《亲戚相处法则》 小说介绍
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womademingshengyizhihenhao,suoyoudeqinqipengyouduitadepingjiawuyibushireqingdafang,leyuzhuren。
tajiaoyuwozuorenyaodadu,buyaoweiyidianxiaoshijinjinjijiao。
qinqidoushuowomadeguannianhenzhengque,danwozhidaozheizhishitapuawodehuashu。
guonianbainiantayaoqiuwojiqinqibaodahongbao,tashuozheiyangcainenggenghaodiweichiqinqizhijiandeganqing。
womaileyizhixiaogou,eryijiadexiaohaikanjianhenxihuan,tabuguwodeyiyuanxiangyaobaxiaogousongjieryijia。
wodegongzuohenmang,taqueyaoqiuwojiqinqijiadexiaohaimeitianbuke。
shangbeizidewo,mianduitadezheixiewuliyaoqiudouxuanzetaiduqiangyingdejujue。
yushitadaochushuowozisiboqing,budongrenqingshigu,haiwoshiqugongzuo,chengweirenrenhandadeguojielaoshu,zuihouqicandisizaiyiyuan。
zaizhengyan,wohuidaolewomajiaoyuwozuorenyaodafangneitian。
zheiyici,woyaochengweirenrenkuazandeduixiang。
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“qiqi,nijidejiniwaigongwaipo、jiujiujiumabainiandeshihoudoufengyigedahongbao,nijinnianzhuanqianle,yaodafangyidian,biexiaojiaziqi,burantamenkanbuqinide。”
“kuangqiea,qinqizhijiandeganqingdoushixuyaoweihude,zheifengnianguojiedelishubunengshao,buranshiyaoluoxiaohuade。”
“niyebieguaimaluosuo,mayeshiweilenihao,mabiniduohuojishinian,dongderenqingshigukebiniduole。”
erbianchuanlaiwomalinqinhuaxuxutaotaodeshengyin,yigushenglixingdefanzaoganyongshangxintou,tixingzhewozhongshengledeshishi。
linqinhuajianwolaobantianbudahua,buyuedizaiwoshenshangdaleyixia:“fashenmedaini?majinishuohuanimeiyoutingjianma?”
woshouqinaozilideneixiejingcha,yanshenluodaolinqinhuadeshenshang,meicuoguotayanlidebunaifan。
wozhongshengle,zhongshenghuidaolewodiyiciqiangyingjujuetabuheliyaoqiudeshihou。
womacongxiaodougaosuwozuorenyaodadu,buyaojinjinjijiao,tebieshizaiqinqipengyoumianqian。gengyaodafang,buranbuliyuweihuheqinqipengyouzhijiandeganqing,erqiehaihuirangsuoyourendoukanbuqini。tajingchangguazaizuibiandeyijuhua“renhuoyibeizi,zonghuiyouqiuqinqibangmangdeshihou,ruguobugaohaoguanxi,yihoukejiuyaozaoyangle。”
wozanchengtadezheijuhua,danwobulijietaweishenmeyaowodishengxiaqiqutaohaoneixiesuoweideqinqi,weishenmezaitayanliwojiuyaodirenyideng。
houlaiwocaizhidao,tasuozuodezheiyiqiedoushiweilewodegege——shenyu。
tarangwohuashijianhuajingliyuqinqigaohaoguanxi,danzuihoudehaochuqueluodaoleshenyudetoushang。
mingbaizheigedaolihou,wokaishifankang,buzaifanchunbeitadangzuojishenyupuludegongju。
dangtayishidaowobuzaixiangyiqianyiyanghaonanieshi,tajiukaishimawoxiaoqizisi、muguangduanqian、lengmoboqing,shenzhinaodaowomengongsi,haiwoshiqulegongzuo。
shangbeiziwozuihoudeyiduanshijianshizaiyiyuanduguode,yinweilinqinhuadeyuanyin,meiyouyigerenyuanyilaiyiyuankanwo,wotangzaibingchuangshang,linqinhuayongdaizhelianmindemuguangkanzhewo:“zaojiuhenishuole,zuorenyaodafang,buyaoxiaoqizisi,nikannixianzaishengbingleliangezhaoguniderendoumeiyou,nishuonizheibushizaobaoyinglema?”
woxiangshangbeiziruguomeiyoulinqinhuadelengchaorefeng,wogujihainengduohuoyiduanshijian。
suoyizheibeiziwobuyaozaixiangshangbeizineimechun,luodaolinqinhuadequantaoli。
zailinqinhuayouyaofahuoqian,wohuidaletadewenti:“neimarenweiwogaibaoduodadehongbaocaiheshi?”
linqinhuadeyanlishanguoyisixinxihedeyi,yuqiqingkuaidishuo:“baogewuqiankuaiba,nixianzaizhuanqianle,dedafangdian,bierangbierenkanbuqi。”
wuqian?woxinlichixiaoyisheng,haizhenshishizidakaikoua!
qunianguoniandeshihou,tarangwojiwaigongwaipo、jiujiujiumameirenbaolesanqiankuaidehongbao,danbainiandeshihou,taquerangshenyubahongbaojilejiujiuyijia,jiujiuyijiashoudaohongbaohoudoukuashenyuchuxixiaoshun,yeziranhuileshenyuyigedahongbao,linqinhuadangshiliandouxiaolanle,bizijibeikuajianghaiyaogaoxing。
shihouwozhidaozheijianshideshihou,doukuaibeiqizhale。
linqinhuamanbuzaihudishuo:“doushiyijiaren,nijijiaozheimeduoganshenme?”
wonengbujijiaoma?qianshiwochude,renqingqueshishenyujiede,hezhewojiushigeyuandatoubei。
neishiwodiyiciqingchudiyishidaolinqinhuazhishibawodangchenglejishenyupuludegongju,tajiwoshuodemeiyijuhua,doushiweilepuawo,rangwogenghaodidangyuandatou。
dongdezheigedaolihou,shangbeizidewoxuanzetaiduqiangyinglengmodijujuetabuhelideyaoqiu,suoyicairangtayoujihuizhanzaidaodedezhigaodianzhizewo,danzheibeiziwobuhuizairangtayouzheigejihuile。
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“haoa,neijiutingmade。”
“zheijiuduini,nitingmadezhunmeicuo,madoushizaiweinidejianglaikaolv。”
wozhuangzuojiebatadehuadoutinglejinqu,chongtaxiaolexiao。
linqinhuajianzhuangjinjiezhedao:“neinixianbaqianjiaojimabaoguan,nimenzheixiexiaonianqinghuaqianzuidashoudajiaole,wopanihaimeidaoguonianjiubaqianquanbuyongle。”
youshizheigejiekou,quniandewosuirantingdaozheijuhuahenbushufu,danxiangzhelinqinhuadoushiweilewohao,yushiyemeishuoshenme,danjinnianwokebuhuizaishangdangle。
“妈你说得对。”
linqinhuadeyanlishanqiliangguang,kuangqietadoumeiyouyishidaotacishiyanlitanlandeshenseyouduomingxian。
“buguoma,wodegongzijiejiwotongshile,tashuoyaoguoniandeshihoucaihaijiwo,woxianzaishenshangmeiqian,daoshihoudengtahaiqianlewozaibaqianquchulaijini。”
linqinhuameimaogaogaozhouqi,jianshengdao:“nibaqianjiejineixierenganshenme?wanyirenjiabuhainizenmeban?nizheigechunhuo!”
“bushinishuodezuorenyaodafangma?tebieshiduiyuqinqipengyou,woyeshixiangzhexianzaibangletamen,yihoudengwoxuyaobangzhudeshihou,tamennenglawoyiba!ma,nikendingdongdezheixierenqingshiguba。”
wozhabazhabazheyanjingkanzheta,batacengjingduiwoshuodehuaquanbuhaijileta。
“neiwanyirenjiabuhaizheimeban?”
“neijiusuanhuaqianmaigejiaoxunbei!zheiyeshimanijiaowodeya!nihaijidewogaozhongdeshihou,nibawodegaokaobijijileershujiama?dangshiershumingmingchengnuohuianpaihaogefududeshiqing,dantayemeizuodao,nidangshishuojiudanghuaqianmaigejiaoxun,dabuleyihoubulaiwangle。”
linqinhuabeiwodudeyikouqimeitishanglai。
zheiyeshitachangchangpuawodehuashuzhiyi,tashuorenhuozhenanmianchikui,buyaoyinweishangguoyicidang,jiushulihenqiangdefangbeixin。
tadangranbuhuijuedeyoushenme,yinweimeicichikuideshiwo。
neitianbalinqinhuadehuajiduhuiquhou,linqinhuameitiandoudaizhewowen“nineipengyoushenmeshihouhaiqian?”“kebiewanglejinijiujiubaohongbao”zhurucileidehua,meitiantingdeerduodoukuaishengjianzile。
weileyingfuta,wozhijiezhangkouzhaotajieqian:“ma,yaobunixianjieqianjiwo,dengwopengyouhaileqianwojiujile,zheiyangyebudanwuwojijiujiubainian。”
zheijuhuabalinqinhuahededajingshise,lianmangdaotameiyouqian,houxuyemeizaijiwodadianhua,rangwoergenziqingjinglejitian。
anzhaoyiwangdeguanli,layueershibadeneitian,quanjiarendouyaojuzaiwaipojiatiqianchinianyefan,dengdaodanianchuer,linqinhuahuidaizhewomenzaihuilaibainian,qunianjiushidanianchuerzheitianlinqinhuabawofengdehongbaodangzuoleshenyufengdehongbaosongjilejiujiuyijia。
suoyiwojinnian,woxuanzezaidanianchuerzheitianjiutiqianbahongbaofengjijiujiu,dagelinqinhuacuoshoubuji。
“waigongwaipo,zhunimenxinniankuaile。”
“jiujiujiuma,zhunimenxindeyinianhonghonghuohuo!”
“qiqizaizheilijinimenbainianle。”
wocongbaolitaochuleshixianzhunbeihaodehongbao,linqinhuaheshenyucuoedemuguangzhong,saidaolewaigongtamendehuaili。
“qiqizhangdale,dounengjiwaigongwaipofenghongbaole,qiqizhenxiaoshuna!”
“shia,qiqichuxile,kanzhezheihongbaojiubushao!”
dangzhongrendouzaidieshengkuajiangwodeshihou,shenyuqueturanfennudihoujiaoqilai:“shenqiqi,nixianzaijihongbaoganshenme?zheishiyinggaishiwolaizuode!”
renaodeyanxiyixiaanjingxialai,zaichangderendouyongjingchademuguangkanzheturanbaoqideshenyu。
chunhuo,fubushangqiangdelanni。
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haozailinqinhuahaiyoudiannaozi,lianmanglazhuleshenyu,lianshengdaoqiandao:“buhaoyisi,buhaoyisi,ayuheduole,naoziyouxiebuqingxing。”
“ma,nila**ma!nibushishuohequnianyiyang,rangshenqiqichuqianbainian,womenliangzuoxiangqichengma?nihaishuo,ruguojinniannengtaodejiujiudehuanxin,shuobudingjiujiujiuhuiyuanyijiwoanpaifenhaogongzuo!xianzaishenqiqizenmeyigerenqubainianle?”
zhidiyoushengdehuayuqingchudiluozaimeigerendeerzhong,wodeyuguangpiedaojiujiuruoyousuosideshense,jiujiuhencongming,yinggainenglianxiangdaoqianyinhouguo。
linqinhuaqueshihencongming,dannaibuzhushenyushigecaobao,tacongxiaokanbuqiwo,chuchuzhenduiwo,haimomingqimiaojuedezijigaorenyideng,gangcaizaixijian,wobudongshengsediquantahelehenduojiu,jiujingyishangnao,taneibenjiukongwuyiwudenaozigengshibunengfahuizuoyongle。
“shenqiqi,nishibushihelaozizuodui?laozicaishishenjiadegen,bainianzheishixuyaonilaizuoma?rangnishangzhuochifandoushijinilianle!”
wozaishenyuderumashengzhongluchuqicanwuzhudebiaoqing:“ge,nizaishuoshenme?wojiwaigongwaipobainianbushihenzhengchangdeshiqingma?woyoumeizuzhinibainian。”
shenyucishiyanjingtonghong:“shaojilaozizhuangsuan!niyoushenmezigelaichufengtou!quniannidebainianqianshilaozide,jinnianyeshiwode!”
wocuoedidengdashuangyan,baqiuzhudemuguangtouxianglinqinhua:“ma,gezaishuoshenme?shenmejiaowoqunianbainiandeqianshitade,jinniandeyeshitade?”
linqinhuayanshenzuoyouluanpiao,yifuzuozeixinxudeyangzi。
“qiqi,niqunianjiniwaigongjiujiubainianfenghongbaolema?”biaogewendao。
“baoleya,qunianwomeigerenbaolesanqian,danjinnianwomashuo,wozhuanleqianyinggaizaiduobaodian,woxiangyeshi,waigongwaipoduiwozheimehao,wozuowaisunnvshiyinggaiduobaodian。”
cihuayichu,zaichangderendouyongyiyangdeyanshenqiaozhelinqinhuaheshenyu。
“qinhua,niqunianbushishuohongbaoshishenyubaodema?dangshiwomenkuashenyuxiaoshun,nihuijiaoyuhaizideshihou,niqianxushuoshishenyuzijidongshi,haishuoqiqijiubuxing,laoxiangzheziji,zisidehen,danxianzaizahuishi?hongbaozenmebianchengshiqiqibaode?”
“qinhua,nizenmenengzhangguanlidaia?rangshenyulaidingtiqiqideyipianxiaoxin?”
“zheishenyulianpiyeshigouhoude,jingrannenglizhiqizhuangdishuochuzheiyangdehua!”
zaizhongrendeyishengshengxiluozhong,linqinhuaqidekuaiyaotuxuele,binganandixiangwotoulaiyigejihendeyanshen,haifengkuangshiyiwokaikoujieshijieshi。
wozhidaotaxiangtingshenme,danwomeizheimehaoxin。
ercishi,shenyuhaizaipokoudama,linqinhuazhihaoyonglidiwuzhushenyudezui:“shenyuhezuile,hushuoni!”
waigongshigehenyouhanyangdehanyang,dancishiyebeishenyujiqidebuqing,liandoulalexialai:“jiranhezuile,neijiugunhuifangjian,biebaihuaidajiadexingzhi!”
linqinhualianshangluchuqurudebiaoqing,buganbuyuandijiangshenyudaichulefangjian,tuzhonghaibeishenyudaleyiquan,zhenggechunjielianshangdehongzhongdoumeiyouxiao。
layueershibawanshangfashengdeshiqing,yexiangzhanglechibangyiyang,chuanruzhongduoqinqideerzhong。
shenyuzhenggechunjie,doubuganchulaijianren,linqinhuacengjingzaizhongrenmianqianshuliqidehaoxingxiangyekaishibeirenzhiyi,erwozaiqinqimianqianqueliuxialeyigekelianxiaoshundeyinxiang。
zheibeiziwoyaozhanzaiyulundezhigaodianlaizhizetamen。
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guowanchunjie,shenghuoyouanbujiubandijixuqilai。
linqinhuayinweihongbaoshijianmalewoxujiu,shuowodaiduyinhen,xianhaizijideqinge,shigechusheng。
tayuepofang,yuenengzhengmingtayinweizheijianshizaoshoudesunshiyueduo,woxinlijiuyuekaixin。
woduitadeneidianqinqing,zaojiuzaishangbeizibeixiaomodaijinle。
jishihetanaofan,woxinliyebuhuiyoubanfenchudong。
danlinqinhuaquebuxiangshiquwozheigeyuandatou,jianwosihaobuditou,tazhihaozhudongyuwodaoqian。
“madangshizhishiyishiguimixinqiao,nijiuyuanliangmaba!”
“nigemeinicongming,yizhidoumeizhaodaogongzuo,suoyicaixiangzhetaohaonijiujiu。”
“qiqi,womenshiyijiaren,nitiliangtiliangma,biejijiaole。”
wosixiaofeixiaodikanletayiyan,jirantahaixiangyan,neiwojiujixupeitayanxiaqu。
“xinga,neinibawaigongtamenjiwofengdehongbaohaijiwoba,woketingshuole,youjiangjinliangwankuaiqianni。”
亲戚相处法则