七十岁勇闯综艺，两眼一睁就闯祸
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dajiazaiyuanzilimangderehuochaotiande。
bangemuzhutoujinlai，doukuaiyaoleitale。
yigegetanzuozaiyuanzili，dakoudakoudechuanzhecuqi。
zheishichuguoqiangcongchufanglizoulechulai，chaozhemenkoupikachexiaopaoguoqu。
“chu.....chulaoshi，wobangnibei？”
helinghezheshui，xiekaozailiangtingzhutoubian，fashengshuodao：“buguo，nidedengwochuanyikouqier。”
“xiaohezhenshibangyang，buguomeishier。”
chuguoqiangxiaolexiao，baibaishoushuo：“woyirenernengxing，nixiezheha。”
helingbeizheimegeqianbeikuacheng‘bangyang’，yishijiandouyoudianshouchongruojing，lianmangzhanqilaibaolegequan：“nintaipengwolechulaoshi。”
“哈哈哈！”
chuguoqiangxiaozhezouchuleyuanzi。
“还是得去。”
helingzhanqilai，jiuzhunbeiwangwaibianzou。
bijingchulaoshizheimedanianjile，yigerenbieshuozhutoule，jiushibangezhonghuodoufeijing！
“没事何老师。”
majiaqicashizhehanzhu，tianletianzuichunshuo：“tamenzumeimaizhutou。”
helingyoudianyihuo：“meimai？”
“对！”
panchangjiangjieguohuacha，dishengdao：“kendingmeimai！”
zheishitadefenxi，chuguoqiangzuzhisuoyiganhuaqianmaineimexiehaixian，kendingshimeimaidajianer！
jiuzaifangmianshangfanxiu，fuyanleshijiuxing。
柱头不换。
这省了一大笔钱！
buran，tanalaidexianqianmaihaixian？
日子不过啦？！
“那不行的。”
helingguoduanyaoleyaotou，yansudeshuodao：“zheibuhuanzhutou，shuyuweifang，jiemuzukendingbuyunxuzhangqijuzhu。”
“yaozhenshizheiyang，zhihaozhijiepanchulaoshitamenzufule。”
还能这样？
直接判负了？！！
“哈哈！”
panchangjiangyiting，yanjingshunjianliangqilaile，paizhanghuanhu：“zheigehao！”
“zheiyang，zanmenbubuguangshibaodidierle！”
majiaqisuanzhezhang，yilianxingfen：“shenzhizhijiediyile，shaolezuiqianglidejingzhengduishoua！”
chuguoqiangzaiwujindianshengleliangbiqiandexiaoxi，dajiadouzhidaole。
benyiwei，zheicichuguoqiangzudagailvyaoshengchule。
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“hahaha，haoxiaoxia！”
songdandanzoujinneiyuan，genpanchangjiangjilegezhang，liangrenlianshangdoushimeikaiyanxiaode。
没想到，
zheixingfulaideshizheimeturana？！
“nishimeikanjiana，jintianbiaochedeshihou，neijiahuokuangde，zezeze......”
songdandanzezhezui，shuangshoufangzaixigaishang，shenzheyaotingzhebei：“yihuitajinlai，woyedehaohaoxiaoxiaota，wenwentadayifujinerlaimei？！”
“那家伙能来吗？”
panchangjiangyilehe，shuodao：“tajinerdou70le，dayifuzailaishentideduoyinga！！”
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lianglaorenhuxiangduizhechuguoqiang，kongqilidouchongmanlehuanledeqixi。
majiaqihewangjunkai、bailu，yezaiwuzhezuitouxiao。
sheibuxiangzijizuhuoshenga？！
neikeshiyoujianglidehaofala！！
jiuzaizhongrenhuanshengxiaoyujian。
congmenkouchuanlaileyizhenjicudejiaobusheng，houzhong、chenmen，yitingjiushichuguoqiangde。
“gewei，haoxilaige~~！”
songdandanjianzhesangzi，tigaodiaomenershuodao。
zaichangzhongrenwuzhezui，mu，yishijianquandoujizhongdaoleyuanmenkoudeweizhi。
结果，下一刻——
只见，
人未至，棍先到。
yigencudademuzhutou，xianxingjinleyuanmenli。
daxiaoshenzhibihelinghepanchangjiangtamentaidemuzhutou，haiyaogengcudayidiandian。
“？？！！”
zhongrenjianzhuang，qidaidebiaoqingdunshijiudaizhizhule。
笑容僵硬在了脸上。
颇为尴尬。
zhei.....zheishimuzhutou？！！
bushishuo，chuguoqiangtamenzumeimaima？！
啊？！！
neizheigezhutoushinaerlaide！！
“pan~chang~jiang~~！！”
songdandanshuangshouniezhexigai，zhoumeidahandao。
“啊~到！！”
panchangjiangyeshixiayishidezhanqileshen，huidadao。
wanquanshishentijiroujiyile，
qishitazijiyehaimeifanyingguolai。
“shuohaodemeimaizhutouni？”
“zheinaerlaide，chuguoqiangzaimenkoulajitongjiandea？”
songdandanyongshouzhizhemenkou，hengmeidengyandahandao：“haishitaqushanshangkande？！”
“哎呀，失算了。”
panchangjiangdizhetou，youdianganga，shenshounaolenaonaodai：“caibikegaoshoua，wobalaochuxiangdetailihaile。”
“woxiangzhe，tazheigezhishang，bunengyicixingbaqianhuawanchedibailanba？”
sheixiangdao，tahaizhenlailegequanjiatonga！！
xiushanwupinmailegeqiquan，haiewaimaineimeduohaixian，zaiyouqianyejinbuzhuzheiyangzaoa！
“懒得跟你说。”
songdandanfanlegebaiyan，shuangshoubaozaixiongqian，houkaozailiangting，momosuanjizhe：“neitamenhaishishule，baqianhuaguangle。”
这波不亏！
jieguoduizijizuhaishiyoulide。
chuguoqiangzu，zheidibujiushigesikoua！
进退维谷。
maibumai，zuihoujieguodoushishuhahaha！！
“欸，不对啊！”
turan，zoudaobandaodehelaoshilengzhule，tazaishenshangpailepai，shuo：“wohaizaizheini！chulaoshizenmebandezheimuzhutou？”
“啊？！”
bailushuangyandengdedadade，jingyadao：“woyiweinidouchuqule！”
“meia，woqushanglegecesuo！”
wangjunkaijingle，zhanqishen：“shenmeqingkuang？zheimezhong，chulaoshiyigerenjiutaidongle？！”
不可能吧**？！
大力士啊！！
“嚯？”
panchangjiangjingyiyisheng，buguohenkuaifanyingguolai，zhizhewaimianshuodao：“bushi，neigepikachesijizaimenwaini，kendingrangtabangleyiba。”
“嗷对。”
wangjunkaigangayixiao，naolenaotou，chadianwanglezheicha。
zijiyeshi，yitiantiandekehuanxiaoshuokanduole。
naerlaideneimeduodalishi。
zhenshidalishi，dengdaoqishisuineitianyelaodezhuguaizhangleba？！
“nichulaoshi，biwonianjidoudajisui。”
songdandanchongzhemenkounuzui，qiaoqiaoshuo：“pashishenziguhaimeiwolisuoni，meipikachesijibangta，muzhupashilianchexiangdouxiabulai......”
songdandanhuagangshuowan，douhaimeilaidejixiaohuani。
下一秒。
轰轰轰~~！
yuanziqiangwai，jiuchuanlaileyizhenqichedehongmingsheng。
jingenzheshiluntaimocadimiandeciersheng，meijimiao，qichexingshishengjiujianxingjianyuanle。
“wo.....**？？！”
helingzhangdalezuiba，weidengshuangyan，manlianjingya：“pikachezoule？！！”
“不是吧？”
songdandanyilianchijing：“heling，nitingcuoleba？！”
“没有！”
panchangjiangzhandingjietie，nanrenduiyucheliangdehongmingshenghaishihenshuxide：“kendingzoule！！”
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蔡徐坤？
黄雷？！！！
zhengdangzhongrenzaijingyibudingdeshihou。
chuguoqiangdeshenyingcongmenkoutabuerru，bufajianding，huhushengfeng。
yidiantuonidaishuidoumeiyou。
shenhouzaiwurenheyigerendeyingzi。
就他独自一个人！！
tushouzhengjuzhesanbaiduojinliangmiduozhangdemuzhutou，zhijiexiaobupaojinleyuanzili。
yishunjian，quanchangzhenjing！！
kongqifangfodouninggule，suoyourenanjingdejiuxiang，lianhuxidouanxialezantingjianyiyang！
直播间同样如此，
wangyoumenyigegezaipingmuqiandengdaleshuangyan，zhenjingdeliandanmudouwanglefa！！
一时间，
zhenggeyibaiyishiduowanrendezhibojian，pingmushangjingranchuxianleguiyidedanmukongchuangqi！
直到10秒后，
zheichangjizhidejijingcaibeichediyinbao！！
danmuruchaoshuibanpenyongerlai！！！
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