让你直播才艺，你惊动警员大哥?
《让你直播才艺，你惊动警员大哥?》 小说介绍
dujiaxiaoshuo《rangnizhibocaiyi，nijingdongjingyuandage?》shijueyueqingkongzuixinxiedeyibendoushileixiaoshuo，gushizhongdezhujiaoshisuyunzhangzhenghuai，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：suyungangcaidebiaoxianshizaitaikuazhang，taibukesiyile，jiuliantazijidoumeifanyingguolai，hekuangshizheixieyizhizaiguankandeshuiyou？……...
《让你直播才艺，你惊动警员大哥?》 第3章 苏云直播间人数激增 免费试读
“wocao，zhendejiade？”
“zhubonilaoshijiang，shibushihunbuxiaquyongtexiaole？”
“yonghu：qinglongdashanglezhuboyizuofeiji！”
“zhubozheishishenmeqingkuang？nizenmebandaode？”
“yonghu：rongchengxiaojinghuadashanglezhuboyizuofeiji！”
“zhuboshiwuxuedashi？”
“loushangshibushisha，haohaodewuxuedashibudang，paolaizuoyigexiaoxiaodezhubo？”
“texiao，kendingshitexiao！”
“budongjiuwen，zhibonengtexiaoma？”
“qianmiandedanmu，jianyiniqukanyixiawaiguoyigexiaoge，zhibopkyongkongbutexiao，hehuduifang，haiwaihenhuo！”
“yeyoukenengshitiqianzuohaodelubotexiaoni？”
“woshuo，youmeiyoukenengbushitexiao，shidaoju？？？”
“……”
zhibojiandedanmushuliangzaibiaosheng！
suyungangcaidebiaoxianshizaitaikuazhang，taibukesiyile，jiuliantazijidoumeifanyingguolai，hekuangshizheixieyizhizaiguankandeshuiyou？
cishijihumeirenganxiangxinyanqiandeyiqie。
neikeshipukepaia，tamendoukandeqingchu，suyunnadebushineizhongxinmaidepuke，ershitebieruande。
zheizhongqingkuangxia，bieshuoyongpaifeijinmuzhuangle，napaqieduanhuangguadoushinanshangjianan。
可是苏云呢？
tajingranyikouqiquanzuodaole。
zheigenbenjiubushizhengchangrenleinengbandaode！
“竟然成了……”
suyunhuranhuiguoshenlai，dantahuranyishidao，zijiyijingcongneizhongxuaneryouxuandeganjuetuilechulai。
tameiyouquguandanmudeqingkuang，ershibizheyanjingshituzaicixunzhaoneizhongganjue。
kezheiciqueyiwusuohuo，neizhongdutededunwugan，sihuzaizijiganjuedaoxiyuezhihoujiuchedixiaoshi，biandewuyingwuzong。
“gangcaizenmehuishi？weishenmehuituranjinruyizhongteshudezhuangtaili？”
suyunyouxiemangran，yihandezhengkaishuangyan，bumianyouxieshiluo。
zhijuegaosuta，gangcaideneizhongzhuangtaiyidancuoguo，bianhennanzaicijinru，wanghouzaixiangdunwu，yebuzhidaoshishenmeshihoule。
erqie，yebuzhidaoneishishenmeqingkuang，weihehuiruci？
nandaoshizijizhongshengdejinshouzhi？
suyunrenbuzhuhusiluanxiangzhe。
不过。
saiwengshima，yanzhifeifu。
suishuowufazaizhaodaogangcaidezhuangtai，danzhibojianjizengderenshu，haishirangsuyunjingxi。
什么情况？
suyunnaqishouji，zheishihoucaiyishidaozijigangcaidejudongzaipangrenkanlaiyouduomejingren。
youzuzushigerendashanglefeiji！
zaitasuozaidedoushazhibojiannei，yigefeijidejiageshi100kuai，zheishigejiushiyiqiankuaile，napahepingtaiwuwufen，suyundaoshouyehainengyouwubai。
erqie，feijizuidadezuoyongbushijiqian，shizengjiapuguang！
zaizheizhongqingkuangxia，suyuneranfaxian，zijidezhibojiancongyikaishideyibailairenkaishifengkuangtiaodong，neidaibiaoguankanrenshudeshuzizhijietiaozhangdaowubai，yiqian，ranhouliangqian，sanqian！
daolezheizhongdibu，zengzhangderenshucaiyousuohuanman。
“zhuboganshenmele，nimenzheimejingya？”
“zhubobajingtoufangdaomuzhuangshangkankan，wobuxinyigeruanpukenengqiedaomuzhuangliqu！”
“jiushi，zheiyaobushilubotexiao，huozheshidaoju，wobajianpantunle！”
“shaqingkuang，zhuboyongpukepaiqiekailemuzhuang？”
“xiaosi，wocongzhubogangkaizhibojiukanle，lianxukanleyigeyue。”
“tayikaishilianfeipaidoukunnan，houmianturanyixiajiulihaile，hainengyongkapaiqiekaimuzhuang，zheizenmekeneng？jibenshichuitexiaole。”
“dui，woyeshicongzhubogangkaishijiukande，tayikaishineigejiqiaolianwodouburu，zheijinbuyetaikuazhangle，youdianjia。”
“waiguozhibobushaotexiaowanjia，yigetaolude，wodong，houmiankendinghaiyoupkyongtexiaozhenghuo。”
“……”
caiganglaideguanzhongbuzhidaofashengleshenme，erneixielaoguanzhongzegengjiajidong。
tamencongyikaishijiujianzhengsuyundezhibo，mudutacongduifeipaiyiqiaobutong，zhujianyanbianchengrujindeweili，kezheigenbenrangrennanyizhixin。
yigeyuea，zhengchangrennengganshenme？zheidianshijianduiyurenlaishuotaiduanzanle，shenzhibuzuyizhichengyigerenxuehaoyigejineng。
zhengyinruci，suyunkapaideweilicaihuirangtamengengjiabuganxiangxin。
jianzhuangsuyunxiaolexiao，zhijienaqishoujizoudaozijichangyongdemuzhuangshang。
zaijingtouzhanshixia，neizhangruanmianmiandekapaiyouyidabanbaoluzaikongqizhong，yinweizhangshijiandeshiyongyijingcheditanta，kanqilaihaoxiangyizhangzhi。
danlingyixiaoban，queshishizaizaideqierumuzhuangzhizhong，lingrenwufaxiangxin。
sheinengxiangdao，suyunfeichuqudekapaiweilinengyouzheimeda？
“muzhuangyouxieruanle，buranqiebudaozheimeshen。”
suyunzeshiyouqitadekanfa，tamolemoyanqiandemuzhuang，nengmingxiangandaoyizhenrouruo。
zheiqishishiyizhongqingmu，biemingbaersa，shisuoyoushangyemucaizhongzuiqingyezuirouruande。
ruoshihuanchengqitadeyingmu，kapaikendingqiebudaozheimeshen，buguogenjusuyunguji，zijigangcaineiyixiadeweiliyinggainengqiedaoyingmudebiaomian，weilitongyangshizu。
“wojiuzhishuoleba，zheizhubokendingshiwantexiaohuozhedaojude。”
cishi，danmushangyigerenxiyinlesuyundezhuyi。
“shouxianmingqueyidian，wobenrenshididoudaxueshuzimeitiyishuzhuanyede，duitexiaofeichangjingtong。qici，wopengyoushishengwuxuezhuanyede，gangcaiwenletadeyijian，nicaizenmezhe？wopengyoushuobukeneng。”
“weishenmeshuobukenengni？yuanyinhenjiandan，wojujigelizidajiayinggaijiumingbaile。”
“zhongsuozhouzhi，mayinengjuqibizijidajibaibeidewuti，danshidaxiangxingma？daanshifoudingde，rutongdaxiang、zhangjingluzheiyangyileideshengwu，tamennengjuqidezhongliangshizishende0.1beidao0.5bei。”
“zheishiyinweigugehejirouqiangdushianmianji（chiduercifang）zengzhangde，erzishentizhongantiji（chidusancifang）zengzhang，suoyinimenzhidaozhubozheiyixingweidaibiaozheshenmema？”
“meicuo，tachaoguole‘renlei’zheizhongshengwudejixian。”
“ruguodanchundeyongkapaiqiekaihuanggua、qieruxigua，zheihenhaolijie，bulunhuangguahaishixigua，tamendebiaopidouhencuiruo，keshimuzhuangshiwanquanbutongdegainian，tademidutaidale，zhiyoutaiguocuiruo，bulunruhezheidoubufuherentilixue。”
“genghekuangwohaibaocunlezhubogangcaideluxiang，wofaxianyigehenyouyisidedian，jiushizhubozairengkapaideshunjian，neigekapaibiandefeichangmohu。”
“jiangluxiangzhuzhenmanfangshibunanfaxian，neizhangkapaizaikongzhongxuanzhuandejingtoujihuquanchengdoushimohude，zhongjiangengshipingkongxiaoshilejigezhenshu，zheiyiweizheshenmexiangbidajiadouhenqingchuba？meicuo，zhuboshiyigetexiaogaoshou。”
“zheizhongjianjideshoufazaizhuanyeshuyuzhongjiaodongzuoshunjie+danru/danchu，xiwangdajiaxiangxinkexue，wojiqihuaiyizhuboshizaizhiboqijiancharuletiqianluzhidetexiao。”
“zhibowantexiao，qishibingbunan，dajiabuyongjingya，xianzaizhibozhenghuodetaiduole，wuhuabamen，yongtexiaozhibodeyebuzaishaoshu，biruqianbujiuneigehenhuodewaiguoxiaoguozhenghuokongbutexiao，doushiyigedaoli，yeshizaizhiboshiwanchengde。”
“dangran，yebupaichudaojudekenengxing，danzheigewojiubudongle。”
zheiweiidjiaodadashudeshuiyoudaiqileyipianjiezou，yerangqitarenhuangran。
“nanguaikandezheimemomingqimiao，yuanlaishizheiyang。”
“meiwenhuadewozhinengshuoyishengwocao！”
“loushangshuodehuawojibennenglijie，qishidongwudezhitililiangshiyoujirouxingzhihegangganyuanlijuedingde，dongwudezhitililiangyeshikefuzulideguocheng，liyonggangganyuanlichanshengliliang。ranerzheizhongganggandoushifeiliganggan，yejiushizulibeidayudonglibei。”
“womendouzhidao，dongli×donglibei=zuli×zulibei。zheiyiweizhejiroushousuolimeizengjiayibei，zulibeiqianduan（shouzhangshang）chanshengdeliliang，yejiushishifangdeliliangbingbushizengjiayibei，ershijianshaoyibei。”
“zheimelaikannimenyinggainengzhidao，zhuboruoshizhennengjiangpukeqierumuzhuang，jiujingdeyongduodadeliliangba？suoyiconggenbenshanglaijiang，zheishibukenengde。”
“666666，liangweidalaoniubi！”
“zheishiwoxiaoshengchujinjisaishibaiderennengkandema？”
“meigezidounengkandong，danlianqilaijiukanbudongle。buguodagaiyisinenglijie，zhubozheizhongshibukenengdeduiba？”
“对，就是这样。”
wangyouwangchuanqiushuidianping：wulunyongduomehualidecizaodouyiwufaxingrong《rangnizhibocaiyi，nijingdongjingyuandage?》zheipianwenzhangdejingcaichengdu，suoyiwozhixiangshuoyiju：jueyueqingkongnindexiaoshuotaiganren，kefouzaijiagengyizhang？
wangyounishuaibuguowodianping：taihaokanle，meicidoushebudekan，yaozanershiduozhangyiqikan，qingjiejincou，taijingcaile，xiwangzuozhedadanengsibeisugengxin。