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阎王殿上。
yanwenjingduanzuozaibaodianzhishang。
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xiebiangenfanwujiuyingsheng,“shi。”
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三十鞭……
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“你醒了?”
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youxiangzhengqian,youxiangmeiyoukunnan,shijieshangnayouzheimerongyideshi。
yushitayaoyaotou,“xiexienimendehaoyi,buyongxiaochu。”
fanwujiudiandiantou,youxieyouyugaizenmegenqinyunieshuobunengrangtajixubaitandeshi。
xiebianzhijiedao:“nizaidifubaitandeshibeiyanwangyezhidaole,yihoukenengbunengjixuzaidifubaitanle。”
qinyuniewenyan,fangfotiantaleyiban。
yanwangyezhidaole……bunengjixubaitanle……
zheiliangjuhua,yizhifangfozaiqinyunienaohailibuduanzhongfuxunhuan。
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