塌房的我拿诺奖更火了
《塌房的我拿诺奖更火了》 小说介绍
doushiticaixiaoshuo《tafangdewonanuojianggenghuole》shi“fanmiaomiaodeyu”dadadeyuanchuangjiazuo，gaishuyiqixianwangwanqingweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：zheishidangxiazuihuodehongdongzhenggeneiyudeshehuiredian，meiyouzhiyi。zheirangrenchengmujieshedequanwanghuatiredu，qixiandounanmianxinshengyiwen，tazheishitinaweidarenwudangzai……
《塌房的我拿诺奖更火了》 第一章 刚来就塌房了？ 免费试读
“susu，ayizhiyounver，meiyouerzi，nijiudayingayiba。”
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“zhiyunibeiwuxiandeshiqing，ayiyehuibangnizhaoquanneiguanxijiejue。”
……
weixinlianxirenliebiaozhongbeizhu“peiayi”falailejitiaoxiaoxi。
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“还有这种好事？”
qixianxinyuebuyi，jibianzheishizaimengli，yeshitajidongbuyi！
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ayi，wobuxiangnulile。
jiurangwoquni……denverba。
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【xuexicitiao：jiduzilv】
【xiaoguo：“xuexirumi，wufaziba”，jinjiexuebadetiaojianzhiyi。】
zheigemenghaizhenshiguangguailuli。
在半梦半醒之间。
qixianmobuzhetounao，zijizenmehuimengdaofuposhangganbaoyangta？
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nandaoyinweitadehaogemencaopangziyizhixiangbangfupo，yingxiangdaotale？
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yijuhua，jipaxiongdiku，youpaxiongdizhenbangshangfupo。
qixianshicongxiaozhenzouchulaideputongjiatingdehaizi。
nianqingshihou，xinhuaiyoumeng，tianzhenderenweizijijiushizheigeshijiedezhujiao。
dangyicicibeishehuidudazhihou，caifaxianzijilianyigepeijiaodoubushi。
zheixienian，baoshou996、007，gongzuodeburuyi，qinyoudebuduancuihun。
chedai、fangdai，cuihunyali……
生活地一团糟。
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rujinyijingsanshierli，huiguguowang，tadeqianbanshenghehenduorenyiyang，haowuyiwenshizaogaoyushibaide。
youshihoutananmianhuixiang，yaonengyouyicizhenguidehuidaoguoqudejihuijiuhaole。
可惜这只是奢望。
……
首都，一栋豪宅内。
中午。
“di！di！di！……”
zaiyizhangdachuangshang，qixianmimihuhudexinglai，zhenggerenshuiyanmenglongdeyishounaqichuangtoubiandeshouji，huapingjiesuo，gerenshejiaoweixin、weibodengdouxianshiyidachuandexinxiweidu。
“ai？iphoneshouji？jintianshi2017nian2yue……”
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“si，wochengchuanyuezhele？”
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3suishiyiyiming“susu”chuciliangxiangyuyingping。
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damingxingyangshifeiyanxiazhiyiyirendingzhenggeshijianshizhende，anshiqixianshiguocuofang。
guoneishizhiqianyigongsilaozongdenver，neiyuhaochengnvbansicongdezhoutiantianfawenpaohong：“zhendangzijishishenmezhenguominnanhaile，zhangzheyizhanglianhejifenmingqi，zaisixiaxingzheexingoudang。nihaishinanren，jiulimadaoqian！”
jinmayinghouchenqinyeshengyuan：“jiechuguo@fenguannvtuan，tamendoushiyiqunhaonvhai。woxiangxinxiaoguniangbuhuishuohuang。”
yingshineimouweidegaowangzhongdelaoxiguyexiachangpinglun，gongranzhiwen：“zhengyihezai？renpinhezai？”
……
zaizhenggeshijianhaiweiminglangdingxingdeqingkuangxia，zheixiezixu“shenzhangzhengyi”degongzhongrenwudouxianruweizhudeyipianxianglewangwanqingtamen，ziyiweiyizhanzaizhengyideyifang，rendingleqixianzhendexsaoraoleliangweinvhai。
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zhicijiezouchedibeidaiqilaile。
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“woxianmujidudaokunkunfazi……”
……
weiboshangwushuqixiandefensifangpo，fenfentuofen！
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“liejiyiren，gunchuyulequan！”
……
qizhongzheiyoubushaojiduanfensi。
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henduojiduanfensiyoufenzhuanhei。
tamenbuhuiyinweiqixianzhenxsaoraonvfangerguaizuiqixian，danquebunengrongrensaoraodeduixiangbushitamen。
zheirelaibushaonanwangyoudeweigong。
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haiyaoyizepinglun：“gegemeiyoucuo，cuodeshizheigeshijie。weilegege，woyuanyiyuquanshijieweidi！”
qixiankandaozheixienuanxinpinglun，e……neixinwubixinwei！
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cenghuatiredu，baigaocaidi，caishineiyudechangtai。
guominnanhaidemingshengyixiazichoule。
zhenggeshijianrutongyinenggaiguandinglun。
jibianqixianyijingbaojing，yegaibianbuleyulun。
dazhongchengzheiyishehuishijianwei“neiyuxsaoraomen”!
qianshenbaoshouwuxian，chenglezhongshizhide，suoyourendouzhiyi、tuoqita，tayishixiangbukaixiangjieshushengming，qixianbianxilihutuchuanyuele。
“ai？zheiyimu，qianshisicengjianguo，wokaijubeixxnpengci？”
qixianyipaietou，gandaotouteng。
zheikeshit0banbendecunzai。
“yiyu？tabushinvtuanma？nandaoyexiangbaoyan？”
suhuashuo，dangbierenwuxiannideshihou，nizuihaoshizhenzuole。
lianzhulaoshideshenfenhediweidoubeinvfangquanpingyizhangzui，faxiaozuowenwuxiandexibuqing，henduonianhoucaihaileyige“wurenzaiyi”gongdao。
“ai，diyukaijua！”
jinguanqixianqianshiduineiyuwugan。
dantachuanyueguolai，chengleyiweineiyumingxing，tangruokeyiqingqingsongsongtangzhebaqianzhuangou，yebushibuke。
结果转眼就塌房了。
不用慌。
先查查银行存款。
doushuoneiyumingxingzhengqiankuai，yizaocan650，yipingshui1580，pianchoudongbudongshangyi。
ruguoqianshendezhanghushangtangzheyigeyi，huozhezuishaosiwuqianwandecunkuan，neihaileisileihuo、dishengxiaqidequhunneiyu？
shenmetafangbutafang，tiqiantuixiu，kuailedexiangshouxiabansheng。
可现实很悲催。
qixiancongxiaozaigefangmianmeishouguokuidai，yizhibeifumu“fuyang”，zheixienianyouyinxuanzexueye，yuanlidayingmu。
haiyouguoqujinian，yuanshendefuqinyidushucitouzikaidianshibai。
qixianxiaoshihouzhuanqudexinchoudoukuaihuihuowanle。
chulezheiyidongweiyushoudoudedapingcenghaozhai，shihenduonianqianzaifangjiahaiweishangzhangzhishi，fumuyongqixiandepianchougouzhi，zheixienianzengzhidaoliuqianduowan。
danbeiyuanshenfuqindiyajiyinxingdaikuan，haiyoubannianjiuyaodaoqihaikuan！
zhiyudanshuocunkuan，tajihusuanqiongguangdanle。
“womuqianzhanghushangdeyue，anzhaoyusuan，henkuailianzheidonghaozhaidegaojiawuyefeidoubugoujiaofule。”
呃，又一噩耗！
guer，qixianqianbujiucaihuizaixueyeqijian，pobudeyijielezheidangzongyiheyizehaiweikaipaideguanggao。
tangruozhentafang，qixianweilaikeyaochitule。
“rujinbeixxnwuxian，xiangjiaoxingfanpandejilvsihuhenmiaoxiao，danjibianruci，wohaishiyaoxiangyixiangbanfa，kannengfouzhengmingzijideqingbai。”
qishi，qixianduilaotianjiletayicizhongxintiyanqingchundejihui，haiyouyizhangshuaiqidelian，yijinghenzhizule。
qixiandiankailesirenshejiaoweixin，xiangkanyixiaweidudexiaoxi。
huran，shuxideyimuzaixian。
lianxirenbeizhu“peiayi”falaileyitiaozuixindexiaoxi。
“susu，ayizhiyounver，meiyouerzi，nijiudayingayiba。”