全网狂嘲？我靠毒舌爆红娱乐圈
《全网狂嘲？我靠毒舌爆红娱乐圈》 小说介绍
zaiqianjiaqianqiandexiaoshuo《quanwangkuangchao？wokaodushebaohongyulequan》zhong，sutangjiangcheshiyiweitiancaikexuejia。tadeyanjiuyinfaleyichangchaonenglibaofaxianxiang，renleishehuixianruhunluanzhizhong。sutangjiangchemianlinzhedaodeyulunlidekunjing，tongshiyeyaodiyulaizizhengfuheeshilidezhuibu。zheibuyanqingxiaoshuochongmankejiyuansuhedaodekaoyan，yijiduirenxingdesikao，kuhainankandexiao：“mei、meiguanxi……sutangjieyinggaibushiguyide……”【xitong：suzhuchenggongfanjilvcha，……jiangyinfaduzheduiweilaideshensi。
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“sutanggunchuyulequan！”“zuojingnengbunengqusia！”“chulehuicengjiangdingliuredunihaihuishenme？
”sutangyizhengyan，jiubeimanpingfeichierguodeedudanmucideyanjingshengteng。taxiayishimilemiyan，
zheicaifaxianzijizhengzhanzaiyigezhuangxiushehuadeketingli，sizhoubumanleshexiangji，
jizhanmingliangdedaguangdengzhengduizhetadefangxiang。zhanzaitamianqiandeshigeshenxingtingba、mianronglengjundenanren。
tachuanzhejiandandebaichenshan，quechendeqizhiyuefaqingleng，cikezhengyongyizhonghaobuyanshideyaneyanshendingzheta。
zheishi……nali？hailiangjiyirutongchaoshuibanyongrunaohai，sutangtaiyangxueyizhencitong，xianxiezhanbuwen。
tajingranchuanjinleyibenzuowangangkanwandeyulequanwenli，chenglelimianrenrenhandadezuojingnvpeisutang！
erxianzaizheigechangmian，zhengshiyuanzhucanjiadeyidangbeishouzhumudelianaizongyi《xindongxinhao》。jiuzaigangcai，
yuanzhubugujiemuguizehejiangchedemingquejujue，qiangxingyaohetazuduiwanchengjiexialaideqinglvrenwu，
yindezhibojianguanzhongyipianmasheng。anzhaoyuanshuqingjie，jiexialaitahuizaizheigejiemulijixuduijiangchesichanlanda，
tongshibuduanxianhaishuzhongnvzhu、zouqingchunluxiandelinwaner，zuizhongbeiquanwang**，candantuiquan，xiachangqiliang。
sutang：“……”zheishenmediyukaiju？“sutang。”lengliedesangyinxiangqi，daizhehaobuyanshideyanfan。
jiangchemeitoujinsuo，muguangrubingrenbansaoguolai：“woxiwangzheishizuihouyici。qingnizizhong，buyaozaijiuchanwo，
woduinimeiyourenhexingqu。”【gegemadehao！zaojiugaizheimeshuole！】【sutangyaodianlianba！
nengbunengzijuetuichujiemua！】【xintengjiangche，beizheizhongniupitangnianshangzhenshidaolebabeizimei！
】【jiemuzuzenmehaiqingtalai？jiushiweilezhizaohuatiexinrenma？】zhibojiandanmufengkuanggundong，
jihuquanshimasutangde。sutangshenxiyikouqi，qiangpozijilengjingxialai。
taxunsuhuiguleyixiayuanzhudechujing：yanjicha、qingshangdi、fengpingjicha，chulezheizhangkanchengjuesedelian，
jihuyiwushichu。erjiangchezuoweidangxiazuihongdedingliu，fensizhandoulijiqiang，yuanzhuzhiqianduocicengtaredu，
zaojiuchenglejiangfendeyanzhongding。zheijumian，jianzhishisiluyitiao。
jiuzaisutangsikaoshigaizhijiebailanhaishimianqiangzhengzhayixiashi，naozhongturan“ding”deyishengcuixiang。
【jiancedaosuzhuqianglieqiushengyu，“zhengnengliangchuanboxitong”bangdingzhong……】sutangyanjingyiliang！xitong！
shichuanyuezhebibeidejinshouzhi！【bangdingchenggong！benxitongzhizaichuanbozhengnengliang，jinghuayulequanfengqi！
qingsuzhuduimubiaorenwujiangche，shuochunuanxinguliyu：“jiayou，woxiangxinnikeyide！”，
renwujiangli：yanzhi+1。】sutangkanzhejiangcheneizhangxieman“moailaozi”delenglian，
youhuixiangleyixianaohaizhongyuanzhuwushucireliantieleng**haibeiduifangfensiwangbaodejiyi，
zuijiaokongzhibuzhudichouchuqilai。zheishenmepoxitong？haixiantasidebugoukuaima？“sutang，nitingjianmeiyou？
”jiangchejiantabantianbuhuiying，yuqigengjiabunaifan。xianchangdaoyanheqitajiabinyedoukanzhezheibian，muguanggeyi。
zuozaijiangcheshenpangdelinwanergengshiluchuyisibuyichajuededeyixiaorong。sutangshenxiyikouqi，
zaixitongbuduancuicuhejiangchebinglengmuguangdezhushixia，huanhuankaikou：“jia**you。”kongqishunjianninggu。
jiangche：“？？？”quanchanggongzuorenyuan：“！！！”zhibojian：【！！！】【tagangcaishuoshenme？！
】【woerduochuwentile？！sutangmaren？！】【**！tajuranganmajiangche？！
】【zheishipoguanziposhuailema？】【xitongjinggao：jiancedaosuzhuyanyubufuhezhengnengliangbiaozhun！renwushibai！
】sutangzaixinlifanlegebaiyan，mianshangqueduijiangcheluchuyigejiqifuyandejiaxiao：“tingbudongrenhua？yisishi，
liwoyuandian，nidangzhewohuxixinxiankongqile。”jiangcheneizhangwannianbingfengdejunlianzhongyuchuxianliehen，
nanyizhixindikanzheta。zheinvrenshifenglebucheng？yiqianbushitiantian“jiangchegege”jiaodeqinre，
bianzhefadiwangtashenbiancouma？【**！sutangchicuoyaole？】【tajuranmajiangdingliu？！
】【suirandanshi……youdianshuangshizenmehuishi？jiangchefensipingshitaixiaozhangle！
】【wozenmejuedesutangjintianbutaiyiyangle？
xitongcuowu……cuowu……jiancedaoyichangnengliang……zhongxindingyizhengnengliang……“dusheduirenxitong”jiazaichenggong！
suzhugangcaidexingweiyouxiaodajilemubiaorenwudexiaozhangqiyan，jiangli：dushezhi+10，xianjinyiwanyuanyidaozhang！
】sutangyileng，suijineixinkuangxi！zheixitong……nengchu！
《xindongxinhao》caiqudeshi24xiaoshizhibo+houqijianjibochudemoshi，zhizaijiguanzhongzuizhenshideguangan。
jiexialaidehuanjieshinannvjiabinhuxuanliwu。jiemuzuzhunbeilegeshigeyangdelihe，nannvjiabinfenbietiaoxuanyige，
ranhouhuxiangzengsong，yicikaiqijiexialaideyuehui。yuanqingjieli，sutanghuibugujiangchedefandui，
qiangxingbazijizhunbeidelianjiashouliansaijita，jieguobeijiangchefensibachushoulianjiagebudaoyibaikuai，
youshangleyiboresou，beichaofeng“qiongsuanhaixuerendaotie”。zheici，sutangkandoumeikanjiangcheyiyan，
jingzhizouxiangbaifangliwudezhangzhuo。tademuguangzailinlangmanmudeliheshangsaoguo，
zuihouluozaiyigekanqilaizuishunyandeshenlansesirongliheshang。jiuzaitashenshouqunashi，
lingyizhigujiefenmingdeshouyeshenxiangletongyigehezi。sutangtaitou，zhenghaoduishangjiangchebuyuedemuguang。“sutang，
zheigeshiwoxiankanzhongde。”jiangcheyuqiyijiulengdan，daizheguanyoudeminglingkouwen。yiwangtazheiyangshuohua，
yuanzhujiuhuiguaiguaituirang。pangbiandelinwanerroushengkaikou：“jiangchegegehenxihuanzheigehezini，sutangjie，
ninengbuneng……”“nikanzhongjiushinide？”sutangdaduantadehua，haobukeqidinaqineigeshenlanselihe，
manyouyoudidakai。limianshiyitiaoshejiganshizudeyinsexianglian，diaozhuishikebeijingjichanraodexingxing，
zaidengguangxiayiyishenghui。tanaqixianglian，duizheguangxinshang，yuqiqingpiaopiaode：“xienimingle？
haishinijiaotayishengtadaying？”jiangchebeiyedeyishishuobuchuhua，liansenankan：“niqiangciduoli！
”“bibushangni。”sutangqingxiaoyisheng，dongzuoliluodijiangxiangliandaizaizijibozishang，
xianxidesuoguyuyinsexianglianxiangdeyizhang，“bijing，bushisheidouxiangjiangdingliuyiyang，
tianshengjiujuedequanshijiedougaiweizhenizhuan。”taduizhezuijindejingtouweiweiyixiao，
zhijianqingdianjingjiandexingxingdiaozhui：“zheixiangliantingpeiwo，xiele。”【duidehao！jiangchefensipingshijiuaidaochusi，
zhengzhuyeyifugaogaozaishangdeyangzi！】【sutangjintianzhandoulibaobiaoa！】【tahaoxiangzhendebuyiyangle，
zheixiangliantadaizhequeshihaokan！】【turangetdaosutangdeyanzhile，yiqianzenmemeifaxiantazheimehaokan？
】jiangchedefensiqifengle，zaidanmufengkuangshuchu，danqiguaideshi，zhibojianzaixianrenshukaishibiaosheng，
henduobeijiangchefensiqifuguodebiejiafensipaolaiweiguan，shenzhiyourenjisutangshuaqilexiaoliwu。
【xitong：suzhujingzhuntucao，jielumubiaorenwuzidabenzhi，jiangli：dushezhi+20，meilizhi+1，
xianjinsanwanyuan！】sutangmolemobozishangdexianglian，ganjuegengshunyanle。jiexialaidefenzu，
sutanghaobuyiwaidiluodanle——meiyounanjiabinxuanzetazuoweiyuehuiduixiang。jiangchehelinwanerziranzuchengyidui，
lingwailiangduiyehenkuaipeiduichenggong。daoyanzuyouxieganga，zhengzhunbeilinshidiaozhengguize，
sutangquezhudongkaikou：“woyigerenyizujiuxing，zhenghaoqingjing。”talinzhejiemuzujiderenwuka，
xiaosadizhuanshenlikai：“zhugeweiyuehuiyukuai，wojiubufengpeile。”wancanhuanjie，
jiemuzuanpaisuoyoujiabinzaiyijiagaodangxicantinggongjinwancan。sutangyinweibaitiandedanduxingdong，
shouhuolebushaolurenhaogan，zhibojianrenqibujiangfansheng。xuduoguanzhonghaoqitayigerenquzuoleshenme，
daoyanzuyeteyijiletabushaojingtou。taluoluodafangdifenxianglezijixiawudexingcheng——quleyijiaxiaozhonghualang，
haizaifujindekafeitingkanlehuiershu。meiyoukeyimainong，dantantujianliuluchudeyishuxiuyanghecongrongqizhi，
rangbushaoguanzhongzhihu“fanchameng”。“sutangjiejintianyigerenwandehenkaixinni。”linwanerroushengshuo，
yandiqueshanguoyisijidu。jintiantahejiangchedeyuehui，yinweijiangchequanchenglengdan，hudongganga，
beibushaoguanzhongtucao“haowucpgan”。sutangqielekuainiupai，touyebutai：“ng，
bigenbuxihuanderenyingcouzaiyiqiqiang。”linwanerbiaoqingyijiang。jiangchezhoumei：“sutang，
nishuohuanengbunengbuyaozheimedaici？”“woshuonilema？”sutangzhongyutaiyan，
muguangzaijiangchehelinwanerzhijianzhuanlezhuan，“zheimejizheduihaoruzuo？”【hahahaxiaosi，sutangjintianshafengle！
】【tazenmeturanzheimehuishuole？】【suirandanshi，jiangchequeshiyoudianduihaoruzuolehaha】jiuzaizheishi，
linwaner“buxiaoxin”pengdaoleshoubiandeguozhibei，chengsedeyetizhenghaosazaisutangdeqianselianyiqunshang，
yunkaiyidapianwuzi。“duibuqi，sutangjie，wobushiguyide……”linwanerlikezhanqishen，yankuangfanhong，
chuchukelian，fangfobeiqifudeshita。jiangchelikehuzaitashenqian，bumandikanxiangsutang：“wanerbushiguyide，
nibiexiaotidazuo。”yuanqingjieli，yuanzhuhuidangchangbaozaofahuo，shuaibeizilikai，zuoshileedunvpeidexingxiang，
erlinwanerzeyinwei“shoujinghe”beijiangchewenrouanwei，youquanleyibocpfen。
sutangkanzhezijishileyipiandequnbai，youkankanlinwanerneizhuoliedeyanji，huranxiaole。“meishier，
”tayuqiqingsong，yezhanqishen，naqizijimianqianneibeihaimeidongguodehongjiu，“woyebushiguyide。
”huayingangluo，zaisuoyourenfanyingguolaizhiqian，banbeihongjiujingzhundipozailelinwanerbaisedelianyiqunshang，
yunkaiyidapiancimudehong。quanchangsiji！linwanerjingdaile，douwangleku。jiangchenubukee：“sutang！ni！
”“aiya，duibuqialinmeimei，”sutangzhazhayan，xuezhetagangcaideyuqi，“wobushiguyide，
nizheimedadu，kendingbuhuigenwojijiaode，duiba？”tazhuantoukanxiangdaoyanzu：“daoyan，woqunzizangle，
quhuanyijian，meiwentiba？”daoyanzuzaojiubeizheitufazhuangkuangjingdaile，xiayishidiantou。
sutangduizhejingtouluchuyigewugudexiaorong，zhuanshenyouyalichang，liuxiashenhouyipianhunluan。【hahahahahaha！
yiyahaiya！shuang！】【sutangzheicaozuosaoduantui！】【duifulvchajiudezheiyang！】【linwanerliandoulvle！
kantayihouhaiganbugan“buxiaoxin”！】【suirandanshi，zheiyangshibushitaiguofenle？】【guofenshenme？
mingmingshilinwanerxiandongshoude，zhixutapobieren，buxubierenpohuiqu？】linwanerqidehunshenfadou，
danzaijingtouqianhaideweichixingxiang，
kuhainankandexiao：“mei、meiguanxi……sutangjieyinggaibushiguyide……”【xitong：suzhuchenggongfanjilvcha，
weihuzishenquanyi，xingweichongmanzhengnengliang！jiangli：dushezhi+50，qichang+2，xianjinshiwanyuan！
jiesuojineng【jianchadaren】！】sutangzaixishoujianlikanzhedaozhangduanxin，ganjuezhoushenqichangdouqiangdalejifen。
tayongshijincashizhequnbaishangdeguozhizi，xinqingwubishuchang。jingzhongdenvhaimeiyanjingzhi，pifubaixi，
yinweigangcaineiyichu，shuangjiahaidaizhexiexuhongyun，yanshenqueliangdejingren。zheicaishitasutanggaiyoudeyangzi！
dangtahuanhaoyifuhuidaocantingshi，qifenyiranganga。jiangchechenzhelian，linwaneryanjinghonghongde，
qitajiabinyedouchenmozhe。sutangquexiangmeishirenyiyang，zhongxinzuoxia，jixuxiangyongtaneibanliangdeniupai，
shenzhihaixinqinghenhaodirangfuwuyuanjitajialebeihongjiu。“daoyan，xiayigehuanjieshishenme？”tazhudongwendao，
fangfogangcaineichangfengbocongweifasheng。jiexialaidejitian，sutangchedifangfeiziwo。jiangchezairenwuzhongguzuoshenchen，
fenxijushi？tazhijiedui：“jiandanshiqingfuzahua，**yeyaoyougexiandu。”linwanerzaifenzushizhuangrouruo，
biaoshizijiwanbuchengtilirenwu？tadangchangjiechuan：“zuotianbushihaizaijianshenfangjutiema？
jintianjiulianpinggaidouningbukaile？”jiemuzuanpaigangadezhenxinhuayouxi，wentadelixiangxing？
tazhijiexianzhuo：“wodelixiangxingshiyounaozi、bu**、bulvchadezhengchangren，zheijiemuliyinggaimeiyou。