《渣爹,妈咪又给你挖坑了》 小说介绍
doushixiaoshuo《zhadie,mamiyoujiniwakengle》,shiyouzuozhe“guozhi”jingxindazaode,shuzhongdeguanjianjiaoseshishumierlutingzheng,xiangqingjieshao:duifangzhuyidaotayiyang,taitoukanxiangtatongshi,heiliangdedayanjinglidunshizhuangmanleyihuohejinge!liangbaobeiyikoutongsheng。——“nisheia!”lu……
《渣爹,妈咪又给你挖坑了》 第二章 冒牌货 免费试读
shuruiruizaizijiamamishufuxia,niulainiuqu,baozhetadetuisajiao。
“mami,bushengqilema~nikannizuijinyizhizaimanghguodexiangmu,xianzaihaoburongyishaqingle,yegaihaohaofangsongyixiale。
baobaozhidaoniyidinghuizhaodaowo,suoyizhuanmenweinizhunbeilewutiansiwandeyoulunzhilv,wanshanghaiyoujiamianwuhuie。”
xiaotuanziyifutuotuodetiexinxiaomianaomoyang。
weilerangmaminengtihuidaolianaideganjiao,takeshizuoleyixiliedezhunbeini。
kexishumierbingbulingqing,tachengfasidinieleniexiaotuanzidelian,“nigenwohuiquwojiubushengqi,denghuidaolexiagejingdiannijiugenwoyiqixiachuan。”
xiachuan?neitajimamizhunbeidetuodanzhilvqibupaotangle?
他才不呢!
chengzhemamisongshou,tajiaodimoyoubankuaisukailiu!
zhangzhezijideshengaoyoushi,xiaotuanzijinruyongjiderenqunli,chongzheshumierhuihuishou:“mami,yaohaohaoxiangshouwoweinizhunbeidejingxie!”
舒觅儿:……
zheichouxiaozi!zhengxiangjitashuangejinguzhou!
“shuruiruinikuaijiwohuilai,yaoburanxiaoxinpigukaihua!”
shumierqidaobuxing,kexiaotuanzichongtazuolegeguilianhou,bianyanmeizairenqunzhizhong。
yucitongshi,jiabandelingyibian。
shijigeshenzhejingzhuangdebaobiaomenzhuizheyigekaizhekadingchedexiaonanhai。
“xiaoshaoye,kuaihuilai……”
zhijiankadingchenei,daizhetoukuiyilianlengkudexiaojiahuo,chaokuaiyaozhuishangdebaobiaorengquxiangjiaopi。
baobiaomenjielianzhongqiang,caizhexiangjiaopi,jiaodidahuashuaideqiniubawai。
“yes!”
lusichenmanyigouchun,xiaoshoukuaisuzhuandongfangxiangpan,shuaiguocheweiwanchengyigeshuaiqipiaoyi。
shunlizhuanwanhou,tagangcaixiayoumenjiasu,jiuzaizheishi,duimianturanmaochuyigeshenchuanjuhuangbeidaikudepangjuzi。
turuqilaidexiaoshenying,ranglusichenshixianjinsuo,yankanyaozhuangdao,takuaisuzhuandongfangxiangpan。
嗙!
kadingchezhuanwanzhuangxiangyicedelangan,chetouhuanhuanmaoyan……
beihedaodeshuruiruishuangjiandoulexia。
这……什么情况!
tajingkongdiyanxiakoushui,nuozheyouxiefaruandejiaowangkadingchemaiqu。
tashiweiyimudukadingchechehuoderen,gaibuhuichurenmingleba?!
kanzheyanwuliaoraodechetou,tayouwangqiancoulecou,haimeifanyingguolai,yigexiaoxiaoshenyingmengdicongcheshangtiaoxialai,yibajiuzhutadelingzi。
“niyoubinga,buzhidaojiabanshangbunengluanpaoma?!”
hei?tahaoxinhaoyilaikanzheijiahuo,zheijiahuojingranhaixiongta!
“niyouyaoyemeijiannichia!ninandaobuzhidaojiabanshangbunengluankaicheme!”shuruiruifanshoudadiaoxiaonanhaideshou,qigugudefanbo:
“erqiegangcainichadianzhuangdaowo,jingshensunshifeijiubuyongnipeile,danniyaojiwodaoqian!”
lusichenxianqidicalecatagangpaiguodedifang,lenglengkaikou:“jiuyinweinituranchuxian,wodeaichehaishousunleni,niyaopeichangwo!yaoburan……”
kanxiangpangjuzimiankongchanei,taturanshilesheng。
duifangzhuyidaotayiyang,taitoukanxiangtatongshi,heiliangdedayanjinglidunshizhuangmanleyihuohejinge!
两宝贝异口同声。
——“你谁啊!”
lusichenzhoumeishenshizhepangjuzi,zheixiaojiahuochuleyifuyutabutong,lianshangwuguanjibenhetayimoyiyang。
jiulianyanjianleizhideweizhi,douhetaxiangchawuer。
“nishicongnachulaidemaopaihuo?”lusichenmouguangchenlengdidingzheta,yuqibushan。
tingdaotadehua,shuruiruiqidejiyutuxue,zheishitadetaicihaobuhao?!
“nicaishimaopaihuo!fenmingshinihexiaoyezhangdeyiyang,nicongnamaochulaide,mofangxiaoyeyoushenmeyinmou??”taliangshouchayao,zhigaoqiyangdifanwendao。
benyiweiduifanghuijinghuangshicuo,keduifangjuaodinizheta,diuguolaiyigebishideyanshen。
“niyoushenmezhidewoduinishuayinmoude?genwozhangdexiang,shinidefuqi。”
“ni……nini,xiaoyegennipinle!”shuruiruizuanjinxiaoquantou,zhengyaohuiquan,xiangba“maopaihuo”zouchengzhutou。
zheishi,loutijianxiangqiqishuashuajicudejiaobusheng。
“fentouzhao,yaoshizhaobudaoxiaozuzong,womendoubuyonghuole!”
tingdaoyuelaiyuejindejiaobusheng,lusichenxiaolianyichen,lidoubulishuruirui,zhuanshenbatuijiupao。
shuruiruiyiweimaopaihuobeitazhenshe,deyihengshengdao:“guoranshimaopaihuo,beiwojiechuanjiupaole,buxupao!nibixupeichangwojingshensunshifeiyijirongmaodaoqiefei!”
“niyiweibenbaobaoruhuasiyudexiaolianshinisuibianjiukeyifuzhidema!!”
shuruiruimamalieliedizhuishangqu,kehaimeipaojibu,quebeirentengkongbaoqi,xiaoduantuizaibankongdaotengzhe。
诶?怎么回事?
“xiaozuzong,ningaigenwomenhuiqule。”erbianxiangqinanrenjicudechuanqisheng。
shuruiruifeilidiniuguotou,duishangyizhangmoshengdelian,zheirensheia?
haimeihuanguoshen,moshengnanrenshenbiangengshitingxiashushimingweifenglinlindeheiyiren,tamendeshixiandouluozaitashenshang。
wanle,tagaibushipengshangmamichangshuoderenfanzituanhuoleba?
shuruiruiyanleyankoushui,guzuozhending:“dashu,ni、ninizuihaofangxiawoa,womamikeshikongshoudao,niyaoshiguaizouwo,womamiyidingraobuleni……”
nanrenyihuozhoumei,danbingmeihuiyingta,fanerbaozhetadeshougengjinlejicun,duobulikai。
“dengdeng!youhuahaoshuo,dashuniyaoduoshaoqian,womashangjinianpai,zhiyaonifangxiawo……”
jiannanrenmeifanying,shuruiruichedihuangle:“aaaa!guangtianhuarizhixiaqiangqiangliangjiajunnanle,jiuminga,bangjiaa!!”
“xiaoshaoye,dezuile。”
yinluo,shuruiruibeinanrendazhangwuzhulezuiba,yankanbeinanrendaijingejian。
shuruiruiyukuwulei,zheishixiantaguozao,yaosipiaolema?!!
“wuwuwu……”shuruiruijuliedezhengzhaqilai,huluandengzhexiaoduantui,yiyidisi。
yiqunbaobiaojingnatashushouwuce,bijingzheixiaozuzongshenfenzungui,nengzhitadeyezhiyouyiren。
jiuzaitafantengqijingdeshihou,gejianmenhuorandakai。
“你闹够了没有。”
senlengdesangyinrangshuruiruibuyoufazhan。
taimou,yigeshenzheheisexizhuangdenanrenyingruyanlian。
tatingbashenzibeixizhuanggouledeqiadaohaochu,junlangwuxiadelianpang,touzheshengrenwujindelengjun,youanshensuideheimouchenjingrushui。
zhouweikongqidouhaosibeinanrenbinghandeqichangdongjie。
shuruiruidaleduosuo,jiongjiongmuguangdingzhenanrendelian,yanzhongzaicifanqijinge。
zheinanrendelian,jiuxiangshifangdabandetayiyang……
shuruiruizaicishoudaochengdundebaoji,tananyizhixindishenchurouhuhudexiaoshou,jiulejiunanrendeerduo,younielenienanrentinglidebizi。
bianmobianziyanziyu:“woshizaizuomengma?weishenmeganggangpengdaoyigexiaode,youlaileyigedaxingdewo……”
lutingzhengbeixiaotuanzidejudong,nongdeliansechediheilexialai。
danshoutiqiyilianzhenjingyoumangrandexiaojiahuo,talenglengpieleyanbaobiaosonglaiyijingbeizhuangbianxingdekadingche,“ninaozishibushizhuanghuaile?”
cubujifang,youshiyijichiguoguodebishi……
shuruiruiqidexiaoliantonghong,takeyirenshouzijijielianzhuanglian,danjueduibunengrenzijiyinyiweiaodezhishangbeirenzhiyi!
“wonaozihaozheni,nigankuaifanglexiaoyewo,yaoburanwolikedadianhuabaojing。”
shuruiruidexiaoduantuizaibankonghuluandeng,tazhangyawuzhuadejinggaonanren,“bieyiweinigenwozhangdexiangwojiuhuishouxialiuqingle,guangtianhuaribangjiaertongkeshiyaochilaofande!”
benyiweinenghuzhunanren,kenanrentieqingdelianse,cikegengjiaheidedounengdiaoxiabinglai。
qiaoletayinyiweiaodexiaonaodaigua,nanrenmouseyinchen,“niruguozaihunao,jiubiexiangcanjiajinwandewuhui!”
“nisheia,youshenmezigexianzhiwo!”shuruiruifanchunxiangji,shiyuheieshilikangzhengdaodi。
dengwanshangwuhuitayidingyaotaozou,rangmamibatamendapaxia。
kanzhebuanfendixiaopangtuanzi,lutingzhengyanmoubinghan。
“woshinilaozi,zenmemeizigeguanni?”
What!
老子??
shuruiruijingle,zheijiushixiaoshisinian,neigepaoqiqizidezhazhadie??
渣爹,妈咪又给你挖坑了