《街上捡了个老婆》 小说介绍
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《街上捡了个老婆》 第一章 一连捡两校花 免费试读
深夜十点。
nanshijiepang,yimingqingxiunanzianjingdezuozailupangdazhekeshui。
tamianqianshizhanglahuangdebu,yongjikuaisuizhuanyazhe,bushangxiezheyipaiqingxiudezi。
"zuchuanyishu,zhenjiuhaomai,baozhibaibing,zhibuhaobushouqian。"
haojiahuo,baozhibaibing?guicaixin!
luguodexingrenpieleyan,youchouchoutanweiqianzuozhedenianqingnanzi,tulekoutuomo,buxiedezoukai。
"niangde,youganzuoyitian,yimaoqiandoumeizhuandao。"
qinfengtanlekouqi,shouqikuaxiadezhediedeng,zhunbeihuijia。
zheizhongbaitankanbingshuodaodiqiaodeshimianxiang,benjiushiwuzhengjingying,ruguoqinfengzhangdelaozhongyimoyang,jieguojiubuyiyangle,bijingsheidoubuhuixiangxinyigekanqilaishiliuqisuidehaizihuibodajingshendezhongyi。
呼哧!呼哧...
zheishi,erpanbianchuanlaiyizhenjicudechuanxisheng。
qinfengniuguotouqu,weiluese,buzhiheshi,tanweipangzhanzheliangmingshaonv。
jiezhuzheweiruodeludeng,qinfengkanqingliangweinvhaidemoyang。
gezigaotiaodenvhaiyouzheyizhangguazilian,yingtaokou,mingmouhaochi,jifusaixue,**。
tachanfuzhedeneimingpoweijiaoxiaodenvziyeyichangkeai,jiaoqulinglong,jifu**,jingyingtitou,wuguanjingzhideruchuziyujiyijingzhandehuajiazhishou,youqishitadeshuangmou,jianzhirutongtianshangxingchen,rangrenmizui。
zhishi,cikezheiweixiaomeinvdezhuangtaikebuhao,tadexiaofuchuyitiaozhengningdeshangkou,zhengbuzhudewangwaiyixue,jingdiaoxizhuodexiaolianweiweiniuqu,tongkubukan。
二人极为狼狈。
shenmerenjuranduizheimekeaidenvhaizixiashou?qinfengbiaoshitongxin。
"nishibushiyisheng?kuai!youmeiyoubengdai?kuaibangwomeimeizhixue!"meinvmanlianxianghan,huxijicudechongqinfengdao。
"bengdai?meiyou,xiaojie,nimafankanqingchu,woshizhongyi。"qinfengzhizhedishangdebu。
"zhongyi?"meinvyiting,touyebuhui,limachanfuzhexiaomeinvzhuanshenzou。
"wei...xiaojie,nibiejizhezoua,meibengdaiwoyouyaogaoa,genghekuangzheiweixiaojiedoushangchengzheiyangle,zhouweizuijindeyiyuannapashikaicheyedeshifenzhong,niruguozhiyibatadaiquyiyuan,wojuedenizhijiedaitaqubinyiguanbijiaohao,neiyanghaishengleyifendacheqian。"qinfengmangdao。
meinvliumeiyishu:"nishenmeyisi?"
"她快死了!"
"ni...neinishuozenmeban?"meinvyoujiyouqi。
zheisongshangmendeshengyi,zenmenengyanzhengzhengdekantaliuzou?zongdekaizhangbushi?
qinfengweiweiyixiao,yifurenchuwuhaideyangzi:"zhongyizheiyikuaiyeyouhenduozhixuedefangfa..."
"neinihailengzheganma?kuaidianbangtazhixuea!"qinfenghuahaiweishuowan,bianbeimeinvjidaduan。
kantayifuhuoshaomeimaodeyangzi,qinfengyaotouyitan,jiangbiezaiyaojiandezhendaiquxia,shuliandeniechujigenganjingdeyinzhen,shenshouchaoxiaomeinvdeyijiaozhuaqu,bianyaoshizhen。
meinvjianzhuang,dajingshise,jimangenzhutadeshou,nudao:"ni...nizuoshenme?"
"meinv,shizhenzhixuea!nandaoniyaowozhatadeyifua?"qinfengmeimuyixie。
meinvliansezhanghong,zheicaifangshou,danshenqingyiranjingti:"wojinggaoni,buyaozhanyiyidebianyi,fouzewozouni!"
"yo?haishigebaolinv?"qinfengpieletayiyan,dandao:"yizhenwubai,gaibuhaijia!"
"zhiyaonengjiuyiyi,duoshaoqiandoumeiwenti!"meinvmanbuzaihu,danyanliqueliuluchushenshendebuxin,xinzhonganheng:"ruguonizhibulexue,kanwozenmeshoushini!"
kaoyinzhenzhixue?situxuecongmeiyoutingshuoguo!genghekuangzheigejiahuohaizheimenianqing,zhongyizheiyikuaiziranshiyuelaoyuelihai,zheishirenmenqianyimohuadesixiang,xiangzheikanqilaibuzhiyoumeiyouershisuidejiahuo,chengsijiushigeshixide。
ruguobushiyiyiqingkuangrucijinji,wocaibuzaizheilangfeishijianni!xianzaizhiqiulaotianyekaikaiyan,baoyouyiyile。situxuexinzhongananqidao。
qinfengmeizaishuohua,shenqingdanran,yifuliaoqi,luchubaixixinidejifu,yinzhensuizhetadeshouzhiqingqingciruxiaomeinvdeyaojian。
xiaomeinvliuxueguoduo,yiyouxieshenzhibuqing,tajuzhexingmoujiannandekanleyiyan,youbileqilai。
然而...
yinzhenciru,neibuduanwangwaiyidexianxuejinglimazhizhu。
"成功了?"
situxueyanjingyideng,haoshenqi!
"xueshizhizhule,buguozheiweimeinvliuxuetaiduo,haimeiyoutuoliweixian,wojinilianggejianyi,yi,mashangdaitaquzuijindeyiyuanshuxue,buguozheiyaohuafeishijianpeiduixuexing,tadeshangshibuleguan,nengbunengchengzhushigewenti,fengxiantaida,wogerenqingxiangyudiergejianyi,jiushimashangdaitaquwojia,wojitaaoxieyao,helezaidiaoyangjirijiumeishile,jiandanyouxiao。"
"去你家?"
司徒雪柳眉一蹙。
"buquwojia,wonengzaizheilijitaaoyaoma?"qinfengsongsongjian。
"neininengbaozhengzhihaotama?"situxuemangwen,qinfengyizhenzhixue,rangtaduizheigenianqingdexiaozhongyichanshenglexiexuxinren。
"zhiyaotabusi,jiunengjiuhuo。"qinfengxiaodao,yanyuzhongchongmanzixin。
buguanle!simajiudanghuomayiba!
situxueyiyaoya:"neihao!jiuqunijia!"
"shibuyichi,mashanggenwolaiba,duozhengyimiaoshijian,bingrenyeshaoyifentongku。"
qinfengshoushiqizijidetanwei,ganmangqianxing。
danjiuzaizheishi,yizhenjicudejiaobushengxiangqi,jinjiezheshishuliangwulinghongguangdemianbaochefeichierlai,yizhenjichache,tuochujitiaoshenshendeluntaiyin,tingzailedaolupang。
哗啦!
mianbaocheshangchongxialaisanshiyumingnanzi,gaoaipangshou,gegexiongshenesha,jiangmeinvsituxueyushoushangdexiaomeinvyeyiyisisiweizhu。
"zheibang**laidehaokuai!"
situxuelianseshabai,shuangyanjingju。
"chouniangmen!zheihuikannimenhaiwangnapao!"yimingyanjiaoyoubadeguangtouzhuanghanzouleguolai,kanleyansituxueyuyeyiyi,dashouyihui,hedao:"daizou!"
"好嘞,老大!"
jimingnanzixixixiaozhecouleguolai。
"可恶!"
situxueyinyayiyao,jiangyeyiyituizhiqinfeng。
"kuaidaiyiyilikaizhei!!"
shuoba,zhijieyijiaochaozuijinyimingnanzichuaiqu。
砰!
nanzicubujifang,beichuaifanzaidi,aihaobuduan。
"练家子?"
qinfengqingyiyisheng,raoyouxingqudekanzhe。zheiyijiao,zhishaodeheidaijibie。
xiangbudaozheimeinvkanqilairourouruoruo,liliangzheimeqiang。
"bieguanzheigechouniangmen,xianjilaozibayejianeiyatoudaishangche!"guangtoudaobananxionghenshuodao,tazhiqiankeshilinglvedaosituxuedeshouduan,zheigemeiguisuiranhaokan,dandaici,zheishidajieshang,haishidesuzhansujue。
weigongsituxuederenjiadalehenjinger,daozi、tiegunquanyongshang。
situxuechishoukongquan,genbendidangbuzhu,liangzhibaixiruoudeshoubeiqingyikuaiziyikuai,dantasiyaozheyinya,yishengbuhang。
shengxiajigerenzekuaibuchaoqinfengchonglai。
"danvren?zheibutaihaoba?"
qinfengmeitouyizhou,ganjuedaoyidaogangguanchaozijinaomenzalai,likeyangqishou,jidaohanguangturanfeilechuqu,neijimingzoulaidezhuanghanlikejiangzaiyuandi,yidongbudong。
"nihailengzhezuoshenme?haibukuaidianzou?"situxuejianqinfenghaizhanzairenqunzhong,sihanshuodao。
danshuohuadezheihuier,tajiantouyouaileyigunzi。
situxuetengdedaochouliangqi。
"lujianbupingbadaoxiangzhu!zheishiqinmourendexingshizhunze!genghekuang,nimenhaishiwodebingren,wozenmenengzou?"
qinfengkanbuxiaqule,jiangyeyiyichaosituxuetuileguoqu。
"xiaojie,nifuzhuta!"
"啊?"
司徒雪愣了。
dankanqinfengxuandongbufa,shouzhizaiyaojianyizhenqingdian,rutongdanqinyiban,jinjiebeibangqingtai...
yilianerandesituxuejiuqiaojianshudaohanmangcongqinfengdezhijianfeilechuqu,jingzhunmeiruzhouweirendexiongkou。
shashijian,suoyourendoujiangzhubudongle。
就像雕像一样!
"zen...zenmehuishi?nimendoulengzhezuoshenme?kuaidianjiwozouzheiniangmena!"guangtoudaobananganjuebumiao,lianlianhoutui,lianshangbianbuhanshui。
zheiyimushizaitaiguiyile!
"shiyinzhen?"situxuekanqingchuzheixierenxiongkoushanliangzhiwu,jingyabuyi。
xiaoxiaodeyinzhen,jurannengrangzheixieyimiba、jiudedahantingzhu?
这是拍武侠剧吗?
"guangtianhuari、langlangqiankunqifulianggeruonvzi,youqihaishizheimepiaoliangdeliangweixiaojie,shizaitaibuxianghuale!"qinfengananpieleyansituxue,jiershouzhiyidong,youyigenyinzhenfeilechuqu,cizaiguangtoudaobananshenshang,gangxiangtaopaodetalikerushihuaban。
简直跟变魔术一样!
situxueqingxilekouqi,danlianjiaguntangbuzhi,tazennengganshoubudaoqinfengneizhiredeyanshen?
"gaoding!"qinfengpailepaishou。
"tamen...douzenmele?"situxuelilelisixu,xiaoxinwendao。
"zhishixiezhongyidexiaobaxibale,xiaojie,nihailengzheganma?ganjinzoua!"qinfengchuaileneidaobananyijiao,niutoushuodao。
"zou?zoushenme?wodebaojing!"situxueganmangquchushouji。
"neimafannishundaibabinyiguandedianhuayeyiqidale。"
"为什么?"
"jingchayilai,zaidangeyixia,nijibenjiunengjitashoushile!"
"nei...neizenmeban?"situxuehuangdao。
"先救人再说!"
"好!"
situxuediandiantou,yaxiayiduziyihuo,chanfuzheyeyiyiganmanggenleguoqu...
街上捡了个老婆