《千禧年重生:我和我妈联手撕全家》 小说介绍
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erbomuxintengdibatabaozaihuaili,buleyidekanzhesongzhihua,“saozi,qiangqianghaishihaizia!bujiushiyitiaopeiqianhuodepoqunzima?nizhiyume!”
“nimenruguozaisuibianluanfanwojialidedongxi,wojiuqubaojing!yiqianneixiejialimomingqimiaojiuxiaoshidedongxi,shisheinazouwobuguan,dannimenyihoushoujiaoganjingdian!zheilishiwojia!”
songzhihuafanchangdeweihuzheqinshuyi,batabaozaihuaili。
qinshuyiheerbomutongyangzhenglengdetaitou。
takanzhemamanianqingdelian,tahaoxiang……younaligenyiqianbuyiyangle?
zenmehaimeiyoudengzijikaishi,mamajiuxianfankangle?
juqingbuduiawei!mamamingmingyizhinilaishunshoude,tahaiyaobaohumamani!
“强强,吃肉!”
wanfanshi,wangguifangguyibaroucaiduandaoerboquanjiamianqian,bachaoqingguaxianqidituidaoqinshuyimianqian,shengpaqiangqiangchibubaodebalazherou,quanbuduidaotadewanli,“qiangqiangbiyiqianshoule,deduochibubushenti!”
“tadoukuaipangchengdigangle。”
qinshuyibazhemifan,dishengtucao。
qiangqiangyaojiandefeirouhengchusanceng,zoululiangbudouhuiqichuan,haiyaobu?
wangguifangtingdaotadehua,mengdifanzhebaiyan,yinyangguaiqideshuo,“qiangqiangshizanmenjiadedumiao,kejinguizhe。yaoshizaiyiqian,yatoupianzidoubunengshangzhuochifan,xianzaikezhenshijiniganshanghaoshihoule!hainengnianshu,yaowoshuo,chenzaochuoxuequxuemenjishuhuozhegennimamaqubaitan,zaodianzhuanqianjiqiangqianghua,fanzhengyihoudoushiyaojiarenshenghaizide,nianshuyougepiyong!”
“laodajiade,qianjitiannibushijiyatoupianzimaigexuexiji?”
“tashizheyemeiyong,daihuierzhaochulaijiqiangqiangnahuiqu,qiangqiangzuijinzongchaozheyaowanyouxini。”
wangguifangniezheqiangqiangdeliandan,xintengdeqinleliangkou。
“多吃点,乖宝。”
songzhihuaturanzhanqilai,jiqinshuyidewanlijialejikuairou,youtianledianercai,xiaozheduitashuo,“nazhewandaoneibianquchi。”
qinshuyitinghuadezhanqilaizouleliangbu。
砰——
meidengtazhuanshen,jiutingdaobeihouchuanlaidejuxiang。
songzhihualengxiaozhexianfanfanzhuo,fancaiwankuaishuaisuimandi。
guntangdecaitangjianzaierbomuhenainaideshenshang,tamentongdeaoaojiao,qiangqianglianshanghaiguazhebankeyoumaicai,sixinliefeidiku,langbeihuajiyoukexiao。
“niyaoganshenme!”wangguifangqidexiangyaolunqiguaigundaren,xiabanshenquedongdanbude,zhinengdama。
songzhihuahaozhengyixiadicacashou,taitoukanzhejiren。
“burangwonverchi,nimenjiudoubiechile。”
“nimenchengtianlaijialichihe,yiweiwojiadeqianshidafenggualaide?jialidesuoyoukaizhidoushiwomeitianchuqubaitanzhuanhuilaide,qinxingdewuyeyoumin,zhizhidaohuijiayaoqian,chumenduqian,zhuoyibandengmeiyouyifenshitadaihuilaide。nimenxiangbailianzi,huijiaqubai!congmingtianqi,zheijialimeiyounimendefan。”
songzhihuakanzhewangguifang,“niyaoshixianqiwozhaogudebuhao,neigenzhetamenhuiqu。”
“laoer,nimenyebamajiehuiqujinjinxiaoxin,biezongshizuishangshuo。”
erbomuqidejiejiebaba,zhuaizheqiangqiangdegebojiuyaowangwaizou,zizhilikui,zuilimamalieliedeshuo:“chinimenjialiliangkoufan,haoxiangzhanleduodabianyiside,guaibudezhuanbudaoqian,huogainiyibeiziqiongsuan!”
“等等。”
songzhihuakanzhetamenchuanyifudeyangzi,zouguoqu,taishoubaerbomubozishangdeshajinchediao,youyibazhuaizhetabozishangdezhenzhuxianglian,renyouzhenzhusanluomandi,“zheikedoushiwodedongxi,zenmezaidimeideshenshang?nishihuobuqilema。yaoshirangbierenkanjianshuodimeideshoujiaobuganjing,diulegongzuokebuhao。”
“ni!”erbomuqidelianchenglezhuganse,henhendengleyiyanbanjuhuabuhangshengdeerbo,“nijiwojizhu!”
qinshuyizhanzaiyuandi,kanzhemuqindebeiying。
qianshidemuqinmingmingzongshirennai,renyouerbomuhenainaiqifude,xianzaizenmeyaobanyingqiqilaile?
buguotagengxihuanzheiyangdemuqin!
qinshuyizuijiaoyangqixiaorong,dunzaidishangyikekebazhenzhujianqilai,pengzaishouxindijisongzhihua。
“zou,jinwanmamajinifudaogongke,wanshangpeiniyiqishui。”
songzhihualazhetadeshou,buguhoumiannainaimamalieliedehua,zuandaofangjianli。
“re,nizuixihuandedabaitunaitang。”
youhuangdetaidengxia,songzhihuabianxifasideconghuailitaochuyidainaitang。
qinshuyidengyuanyanjingtaitou,buganxiangxindepengzaishouxinli,qianshidetazainainaidepianxinxia,youxiedixuetangheyingyangbuliang,suoyizongshixihuantoutouzanqianqumainaitang,zainaodaiyundeshihouchiyike。
songzhihuafaxianjici,bianhechitabuxuzaichi,huiduiyachibuhao。
liangrendoushiweiduifanghao,kepianpianzuochulaidexingdongquerangduifangwuhui,shenzhibicixianxi。
“yihoushuyixihuanchishenmejiuchishenme。”
songzhihuarouzhetadefading,zuozaitapangbian,dakaisujiaopidebenzi,kaishijizhezhangben。
qinshuyihaoqidecouguoqu,zhikanleliangyanjiufaxianbuduijing。
lianggebenzi,liangzhongzhangmu。
mamajingranzaizuojiazhang?zijiademaimai,shifangzhesheibuyaneryu。
chajuedaotajingyazhangdadezuiba,songzhihuayemeiyoumanzhe,xiaoyingyingdecongchoutizuixiamiandejiacengliquchulailiangzhangcundan,shangmianwuweishudejinerangqinshuyizhenjingdaotoutouqialezijiliangxia。
万元户!
mamajingranzheimezaojiushiwanyuanhule!
“zheishiwomenlianggedemimi,bunengrangqitarenzhidao,haobuhao?”songzhihuayongxiaomuzhigenqinshuyigoulegou,“guojitian,mamabacaishichangdetanweipanchuqu,daoguaibaoxuexiaofujinkaiyijiadian,zenmeyang?”
qinshuyimangbudiedediantou,tazhengxiangzhezenmequanshuomuqinbantanweini!
qianshizaiguobujiu,neipiancaichangjiuyaochaiqian,jiangcaitanbaibuxiaqu。
erxuexiaofujindejigewurenwenjindekongshangpuqueyinweixinzhengcedeyuanguhuobaoqilai,zujinzhanglewubei,erqieshinianhou,neipianxuequfazhanxunsu,fangdichandejiageyegenzheshuizhangchuangao,jidongloudefangzizhongjinnanqiu,shihenhaodetouzijihui。
qinshuyiwozhemamadeshou,zongganjuezhongshengyihou,shiqingdouhenshunli。
“renni?dousinaerqule!”
“给我煮碗面!”
qinxingdedeshengyinzaiwaimianchuanlai,zuixunxundeshuaizhedongxi。
秦舒怡吓得缩了缩。
songzhihuakandaotademoyang,basuishentingdeerjititadaishang,anweidixiaolexiaojiuqishenxiangwaimianzou。
“我陪你!”
qinshuyilazhemamadeshou,bunengrangtadandumianduizuijiudefuqin,jueduibuneng!
songzhihuayanmoulishanguoyisiyiwai。
munvliangkanzhetuifeitanzaishafalideqinxingde,tahunshensanfazhejiuwei,haiyinyinjiazazheliezhinvshixiangshuideweidao。
qinshuyiyiyanfaxiantabozixiamianleisiwenhendedongxi。
nandaozheishihoudeqinxingdejiuyijinggennvrenchuguile?mamazhidaoma?tashiweilezheigexianglihunma?
qinshuyixinlibodongshi,songzhihuazhuaqiyibeishui,duizheqinxingdemengdipoguoqu。
“你疯了是不是!”
qinxingdemengditiaoqilai,zhuazhesongzhihuadetoufa。
“妈妈!”
qinshuyidanxintaxiangshiqianshineiyangrennaibeida,zhengyaochongguoqubangmang,quekandaosongzhihuaduizheqinxingdedexiashenmengdichuaileliangjiao,chentachitongdaodideshihou,chaoqizhuozishangdedongxixiangtazaguoqu。
songzhihuabuzhinalilaideliqi,zhuanaoderangqinxingdebaotouduocuan,jiudouxingledaban。
“我看你是疯了!”
tingzhetadehua,songzhihuaqichuanyuyudebonongzhelingluandetoufa,yaozhehoucaoya,yanlidoushihenyidimadao,“congjinyihou,niheduobiehuilaisajiufeng!hedaoshuyi,wogennipinming!”
“fengnvren!zheishiwojia,nijiwogunchuqu!”
qinxingdeyaoyaohuanghuangdezhanqilai,calecazuijiaodexue,dengzheqinshuyima,“peiqianhuo!”
kantachaoqibandengyaozaguolai,songzhihuayouhenhenjiletayijiao,baozheqinshuyi,erhuabushuodehuidaofangjianli,shoushiliangjianyifuhetadeshubao,daizheqinshuyilikailejia。
千禧年重生:我和我妈联手撕全家