《给古人直播现代生活,大家震惊了》 小说介绍
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秦朝。
qinshihuangruoyousuosidewendao:“kandaoneiguanghuapingzhengdedimianheneixieyonglaijianshendedongxilema?nengnongqingchushishenmema?”
“zhei……”dachenmendoumianmianxiangqu,tamenbushancidao,zhizhidao,neixiejianshenqicaidagai,kanyangziyinggaishijinshusuozuo。
“jingranyongzheimeduodejinshuzuoneigeshenmejianshenqicai!”
“yexuneigedifangshiguizuyouwanzhidi。”
“yedui,guizurucishechiyesuanzhengchang。”
yingzhengkanzhezheixiewaixingdechenzimen,fenfulisiquxunzhaomojiaderen,chulemojia,qitagejiadouzhaoyixierenguolai,youbeiwuhuan。
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kanwanyigeshipin,anranyouwangxiafan,shiguzhuangmeinvtiaowuheji。
yigegemeilipiaoliangdemeiren,tiaozhehuowumeihuosashuangdewuzi,kanderenyanhualiaoluan。
秦朝
qinshihuangkanzhemeishenmetaidadeganjue,suiranjuedequeshipiaoliang,dantaduinvseyiban,xinshenhaitingliuzaigangcaineigegongyuansheshihaiyouzijizaosifusuzishadeshiqingshang。
zheigeshipinweiyirangtazhuyidejiushifuzhuangle,kanqilaibuxiangshiyigechaodaidefengge,kanyangziyinggaishihoumianjigechaodai。
erhanchaoliubang,liuche,kanzhezheixiemeirenyanjingyiliang。
“jianzhijuesea!”bujinshirongmaohaiyouneigeqizhi,zitai。
kanguozheixiemeiren,zaikanhougongdepinfeimen,jiuyouxiebujinrurenyile。
唐朝
lishiminkanzhezheixiemeirenyebujinzantan,“rongmaoqizhiwuzijuejiaa,haiyouzheifuzhuang,guanyinbi,dabufenqueshishiwomentangchaofushishiba?”
“queshishide。”zhangsunhuanghoudiantou,“kanlaiwomentangchaoyinggaiyeyouhenduorenxihuana。”
“hahaha,wojiushuoma。”lishimindeyidao,qianmianneigebangdanmeitamentangchao,gujishitamentangchaoqiangda,meiyouneimeduozhidekexiderenwuheshiqing。
hunyonghaosezhijun,kandaomeirenmenjiudisuxialielexuduo,youxierangrenbameirenhuaxialai,quminjianxunzhaoxiangsizhiren,youxiekanzhehougongdepinfei,yuanbenjuedehaokande,duibizhixiadouanranshise,dashouyihui,juedingzaikaixuanxiu,xuanxiemeirenjingonglai。
shunzheupzhudezhuyeyoukanlexiemeirenhunjianshipin,meiduojiuwaimaijiudaole。
anranguandiaoshouji,lianmangkaimenquna。
suiranshoujiguanle,danzhibobingmeiyouzhongduan,zhongrenzhikandaobaimangmangyipian,ranhoutingdaoyigenvrendeshengyin。
meiguoyihuier,yigenvrenjiuchuxianzailetianmushang,shoulitizheshenmedongxi。
zhengdangzhongrenyihuo,jiujianneinvzidakailehezi,luchulimiandeshiwu,ranhouzhongrenjiuguankanletamenrenshengzhongdediyichangchibo。
anrandiandeshihongshaorou,pijiuyahehongshaoqiezi,zheijiadiandefancaisexiangweijuquan,tajingchangdian。
zhongrenkanzheneiyikanjiushifenhaochidefancaiyanleyankoushui。
yixierenlianmangbazuohaodefancaishengchulai,jiuzheanrandechiboxiafan。
suiranchibudao,dankanzheneimehaochidefancaiheanrandechixiang,turanjuedeyiwangyibanshenzhinanyixiayandefancaituranmeiweileqilai。
laobaixingmenmeijianguo,chibudaoyechibuqi,danneixiehuangdi,youqishitangchaozhiqiandehuangdijiuxinsuanle,xiangzheyiwangmeiweideshiwu,xianzaihuranjuedenanyixiayan。
zheihoushideguizudouchirucizhihaoma?
yaoshirangtamenzhidaohoushiputonglaobaixingdouchidezheimehao,gujiyaopodafangle。
chiwanfan,anranzaishafashangtangleyihuier,louxiaturanchaoleqilai,talimafanshenerqi,nazheshoujilaidaochuangbian,wangxiakanqu。
tazhuzaishisanlou,xiamianqingkuangkanbutaiqing,weilenengkanqing,tadakaishoujiluqilexiang。haozaiduifangshengyinhenda,tingdeqingdazhizhuangkuang。
qingkuangjiushinandechugui,zaiqizishangbanqijian,daizhexiaosanlaijialihugao,beibushufuqingjiahuijiadeqizidailegezhengzhe。
ruguozhiyouqiziyigerenhaihao,daomeideshiqizixiongdizhenghaoyegenzhelaile,xiaosanhezhangfubeirengaomadadeliangxiongdiladaolelouxiakuangzou。
qiziyegenzheda,yibiandayibianmazhangfuxiaosan,zuihouhuijia,bazhangfudedongxidourenglechulai,binggaosutayaolihun,haizidougenta。
zhangfuziranbuyuanyi,danlianggegaodaxiongmengdexiaojiuzizai,tagenbenbuganshuoqitade,zhihaoxianhuiliuliudelikai,xiangzhedengqiziqixiaolezaihuilaiquanquan。
anrankanlegerenao,jiejuhaibushineizhongrangrenruxianzengshengdedatuanyuanjuqing,manyidezuohuishafashang,ranhoubashipinfajileguimi。
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gudaizhongren,shixiansuizheshoujishexiangtouyidong,zuihoudinggezaichuanghuwai。
kanzhezheimegaodegaodu,laobaixingmenfenfenhedetuiruan。
“haogao,zhuzheimegaobupadiaoxialaima?”
“youqianrenzuihuiximingle,kendingbuhuiyouweixiande。”
“zheimegaoshizenmejiandea?”
“youqianjiuxingba……”yigenianqingxiaohuochiyidao。
genzheixiemeizenmejianguoshimiandelaobaixingbutong,shijiaguizuhehuangdimen,kanzhezheimegaodelouceng,gengjiazhenjingbuyi,youqishigangcaiyishanerguodeqitajianzhu,bizheigenggao。
zheishizenmejiande?youqishizaizheishangmianhuizhubushaorendeqingkuangxia。
haiyouneitoumingdedongxishishenme?liulima?jingranyourucitoumingdeliuli?nengshiyongzheimeduodeliuli,zhuzaizheilidehuishishenmeren?
liuligudaichunqiuzhanguojiuyou,dantoumingbolimingmoqingchucaichuxian。
kanzhezheitoumingdeboli,yixieliuligongjiangyanjingyiliang,kaishizaixinlizhuomozenmecaineng**chutoumingdeliuli,daoshihoukendingnengzhuanyidabiqian。
haimeidengdajiaduozantanxiahoushidegaoloudasha,zhongrendezhuyilijiubeilouxiadeshiqingxiyinle。
kandaoyinvzijingranrangxiongdidazijizhangfu,zhiyinweiduifangyouqileqitanvren,yixienanrenzhoumei,dangneinvzikaishidongshoudamazijizhangfudeshihou,nanrenmenkaishifennuchusheng。
“zheinvzi,jingranruciduidaizhangfu,jianzhibukeliyu。”
“妒妇!毒妇!”
dangzuihoutingdaonvrenyaobazhangfuganchujiamen,shenzhiyangyanyaolihunshi,mashenggengzhongle。
zheizhongqingkuangtangyihoudechaodaiqingkuangyouweiyanzhong,qianmiandechaodai,duiyunvzizheifangmiandeshufubuzhong,helizaijiadebushao,suiranyebutailijieyinweizhangfuyouleqitanvrenjiuheli,danyemeitaidafanying。
erjingliguochengzhulixuezhihou,duinvzishufuyouweiyanzhongdechaodai,youqishishidafudushurenzhong,fanyingjuda。
zaitamenyanli,bieshuoyouyigenvrenle,jiusuanyouhenduonvren,jiusuanzhangfuzenmeduidaiqizi,qiziyezhinengnilaishunshou,zhangfushitian,qizizenmekeyidama,shenzhihaiganzhudongtiheli。
tamenzaineiliruma,biandishipinlidenvzi,shenzhihaizaoyao,shuokendingshitashuixingyanghuapanshangleqitananren,suoyicaihui、caigantihelideshi。
yigegekouzhongyourusiwen,bushoufudao,guoranweinvziyuxiaorennanyangye,yijiyixiegengnantingdehua。
 
                 给古人直播现代生活,大家震惊了
                                给古人直播现代生活,大家震惊了