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qingmeizhumadenvyouweihunxianyun,zaiyiyuanlishengxiayigenanyinghounanchanerwang。
yishenggenjutaliuxiadedianhualianxidaowo,bahaizijiaojiwo。
tabamayezhaodaowo,shuotananchansile,nvyoudeyiguyinggaiyouwofuyangzhangda。
jiuzheiyang,woyigeweihundananrenbudanzhengqianyangjia,haiyoudangdieyoudangmade。
haoburongyibahaiziyangda,nvyouturanhuilaile,shenbianhaizhanzheyigexizhuanggelvdelaotou。
tabaozheerzidiandaoheibai,shuowobujinzhaleta,haitoulehaizi,rangtamenmuzifenli。
erziyirangenwoduanjueguanxi,wozheicaizhidaoyuanlaihaizideshengfulingyouqiren。
nvyoubamazaizhiqingdeqingkuangxia,kanzhewobeidailvmao,haiouxinlixuebangbierenyangleshijiniandehaizi。
qijigongxinzhixiawotuxueerwang。
zaizhengyan,wohuidaonvyoushenghaizineitian。
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tiangangliang,wobeidianhua**chaoxing,wojingdehunshenlenghan。
shangbeizijiushizheigeshihou,yiyuanjiwodalaidianhua,shuowonvpengyoulinmanxueshenglehaizi,rangwolinghuijiazhaogu。
linmanxuedebamayezhaodaowo,shuotananchansile,manxuedeyiguyinggaiyouwofuyangzhangda。
woshiguer,guoshidefumuhenvyoudefumushigujiao,zheixienianqueshishikaozhelinmanxuebamadebangzhucaiyoujintian,wobushiwangenfuyizhiren。
jiashangwohemanxuecongxiaoyiqizhangda,youtanlewunianlianai,jishitabuzaile,zaiwoxinliyijiushiwodeqizi,jiuliuxialeneigehaizi。
kehoulaiwowubitonghenzijidangchudexuanze。
xianzaitingjian**,wobuyoudeyigejiling,jietongledianhua。
“wei,zheilishizhongxinyiyuan,qingwenshisongjingxianshengma?nideduixiangzaiwomenzheierchanxiayigenanying,mafanguolaizhaoguyixiahaizi。”
tingdaoshuxideshengyin,zheiyiciwofanerlengjinglexuduo:
“haizibushiwode,nimenlingzhaotarenba。”
budengduimianzaishuoshenme,dianhuajiubeiwoguaduan,ranhoulahei。
keshiwodigulelinmanxuehoulianpidechengdu。
meixiangdaotajuranlianlianxidizhidoutiandeshiwojia!
diertianwoshibeiyizhenqiaomenshengjingxingde,dakaimen,jiukandaoyigeyihurenyuanbaozhehaizizhanzaiwodejiamenkou:
“songjingxiansheng,haizibunengmeiyourenzhaogu,nibupeichanjiusuanle,haiziyebuqulingshishenmeyisi?”
qiaomenshenghehaizidekushengchaoxinglezhouweidelinju,gebidamazhidaolailongqumaihou,fenfendiqianzewo。
“songjing,zheishierayideshuoyizui,nihemanxuecongxiaoyiqizhangda,manxueyoushininvpengyou,ganzuobugandang,kebushinanzihandazhangfu。”
mashangjiuyourenfuhe,“jiushi,zuodeshihouzhidaoshuang,zheiwanchuhaizilaile,jiuxiangpaipai**zourenle?”
linmanxuegenwojiashilinju,linmanxuedebamazheishihouyegenlechulai。
linmanxuedebabatuizheyihurenyuanjiuyaowangwojializou,bianjinbianshuo,“haizi,shushuyouliangjuhuayaojiaodaini。”
kewozhidao,zhiyaotamenjinlezheigefangmen,neiwohaizhendeyingshengshengchixiazheigeyabakuile。
wolanzhuletamenxiangyaojinwudebufa,lenglengdikaikou:
“shushu,youshenmehuajiuzaizheilishuoqingchuba。”
linmanxuebabayileng,suijilazhewodeshoujiukaishiku:
“xiaojinga,nishibuzhidao,xiaoxueta......taweilejinishenghaizi,sizaileshoushutaishanga!”
tamajinsuiqihou,zhangzuijiuaihao:
“aiyowokeliandenvera——nianjiqingqingzenmejiuqulea!”
“xiaojing,haizishimanxueliuzaizheigeshijieshangzuihoudexuemaile,nizheigezuobabadekebunengbuguanhaizia!”
zhouweilinjudouzaikanrenao,weizhewozhizhidiandian,fangfowoshishenmepaoqiqizidezhanan。
wodiandiantou,“shuowanlema?shuowanlewoshuoliangju。”
“haizibushiwode,buxindehuawomenxianzaijiuquzuoqinzijianding。”
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yitingzheihua,linmanxuedebamayebukule,sihubuganxiangxinwohuishuochuzheizhonghua。
linmanxuedebabashenqingshifenxinxu:
“nikannizheihaizi,shuonijijunihaijiaozhenshangle,zuoqinzijiandingbuyaohuaqianma?”
“nilianxiaoxuedouxinbuguole?xiaoxuepingshichulegenniyoujiechu,haigennagenandezoudejinguo?”
wolenghengyisheng,“qinzijiandingdeqianwozijitao,ruguohaizishiwode,woyuanyiliuxiazhaogu,ruguobushi,neitahebierenshengdehaizipingshenmerangwoyang?”
“我是冤大头吗?”
weiguandelinjumenjianzhuangyebiandebuquedingleqilai:
“songjingweishazhiyiyaozuoqinzijiandinga?nandaohaizidefuqinlingyouqiren?”
“chuleshitahainengshisheide?linmanxuebamadouchengrenlehaizishizijinvershengde,manxuededuixiangbujiushisongjingma?”
“wokanjiushibuxiangfuze,xiangjimanxuepozangshuilei,rensiledoubufangguo,heixinchangdedongxi!”
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wozhuantoukanxiangyihurenyuan,“nizhidaoshengzheigehaizidechanfunanchanqushilema?”
tayaoyaotou,“wozhifuzeanzhaodizhisonghaizi,qitadeshiqingwoyigaibuzhi。”
woyoujiangmuguangzhuanxianglinmanxuedebama,“shushuayi,neinimenshicongnaerdezhimanxuenanchanerwangdexiaoxide?”
linmanxuedemamaturankaishijieba,“jiu......yiyuanhewomendaguodianhualea。”
“neinimenjiedaodianhua,buquyiyuanrenlingnverdeshiti,fanershangmenfeiyaoworenxiazheigehaizi,bujuedebenmodaozhilema?”
“erqieyiyuanshuoshinanchanerwangde,nimenlianwendoubuwenyixiajiuxinle,wanyishiyiyuannongcuoleni?”
wolianxujigezhiwen,dudelinmanxuebamayishijiangenbenshuobuchuhualai。
qitalinjukanxiangtabamadeyanguangyeyiyangqilai:
“jiushia,zijinversile,yidiandoubunanguoheshangxin,yilaijiurangsongjingyanghaizi,juekoubutinverhoushizenmeanpai。”
“linmanxuezhenshiqinshengdema?jiuzheierjieshouzijinversile?”
“jiushia,yaoshiwoguinvchushi,wodiyigejiupaodaoyiyuanquyaoshuofale。”
wokanxiangyakouwuyan,liansecanbaidelinmanxuebama:
“wojuedexianzainimenyinggaihezheiweiyihurenyuanquyiyuanquerenyixiamanxuedeqingkuang,haizishengdoushengle,jiranyaoworenxia,woshiyidingxuyaozuoqinzijiandingde。”
“jintianjiefanglinjukeyizuogejianzheng,wosongjingbahuafangzaizheili,zhiyaolinmanxuebamayuanyidaihaiziqugenwozuoqinzijianding,haizizhiyaoshiwode,woerhuabushuojiuhuichengdanzuofuqindezerende。”
“wobushineizhongbufuzederen,danshiwoyebuhuidangbierendejiepanxia。”
linmanxuebamabeiwojiazaizhongjian,zouyebushi,buzouyebushi。
houlaizhinengyingzhetoupixianbahaizifangzaizijijiazhong,heyihurenyuanyiqihuileyiyuan。
chenzhetamenlikai,wojiangxinglidabaoleyixie,zhunbeibanqugongsidesushezhu。
zheiliduanshijianneiwoshibukenengzaizhuzhele。
guoranbuchuwosuoliao,wogangdaogongsisushelinmanxuemamadedianhuajiudaleguolai,tingtonglitadeshengyinjianruidecier:
“songjingnirenpaonaerqule?”
wodandingkaikou,“banjingongsisushele,zenmele?”
“nizenmebanzoule?neihaizizenmeban?!”
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womeiyoulihuizheigewenti,fanwendao:
“suoyimanxuezhendenanchansile?”
linmanxuemayoukaishizhizhiwuwu:
“ye......yemeiyou,yiyuanneibiannongcuole,danshixianzaitabujianle,womenyebuzhidaotaqunaerle。”
“neinimendangwuzhijishixianbanverzhaodao,ranhouzhaodaohaizidediedaodishishei。”
“haizidediebushinihainengshishei?”
“neiwomenjiuquzuoqinzijianding。”
“nizheihaizi,zenmezheimejiang......”
“buzuowojiubuhuirenzheigehaizi,nimenzijikanzheban,wohaiyaoshangban,guale。”
guaduandianhuahou,woyoutourudaogongzuozhong,zheishi,tongshixiaoguangqiao**kaojinwo:
“xiongdi,nitanduixiangmei?meitanwojinijieshaoyige?”
woganglaizheigegongsibujiu,hetamenmeiyoutiguoganqingfangmiandeshier,xiaoguangbuzhidaoyebuqiguai。
wobenxiangjujue,xiangdaolinmanxuejiwodailvmaohou,woyougaibianlezhuyi。
“haoa,nizhunbeijieshaosheijiwo?”
“woduixiangyougeguimi,jiaochengli,binidasansui,xianzaizaidaxuelidanglaoshi。”
“nizhongwuyoukongmei?yaobunimenyuegefan?”
woyikoudaying,xiaoguanggaoxingbuyi,dangjijiuqudadianhuahetaduixiangyueshijian。
shangbeizixiaoguangyejiwojieshaoletaduixiangdeguimi。
kewodangshixinlihaiyoulinmanxuejiumeiyoudayingjianmian,xianzaixiangxiang,wozhenshichundekelian。
wogenchenglizhongwujianlemian,woqingtachiledunfan,biciyinxiangdouhaibucuo。
yushihetajiaohuanleweixin,juedingxianxiangchuyiduanshijian。
xiaoguanghuilaiwenwo,wodiandiantou,“haibucuo,chuchukan。”
tagaoxingdipaipaiwodejianbang,“wogennishuo,niyijingongsiwojiujuedeniweirenchengken,shihaonanren!dengnimenzhenchengle,biewangjiqingwochifana!”
我笑着答应了。
houlai,wohechenglizhendetanshangle,yizhenggeyuewodoumeiyouhuijia,linmanxuebamayemeiyouzaidadianhuasaoraowo。
jiuzaiwoyiweishiqingbaipingshi,meixiangdaolinmanxuedemamajuranzhaolailegongsi。
neitianwozhengshangzheban,baoanturanjiwodadianhua,“songjingnikuaichulai,nimabanierzidiuzaiwomenmengangle!kuailaibahaizijiezou,kukutitichaosile!”
wonaozidouyaozhakaile,“shenmehaizi?wodoumeijiehun,nalaideerzi,nibiezaoyaoa!”
woguyifangdalesangmen,zhenggebangongshiderendoutingjianle。
baoanwuyu,“woyoubuqingchu,nizijixialaikanba!”
guashangdianhua,suoyourendoukanzhewo。
“宋景,怎么了?”
“wobuzhidaoa,baoanshuoyougerenzichengshiwoma,haidailewoerziguolai!”
xiaoguangchengmujieshe,“haiyouzheishier?zouzouzou,womenyiqiquqiaoqiao。”
“songjingbuhuibeipengcileba?”
“sheizhidaoni?zaigongsirenmogouyangde,zhibudingsixiawandeyouduohua。”
tingjianzheihua,xiaoguangkanxiangwodeyanshenyebiandebuyiyangle。
wozhuangdeyitouwushui,xiaoguangyekanbuchulai。
daolemengang,kanjianneigeqiangbaozhongdeyinger,dajiadoushayanle。
“haizhenyougeyinger,zheidegangmanyueba?”
“woqu,bahaizidiugongsizheiershishenmecaozuo?”
baoanwuyu,“lairenzichengshisongjingmama,fanzhengwoshishenmedoubuzhidaoa!”
woxinlilengxiao,“woshiguer,nalaidemama?”
xiaoguangyipaishou,mengranxiangqi,“duia!songjingfumuyinweishiguqushile!”
dajiadousongleyikouqi,yufaxiangxinwojiushibeirenpengcile。
worangbaoandiaoqujiankong,faxiansonghaizidezheirenwoqueshiburenshi。
wolimayoulezhuyi,“baojingba!wanyizheihaizishibeiguailaideni!”
dajiahaiyouxiechiyi,woshuangshouyitan,“zheikeshiqiying,womenzuofangdichande,fachuqudemingpianbuzhidaoyouduoshao,wokebuhuibaibaitirenyangerzi!”
dajiadoujuedeyoudaoli,yushibaolejing,jingchalailezhihouzuoleyixiabilujiubahaizidaizoule。
wohaiteyizhuiwenleyiju,haizihuisongqunali?
“womenhuifabutonggao,ruguomeirenlingzou,neijiuzhinengsongfuliyuanle。”
dedaoqueqiehuida,woxinlisongleyikouqi。
zheibeizi,fanzhengwozaiyebuhuiyangzheigebaiyanlangle!
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jingchagangzou,wojiedaolelinmanxuebabafalaideweixin。
【xiaojing,xiaoxuewomenshizaibuzhidaoqunaerle,danshiwomenyeshangnianjile,shizaiwulifuyangtadehaizi,jiumafannihaohaozhaogutale。】
wolimahuifu,【shushu,zheigehaizibushiwode,linmanxueyishengbuhangdiuxiawohehaizidexingweijiqibufuze,wojueduibuhuiyangzheigehaizide。】
womeitijintiandeshi,tayemeishuo,wojiudangbuzhidao。
chengliduiwozhendehenhao,lianaibannianhouwomenjiudinghunle。
jiehunneitianzhiyouchenglineibiandeqinqidaochangle,zhihouwojiushenqingqulefengongsi,chengliyegenzhewoyiqizhuandaolingyisuoxuexiaorenjiao。
zhihouderizi,chulefengnianguojie,wojihumeihuiguolaojia。
jibianhuiqule,yebuguoshigenlinmanxuebamadalegezhaomian,songgelihoujiucongmanglikaile。
chenglihewojiehundiyinianweiwoshengxialedaerzi,diernianyouweiwoshengxiaxiaoerzi。
daerziweirenchengkenlaoshi,wenzhawenda,xuexitianfusuiranbuqiang,danshiyundongxibaotebiefada,lvlvzhanhuogezhongjiangxiang。
xiaoerzicongxiaojiucongming,chuzhongdeshihouliantiaoliangji,gaokaodeshihougengshinaleshizhuangyuan,kaoshanglezuihaodedaxue。
xiaoxichuanlai,womenquanjiadouweitagandaojiaoao。
chenglihewoshangliangleyixia,juedinghuilaojiajixiaoerzibanshengxueyan。
tadeqinqipengyoumenquandoulaile,lingwomeixiangdaodeshi,buzhidaolinmanxuebamacongnaerzhidaodexiaoxi,yebuqingzilaile。
linmanxuemamalazhexiaoerzizuokanyoukan,xibuzisheng,“yaoshixiaoxuezhidaohaizizheimeyouchuxi,neigaiduogaoxing!”
woliansedunshichenlexialai,“ayi,zheidaxiderizi,nititaganshenme?nandaolinmanxuehuilaile?”
tayanshenkaishipiaohu,“meia!womenhaimeitaxiaoxini!”
“youbushizhendenanchansile,zheimeduonianyebujiantahuilaikankannimenerlao,pabushitoutouduozaibiededifangxiangfuba?”
zaiwoyouyihejiefanglinjudexuanchuanxia,dajiaxianzaidouzhidao,linmanxuegenbenjiubushinanchanerwang,danshishengxiahaizijiupaole,guonianguojiedeyebujianhuilai。
suoyidajiamorenlewodeshuofa,kezhiyouwozhidao,qishitabamasidixiagenlinmanxueyizhidouyoubaochilianxi。
yanxiatingjianwozheiyangshuo,tamadunshimanlianbukuai,jianruidesangmenhuapozhenggedating,“niluanshuoxieshenme,xiaoxuecaibushizheizhongren!”
dunshisizhourenquandoukanleguolai,linmanxuemamadunshishanshanzhegangabuyi。
woxiaolexiao,wusuoweidao,“xingba,shiwoxiangduole。dounengpaoqizijiqinshengerzi,takendinghundebuzenmeyang,suanle,daxiriziwobushuotale。”
tamasongleyikouqi,buguotazhanglezhangzui,wodengdaizhetanenggenwojieshiyixia,ketayijiushenmedoumeishuo,woxinzhongzuihouyidianqidaiyechedimeile。
shangbeizizaiwofeijinxinlijiangbaiyanlangpeiyangdaogongchengmingjiudeshihou,linmanxueturanjiushahuilaile。
zheiciyinggaiyeshiyiyang,wozhidaotayidinghuilai,danjutishenmeshihouwoyebuqingchu。
keshixianzaiwoyebuguanle,yinweixiaoerzishigaokaozhuangyuan,daxueneibianpailelaoshiguolai,tongshihaiyoujizhe。
cishidoujiangmuguangjujiaozaiwomenzheili。
xiaoerzizuoweijintiandezhujiaoguangrongshangtai,dangtazhanshangqudeshihou,linmanxuedebamasihaomeiyouyishidaotacai16sui。
erlinmanxueshengchulaideneigeyezhong,ruguohaihuozhedehua,jinnianyijingde18suile。
tamenmeiyouyishidaozheiyidian,xianzaihaipinfandiditoukanshouji,woxinzhonglengxiao,jinjinwozhuchenglideshou,chongtaluchuyigeanfudexiaorong。
erzizhanzaitaishang,langshengdao:“wonengyoujintiandechengji,wozuiganxiedeshiwobaba。”
“shitadenaixinhejiaodaocainengrangwozaizijiderenshenglushangtatashishijinbu,xianzaiyouqingwobabashanglaishuojiju。”
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erzichaowoshenchushou,wozhenglileyixiaxizhuang,zhengyaoshangqu,jiutingjianyidaojianruinvshengchuanlai:“tabushiniba!tabupeizhanzaishangmian!”
 
                 青梅想让我当接盘侠,我直接报警
                                青梅想让我当接盘侠,我直接报警