweixiaodezhongnianheshang,
suirangezibugao、shougulinxunde,danshimeimaoqueshiliangcunyouyu,
这位倒是有礼貌,
jinmenjiuchaozhesuoyourenyigongshen,
shuangshouheshilaileju——“nanwuamituofo!”
zhongrenkanzhejiushiyileng,bierenjiashenggehaizi,zheilaodaoheshangqizhi,daoshixihanshi!
zhangmeiheshangbingmeiyouyaozhaoyuanzhurendeyisi,
ershilangshengshuodao:“hegaishiwodeguanmendiziyaochushile!”
shuowanyebuguanzhongrendoushiyifukanrenaobuxianshidademuguangchouxianglelaodao,
neigezhangmeiheshangyouzhilezhiwulidefangxianghezhongrenjiang:“zhuwei,wozheidizikelebude,wanghoukendingnengxiuchengjinshenluohan!”
qiangjiaodunzhedelaodaobenlaixinqingjiubuzade,
yitingheshangdehuajiujiyanle,
“腾!”
就站了起来,
chezhesangzibiaoming——shitaxianlaide!
zhangmeiheshangdaoshibuji,manyouyouhuileju
“dedaobufenxianhou!youlibuzaishenggao”
liangrenkaishihuxiangliaolejijushanyu,naihehuabutouji,huxiangtuisangleqilai,
zhangmeiheshangkenengshichiledianankui,beibijile,dahanleyiju,
“daoxiongruoshitingbujinfofa,pinsengyelvedongyixiequanjiao!”
“wuliangneigetianzun,pindaoyeshenshishouyang!”
jiuzheimedi,yilaierquliangrenjiudongqileshou!
genjuzaichangzhongrenhoulaidemiaoshu,
laodaoqishibiheshangyaolihaixie,
danshineigezhangmeiheshangyebujiandan,youzhanlenianqingdebianyi,
yishibanhui,liangrensheiyezhifubuleshei,
kenengshidadeleile,heshanglaodaoyoudayandengxiaoyan,chenglejiangchidejumian,
就在这当口,
wojiayuanliluluxuxudeyoulailebushaoshengmiankong,
kanchuanzhedaban,gexinggeyededouyou,yinggaidoushidasuanshouwoweitude,
zheibangrensuidouhuburenshi,dankandaoyuanzilideyisengyidaohou,
liansetongyijiubutaihaokanle,
maosihenshigujizheiliangwei,
buguofangfoyougetiandadedangaobaizaimianqian,tamenyoubuganxinjiuzheimeliqu,
故而也不说话,
zaiqiangjiaopaichengyiliu,ouerxiaoshengdiguzhehuozheyongyanshenjiaoliu,
yuanzilizuixianlaideyisengyidao,kaishibingmeiyounazheixierendanghuishi,
danshisuizhezheixieshengmiankongyuejuyueduo,shuohuadeyinliangyeyuelaiyuegao,
zhujianyouzhongbushoukongzhidequshile,
两人一看,
kongpazaizheiyangxiaquyouxiezhenbuzhuchangzi,
yushidoucongdoulitaochudianhua,
开始摇人了!
erwojiuzaishuangfangyaorendekongdangchushengde!
tingdaowodekushenghou,linjuzhongrendouzaishoumangjiaoluandezhejibangzhemang,
yemeirendaliyuanzilidezheixieren,
yourenshuodagaishiguoleyouershiduofenzhong,
yeyourenshuoqimadeyoubangexiaoshi,
fanzhengwojiayuanliluluxuxuyoulailenengyouyibaiduohaoren,
zheixierendoushitongyidedaban,
bushishenpijiashajiushitoudaidaoguan!
yebuzhidaodoushicongnamaochulaide,
fanzhengshibawojiatingkuanchangdeyuanzijidemanmandangdang,
yuanzilizhiqianneixiegedasuankanyanjianloudezhu,
qiaozheijiashi,zhidaoshiyibukewei,
yushidousangzhelianmobuzuoshengdecongmenkouliule!
这么一来,
yuanzilizhishengxialeshilizuidadesengdaoliangboren!
shuangfangxianshihuxiangzhizeduifangbujiangdaoyi,
吵吵了几句后,
yebuzhidaoshisheishanfengdianhuohanleyiju,
“laidoulaile,ganyijiabei!”
“jiushi,doushidalaoyemen,nengdongshoudejinliangbiechaochao……”
就这么得,
yizhongheshanglaodaoshangyanlequanwuxing!
buguozheiliangborenyouxiebujiangjiu,
gangkaishihaiyizhaoyishi,dadeyoumoyouyangde,
kedajiyanhoujiumeiyouzhaofale,
各种王八拳乱挥,
genjushihouzaichangrenmiaoshu:youjigeguangtoudahongyanle,lianjinchudezijirendouzaoleyang,
shenbianmodaoshajiunashadangwuqi,
wojiagannonghuodetieqiao、biandandengjiahuoshener,
yigemeishengdoubeiganzhejiubushuole!
jiulianwojiayuanzilideliangkeshiliushu,doubeibachulaiganjiale,
这还不算完,
wojiadangshiyuanziliyougeniupeng,
yebuzhidaoshiguangtouhaishilaodao,kanshangledingniupengdezhuzi……
好家伙!
zhijiebaniupengdouxianfanle!
wojianeitoulaohuangniu,yaobushihuodeniantoujiuyouxielingxing,jianshibuhaoyaoduanjiangshengliudekuai,
估计也得砸个半死,
最后大战的结果,
dajiashibushitongguowodemingziyinggainengtuicechulai,
羡仙嘛,
kendingshineibangdaoshizhanleshangfeng,
qishi……zhicaiduileyiban!
我听我爸说,
dangshibairenhunzhandeshihou,neidongjingrenaodehen,
zhenggecunziderendoutingdaole,
haiyiweishiguonianfangbianpaoni,pilipalade,
zuikaishineibangheshangbudilaodao,luluxuxudoubeiliaodaozailedishang,
当然,
daoshizheibianyehaobudaonaqu,
jinshengzuikaishideneigepoyilanshandezipaolaodaohaimianqiangzhanzhe,
jiuzailaodaomoleyibamanliandehuangtanhetumo,chuanlekoucuqihou,
qingleqingsangzi,zhanweiweidexuanbu:yaoshouwuligangchushengdewoweitudedangkou,
wojiadamenzhiniuyisheng,youyouyoubeirentuilekailai,
zheicicongwaimiancuanjinlaileyigeguangzhebangzi,shangmianmanshiwenshendehuaheshang,
nianjikanbuchulai,danshizhangdebaotouhuanyan,biaohandehen!
据在场的人说,
yinweilaodaoganleyilunqunjia,shizaishitaileile,
让花和尚捡了个漏,
也有人说,
huaheshangjiushibilaodaomingxianlihaijifen,
总之,上来没几招,
jiubalaodaochuaidishangqibulaile,
jiangdaozheili,kendingyourenwenle,
既然是和尚赢了,
为啥我还叫许羡仙?
yinggaijiaoxumufocaiduia!
其实,
zheigezhuyaohaishiguaiwoba……
白天在警局破案,晚上在地府勾魂