整治双奇葩舍友
《整治双奇葩舍友》 小说介绍
zuozhe“xiangshangdezhuzi”chuangzuodeyanqingwen《zhengzhishuangqipasheyou》，shuzhongdezhuyaojiaosefenbieshiqinlanchenlu，xiangxineirongjieshao：“qianwoyijingtuihuijinile，niyongzailianshangdehuazhuangpinmafanhaiwo。”qinlanpuchiyixiao：“haoa，nilainama，wokannizenme.……
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第1章
我有两个奇葩舍友。
yigeaizhanrenbianyi，yigeaiquanrendafang。
moutianwoshangwankehuidaosushe，faxianaizhanrenbianyidesheyouqinlanjingshanzibawoxinmaidedapaicaizhuangchaikaizaiyong。
woshengqidizhiwenta，taquemanbuzaihu：“wojinwanyoujuhui，jieyongyixiazenmele？zhenxiaoqi！”
shuowantahaibuqingyuandijiwozhuanleliangyuan：“zheizongxingleba？wozhiyongleyidiandian，nizhandabianyile。”
aiquanrendafangdesheyouchenluqingmiaodanxiediquanwo：“doushizijiren，dafangdian。”
houlai，qinlanbianbenjiali，zhijiebachenludegezhongdapaidongxitoutoufangdaomouyushangbianmai。
dangchenlubaotiaorulei，zhizewobujishigaosutashi，woyeyundanfengqingdao：“yixieshenwaizhiwueryi，doushizijiren，dafangdian。”
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“你在干什么！”
yijindaosushe，wojiukandaoqinlanzhengzuozaiwodelanrenyishanghuazhuang，tadejiaodiduimanchaikaidekuaidihe。
“nidahuxiaojiaoganma，wobeinihedeyanxiandouhuawaile，fanren！”
qinlanbianzhoumeibaoyuan，biannamianqianbayanxianqingqingcadiao。
wonuqichongchongdiyibaduoguotashouzhongdejijiayanxianbi。
“zheixieshiwoxinmaidecaizhuang，nipingshenmeshanzichailaiyong？！”
qinlanzheizhongxingweiyijingbushidiyicile。
zhiqianwowulunmaishenmehuilai，tadouyaodiyishijiancengyiceng，shengpacuoguolezhanbianyidehaoshiji。
tamanbuzaihudao：“wojinwanyoujuhui，jieyongyixiazenmele？zhenxiaoqi！”
shuowannaqizijideshoujibuqingbuyuandidianlejixia，suijiwodeshouji“ding”diyishengxiangqi。
yuanlaishitazaisushexiaoquntedijiwozhuanzhangliangyuan，haibeizhu“huazhuangpinshiyongfei”。
qinlanxiaoshengdunang：“zheizongxingleba？wozhiyongleyidiandian，nizhandabianyile。”
wobeiqixiaole，zheishichenludeshengyincongtoudingchuanlai。
“xiaolanzhibuguoshiyongnixiexuhuazhuangpineryi，qianyezhuannile，biebuyiburao。bijingdoushizijiren，dafangdian。”
shuizaishangpudechenluyuqiqingmiaodanxie，fangfowuliqunaoderenshiwo。
tazhangzhezijishidasidexuejie，zongshishuojiaoxinruxuedewomen。
“wojidelujiededapaicaizhuangyehenduo，zenmebujitayong？”wochaofengdeyiweihenzhong。
“aiyou，woshiminganji，hunyonghuazhuangpinbuweisheng，henrongyiguominde，niquanxindebijiaohao。”qinlanlizhiqizhuangdiqiangxianhuida。
womianwubiaoqingdibashoujishangdeliangyuantuihuijita。
“qianwoyijingtuihuijinile，niyongzailianshangdehuazhuangpinmafanhaiwo。”
qinlanpuchiyixiao：“haoa，nilainama，wokannizenme......”
meidengtashuowan，wojiuyijingbazhuoshangdexiezhuangshuipodaotalianshang，tadunshijingshengjianjiao。
woweiweiyixiao：“nikan，zheiyangbujiuhailema？
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qinlanbeiwopoleyilianxiezhuangshui，langbeidipaodaoxishoujianxiezhuang。
chenlumudengkoudai，danyirantaotaowo：“tongxuezhijianyinggaihubanghuzhu，genghekuangwomenshisheyou，niweimiantaiguofenleba。”
“lujie，wojideniqianliangtianshoudaoleyigexiangnainaidekuaidi，limianyouxindeqidian、sanfen......”
chenlubeiwoshuodeshensebuziran：“nijicuole！wohenlei，shuijue。”
zicongzheijianshihou，woheqinlankeyishuoshichedinaobai。
dangchuruxuejiuqidaobuyaoyudaoqipasheyou，jieguoyiyuhaiyudaoliang。
yigeaizhanrenbianyi，yigeaiquanrendafang。
wobasuoyousirenwupinsuodaojuzili，ranerhaishifangbushengfang。
jitianhou，wogangshoudaodeershoudapaibaobaoyoubeitachaikai，shibeiwansuiyirenghuiwozhuoshang。
“qinlan，niyouchaiwodongxi？”wohenshibuman。
tajiaobiandao：“wozaikuaidiyizhannahuilaishiyiweishiwode，jieguochaichulaicaifaxiankuaididanxiedenimingzi，niyiweiwoyuanyibangniyounayouchaia！yijuxiexiedoumeiyou！”
woqibudayichulai，zhengxiangkaikoushuota，jiubeimaijiafalaidexinxidaduanle。
“wowangleershiyuanzaibaoli，qingnibaqianzhuanhuijiwo。”
wozixidifanlefanbaobao，limianshenmedoumeiyou。
maijiajinjiezhefalailejiankongshipin。
zhengmingtafahuoqianbuxiaoxinbagangshoudaodexianjinsuishousaijinlebaoli，ranhoujipaotuisonglaile。
“niyoukandaolimiandeqianma？”
wozouguoqudingzheqinlan，tadeyanshenshanduo：“nalaideqian，nibiexinkoukaiheyuanwangwo。”
wozhijiebashipindijitakan：“shinichaidekuaidi，erqiesushezhiyouniyigeren，wohuaiyiniyeheliba？”
tadeyinliangdourantigao：“buheli！huoxushipinshijiade，youhuoxushikuaidiyuannazoule！shenmekenengdouyou！”
“yeshi，bijingliangqianyuanni。”wojiazhuangrentong。
“shenmeliangqianyuan，shiershiyuan！”qinlanzhejijiuzhengwo。
“e，shiwoshuocuole，queshishiershiyuan，danshinizenmezhidaode？”
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shipinshanggenbenkanbuchuyouduoshaoqian，haishizhangjielingwaifaleyizhangfangdajietujiwocaikanqing。
qinlanyixiaziyusai，wojianjianshiqunaixin：“wozuijinhenmang，buxiangbashiqingnaoda，niganjinnachulai，wokeyimianweiqinandangzuomeishifashengguo。”
“nimaideqihaojiwandedapaibaohaichubuqiershiyuanma？zhaowoshuo，zheidianqiannijiuzijitiebei！”
“woyouqiansuoyihuogaichiyabakui？！”wonujifanxiao。
zhengdangwomenjiangchishi，yourenqiaosushemenbingdashenghan。
“qinlan，nigangjiwodeershiyuanxianjin，woyijingyongweixinzhuannile，jidechashouyixiaa！”
tawenyanxuxindibuganhuiying，wofengcidao：“kezhenqiaoa！yeshiershiyuan。”
“jiushigeqiaohe！”qinlanzhangzhewomeiyouqueqiezhengju，yikouyaodingzijimeizuoguo。
wodeshoujilingshengxiangqi，shimaijiazhangjie，woanxiamiantijian。
“xiaoguniang，wokannishidaxuesheng，yinggaibuhuimeixiawoneidianqianba？”
“zhangjie，wozheibianchuledianxiaozhuangkuang，buguoqianyidinghuijihuinide，fangxin。”
“wokebuguan，ruguoshifenzhongneibuzhuanlai，yaonihaokan！”
wobafukuanerweimafangdaoqinlanzhuoshang：“saoba，buyaolengzhele。”
gaiwochudeqian，woyifenbuhuishao，danbugaiwochudeqian，woyifendoubuhuiji。
tajinjinwuzhuzijishouji，butingyaotou，sihuwoyaonadeshitademing。
buyihui，woyoushoudaolezhangjiedexinxi，shiyigetiezilianjie，tajuranbazheishifadaolewangshang。
caifaleduanduanjifenzhong，gezhongmanmashengjiuputiangaidi。
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qinlanjianwoliansebuhao，bianbudongshengsedicouguolaimiaowoshouji。
faxianyuanlaishiwobeimaijiawangbao，yuqijianyanshibuzhudegaoxing。
“wojiushuoma，nigancuibaqiantiejitajiuhaola，ququyibeinaichaqian，hebinaodezheimenankan。”
qinlanhenkuaizaiwangshangsoudaolezheigetiezi，ranhouzhuanfadaosushexiaoqun，kaishiyinyangwo。
“mouxierenna，bujinxiaoqibaji，shenmedoubuyuanfenxiang，xianzaigengguofen，jingranyuanwangwotounaleershiyuan！mingmingwozhishiyoubuxiaoxinbangtachaileyigekuaidieryi。”
chenlulijitiaolechulai：“woyibuzaisushenijiuqifuxiaolan，zuorenjiubunengdaqidianma？meiyouzhengjujiusuikouluanshuo。wokannijiushizuozeixinxu，xiangtuixiaolanchulaizuotizuigaoyang！”
lingyigesheyoulixinxinmaochulai：“dajialengjing。lifei，wulunruhenixianbaershiyuanjihuimaijiaba。”
lixinxinhechenlushitongban，tazaoyizhaodaoleshixigongzuo，jibenbuzhuzaisushe，danzongxihuanturanchuxianhexini。
“ruguoshiwo，bieshuoshijiershiyuan，jiusuanshijiliangwanyuanyebuhuizhouyixiamei。”chenlufuhedao。
“neinijibei！zhangkoujiushijiadakong，kangtarenzhikai！”wosihaobujiqingmiandiduita。
woguandiaoshouji，fanzaoditangzaiyizishangsikaoduice。
huran，wofaxianzuowanyonglailuxuexivlogdeminishexiangjiwangguanle，ertadejiaoduqiahaozhengduizhezhuomian！
woqiangyazhuxinxiruokuangdexinqing，budongshengsedibatanaguolai。
suirandianliangzhishengbaifenzhier，danrengzailuxiangzhong。
wobeiguoshenqu，bashijianwangqianfan，guoranqingxipaidaoqinlanbakuaidifangwozhuomianhou，renbuzhuchaikai。
ranhoutabeizaishenshangshileshi，pailejizhangzipai，haifanlaifuqudikan，wuyizhongfanchuleneiershiyuan。
tajihumeiyourenheyouyu，jiubatasaijinlezijikudaili，suihoukuaibuzouchusushemen。
wojidongdibazheixiezhengjuchuansongdaozijideshoujishang。
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wanshang，tiezideshihaibuduanzaifajiao。
zhangjiezaitiezishangkusuzijishiyudaolekunnan，suoyicaibaxinaidedapaibaobaorentongchushou，meixiangdaojingranyushanglewozheizhongbudaodedemaijia，lianershiyuandouyaozhanqu。
dixiadepinglunwuyiliwaishitongqingzhangjiehetongchiwodeyanlun。
qinlanliuyilewohaojici，zhongyurenbuzhukaikou：“lifei，nimeizaiqukankanneigetiezima？reduhengao，beichuandaoxuexiaodedaqunlile。xianzaidajiaquanbuzaicaishisheibaihuaixuexiaomingshengni！”
wodiankaiyikan，guoranshibeimashangresoule，qizhongyougewangmingwei“huahua”derenmadezuihuan。
tashengchengrenshitiezizhongdemaijia，shuoneirenpingshijiushigelinsegui
wangminmenbutingzaisongyongtabaomingzi，tazhuangmozuoyangbiaoshizheiyangbuhao，quetouluchuwodemingzisuoxiehezhuanye。
henmingxian，huahuajiushiqinlandewangming。
“jinrongxidelf？buhuiba，worenshita，jialitiaojianbucuo，buxiangshihuitanxiaobianyideren。”
“zhirenkoumianbuzhixin，yueyouqianderenyuekoumen。”
qinlanyifuyizhengyancideyangzi：“wojianyi，batawachulaihou，yaoqiutanazhelabazaixuexiaopaoliangquan，bianpaobianbazijideposhigongkai，yijingxiaoyou！”
woyuanbenhaiguzheneimediantongxueqingyi，xianggaosuqinlanwoshouwozhengju，rangtasixiazhudongzhaozhangjiehaiqianhedaoqian，zaizaiyuantieshangjiwochengqing，wanjiecishi。
danxianzaikanlaishimeibiyao，yebukenengle。
jiranqinlanneimexiangjiezheishizhengwo，neiwojiupeitawanwan，rangtazishiqiguo！
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zuihou，zhangjiezhidingleqinlandepinglun，bingliuyan：“ruguozaibuhaiqian，neijiubieguaiwoshangxuexiaozhuarenle！”
zhangjiehewoshitongcheng，tajiajuliwomenxuexiaojiuyixiaoshidechecheng。
diertianzaoshang，qinlangenzhewochuxuexiaomaizaocan，guozhenyudaolezhangjie。
tadaizhejigesuoweidewanghonglaixiaomenzhibo，koukoushengshengshuoyaohewangyouyiqishenpanwo。
qinlanxingfendiguyidashenghan：“lifei，niganjinxianzou，wobangnilanzhutamen！”
benlaizhangjiebuyidingnengrenchuwo，danqinlanzheimeyihan，talikesuodinglemubiao，nuqitengtengzhixiangwobenlai。
wozaoyouzhunbeibakouzhaowangshangla。
“lai，dajiakankan，jiushizheigebuyaoliandedaxuesheng！”
wanghongmenmashangweishanglai，zhengxiankonghouxiangpaiwolaliuliang。
qinlankanrenaobuxianshida：“wozaoquannibaqiannachulaile，niyaoshitingwode，yebuzhiyudaojintianzheidibu。”
weiguanqunzhongfenfenzhizhidiandian：“shubaidule！xuexiaomeiyoujiaoguonishenmejiaoshijinbumeia！”
“meimei，niyaoshiqueqian，jinwanlaipeigegea！gegeyigeyuechuliangwan！”yourenbuhuaihaoyidihongxiao。
qinlanwuzhuzuizaitouxiao，yiliandeyidikanwochuqiu。
wobuhuangbumangdiwanzhuqinlandeshou，ananyongli：“chenzhedajiadouzaiwojiubazhenxianggongkaile。”
zaojiuzhunbeihaodeshipinbeiwojudaodajiamianqian：“zheijianshiqishishiwopangbianzheiweitongxuezuode。”
shipinzhongqinlandeyijuyidongdoubeipaidehenqingchu，zhengjuquezao，tawufadilai。
dajiadejingtoushunjianduizhunta，tajingkongdidangzhulian。
wojixudao：“erqie，suoweidezhengyiwangminhuahuayeshita。”
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全场一片哗然。
zhangjiegaozhuangbiaohan，lvxianchongguoqu，zuoshouniuzhutadegebo，youshouguoduanshuailetayierguang。
“haoani，zeihanzhuozei！nihaisixinjiwozhizhao，yuanlaixiangliyongwoquduifuta？”
“zhang，zhangjie。”qinlanhedeyijuwanzhengdehuadoushuobuchulai，zhangjieyankanyaojixushanta，taqingjizhixiachengren。
“shiwodecuo，donglesizhandeniantou，danwohoulailiangxinfaxian，yijingbaqianjilifeile！”
qinlanzhuantouwangxiangwo，yanshenxiangcuileduside。
“zhengjuni？”wolenglengdiwen。
“woduinihaowufangbei，jilejiushijile，meiyouzhengju。”
“haoa，neinishuo，shijidexianjinhaishizhuanzhang？”
“xianjin！wojintianzaoshanggangjini，nijieguohoufangdaozijibaolile！”
tamingbairuguoshizhuanzhangkendinghuiyoujilu，yinciguyishuoxianjin。
bingqie，tazhidaowoxiguansuishendaidianxianjinchumen。
zhouweiderenqunyuelaiyueduo，wanghongmenshandongwofankaibaobaozizhengqingbai，wobuweisuodong。
“woxianzaibaojing，bawobaolidexianjindounaquyanyan，kanyoumeiyouyizhangchaopiaoshangyouwomengongtongdezhiwen！”
qinlanmeixiangdaowohuizheimeshuo，shunjianliansecangbai，zhenggerenweiweizhandou。
zheishi，xuexiaobaoancongrenqunzhongjileguolai，mantoudahan。
zaibaoandebutingquanshuoxia，zhangjiezhongyutongyirangneixiewanghongmenxianzou，tahewomenyiqiquanbaoshiliaoliao。
yijinanbaoshi，qinlanjiuputongguixiaaiqiu：“zhangjie，qianwomashangzhuanni，zheishijiusuanjieshulehaoma？”
zhangjiebushishancha，tapiepiezui，shuangshouhuanbaozaixiongqian，fanlegebaiyan。
qinlanyaoyaoya：“wohaiyouyibaiyuanshenghuofei，yejinile，keyima？zhendezhiyouzheimeduole。”
“yibaiyuan？zhenhaoxiao！yinweizheishi，wodanwugongzuo，zhengyeshimian，wugongfeihejingshensunshifeizongdeyouba。haiyouwodachedechefei、qingwanghongmendefeiyong......”
zhangjieshuozheshuozhe，miaolewoyiyan：“nixianzouba，woxiangdanduhetaliaoliao。”
zaiwoguanshangmendeshunjian，wotingdaozhangjieshizidakaikou：“kannihaishixueshengdefenshang，yikoujia，liangwanyuansile。”
yuanlaizhangjiejintianyanzheimeyichudaxishiweilejiecishieqian。
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liangwanyuanduiyumeigeyueshenghuofeizhiyouyiqianyuandeqinlanlaishuowuyishiyibibushaodeshumu。
danzhangjiekansishihunshehuideren，youxiexiaoshili，qinlanzishenyelikui，suoyibuganbaojing，zhinengwunaidaying。
tamendachengxieyihou，zhangjiehenkuaizaiyuantieshangzuolechengqing。
shuoqianyijingnahui，yiqiedoushiwuhui，erwofadeshipinyeshisheyoumenzhijianzaikaiwanxiao。
danwomenxuexiaoneibudouzhidaozheishibizhenzhuhaizhen。
yinweiqinlannazhedalabazaixuexiaopaoleliangquan，bawanzhengdezhenxiangshuoleyibianyouyibian。
zheidangranshiwodeyaoqiule。qinlanyoubabingzaiwoshoushang，pawobuyiburao，zhidezhaozuo。
tahaiyincibeixuexiaoyaoqiuzuojiantao，bingjileguo。
zhengruneijulaohuasuoshuo，tanxiaobianyichidakui。
benlaibaershiyuanhailejiunengjiejuewenti，tafeidebashiqingnaoda，jieguoyoudiulianyoubeieqian。
woyiweiqinlanhuijiucidazhu，wozhongyunengzaisusheguoqingjingderizi，meixiangdaotayouyouxinhuayang。
zhouwudekebuduo，yifangxuewojiuzhijiehuijia，dengdaozhourihuilaishi，quefaxianchenludedongxishaoleyixie。
womeiduoxiang，yinweitazuijinyezhongyuzhaodaoheshideshixigongzuo，haojitianmeihuilaizhu，huoxushizijinazoule。
dangwozhengzaichuangshangzhenglichuangpu，qinlanbianfaxinxibianzoujinlesushe，zuijiaoqiaoshangtian。
yinweiyouchuangliandezhedang，tameifaxianwohuilaile。
yushi，tasuishounaqizijijuzixiamiandekuaidihe，jiezheshuliandiquchenluzhuoshangnaleyipinghailanzhimidejinghualu，haizixidiluleyigezhuangxiangshipin。
yigebukezhixindexiangfazaiwonaolishanguo。