求求你出道吧
《求求你出道吧》 小说介绍
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《求求你出道吧》 第2章 稳哥 免费试读
cunzhangyoudianxiaoaojiao，lenggewasaidenvwaer，laozidaiguolaidi，pingshazibunengkan？
suye：“shunbianbamendaishang，xiexie。”
cunzhangqidechuihuzi，guyibazhuyuanmentikai，zouchuhenyuanhainiannianbushedehuitouzhangwang。neigehaokandenvwaer，yaoshituodaobaogulinlitouxixiwanshua……
zheiyiduanlisuodangrandebeijiandiaole，tongyangbeijiandiaodehaiyouzheiyiduan：
suyegengongzuorenyuandawanzhaohu，youpaoguolaiwenlinxueer：“jiejie，nixihuanqizhiyouyu、zuofengwanqiang、baizhebunao，erqiecaihuahengyifuyouaixindenanrenma？wokeyijinijieshao。”
linxueerdoushale：“a？shei？”
suyeyizhipangbian“tanhuan”delaodiedao：“wolaohan，sishisui，zhijinweihun。niyaoshiyouxingqudehua，woxianzaijiujiaonimama。”
linxueerrendoumale，tongyanwuji……
sulaohanxiaorongzhujianbiantai，erzi**xiaoshun！
shexiangshidouhangchihangchixiaoqilai，huamiandoudonglvexianyanzhong，haozaidoujiandiaole。
suye：“nikeyijiaowobashushu。”
linxueer：“jiaoshenmeshushu？”
suye：“wobademingzijiaosushu，dashudeshu。”
linxueer：“e，lingzunhaomingzi，danwoxianzaiyishiyeweizhong，zanbukaolvgerenwenti……”
suye：“haoba，zhenweinigandaoyihan。”
linxueerfengkuangbaishou：“keke……womenhaishikaishilujiemuba。”
zhongyu，suyelaolaoshishizuozailexiaobandengshangjieshoucaifang，liangyanfangkong。
a……haoxiangyouluanshuohuale，daijimoshibukaopua。
chuanyuehou，weilechucunqianshidewenyizuopin，suyezainaohaizhonggoujianleyizuosiweita，meitiandouhaofeibushaojingliquweihu。suoyi，richangshenghuozhong，tayousanzhongmoshi，daijimoshi、renzhenmoshihebaozoumoshi。
jiemuluzhibangeyue，tonggaofeisanwanyuan。
caifangwanchengjiuyufuyiwankuaitonggaofei，luwanjiemuzaifushengxiadeliangwankuai，lingwaihaiyoudashangfencheng。
zheishi，linxueerzongsuanyoujihuizhengmianshenshijiemudexiangcunzhurengong。
suyezheihaizishencailvexiandanbo，chuanzhepojiuqueganjingdebaichenshan，pifulvexiancucaodanwuguanjingzhi，shenqingzhongliuluchuyisirangnvhaizicubujifangdeyonglan，taxiaoqilaiwubichunche，yanjinglifangfoyouyizhengpianxingkong。
linxueerdexiaoxinzangputongleliangxia，hongzhelianwangletiwen。
suyedao：“buhaoyisishuaidaonile，doushiwodecuo。quanjiejiebuyaoyimaoquren，haokandepinangqianpianyilv，youqudelinghunwanlitiaoyi。shuolaicankui，wozhibuguoliangyangdouyoueryi。”
“噗……”
linxueeryixiao，zhongyuhuiguoshenlai，youdianganxiesuye。
caifangkaishi，linxueerzhaozhetiwenkawenwenti，yesuanshizhongguizhongju，zhishisuyedehuidawangwanglingyangguajiaorangtananyizhaojia。
比如：
“qingwennidelixiangshishenme？”
“守护世界和平！”
“啊，这……”
“jiejienizenmezoushenle？wokankantiwenka，ng……nihuibuhuiweizijideshenshiheshengzhanghuanjinggandaozibei？yi！bianjushuipingyouxiana，woyouyigezheimeyingjunxiaosaduocaiduoyidefuqin，zenmehuibuxingfu？huozaichengshilitiantianshangbuxiban，meiyoutongnianhaikaodaoshudiyi，neicaigaizibeiba？”
buzhishilinxueershale，shexiangshihegongzuorenyuanmenyedoudaibile，conglaimeiyouyudaoguozheimeniupidexiangcunzhurengong……
弹幕：
“**！zheishigaoshou！”
“当场叫妈妈？”
“大孝子！”
“woyouyugan，zheigesuyeyaohuo！”
“buhaoyisishuaidaonile。”
“shouhushijieheping？shenmegui！”
“daaisuye，ganjuetanengmiaoshazhiqiansuoyoudezhurengong。”
【cengjingcanghai，dashangsuye1gehuojian：weileshijieheping！】
“zheijiukaishishuahuojianle？”
“一千块啊！”
linxueerzhengyaonahuitiwenka，yigenongcunhanzidiaozheyanliangundaipapaojinxiaoyuan，jinzhangdao：
“yeye！wojiadeyaoshengle！”
suyelikezhanqilai，ningzhongdao：“laowu，wolaohanqubule，woqubangnijiajiesheng。”
hanzigongshouzuoyi：“duoxiege，duoxie……”
suyetaochudahuoji，jilaohandianranyeziyan，huiwubaoqiyigemuhezizoule，genbenbuguanjiemuzu。
jiemuzuziranquanyuangenshang，youdianxingqusuoran。
linxueerzhuizhesuye：“nihaihuijiesheng？”
suye：“dangranhui，wolaohanjiaode。”
“weishenmebusongyiyuan？wanyichudianshenmeshi……nihaishigehaizi……”
“youwozai，bukenengchuwenti！”
“那万一呢？”
“niduishiliyiwusuozhi。”
“啊？”
laowuxianlinxueerluosuo：“mopihuaduo，siyilianggechilejiushile，baozhumuzhuhedaduoshuzhuzaijiukeyile。”
linxueer：“shi……jizhujieshenga？”
suye：“niyiweini？zeze，haidaxueshengni……”
林雪儿：“……”
这还拍吗？
genlaidefudaoyanguoduandiantou，yanlifangguang，tayouyizhongyugan，zheiciyaochuquanle。takebuxiangshoudixiaderenneiyangmeiyanguang！
zhongrenlaidaolaowujia，tugouchongzhejiemuzukuangfei，laowuxifuyejideyaosi。
suyeyijiaojiangtugoutifei，duilaowushuo：“muzhuyibandoushiwanshangshengzai，baitiandehua……henyoukenengshinanchan，niyaoyouxinlizhunbei。”
laowuhehuaile：“nei，nei……langgeban？xiulianshentiyixiangdouhenjiankangdi，langgehuinanchan？”
suyezouxiangzhuquan：“moji，woxianjianchayiha。”
shuoba，suyefanshentiaoruzhuquan，pazaicewozhehengjidexiulianzhutoupangtingshengyin。
laowujiaojidizaizhuquanwailaihuiduobu。
suyeqishendao：“muqianmeiyounanchan，laowu，qunayizhangganjingmaojinlai，yangshuiyijingpole……”
shexiangshimenweizaizhuquanzhouwei，sigejingtouduizhepai。
henkuai，diyizhixiaozhuzaijiangshengle。
suyejiangqidaicongxiaozhuduzisiwulimichucheduan，shuangshoutuoqizhuzai，jieguolaowudilaidemaojin，jiangzhuzaishenshangdenianyecagan，bimianxiaozhushiwenganmao。
linxueerwuzhelian，congzhifengzhongtoukan，shuodao：“suye，jiemuzuyoujiandao。”
suye：“jiandaoduanqirongyishixueguoduo。”
shuoba，suyeyoucongmuhezilinachudianjiu，tumozaiduanqimoduanxiaodu，shunbianyongzhusheqijixiaozhuzhushelelianghaoshenggaomengsuanjiashui，fangzhixiaozhufuxie。
zhuangbeihejishudoushitadieshugede，suyepingshimeishaogenzhelaohanchuqin。
danmuzaizheiyike，zhale……
“牛逼（破音）~”
“lijiebianxingrijizuisaodezhurengong！”
“renruqiming，gouye！”
“wojiahaizishisisuihainiaochuangni。”
“nibushiwo，suosinibuhuimingbainiduieのyitu。”
“最帅的稳婆。”
“womenxiaoyeshinande，yinggaijiaowenge！”
“wengezheichenghao，tianxiu！”
“稳哥雄起！”
“秀莲加油啊！”
【mengdongge，dashangsuye1souyouting：duocaiduoyi，shang！】
【zangai·jian亽″gunjian，dashangsuye3souyouting：nidejiaoao，buyunxunijiucizhanbailiulei。yaoying！】
【zangai·bujiのㄝ亽，dashangsuye1gehuojian：nishiwodetang，tiandaoyoushang！】