秦默德云社相声
《秦默德云社相声》 小说介绍
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《秦默德云社相声》 第2章 大反转!老郭懵了! 免费试读
qinmobukesiyidekanzhedalinzi，naodaiyouxiefameng。
《tanqingshuihe》juranshichuanle?
guaibudexitonganpaitalaiyanchangzheishouxiaoquer!
tongshibenjiuronghedejiyi，yegengjiaqingxiqilai。
yuanlai，zheigeshijiebujinshineixiewenyuzuopinmeile，henduochuantongquyiyeshichuanle。
deqianxiangshengshezhisuoyinengdushuyizhi，weixiangshengjiekangqi，jiushiyinweibaoliuxialezhuduochuantongquyizhongdejinghua。
“我当然知道!”
qinmoguanerdao，“buguoergezhuangongchuantongqudiao，shenmedouhuichang，haiyiweitazhidaoni!”
“怎么可能?”
dalinziyaotoukuxiao，“youhenduoxiaoquer，zheishijieshangyijingmeirenhuichangle，jiushuotaipinggeci，wobasoujiledabanbeizi，yebuguojishishoueryi，youxielaoyishujiayizou，jiubazheixieguibaodaijinleguancai，chenglejuexiang!”
“太可惜了!”
“谁说不是呢!”
liangrenyouyidameiyidadeliaozhe。
cishi，zhangxiaobianeryijingchangwanle《baishechuan》。
台下观众掌声如雷。
nvfensimengaohanzhe：“zailaiyige!zailaiyige!”
“womenzaijiaoyigelaichanghaobuhao?”
laoguochenzhedahuoerdehecai，huitouwendao，“sheilaiya?”
yipangdeyudayeshunqizirandeshuodao：“yaoburangdalinzilaiyigeba!”
“好!”
laoguolijizhaoshou，“dalinkuailai!”
“yaoburangxiaoqinxianlaiba!”
meixiangdao，dalinzijuranwanghouyisuo，baqinmowangqianyitui，“wozaizhunbeizhunbei!”
“sheilaidouxing，kuailai!”
xiangshengzuijihuikongchang，baguanzhongliangzaitaixia。
duiyuqinmo，laoguolejiedebuduo。
yilaibushitatudi，erlaitayebuchangxiaxiaoyuanziquting，shenzhitadoubuyidingzhidao，deqianxiangshengsheyouqinmozheihaoren。
“那我来吧!”
qinmoyebutuirang，zhuantouxiangzhouweiwendao，“sheiyoujitajiewoyiba?”
“我有!”
renduiliganghanleyisheng，yibajitajiudidaoleqinmomianqian。
zheixiangshenghoutai，jiahuoshierhaizhengouqiquan。
“快来吧!”
yudayeqinqiedekanzheqinmo，“nizheizhunbeidegouchongfena，lianleqidoushangle!”
“嘿!”
qinmoxiaoxiao，yijingzhandaolezhuozihoumian。
“zheiweishiyulaoshidetudi!”
laoguoshunshishuodao，“neijiurangyulaoshijieshaoyixia!”
“ai，shiwotudi，tajiaoqinmo!”
yudayediandiantou，dandandeshuodao，“yizhizaixiaoyuanziliyanchu，kenengyouxiechangqudepengyouzhidao，jinerrangtashanglaichangyiduaner，haobuhaonindoudandaizhedianer!”
shuozhe，zhuanguotoukanxiangqinmo，yudayewendao：“nidasuanchanggeshenmea?”
qinmoyijingjiangjitabeihao。
zuoshouhexianyian，youshoumuzhizaiqinxianshangyihuala，ganjueshunjianlaile。
zhangkoushuodao：“wojiulaiyishouyanjingxiaoqu，《tanqingshuihe》ba!”
“啊?”
laoguoheyudayetongshidengyuanleyanzhuzi，yiweizijitingcuole。
dalinzizhengananweiqinmojiayouni!
tingdaozheihua，yeshiweizhiyileng，cuoebuyi。
houmianyibangxiangshengyanyuanmen，fenfentingzhilejiaotoujieer，muguangtouxiangleqinmodehoubei。
他刚才说的什么?
要唱什么?
《探清水河》?
youqishizhangxiaobianer，tagangchangwanxialai，jiuzhanzaiqinmodeyouhoufang，dangxiameitouweiweiyitiao，xieshizheqinmodecelian。
“dengyixia，womeitingqingchu!nishuoniyaochangshenme?”
yudayeyuqipinghuandedaduanleqinmo，danxinzhongyiranshixianqilejingtaohailang。
“《探清水河》!”
qinmozaicishuodao，“shifushishu，ninerweixiantingtingruhe?”
“nikebuxuxiachanga!zheimeduoshexiangjipaizheni!”
laoguozheihualideyisiyijinghenmingquele。
jintianzheimezhongyaodechanghe，kanyulaoshimianzirangqinmoshanglaibiaoxianyixia，yaoshiganluanlai，chufenkemianbule。
erqietayebuxiangxin，zheiyijingshichuandexiaoquer，yourenhuichang?
haishiyigerumencaijiniandenianqingren?
danshirenyijingzhanzaizheierle，ganxiaquyebuheshi。
xianzaihuanshouquzi，hailaideji。
fouzeyihuierchangdebudui，tajiuyaonianrenle，lianyuqiandemianzidouhuibuji。
……
台下。
dongxiangshengdeguanzhongziranzhidao，zhei《tanqingshuihe》zaoyijingshichuan。
bieshuodeqianxiangshengshe，duoshaolaoyibeideyirendouchangbule，yigenianqingxiaobeier，juranshuozijiyaochang《tanqingshuihe》?
是疯了?
haishishanglaiguyigaoxiaoni?
“zheiqinmoshenmelaitou?tazhenhuichang?”
“kendingshixiachui，《tanqingshuihe》decierdaoshihaiyou，kequerzaimeile!”
“shuobudingshizijibianlegequzi，danzheiyedeyouzhengongfu!”
“neishenme，laoguohenxiangnongchuzheishouquerlaizhe，kexiyizhimeicheng，mobushiyijingyoulejieguo，jiaojilezheixiaozi?”
“bukenengba?bushishuotashiyuqiantudima?laoguonengjiaojita?”
“jiushi，zhenyaoyoulejieguo，yeshijiaojiwomenjiabianergege!”
“……”
zhiyuneixieyanyiquandemingxingyiren，muhoudaoyanmen，bingbuzhidaozheixie。
genyibufennazhepengyoujidepiaolaicourenaodeguanzhongyiyang。
tamenduiqinmoshuobushangqidai，danyemeiyoutaiduoeyi。
……
台上。
吉他声哗啦啦一响。
qingcuililuodeboxian，tongguoyinxiangchuanbianquanchang。
dantingzheijigeyin，taixiamingxingzhongdejigeyinleren，bianbuyoudeweiweidiantou。
kanlaizheixiaohuozizaijitazaoyishang，haishixiaguogongfudea!
bingbushijiandandeaihaozhe，huoshichuxue。
meigeshilainiandekulian，danbuchuzheizhongshuiping。
简短的前奏过后。
歌声缓缓而来：
“桃叶那尖上尖
柳叶儿就遮满了天
在其位的这个明啊公
细听我来言呐
cishiaichuzailejingxilandianchanga
蓝靛厂那个火器营儿
有一个松老三呐~”
qinmoshiyongletongsujiaquyidechangqiang，zhengshidangxiazuiliuxingdegufengchangfa。
zaijiashangtawennuankonglingdesangyin，jijubianshidu，duanduanjiju，jiurangquanchangguanzhongerwochenzui，yanqianyiliang。
“这小曲儿……”
laoguolengle，bukesiyidekanzheqinmo。
yuanbenshidasuandengtakaikouchangyiju，jiuzhijienianxiataide。
kexianzaiquewenxiaxinlai，xiangtingqinmoyizhichangwan。
suiranxuanlvzhiyouduanduanjiju，youdianerxiang《zhaohuatai》dediaodiao，danlaoguocongxiaoxuepingju，jiupianhaozheiyikou。
congqinmodeyanchangli，tatingchuyouronghepingjudeweidao。
zheijianzhishizhijitaneixindezuopina!
jiusuanshihubiandequdiao，neiyouruheni?
meixiangdao，zheiqinmoyiqianyizhididiao，yebuxianshanbulushui，rujinliangzheiyishou，zheshijingren。
ruojiayipeiyang，biranyoushiyikedonglianga!