开局拔我氧气管？我成仙人你哭啥
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第2章
“nishuoshenme？”wangxuebukezhixin，jiulianyipangdeliuxiufenyelengzhule。
luotianlianseshunjianchenlexialai。
“woshuorangnimengundoushikeqide，burandanimenzouma？”
zhidaocishi，wangxueyiranzixindeshuodao：“hao，nijizhunishuodehua，liuxiufennitinghaole，yihoujiushiniguizhelaiqiuwo，yebiexiangrangwojiajinnimenjia。”
“滚！”
luotianpengdeyishengjiangfangmenguanshangle。
zaiwangxuedexinli，luotiangenbenjiubukenengzheiyangzuo，yidingshinalichucuole。
liujinglijinlejinmeitoudao：“nibushuotashenmedoutingnidema？”
“doutemelaini，gangcaikenengshijiandaonibashoufangwozheili，tabugaoxingle。”
“yedui，neibashiwanzenmeyederangliuxiufenqianzia，dengnikaowanshi，zanmenhaidequsanyazijiayouni，bixudezugelafengdefaqi。”
wangxuelenghengdao：“fangxin，woyidingrangtamenjiajiufan，xianbatamenlianggefenkai，daihuiluotianzoule，nijiuzaizheimota。”
lianggerenshangliangtuodang，jicongcongdebenkaochangqule。
luotianlinzoudeshihou，tedizhufumuqinbuyaosuibianjirenkaimen，yidingdengtahuilai，tahaijiangjinhedaizoule。
julijinrukaochanghaiyoushijifenzhong，wangxuemeiyoujinqu，xianzaimenkoudaledianhua，dezhidongxizailuotianshouli。
suihoutazhijiejiangdianhuadalechuqu，henkuaiyibangshenchuanqingshandeqingniandengzailekaochangzhiwai。
ercishideluotianyecaihuanghuangyouyoudezoujinkaochang。
“zhuyikaochangjilv，kaoshengbayukaoshiwuguandedongxishouhao，fangjinmenkoudechuwujuli，ruyouzuobi，yanchengbudai。”
kaoshidelingshengxiangqi，luotiankanleyanshijuan，naqigangbifenbijishu。
daolun，yongshi15fenzhong。
丹道，用时8分钟。
xiuxianshizhanyuyingyong，yongshi3miaozhong，zhixielesigezi“ganjiuwanle”！
zhiyuqitadelilunkemu，luotiandouyibuchaoguo5fenzhongdesuduwancheng。
“老师交卷！”
zheiyixiliecaozuoxialai，kandeqitakaoshengyilianmengbi。
jiankaolaoshishigechuanzhedaopaodelaozhe，benlaizonghejikeyiqikaoshi，diejiajideshijianshi10gexiaoshi，zheiyeshikaoyankaoshengdedingli、nailigensulv。
meixiangdao，luotianjuranmeiyongshangyigezhongtouquandougaodingle。
tabujindeyaoyaotou，antanxianzaidekaoshengshuipingtaicha，tianziyecha，jianzhibukejiuyao。
jiankaolaoshimeitoujinsuo，jingyinzhuangtaizoudaoluotianshenpang，qingqingqiaoleliangxiazhuozi。
“haimeidaojiaojuanshijian，nandaoniduinizijideweilaijiuzheiyangsuibianma？”
“nixubuxuyaozaixiangxiang，haohaodedayixia......”
jiankaolaoshidehuahaimeishuowan，muguangyijingsaoshiguoluotiansuoyoudeshijuan。
jihusuoyoudeshitiquandoutianman，bujinruci，zhengquelvjueduichaoguojiujiucheng，youqishidaolun，yipianshangwanzidelunshu，rangtakandexuemaipenzhang，zailuotianshenbianzuzuzhanleshifenzhongyouyu。
这他么是奇才啊？
shangcinengyouzheiyangcaozuodekaosheng，haishizailongdouchuxiande，doushiyibainianqiandeshierle。
suiji，tadelianshangluchulenanyiyangaideqiexi。
“你叫罗天？”
luotianhuitoukanlekanqitadekaosheng，shenchushizhixuleyisheng，jiezhedianlediantou。
laoshixingfendejiangshijuanshouqilai，zhijiezhuangjinlezifengdaili。
henkuai，luotianzouchulekaochang，yutayiqizouchukaoshiloude，haiyoujigeqitagaozhongdekaosheng。
yiweishencaijihao，chuanzhezanglanseshaqundenvhai，tongyangxiangkaochangdamenzouqu。
lianggerenzhenghaozouzaiyiqi，xianghuzhijiansihuhenyoumoqidedianlediantou，geziqulezijidebao。
nvhaixianzouchuledamen，yingjietadeshijigeshenchuanziyidezhongnian。
qizhongyiweidashouyishen，pingkongchuxianyibingzhanlandegujian。
“御剑？”
weiguanderenyigegerangchuyitiaolu，nvhaisuijitashanggujian，zhanzaishumingzhongnianrendezhongjian，yangzhangerqu。
bankongzhong，nvhaiduishenbianderenqingshengdao：“diaochayixiawoshenhoudeneigeren。”
“是。”
dengdaoluotianchuledamenzhihou，weiguandejiazhangdouyongyiyangdeyanshendingzhetakan。
“gangcaizouchulaideshimojiaxiaojie，kezheixiaoziyoushishei？”
“mojiaxiaojieshishenmeren，renjiakaoshijiushizougexingshi，zaishuolewotingshuomoxiaojiekaoshigenbenjiubuyongfeijing，shijicimonikaoshidoushimanfen，suoyizaochulaizhengchang。”
luotiantinghou，yangtoukanzheyuanqudegujian，buxiedeniuguotouzhigulikai，tahaixiangjinkuaihuijia，haohaoyanjiuxiazhiqiandexitong。
“neizheigexiaozigujijiushishayebuhui，tiqianfangqileba？”
“duiya，youjigenengxiangmoxiaojieneiyangde。”
jiazhangmendeyifanxianyansuiyu，luotianbingmeiyouzaiyi，fandaoshizhuyidaojiaoluolishenchuanqingyideren。
dengtashanglegongjiaochezhihou，neixierendemuguangshizhongdingzhekaochangmenqian，sihuzaidengshenmeren。
shoujiyitongzhendong，luotianhuandaozuihouyipai，dakaileshouji。
“zhilibishiyongqixianhaiyouliangtian，xiaohaoshouyuanyitian。”
什么情况？
yongxitongzengsongdedongxi，haiyaoxiaohaoshouyuan？
“rusuzhuxuyaotianbushouyuan，kejiequdengzhirenwu。”
接还是不接？
zheigangkaigua，jiuyaojianshaoshouyuan，neijueduibuxing，tahaiyaoxiuxian，shouyuanbuzuxiuxianhaiyoushenmeyiyi，ruhebaochou？
接！
“xinshourenwu1，wuyeshierdianzhiqianzhaodaotiangouyizhongbingjianlilianghaoguanxi，xiansuozaijiaoqugongyuanfujin。”
luotianzaixinlijiangxitongzuzongshibadaiwenhouleyibian。
“suzhumaren，renwushijianjianshaoyixiaoshi。”
“wo......”xinligangyaozaima，luotianxunsushouzhule。
zijixiangshenmexitongdouzhidao，zheikebushihaoshier，yihoubixuxiangfabimian。
kanleyanshijian，haiyoushigexiaoshi，qugongyuanzhaotiaogou，yinggailaideji，jiranshitiangouyizhong，neiyidingshiyuzhongbutong，bunan。
tazaixiayizhanhuanleche，xunsuqianwangjiaoqugongyuan。
erkaochangneidekaoshengmendoululuxuxudezoulechulai，yibufenyijingbeijiazhangjiezoule，wangxueyejicongcongdechulemen，zhibenjiaoluo。
“rangnimendingzhederenchulaimeiyou？”
“meijianzhe，womenjigerenkeshihuanzhedingni。”
“ng，shijianhaizao，gujitabukenengchulaineimekuai。”
wangxuezhisuoyiruciduding，jiushiyinweimeicimonikaoshi，luotiandechengjibitayaochadehenduo，jiashangtayoushigedanxiaomojideren，budawantishijueduibuhuichulaide。
wangxuegenzheshenbiandejigeqingnianyizhidengdaozhengwu。
zhongrenhaiweijianluotianchulai，yigeliuzhezhangfadenanzicoudaowangxueshenbian。
“yuliangshixionglaidianhuale，rangnikaoshiwanshierqudaoguanzhaota。”
wangxuehaidianzhejiaowangkaochanglikan，shizhongmeikanjianren，zhidaomenweijiangdamensuosi，tachedishayanle。
“dajie，luojiadexianyuankebunengchale？”yourentixingwangxue。
wangxuezhidaoxianyuanduitalaishuojiushiqian，taxingchongchongdexiangmenweihoudao：“libianhaiyourenmeichulai，nizenmejiuguanmenle？”
“nishishenmeren？libianyigerendoumeiyou，womenyaofengjuanle，qingnijinkuailikai。”
menweihechizhe，wangxuechedimengle。
nandaoluotianzhendetiqianzoule？
bunadaoxianyuan，buguangtadidibunengjinrudaoguan，zijigenyuliangdeduyuejiushule，zijikeshiyongyiwanziyoulaizuoduyuede。
yuexiangwangxueyuejuedexinlibugan，naqidianhuajiudalechuqu。
“shixiong，zaimafanniyijianshier，bangwozhaodaoluotian。”
“meiwenti，buguochoumakedejiale。”
wangxuezhidaojiachoumajiushiduopeishixiongyiwan，kepeiyiwandeshiergenbashiwanbi，tajuedebukui。