《婚礼当天,我死遁带球跑了》 小说介绍
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hunlidangtian,wosidundaiqiupaolehunlishang,huochenzhoudebaiyueguangxinzangbingfa。
tachexiawodetousharengzaiyuzhong:“tabunengyoushi,hunligaiqiba。”meitizhibozhewolangbeizhuichedehuamian,
quanwangchaoxiaowohaomenqifu。dangwanyoutingshishi,wo“zangshen”dahai。sannianhoudongnanyadingjicaifadedinghunyanshang。
wowanzheweihunfujingyanxianshen,jiaobiangenzhegekusitadexiaonanhai。huochenzhouhongzheyanchonglai:“haizishisheide?
”xiaonanhaijuqiwanjuqiangduizhunta:“mama,yaodasizheigeqifuguonidehuaidanma?”quanchangsijishi,
wodeweihunfuqingxiaofushen:“erzi,qiangyaozheiyangnacaidadezhun。”1binglengdeyudianzazaijiaotangcaihuibolishang,
wanyanniuqudeshuihenxiangshisheijuewangdeyanlei。kongqilimimanzheangguidebaimeiguixiangqi,
hunhezhebinkeshenshangkezhidexiangshuiwei,tiannidelingrenzhixi。wojiangyingdizhanzaishengtanqian,
shenshangzheijianyoubalidashihaofeibannianshougongfengzhideverawanghunsha,
meiyicunleisidoujintiezhepifu,cikequexiangyifuchenzhongdeshigaojiasuo。zhijianbingliang,
jihuwobuzhuneishuxiangzhengchunjiedelinglan。huochenzhoujiuzaiwoshence。chunheidegaodinglifuchendetajiankuantuizhang,
celianxiantiaozaijiaotangyouandeguangxianxiayijiuwanmeiderutongdiaosu。taweiweichuizheyan,
nongmidejiemaozaiyanjianxiatouchuyixiaopianyinying,shenqingshiguanyoudedanmoshuli,
fangfojijiangjinxingdebushitaderenshengdashi,ershiyichangburongyoushideshangyetanpan。zhiyouwonengganjuedao,
tawozhewoshouwandezhijian,daizheyisibuyichajuedejiangying。shijinzhang?haishi……bunai?
mushizhuangzhongdeshengyinzaikongkuangdeqiongdingxiahuidang,gulaodeshicirutongmingyundepanci。“huochenzhouxiansheng,
nishifouyuanyiqusuwannvshiweiqi,wulunshunjinghuonijing,fuyouhuopinqiong,jiankanghuojibing,douaita,anweita,
zunzhongta,baohuta,shizhongzhongyuta,zhidaoshengmingjintou?”shijianfangfobeilazhang。
jiaotanglijingdenengtingdaozijileigubandexintiao。wopingzhuhuxi,dengdaizheneijuchilaileqiniandechengnuo。
huochenzhoubochunweiqi。“woyuanyi”sangezishangweichengxing——“peng!”jiaotangchenzhongdexiangmudamenbeimengdizhuangkai,
fachujudaertuwudeshengxiang,shunjiansilielesuoyouzhuangzhongdeqifen。cigudelengfenghegengmijideyudianguanlejinlai,
chuidelazhuhuomiaofengkuangyaoye。yigechuanzheheisexizhuang、hunshenshitoudebaobiaoliangqiangzhechongjinlai,
lianshangshihaobuyanshidejinghuangshicuo。tashenzhigubushangmantangbinkejingedemuguang,zhichongdaohuochenzhoumianqian,
shengyinyinweijicuerjianruidibianlediao:“huozong!lin**……lin**taxinzangbingturanfazuo!jiuzaiwaimian!
qingkuangfeichangweixian!”“weng——”danaoyipiankongbai。xiangbeizhongchuihenhenjizhong。
woshenzhinengtingdaozijixueyeshunjiandongjiedeshengyin。huochenzhouneiyizhiweichizhewanmeiyitaideshenti,
zaitingdao“lin**”sangezideshunjian,mengdibengjin。tawozhewodeshouwanzhouranfali,
neilidaodadejihuyaoniesuiwodegutou。wotongdemenhengyisheng,xiayishidikanxiangta。
taneishuangzongshishenbujiandi、rutonghantanbandeyanmou,cikexianqilejingtaohailang!
fangcaidedanmoshulixiaoshidewuyingwuzong,zhishengxiayizhongjinhuhuimiexingdekonghuanghebuguyiqiedejiaoji!neiyanshen,
shiwocongweijianguodeshitai,gengshi……wocongweidedaoguodezaiyi。tashenzhimeiyouzaikanwoyiyan。
meiyouyisiyouyu,meiyoubanfenchiyi,fangfoshengtanqianchuanzhehunsha、dengdaitashiyandewo,
zhishiyijiankeyisuishoudiuqidebaishe。tamengdishuaikaiwodeshou!shouwanchuchuanlaiqingxidetongchuhebinglengdekongluo。
tajihushicubaodiyibachexialewotoushangneidingxiangqianzhewushusuizuan、xiangzhengchunjieyushiyuedeleisitousha!
dongzuokuaidedaiqiyizhenfeng,binglengdekongqishunjianqinxilewo**debojinghejianbang。
neidinghaofeishuyuexinxue、jiazhilianchengdetousha,xiangyipianbeisuiyidiuqidelaji,beitasuishoupaozaidishang,
shunjianjiubeitaangguidepixiecaiguo,zhanranshangnining。“weiweibunengyoushi!”taduizhebaobiaodihou,
shengyinsiyajiaozhuo,meiyigezidouxiangcuilehuodedaozizhajinwodexinzang,“likebeiche!quzuihaodeyiyuan!
”“chenzhou!”woxiayishidishenshouxiangyaozhuazhutadeshoubei,
zhijianzhilaidejichupengdaotabinglengangguidexizhuangxiukou,neibuliaohuabuliushou,shunjianjiutuolilewodezhangkong。
tashenzhimeiyouhuitou。qizhangdeshenyingdaizheyizhongcuihuiyiqiedejuejue,zhuangkaidangludebinke,
dabuliuxingdichaozhedongkaidejiaotangdamenchongqu。neili,fengyuruhui。
binkexishangbaofachuwufayizhidejinghuheyilun。“tianna!shilinweier?
”“tazenmezheishihou……”“huozongta……tajiuzheimezoule?”“neixinniangzenmeban?
”“zheihunli……”neixiejingchade、tongqingde、kanxide、xingzailehuodemuguang,rutongwushugenshaohongdegangzhen,
mimimamadicizaiwoshenshang。shengtanqian,zhishengxiawoyigeren。chuanzhehualiquewubikexiaodehunsha,
xianggebeidingzaichiruzhushangdexiaochou。jiaoxia,shineidingbeicaizangdetousha,
wushengdichaoxiaozhewosuoyoudeqidaihehuanxiang。xinzangxiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdeshouhenhenzuanzhu,rouniesiche,
tongdewufahuxi。binglengdeyushuibeifengjuanzhepudazailianshang,heguntangdeleishuihunzaiyiqi,mohuleshixian。
buxing……bunengjiuzheiyangjieshu……qinianle……wofuchuleneimeduo……pingshenme?!
yigujuewangzhichengdemanlimengdichongshangsizhibaihai。woshenzhiwangjilezijihaichuanzheyedidehouzhonghunshahegaogenxie。
qunbaixiangchenzhongdejiasuo,gaogenxiezaishihuadedalishidimianshangfachucierdemocasheng。
wobuguanbuguditiqiqunju,diediezhuangzhuangdichongchujiaotangdamen!“huochenzhou——!
”qilidehuhanbeiyanmeizaipangtuodeyushenghehuxiaodefengli。jiaotangwai,zaoyiluanchengyituan。
huochenzhouneiliangbiaozhixingdeheisebinlimushangrutongzhefudemengshou,yinqingfachubaozaodedihou,chedengcipoyumu。
baobiaoweitalakaihouzuochemen,tazhengyaowanyaozuanjinqu。“chenzhou!dengdengwo!”woyongjinquanshenliqisihan,
shengyinposuibukan。binglengdeyushuishunjianjiangwodehunshachedidashi,chenzhongdebuliaojinjinguozaishenshang,binglengcigu。
jingxindalidefajisanluo,shifalangbeiditiezailianjiahebozishang。gaogenxiecaizaijishuidelumianshang,
jianqihunzhuodeshuihua,meiyibudouxiangcaizaidaojianshang。huochenzhoudedongzuodunzhule。tafuzhechemen,zhongyuhuiguotou。
gezhemijiruliandeyumu,gezheshijimidejuli,
gezhewushuwenfengerdong、jiaqizhangqiangduanpaoxingfenpaishedemeitijingtou,womenduishile。tadeyanshen,
shiwocishengjianguozuileng、zuifenglidedongxi。xiangxiboliyadongyuanshangwannianbuhuadejianbing,
daizheyizhonghaobuyanshideyanfanhebinglengdejinggao。yushuishunzhetalunkuofenmingdexiahexianhualuo,
neizhangyingjundelianshang,meiyouyisiwendu,gengkanbudaobanfenkuijiuhuoyouyu。“suwan,”tadeshengyinchuantouyumu,
qingxidichuanlai,meigezidouxiangbingzhuizazaiwoxinshang,“tabunengdeng。hunligaiqiba。”“gaiqi?
”judadehuangmiuganrangwojihushixiao,shengyinquedoudebuchengyangzi,“huochenzhou!jintianshiwomenjiehunderizi!
quanshijiedouzaikanzhe!nirangwoxianggexiaohuayiyangzhanzaizheili,ranhougaosuwo……gaiqi?”“biewuliqunao!
”tademeitouhenhenningqi,bunaifanjihuyaoyichuyandi,“weiweideqingkuanghenweixian!hunlishenmeshihoudounengban!
nidongshiyidian!”dongshi?xiangguoquqinianyiyang,yongyuanpaizailinweierhoumian?
yongyuanzuoneigemomodengdai、haowuyuanyande“dongshi”nvren?“wobudongshi?”wokanzheta,yushuiliujinzuili,
youxianyouse,“huochenzhou!qinianle!wopeizhenicongyiwusuoyoudaoxianzai!jintian,wochuanzhehunshazhanzaizheili!
niweileta……jiuzheiyangbaworengxia?”tayandizuihouyisinaixinchedihaojin,
neibinglengdeyanqijihuhuaweishizhi。“suwan,”tadeshengyinchendekepa,daizheyizhongjugaolinxiadeshenpanyiwei,
“ruguoweiweiyinweinizaizheilijiuchanchulerenheyiwai,nifudeqizheigezerenma?nirangwozenmemianduita?!
”zeren?mianduita?neiwoni?sheilaimianduiwo?sheilaiweiwodeqinian,weiwodehunlifuze?tabuzaikanwo,
juejuediwanyao,zuanjinlecheli。“peng!”chemenbeibaobiaoyongliguanshang,gejuelewosuoyoujuewangdeshixian。
“bu——!huochenzhou!nibunengzheiyangduiwo!!”wopushangqu,yongjinzuihouyisiliqipaidazhebinglengdechechuang。
yushuiheleishuimohuleshixian,zhinengkandaotamohuerlengmodeceying。chechuangwensibudong。
heisedebinlirutonglixiandejian,mengdichonglechuqu,luntainianguojishui,jianqiyirengaodehunzhuoshuilang,
binglengangzangdenidianpitougailiandijiaolewomanshenmanlian!judadeguanxingrangwozhanlibuwen,langbeidishuaidaozaidi!
binglengjianyingdedimianzhuangjizhexigaiheshouzhou,zuanxindetengtongchuanlai。angguidehunshachedijinpaozaihunzhuodejishuili,
xiangyituanbeiyiqidepobu。jingxinmiaohuadezhuangrongbeiyushuichongshuadeyitahutu,luchudixiacangbairuzhidelian。
shanguangdengrutongmijideshandian,fengkuangdishanshuo!kuaimenshengkacakacaxiangchengyipian!neixiebinglengdejingtou,
xiangwushushuangkuitandeyanjing,tanlandibuzhuozhewozuilangbei、zuibukan、zuiqurudemeiyifenmeiyimiao!“su**!
qingwenninxianzaishishenmeganshou?”“huozongweilelinweier**paoxiahunli,ninshixianzhiqingma?
”“hunlizhendehuigaiqima?ninhehuozongdeganqingshifouzaoyipolie?
”“youchuanyanshuoninnengjiajihuozongquankaolin**dangnianchuguo……”jianruidewentirutongdushedexinzi,
congsimianbafangchanraoguolai,yaojiangwocheditunshi。baobiaohezhulishituchongguolaizulanmeiti,
danxiongyongderenchaojiangtamensisidangzhu。shijieyipianhunluan,yusheng,rensheng,kuaimensheng,
yinqingdehongmingsheng……huijichengjudade、lingrenzhixidezaoyinxuanwo。erwo,
jiushixuanwozhongxinneigebeiboguanglesuoyouzunyan、gongquanshijieguanshangchaonongdejipin。“haomenmengsui!
huochenzhouhunlixianchangqixinniang,maoyubenfubaiyueguang!”“shijihunlibianshijixiaohua!suwanchengnianduzuicanxinniang!
”“linweiercaishihuozongxintouzhi?suwanyisichazushangweizhongbeiqi!”“quanwangzhibo!suwanyuzhongzhuicheshuaidao,
kuhanwanliucanzaowushi!”……putiangaididexinwenbiaoti,xiangyichangyongbutingxiedewenyi,shunjianxijuanlewangluo。
meiyigeshejiaopingtaideresoubangshou,
doubei“huochenzhouqihun”、“suwanzhuiche”、“linweier”zheijigecitiaolaolaobazhan。
meitimenweileliuliangwusuobuyongqiji,jiangjiaotangwaiwoshuaidaodeneiyimu,conggegejiaodu,
gaoqing、manfang、fanfubofang。shipinli,wochuanzheshitoude、zhanmanniningdehunsha,
xiangyigebeichehuaileguanjiedetixianmuou,tulaodipaidazhebinglengdechechuang,
ranhoubeichelunjianqidenishuichediyanmei,zhongzhongshuaidaozaidi。yushuichongshuazhewocanbaidelian,
juewangdeyanshenkongdongdeheren。neihuamian,qican、langbei、beiweidaolechenaili。pinglungengshirutongcuidudelijian,
mimimama,zhaderenqianchuangbaikong:【hahahanianduzuijiadalianxianchang!maquexiangfeishangzhitoudangfenghuang?
yebuzhaozhaojingzi!】【xiaosi,zhuicheshuaidaoyetaicanleba?huozongkandoumeikanyiyan,zhen·qirubilv!
】【huogai!sheibuzhidaohuozongxinlizhiyoulinweier?tasuwansuangeshenmedongxi?sipilailiantieshangquqinian,
haibushibeidangzhongdalian!】【zhiyouwoxintenglinweierma?kendingshibeisuwanzheigexinjinvqibingde!
huozongchongguanyinuweihongyan,shuaizhale!】【suwanzheibiaoqing,zeze,kanzhezhenjieqi!haomenqifuyuding!
】【zheinvrenlianpizhenhou,douzheiyanglehaibuganjinxiaoshi?liuzhejixudiurenxianyanma?
】“haomenqifu”sigezi,xiangshaohongdeluotie,henhenditangzaiwodeshiwangmoshang。
shoujipingmubinglengdeguangyingzhewotongyangbinglengdelian。gongyulisijiyipian,zhiyouchuangwaixixililideyusheng,
fangfozaiyanxuzhebaitiandeemeng。meiyoudianhua,meiyouduanxin,meiyourenhelaizihuochenzhoudejieshi。
tacikezainali?shouzailinweierdebingchuangqian?wozhetadeshou,wenyanruanyudianwei?
weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohaideexin。wochongdaoxishoujian,duizhematongjuliediganouqilai,queshenmedoutubuchulai,
zhiyouzhuoshaobandetongchuzaihoulonghexiongqianglimanyan。bingliangdeshuipozailianshang,shaoshaoyaxialeneigufantengdeexingan。
wotaiqitou,kanzhejingzilineigeshuangyanhongzhong、liansecanbai、langbeibukandenvren。suwan,nizhenkexiao。
zhenkebei。weileyigeyongyuanbanipaizaibierenhoumiandenanren,haofeileqinianguangyin,dushanglequanbuzunyan,
huanlaiyichangquanchengzhibodexiuruhequanwangsiwujidandechaoxiao。jingzhongdenvrenyanshenkongdong,xiangyitansishui。
dansishuishenchu,youshenmedongxizaiqiaoransuilie,ranhouchendianxiaqu,ningjiechengyizhongbinglengcigude……henyi。
shoujituwudixiangqi,jianruide**huaposiji。pingmushangtiaodongzhe“huochenzhou”sangezi。
xinzangxiangbeiyizhibinglengdeshouzuanzhu,mengdiyisuo。zhijianxuanzaipingmushangfang,weiweizhandou。jimiaohou,
wohuakailejieting,jiangshoujifangdaoerbian,meiyoushuohua。dianhuaneitouchenmolejimiao,chuanlaihuochenzhoudeshengyin,
daizheyizhongkeyifangdide、anfuxingdewenrou,queyanbuzhuneisipibeihe……bunai。“wanwan,
”tajiaodeqinni,yuqiquexiangshizaichuliyijianjishoudegongwu,“weiweigangtuoliweixianqi,haizaiicuguancha。
wojinwan……kenenghuibuqu。”he。guoran。“nizenmeyang?”tadunledun,sihucaixiangqilaiwenyiju,
“linleyu,meishengbingba?rangzhangyijinizhudianjiangtang。”xuweidelingrenzuoou。
weilineiguexinganzaicixiongyongershang。woqiangyazhe,houlonggansedefabuchushengyin。“wanwan?
”tasihuyouxiebumanwodechenmo,“wozhidaojintianweiqunile。meitineibianwohuichuli,
neixieluanxiedexinwendouhuiyaxiaqu。hunli……dengweiweiqingkuangwendingle,womenzai……”“huochenzhou。
”wozhongyukaikou,shengyinsiyadexiangshazhimoca,binglengdemeiyourenheqifu,zhijiedaduanletaxuweideanfu,
“zainixinli,wodaodisuanshenme?”dianhuaneitoumingxiandunzhule,sihumeiliaodaowohuiyongzheizhongyuqizhiwen。
“niyouzainaoshenmepiqi?”tadeshengyinchenlexialai,daizheshuxide、jugaolinxiadexunchikouwen,
“weiweichadianmeiming!nihaiyaozaizheizhongshihougenwojijiaozheixie?suwan,ninengbunengchengshuyidian,
tiliangyixiawoxianzaidechujing?”chengshu?tiliang?tiliangtazaihunlishangpaoqiwo?
tiliangtaweilelingyigenvrenrangwochengweiquanshijiedexiaobing?“wodechujingni?”wotingjianzijideshengyinzaifadou,
bushiyinweibeishang,ershiyinweifennu,“sheilaitiliangwodechujing?huochenzhou,jintianshiwodehunli!
quanshijiedoukanjiannibawoxianglajiyiyangdiuzaiyuli!”“goule!”talishengdaduan,
xianranbeiwode“bushidati”chedijinu,“suwan!woshuoleweiweixianzaixuyaowo!hunliyanqieryi,
nifeiyaozheimexiesidilima?nizheiyangzhihuirangwojuedenibukeliyu!”xiesidili?bukeliyu?
xinkouneipianbinglengmamudejiaoluo,chedibeidianranle。suoyoudeweiqu、tongku、qinianlaideyinren,
zaizheiyikedouhuazuolefenhuiyiqiedelieyan。“hao!haoyige‘yanqieryi’!haoyige‘bukeliyu’!
”woduizhehuatong,yiziyiju,qingxierbingleng,daizheyizhongjinhuhuimiedejuejue,“huochenzhou,
jiranzainixinli,woyongyuanbibushanglinweieryigenshouzhitou,neiwomen……”“wanwan!bieshuoqihua!
”tasihuzhongyuchajuedaowoyuqilidebuduijing,shengyinlitouchuyisibuyichajuedehuangluan,“nixianlengjing!
womingtianhuiqugenni……”“womenjieshule。”wopingjingdituchuzuihousigezi,fangfoyongjinlequanshendeliqi,
yechouzoulezuihouyisiduizheigenanrendeliulian。“du——du——du——”budengtarenhefanying,
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ranhouhaobuyouyudijiangtasuoyoudelianxifangshi——dianhua、weixin、youxiang——quanbutuojinleheimingdan。
shijiezhongyuchedianjingle。binglengdehenyirutongtengman,chanraozhexinzang,fengkuangzizhang。jieshule。shigaijieshule。
huochenzhou,niyiweiwosuwanlileni,jiuzhinengzuoneigerenrenjiantadekelianchongma?woyaozou。
likaizheigechongmanexinhuiyidedifang。likaizheigeshiworucaojiedenanren。likaizheizuorangwozhixidechengshi。
yuekuaiyuehao!womengdizhanqishen,zoudaojudadeluodichuangqian。chuangwaishiqiheidehai,yuhaizaixia,
hailangzaiheianzhongfangun,fachuchenmendewuyan。yisoutingbozaisirenmatoudehaohuayouting“haishenhao”,
zaifengyuzhongsuizhebotaoweiweiqifu,tingshendelunkuodengzaiyumuzhonggoulechumohudeguangyun。
neishihuochenzhoubannianqiangourudeshengriliwu,jiazhishuyidedingjiwanju。
tacengxingzhibobodijihuazheyongtadaiwoquhuanyoushijie。fengcideshi,
ciketachenglewoweiyinengxiangdaode、zuikuaidetaoligongju。huochenzhoudesirenyouting,
yongyouzuigaojibiedetongxingquanxian,keyizuikuaisuduligang,bikaiyiqiekenengdepanchahezulan。
yigefengkuangerjuejuedeniantouzainaohaizhongqingxichengxing。woxunsulakaiyiju,
meiyouzaikanyiyanneixiehuameidelifuhebaobao,
zhitiaolejijianzuibuqiyandeshenseyundongfuhefangfengwaitaosaijinyigeqingbiandefangshuibeibao。
huzhao、xianjin、jizhangbujimingdeyinxingka……suoyounengzhengming“suwan”zheigeshenfendedongxi,
doubeiwoxiaoxindishouhao。zuihou,wodemuguangluozaishuzhuangtaishangyigexiaoxiaodesironghezishang。dakai,
limianjingjingditangzheyimeikuanshijiqijianjiedebojinjiezhi,
neiquankezhe“w&s”——qinianqianhuochenzhouyiqiongerbaishi,
yongtadiyigeyuedequanbugongzimaide“dingqingxinwu”。duomekexiaoyoulianjiadechengnuo。wonaqijiezhi,
binglengdejinshuluozhezhangxin。zoudaochuangbian,meiyousihaoyouyu,yangshoujiangtahenhendipaolechuqu!
yidaoweiruodeyinguanghuapoyuye,shunjianxiaoshizailouxiafanyongdeheisehailangli。
婚礼当天,我死遁带球跑了