邻居看上了我家的对联
《邻居看上了我家的对联》 小说介绍
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danianchuyi，linjutizheshiwanxianjin，shuoyaomaiwojiamenshangdeduilian。
beiwojiayancijujuehou，tapaoqulelouxiayimajia。
yimabaideleshiwankuai，dangtianjiupaolaigenwomenxuanyao。
tachaofengbamameichuxi，woyeshigemeinaozide。
songshangmendeshengyibuzhidaozuo，guaibudeyizhifabulaicai。
woqibuguo，dingleliangjuzui，beilianzhemaleyigexiaoshi。
kecongyimahuiqudeneiyikeqi，tajiukaishidaomeile......
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“buxing，zhendebuxing！”
wozaiwuli，tingjianwaimianwobahaoxiangzaigenrenshuozheshenme，shuowanzheiju，wojiadamenjiubeizhongzhongguanshang。
wotingxiashoushangbaohongbaodedongzuo，kaiwumenxunwenwobagangcaifashengdeshi。
“没啥大事。”
我爸摆了摆手。
“xiaohui，nihaijidezanjiaxinbanlaidelinjubu？”
“jidea，bushishanggeyuegangguolaideme？zuoshenmezhiyedebuzhidao，gaodeshenshenmimide。”
“dui，jiushita，jingemomingqimiaonazheyidouziqianlaizanjiaqiaomen，woyikan，neidoulizuyoushiwankuai！tashuoyaoyongzheiqianmaizanjiamenshangdeduilian，nishuozheishiguaibuguai？”
是挺奇怪。
wokanleyandamendefangxiang。
“zheirenshibushiyoushenmejiangjiua？danianchuyiqubierenjiamaiduilian？”
“谁知道呢！”
huayingangluo，damenchuyouzhiwensuoxiangdongdeshengyin。
yejiuyimiaozhongdeshijian，menbeicongwaidakai，shiwomaliudahuilaile。
daojiahou，tabamianfuyituo，shuoqigangzailouxiakandaoderenao。
“nimencaiwogangcaikanjianshenmele？”
jianwogenwobatongshiyaotou，womaheheyixiao。
“wokanjianzanjiaduimenlinjuzaineixienisanyijiamenqianduilianni！”
“什么？”
wohewobaduishiyiyan，bamendakaigexiaofeng，toutoupazaimenkoutinglouxiadedongjing。
“aiya，nishuozanmenlinlilinjude，banggemangyoushenmede？buzhiyuninazheimeduoqianguolai！”
sanyijiaorouzaozuodeshengyinzailoudaolixiangqi。
shuoguishuo，danwoguji，zheiqianyaozhenjilesanyi，jiumeirennengcongtashouliduochuqu。
“yimaguiyima，dajie，jingezhenxiexienile，zheiduilianwoyoudayong，lainizheizhiqianwohaiwenwojiaduimenlaizhe，chadianbeimayidun，jiwohaodunshuo，wozheixinlikebuhaoshoule！”
duimenxinbanlaideshiyijiasankou，tingdongjing，xianzaigensanyiduihuadeyinggaishitajianvzhuren，haoxiangjiaoshenmelijuan。
wozaimenkoutingzhe，xinlixiangdequeshilingyijianshi。
lijuanzheinvrendiandaoheibaizhentingyouyishou，suirangeleyigezoulangyidaomen，danyebusuanyuan，wozaiwulitingdehaisuanqingchu。
wobarangtazoudeshihouhaoshuohaoshangliang，kantabuyiburaocaizaizuihoushaoweitigaodianyinliang。
benyihaishixiwangtazhinanertui，bingmeiyouweinantadeyisi。
xianzaitingtagensanyiduihua，haoxiangwomenjiagangcaiduoqifutayiyang。
womenhaizhenshibeideyikouhaoguo！
“wozhidao！loushangzhudeshiwojieneiyijia，zheijiarenba，zhenbenshimeiyou，piqikelaoda，jiuwomenqinqizhijiandoubushaoshoutamenliangkouzideqi，bieshuonile！”
sanyijiamojiashianweilelijuanjiju。
dengtachaihaoleduilian，liangrenyouhanxuanyihui。
denglijuanyaowangloushangzoule，woganjinrangwobashanshenhuilai，xiaoxindaishangmen。
“ganmaniniliang？zheibantianzaimenkoumomingqimiaode。”
womayijingxihaoshouzaishafashangkandianshile。
jianwoliangcongmenkoutuihuilai，lianshangmanshiyifuhaoqidebiaoqing。
“妈。”
我轻轻吐出口气。
“woganjueyaoyouguaishifashengle！”
2.
xiawu，wozaichufangpeiwomazhaicai，hurantingjianhaoxiangyourenzaiqiaomen。
jingechuyi，zuowansanshigangshouwansui，wulundarenxiaohai，jibendouaodaohoubanye。
zouqinfangyoudoushicongchuerchusankaishi，woyouxiehaoqilairenshishei，kaimenqianjinshenhanleyisheng：“sheia？”
“woaxiaohui，nisanyi！”
三姨？她怎么来了？
suishuozhuloushangloushang，neiyeshiyinweiqianxienianchaiqiandeyuangu，shijiwomenliangjiadeguanxibingbuhao。
jiuzheimedianjuli，yiniandaotouchuanmendecishuquzhikeshu，wangchangguoniangengshibuzenmelianxi。
niutougenwomaduishileyiyan，zaidedaotadeshoukenhou，wodakailedamen。
mengangyikai，sanyifengfenghuohuojiuchaolimianzou，xiedoumeihuan，chuanzheshuangmianxiezhijiecaizailewojiadeditanshang。
“三姨，鞋！”
ganmangcongxiejulichouchuganjingdetuoxie，wowanyaojitadiguoqu。
meichengxiangtagenbenbujie，baiwoyiyanzhijiezoudaoketing，pengyixiazuodaoleshafashang。
“jie！jiwodaobeishui！”
sanyizhaohuhaizaichufangxicaidewoma，suihouyoubamuguangkanxiangwo。
“xiaohui，niyebiexianzhe，jiwonadianshuiguo！wozheizuilimeiweia！”
我懒得搭理她。
jiuwomendeguanxi，wosihoutacaishibuzhengchangde。
daoshiwoma，kanzaiqinjiemeidemianzishanghaishijisanyidaolebeishui。
zouguowoshenbianshi，tayonggebozhouduiduiwo，yongyanshenshiyiwotingzhediansanyidehua。
wozheigema，shenmedouhao，jiushiyoushihouxintairuan，duibierendewuliyaoqiubuzhidaojujue。
wobuqingbuyuandaochufangxilegepingguodijisanyi，tamiaoleyiyan，taishoudazaiwodeshoubeishang。
wosileyisheng，shoushangchitong，pingguoshunshidiaoluozaidi。
sanyigancuishenjiaojiangpingguotiyuan。
“niganshenmeasanyi？！nishuoxiangchishuiguo，wojinixilenibujiejiusuanle，haitineimeyuan，meishibani！”
我气得差点飙脏话。
daguoniande，womensankourenananjingjingzaijia，zheigesanyi，feiyaoshangmenzhaobuzizai，haiwuliqunao，zhengoufanrende！
tingdaodongjing，wobajicongcongcongcesuochulai。
“zenmele？daguoniandechaoshenme？”
kandaosanyi，tayetingchijing。
“xikea！sanmei，nizashangwojialaile？”
“zade？loushanglouxiade，wobunengguolaia？”
sanyibuxiedipielepiezui，zhizhedishangdepingguo。
“nishuowohaoburongyiguolaiyitang，nijiazheixiaohui，jiwonadeshenmedongxi？zheiyeshijirenchide？”
wobashunzhesanyishouzhidefangxiangkanguoqu，zhuyidaodishangdepingguo。
tazouliangbushangqu，jianqilaichuilechui。
“zheibujiushipingguome？zenmebunengchile？zheiwomenzuogebaitiangangnahuilaide，jiushipaguoniandoufangjiameidemai，caifangyitian，yemeihuai，youshenmebunengchide？”
“youshenmebunengchide？jiefu，nibieshikaiwanxiaoba！jiuzheizhonghansuandeshuiguoyenengyonglaizhaohukeren，huogainizheibeizimeichuxi！”
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sanyidehuagangshuowan，wojiaxianruleduanzandejijingzhong。
womensaliansedoubutaihao，weiyousanyi，yijiuxiantingxinbu，zuichunshangxiakaihe，yikeyebutingxie。
“woshuodajie，nidangchudaodishizenmekanshangzheizhongnanrendeni？yaoqianmeiqian，yaofangmeifang，getouzhangxiangyiyangbuzhan，liandaizheshengxialaidehaizia，douneimemeiyong！”
tashuozhekanlewoyiyan，yanshenzhongdaizhemanmandejixiao。
jiutashuodejijuhua，jihujiushibawomenjiasankourendoufengcileyibian。
hualihuawaitashuowomameiyanguang，shuowobameibenshi，woyichuantaliang，yebushiyouchuxide。
daguoniande，sheizaijiatingzheimeyiduanhuanengrenzhuqi？
wobiezhehuo，jinliangxinpingqihekaikou：“sanyi，nijingedaowojiayoushimeishi？yaoshimeishidehuanijiuhuiquba，zanmenmeishenmekeshuode。”
wobushuohuabuyaojin，yishuohuahaoxiangzhuzhanglesanyixiaozhangdeqiyan。
tashunjiancongfengciwomensankouren，daofengciwoyigerenshenshang。
“xiaohuia，wojidenibenkebiyeba？jinnianganggongzuo，ganshenmedelaizhe？a，woxiangqilaile！baojieshiba！”
“nishuoshenmenisanyi，woxuedejiudianguanli，xianzaijiushizaijiudianshixi，bushizuobaojiede！”
suishuowoxuedezhuanyeyiban，qianjingbuda，neiyebuxiangtashuodeneiyang，haoxiangdaxuebiyejiuqudasaoweishengyiyang！
“youshenmequbie？yaowoshuoaxiaohui，shizaibuxingnidaowomenjialaiba，lideyejin，meigeyuebuduo，wojinierqiankuaiqian，nijiujiwomenjiasaosaodizuozuofan，nikanzayang？”
tadehuarangwochajuedaoyisiguaiyi。
bushuoqianduoqianshao，tazheiren，pingshizuikou，yikuaixiangzaonengbaichengwuduanyongderen，momingqimiaoyaojiwoqianrangwoshangmensaodizuofan，zhenyougouliqide。
“guifena，zandoushiyijiaren，nitiqianduojianwai。”
我妈上来打圆场。
“xiaohuitagangcanjiagongzuo，bijiaomang，zheiyang，nijiayaoshizhenxuyaorenshou，womenliangkouziguoqubangbangni，shoushijializuogefanshadedoubuzaihuaxia，nikanzayang？”
“neizenmehaoyisinijie？”
sanyiyanzhuzidiliuliudizhuan，buxiangshizaidashenmehaozhuyi。
“woyebunengrangnibaibangmang，xiaohuishidaxuesheng，wojiliangqian，nimenliangkouziyaoshilaidehua，wozonggongjinimenwubai，busuankuidailenimenba？jiushiwomenjiadecai，dexuyaonimenzijizhunbeile。”
zheibushikongshoutaobailangme？
我都要被气乐了。
rangwobamaguoqu，meigeyuejiuwubai，haidefuzetamenquanjiarendehuoshifei，haoxiangkaiwanxiaoni！
“sanyi，niyaoshiyouqiannijiuzijiqingrenba，wobamameishijian！”
shuowanwoshangqianshenshoujiuxiangchanta，xiangbataganzou。
sanyitaishouzhaozhewodegeboyoushiyibazhang。
“wohuahaimeishuowanni！”
cishitajiuxianggelaofoyeyiyangzuozaigaowei，womensazhantamianqian，xiangshixiarenyiban。
“zheibushiguonianme！gangcaidehuajiudangwogennimenshuoxiao，yiwomenjiaxianzaidetiaojian，jiushinimenxianglai，wohaibuxiangyaoni！”
4.
woniutoukanxiangbama，sanyizheihuawomendoupinchudianbuyiyangdeziweilai。
anlishuotajiahewojiatiaojianchabuduo，doubushidafudaguidezhu，shenzhihaiyoudianpinkun，zenmeshuohuahuranzheimehaoqi。
bushizaizhuangkuo，neijiushizuijinyujianshenmejihuile。
wohuranxiangqishangwuzailoudaolikanjiandeshi。
nanbucheng，shiduimenlinjujideneishiwankuai？
”guifena，nijiazheishifacaile？“
haishiwobahaoqixinzhong，lvxianwenchulesheng。
三姨冷冷一笑。
”kebushime！zheirena，youjihuijiuyaobawo，baibailiushijiushizijidebuduile！“
shuozhetacongdoulitaochuyitabaiyuandachao，shijingshuaizaizhuoshang。
”wogennimenjiang，wojiazheifengshui，binimenhaolebuzhiyidian，jingeyourenteyishangmenyaomaiwojiamenkoudeduilian，yikaikoujiushishiwankuai！wokantachengxin，jiumaitale，haojiahuo，qianenwanxiejiuzoule，nishuowomenjiashibushiyaozhuanyunle，zhibudingnatianjiucongzheilaopoxiaoqubanchuqule！”
tayibianshuoyibianpaishou，yanshenhaobudeyi。
juwolejie，tamingzhidaoduimianlijuanshizaibeiwojiajujuehoucaiqudetajia。
xianzaizaitazuili，lijuanhaoxiangshiguyiraoguowomenqutajiaqiudeyiyang，chendetajiasihuhenlebuqideyangzi。
jinguanzheiyang，kanzaiqinqidefenshang，womahaishiquanjieletaliangju。
“guifena，nishuodezheigeshiwozhidao，danwojuede，zheishiyoudianxiqiao，nishuozheidanianchuyidehaorizi，nayourenyidazaoshangmenyaomaiduiliande？zhenyaotieduilianyezaozainianqianmaihaole，mairenjiajiamenshangtieguodesuanzenmehuishi？zheilimiana，kendingyoudianshuodao。”
我妈越说越笃定。
tazhuaqizhuoshangdeqian，saihuisanyibaoli。
“zheimedeguifen，jiepeini，zanliangquduimenbaqianhaile，baduilianyaohuilai，zansuiranbufuyu，danzheizhongyiwaizhicaizanbunengyao，yaobuyihoujialichudianshashikejiukuilea！”
haimeidengwomaqishen，sanyibuganle。
tazhijiebawomatuidaozaidi，zhizhetadelianjiukaima：“ninengbunengtamadeshuowodianhao！yitiantianjiupanzhewochushi！”
woganjindunxiafuqiwoma，shunzuifanbo：“sanyi，womayeshiweinihao，nijiubujuedezheishiqiguaime？zheishiwankuainihualenenganshengme？！”
“****xiaotuzaizi，zheinayounishuohuadefen！”
tataijiaozhichuaiwodejilianggu。
haozaiwobashanglailanleyixia，womeishouduoyanzhongdeshang。
sanyibuyiburao，zhanzhishenchazheyao，duizhewomensayidunkuangma。
womenmeiyouchazuidejihui，biezhehuojiuxiangrangtamagouleganjinzou。
yaobushiguonian，gaodiwodegentabihualiangxia。
zheizhongren，zhenyaodongqishou，zhibudingdeeshangwomen。
dashihuaxiaoxiaoshihuale，womensatongyiyijian，gancuibuzhisheng。
jiuxiangdengtamagoulezijilikai。
buzhiguoleduojiu，woganjuezijizaidishangzuodetuidoukuaimeizhijuele，sanyizhongyumagoule。
taxiaosazhuanshen，linzhebaocongnalaijiuyaohuinaqu。
jishidaolemenkou，tazuilihaizaisuisuinian。
“sangezhourenjing！haohaodejihuibuzhidaobawo，haishuoshenmechushi！wonengchushenmeshi？！”