城隍是只喵
《城隍是只喵》 小说介绍
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“图痛快！”
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“chuxie~”laoguizaiyipangyaoyaotou，burenzhishi。
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“滚！”
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“……”qingyuanzhedeyuanwanghuizidongshengchengyikuaixiaoxiaodemupaichuxianzaiqinyuanmianqian，talengmodikanzheyanqiandedongxi，douledouhuzi，yizhangpaifei，“zijizhaozhenyuandaxianqu！”
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“闭嘴。”
rishangsangan，qianlaigongfengderenzhujianduoqilai。
“chenghuangye，womeitianwanshangdouyaodawenzidadaolingchenliangdian，ninengbunengrangwenzibuyaolaiwojia？”
shaonian，youzhongdongxijiaowenxiang！qinyuanxiangyebuxiang，zaicijiangmupaipaifei。
“daren，wolaopozuodefanshizaishitainanchile，ninengrangtachuyizhangjinyidianerma？”
youdianchihaixian，zijizuoqu！
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shuijueba，menglishenmedouyou。
“chenghuangyekebukeyibawoshenfenzhengbianhaokandian，womanaquxiangqin，jiumeiyicichenggongde。”
你别用身份证啊！
“mailecaipiao，xiwangnengzhong。”
现实点，少年。
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你可能养了匹野马。
“xiwangerzierxizaijiwoshenggesunzi。”
你倒是跟他们说啊！
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孩子，谁不想呢？
“nengbunengbuyaoyoubaitian，woxiangtongtongkuaikuaishuiyijue。”
南极欢迎你。
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“药田在哪儿？”
“zuoceneizuoshanshanding。”
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“neieryoushuitong。”xiachenyinzhilezhishijingdefangxiang。
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“我会的！”
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“aowu！laogui，haobuhaokan？”qinyuanbaozheshuiguanhuanzhefangxiangguangai，deyidishuaileshuaiweiba，“zheiyaoshizaizhongwu，jiushimantiandecaihongya！”
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xiachenyinzhanzaiyipang，kanzhewanerdezhengkaixindemouzhimao，ruoyousuosidinianlenianfangzaiyidoulidefuzhi。huran，xinnianbuhao，ceshenyibi，queyishiduoshanbuji，beijingshuijiaolegetouxinliang！
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