《这包得扔,连渣男一起!》 小说介绍
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(yi)xinjiayuyiwai“houli”wo,linwei,gangguowan29suishengrisangeyuelingqitian。
shengrineitianwomangzhegenyigenanchandekehusike,
zuihoukaozhefanganlilinshijiajinqude、beilaobansixiatucaoshi“zijiangshenjia”defujiafuwutiaokuan,
yingshinaxialehetong。qinggongyanshanglaobanpaizhewojianbangshuo:“xiaolina,zheigejidudejiangjin,baonimanyi!
”manyi?queshimanyi。neishuzigouwohenhenxin,gaobiezhulesiniandelaopoxiao,
zuxialezheitaonengkanjianyixianjiangjingdejingzhuanggongyu。banjianeitian,
wonei24sui、gangjindachangqiaoleliangniandaimadebiaodilinyuhang,teyinqindipaolaidangkuli。
kanzhetahengchihengchibazuihouyijianwodebaobei**yinuojinketing,leidexiangtiaochuanqidegou,
woxinlidelaomuqinqinghuaiyoudianfanlan。“xinglexingle,xiezheba。”wozhilezhibingxiang,“limianyoubingkele,
zijina。”zheixiaoziyebukeqi,guanledabanpingxiaqu,momozui,ranhouxiangbianmoshuyiyang,
congtaneitulebajidediannaoshuangjianbaoli,taochuyigedongxi。yigerangwochadianbakelepenchulaidedongxi。
jingdiandeaimashichengbaozhuanghe,bazhangdaxiao,shangmianxizhejingzhidejinsesidai。woyanjingdoudengyuanle:“linyuhang,
ni……qiangjiele?”kaishenmewanxiao,zheixiaohezi,napalimianzhuangdeshitiaozuirumenjidesijin,yedeshangwan!
taneidiangangbiyedegongzi,jiaolefangzuchihewanle,nahaiyouzheizhongyuliang?linyuhangnaonaohounaoshao,
xiaodeyoudianshaqi,youdaizhedianyanbuzhudexiaodeyi:“jie,nibanjiajiashengzhi,shuangxilinmen!
wozheigedangdidide,zenmeyedebiaoshibiaoshiba?nikanzheihuanjing,zheididuan,bupeitiaohaosijinma?
”tabahezisaiwoshouli,“xiangmugangfalejiangjin,yidianxinyi,yihoujiefadalekebiewanglezhaozhewoa!
”hezidefenlianghenqing,danganjuechendiandiande。zheixiaozi……wokanzhetahanshidetoufahezhencheng(?)deyanjing,
xinlineidianfanlandeqinghuaizhijiejuedile。suiranpingshiwolaoshuluotabuwuzhengye、xinsiquanzaitanlianaishang,
danzheifenxinyi,shishizaizaichuozhonglewozheizhongdulinvxingneixinshenchukewang“beichongai”deneidianxiaoxurong。
“chouxiaozi,zongsuankaidianqiaole!xing,jieshouxiale!guoliangtianqingnichi‘yayan’!
”woxizizidichaikaibaozhuang。guoran,limianshiyitiaojingdianpeisede90*90cmzhensifangjin,
chuganrouhuadexiangpengzheyunduo。wodangjijiubatadazaijianshang,duizhexingongyumingliangdeluodichuangpailehaojizhang**,
jingxintiaoleyizhangjianpisijin、beijingshizhanxinketinghechuangwaijiangjingde,
peishanghaoqiganyun(qiejiqifuhewodangshixinqing)dewenzi:“chouxiaozizongsuankaiqiaole!
(aixin)xinjiaxinqixiang~#dulinvxingyeyourenteng#”fa!pengyouquan!dangran,shezhifenzukejian,
pingbilebamaheyixiezhihuilaotao“shashihouzhaoduixiang”dezhangbei。linyuhangbeiwokuadeliandouhongle,
heiheishaxiao:“jienixihuanjiuhao!”yangguangtouguochuangshasajinlai,zhaozhetanianqinghaiyoudianzhiqidelian,
yezhaozhewojianbangshangneimoshehuadecheng。neiyike,xinjia、shiye、qinqing,
wanmeidexianglouxiashechipindiandechuchuangbujing。(er)chengsede“zhadan”chuchuang,shiyonglaidapode。
neitiaopengyouquangangfachuqubudaobanxiaoshi,shoujijiu“dingdong”yisheng,lailegexindeweixinhaoyoushenqing。
touxiangshigeduzui**dewanghongliannvsheng,wangming“sisisissi”。yanzhengxinxijiuyijuhua,
xiangyibacuiledudebingzhui,shunjianbawoganggangshengtengqideneidianwenqingchuodeqianchuangbaikong:「xiaotou!
ganjinbadongxihaihuilai!(zhadan)(zhadan)」??wochadianyiweishibeidaohaole。youyulesanmiao,
zhijianhaishidianle“jieshou”。wodaoyaokankan,nalushenxian。gangjiashang,shenzhimeilaidejiqukantapengyouquan,
duihuakuangdingbujiuxianshi“duifangzhengzaishuru…”,jinjiezhe,jitiaozhangyuyinxiangpaodanyiyang,
daizheburongjujuedezhendongzaleguolai。wozhoumeidiankaidiyitiao。
yigejianlideyouxieniuqudenvshenglikesilielewoxinjiadeningjingkongqi,yusukuaidexiangjiguanqiang,
tuomoxingzijihuyaochuantoutingtongpendaowolianshang:“wei?!nizenmehaiyoulianshou?a?!haiyaolianma?!
neigeaimashidehezi!shiwokanzhonghaojiudesijin!wodougenyuhangshuolebabaibianle!neishiwodeshengriliwu!
yuhangdayingdengwoshengrijiunaxiangmujiangjinjiwomaide!qianhaimeiwureninijiuxianqiangzoule?nigelaogupo!
zijimaibuqima?!feiyaocongdidinvpengyouzuiliqiangshi?!neishiwode!wode!like!mashang!
badongxihaihuilai!!!buranworangnihaokan!tingjianmeiyou?!”xinxiliangtaida,madetaihen。wolengleliangmiao,
yiguxueqi“cheng”dizhichongtianlinggai。laogupo?!**!lizhigaosuwozheikenengshigewulong,
danbeidangzhongshanerguangbandexiuruganshunjianshaomeileneidianjiaoyang。woduizheyuyinjian,yazhehuoqi,
jinliangrangzijideshengyintingqilaishicuilebingdelengjing:“zheiweinvshi,ninawei?qingzhuyinideyanci。
woshilinyuhangdeqinbiaojie,qinde!zheishitasongwodeqiaoqianheshengzhiliwu。nishibushiyoushenmewuhui?
”“wuhui?!wopei!qinbiaojielebuqia?!”diertiaoyuyinjihuwufengxianjie,qingxugengjiajidong,
jianruideshengbozaifangjianlihuidang:“qinjiezenmele?neiyelunbudaoni!
yuhangshiyongyaojiwomaisijindeqianjinimaide!neiqianconggenershangtajiushiwode!wodeqian!
wonanpengyouzhinengjiwomaidongxi!nixiangdemei!choubuyaoliande!ganjinde!likebadongxijidaoyuhanggongsiqiantai!
womingtianququ!”wodehuochediyabuzhule。yuanlaibushiwuhui,tazhidaowoshishei!tazhidaosijindelaiyuan!
tachuncuijiushijuedewodideqian(napashitayixiangzhongshuyutadeqian)zhinengjitahua!zheiyijingbushibadaole,
shinaoziyoushi!woqixiaole,zhijiediankaiyuyin,shengyinbuda,danmeigezidouguozhedaopian:“shensisishiba?
(tanichengyousissi,wocaide)nihoushenmehou?gensheiliangni?!
sijinshilinyuhangxinganqingyuan、zitaoyaobaosongwode!tashigeren,bushinidetikuanji!
tayouquanlizhipeizijizhengdeqian!bieshuowozhishitabiaojie,jiusuanwoshijiebianyaofande,taleyisong,niyeguan!
bu!zhe!nixianzaihaizhishitanvpengyou,yigelianjiamenchaonaerkaidoubuzhidaodenvpengyou!jiusuannizhenjiale,
niye!mei!quan!li!guantajizijideqinjiejiesongfenxiangyangdeli!dong?ren!hua?!xianzai,like,
weiniderumaxiangwodaoqian!wohainengdangnishiqihunletou!
”duimiandagaibeiwozheiluojiqingxideqiangyingfanjiyezhule,anjinglejimiao。jiuzaiwoyiweitabeiduihuiqushi,
disantiaoyuyinlaile。neishengxianyinweijidudefennuhebiyi,xiandewubikebo:“he,daoqian?dao**qian!
laochunvxinlibiantaibani?!zijimeirenyaojiujidudidiyounvpengyou?jiuxiangfangshefabazhandidishibushi?!
ebuexin?!wogaosunilinwei(tajuranzhidaowomingzi?kanlailinyuhangmeishaoti,
tideshihouhaizhibudingzenmeshuowode),zhuozi……ebushi,sijin!mingtianbixuchuxianzaiyuhanggongsiqiantai!
wowudianxiabanzhunshiquna!niganbuhai,wo、jiu、qu、ni、gong、si、zhao、ni!
banizuodewochuoshitienimengongsidamenkou!rangsuoyourendoukankannizheilaonvrendechouezuilian!
kannihaizenmezhuangbailingjingying!pei!”woqideyanqianfahei,nazheshoujideshouzhidouzaidou。wochuoshi?
laonvrendechouezuilian?haiyaotiewogongsi?xinga,zhangbenshile!woshenxiyikouqi,
quewenhoudaotazuzongshibadaimeiyigenmaofadecizaoxitongxingdijiaoyutazuorendeshihou——shoujipingmumengdiyishan。
“duifangkaiqilehaoyouyanzheng,nihaibushita(ta)dehaoyou……”cao!!!laheile?!!!!
zheishenmesonghuocaozuo?!mawanjiupao?!bujiangwude?!!
yigujudadebiequganhenengbazhenggeketingdianzhedenuhuozhichongtouding!wo“ao”yisangzi,
baofachuqiansuoweiyoude、zhendexinfangzihaohuadiaodengdouwengwengxiangdegaoyin:“lin——yu——hang——!!!ji!
wo!gun!chu!lai!!!!xianzai!!!like!!!mashang!!!
”(san)xingshiwenzui:nuqibuzhengzhuwodemen“kuangdang”yishengbeizhuangkai,linyuhangjihushigunchulaide。
yizhijiaoguangzhe,lingyizhijiaotalazhejiajiaotuoxie,yizhishouhaixiayishidiweichizhewoshubiaodezishi,manlianjingkong,
xiangbeicaileweibademao:“jie……jie……zalezale?!dizhenle?!wozheituigaodini,
mashangjiu……”huayinzaichujiwoliansedeneiyikejiaranerzhi。wodelian?
wocaixianzaishangmianjueduishiguodiheihunhezhehuoshanbaofadechihong,waijiadaxiede“woyaosharen”。wolandefeihua,
bashoujixiangrengshouleiyiyang,“pa”yishengshuaidaoguangjierujingdechajimianshang,
jingzhundihuadaotamianqian(deyiyuwolianleshiniandefeibiaojiqiao,pingmuwanhaowusun)。“dengdanidegouyan,
haohaokankan!”wobaozheshoubei,jugaolinxia,shengyinlengdenengjiebingzhazi,
tongshizuijiaoliechuyigejiqishenrendelengxiao:“jiwojieshijieshi,
nizheiweibuzhitiangaodihoude‘xiaoxiannv’taizifeishensisi**,zheijingcaijuelundebiaoyanshizenmehuishi?a?
koukoushengshenglelingwoguihai‘shuyutade’sijin!zhizhebizimawoshixiaotou!laogupo!xinlibiantai!haiyao!
nao!dao!wo!gong!si!qu!jiniqinaidejiejiewosongzhadanni?!zheijingxike**degoudade!!
hangkandaopingmushangneixiecanliude、tahaimeilaidejidiankaideyuyintiaohongdianhegangcaineiduanbeilaheihoudekongbaiduihua,
lianse“shua”diyixiabiandecanbairuzhi。doudadehanzhulikecongtaejiao、binjiaozhengxiankonghoudimaochulai,
pilipalawangxiadiao。taxiangbeidingzaiyuandi,zuichunduosuozhe,yanshenhuangluandizuoyoupiaoyi,jiushibugankanwo,
…bushi……zheige……aiyowodeqinjiea……wuhui……zhei……zheijueduishitiandadewuhui……”“wuhui?
”wowangqianbijinyibu,neimoxianyandechengsesijinhaiciyandidazaiwojianshang。“lai,jiejinishijianmanmanbian!
bianyuanle!wodaoyaotingting,shenme‘tiandadewuhui’nengrangninvpengyouduiwojinxingzheizhongrenshengongji?!
”tayanlekoutuomo,houlonglifachu“gudong”yisheng,
duxiangmujiangjinxialai……zanyizan……jitadangshengriliwude……zheibushi……zheibushiganshangninzheishuangxilinmen,
banxinjiayoushengzhijiaxinlema……”tayueshuoshengyinyuedi,toujihuyaomaijinxiongtang,
……wandianzaigentashuo……honghongtajiuhaole……sheizhidaota……tahuizheiyang……”“e~~~naoziyire?
”wotuozhanglediaozi,meigezidoudaizhezhongyin,“honghongjiuhaole?linyuhang,
nibozishangneiwanyiershibaishea?yanjingshizhuangshipina?neijiao‘zheiyang’?!
taneitaiduneijiao‘honghongjiuhaole’?!wokannishinaozibeimenjilejinshui!paofalebani?!
”wodenuhuochedibeidianran,xiangpoleqiyoudehuoshan:“tashenmedexingnixianzaikanqingchuleba?!kongzhikuang!
zisigui!meijiajiao!!gezhepingmudounengwendaotayishensuanchoudezhanyouyu!
nijiwosongsijindoudeaitamawoqiangletadongxi?!zheizhongpofu,niduitashizhenaia?!
haishitajiujinixiajiangtoule?!pingshishibushibanidangnucaishihuanguanle?!
duanchadishuixiyizuofanshuanigongzika?!”wochuozhetanaomen,qidezhijianfaliang:“haiyou!
niyigeyuezhengjigegangbengera?!gangyoudianjiangjinjiuchongdaweibalangmaiaimashi?!xianniyoubenshile?!
jisheikanni?!nishinengmaideqihaishigongdeqi?!zheizhongdazhonglianchongpangzidexiguangensheixuede?!
”linyuhangbeiwomadenaodaikuaichuidaoxigaishangle,daqibuganchu,
duibuqi……shiwobudui……womeikaolvzhouquan……nibieqihuaileshenzi……wozheijiu……zheijiuzhaotashuoqingchu!
rangtajinidaoqian!yidingrangtadaoqian!”“daoqian?”wocongbizilihengchuyishenglengxiao,
yanlidehanyinengdonglieboli,“jiupingtagangcaineixiehua,taneifudexing?!wogaosunilinyuhang,
xianzaijiusuantaguizheierjiwokesangexiangtou,laoniangdoujuedebugoujiehen!”wochuanlekouqi,yanshenruilirudao,
burongzhihuidiminglingdao:“qu!xianzai!like!mashang!ji!wo!da!dian!hua!jiukaimianti!
zaiwomianqianda!woyaoqinertingtingtazenmeshuo!wodaoyaokankan,nizheiwei‘shanjierenyi’desisi,zenme!yan!
zhei!chu!xi!”(si)miantixiadecankuzhenxianglinyuhangxiangshibeipanlesixingdeqiutu,liansehuibai。
tazhandouzhenaqizijideshouji,zaiwoneizuyishasirendebinglengzhushixia,
wubijiannandizaitongxunlulizhaodao“sisibaobei”demingzi,youyulejimiao,zuizhonghaishianxialebodajian,
tongshizhandouzheshouzhidiankailemianti。
“du……du……du……”meiyishengdengdaiyindouxiangzhongchuiqiaozaisijideketingli。
womianwubiaoqingdidingzheneibushouji,xiangdengdaishenpan。jishengxianghou,dianhuabeijieqi,
yigemingxiandaizhebunaifanheyunudeshengyinchuanchulai,beijingyinyoudiancaoza:“wei?ganma?dongxinahuilaile?
”guoranshishensisi,yikaikoujiushisijin。linyuhangjinzhangditianletiangansedezuichun,
shengyindaizhekenqiuheyisinulixiangyaoweichidepingjing:“sisi,nitingwoshuo,neigesijin……”“sijin?!
tatuijinile?haishiniqianghuilaile?!”shensisigenbenmeijitajieshidejihui,shengyindouranbagaobadu,
daizhejianruidezhiwen:“wogaosunilinyuhang!bu!ji!wo!yao!hui!lai!zheishimeiwan!nitingjianmeiyou?!
niganbadongxijiuzheimesuanle,wogennimeiwan!”xiesidilideweidaogezhetingtongdoumimankailai。
linyuhangliansegengbaile,tashitutigaoyidianyinliang:“sisi!nijiangdiandaoli!
neisijinshiwoyongzijidexiangmujiangjin,jiwojiemaideqiaoqianliwu!woyouzhipeizijiqiandequanli!
nineixiehuatai……tainantingle!nibixu……”“zhipeiquan?!wopei!”shensisibaofale,
shengyinyinweijidongerbiandiao,daizheyizhongfengkuangdezhiao:“nideqianjiushiwodeqian!ni!da!ying!wo!le!
jiwomaide!neijiushiwode!nishuo!shibushi?!nijiedoubensanlehaimeirenyaoni,
tayongdezhedaineimehaodesijinma?!zhuangshenmezhuang!tafenmingjiushiguyide!shijidu!
kanniduiwohaojiuxiangqiangzou!shibushitabinizheimeshuode?a?!linyuhang?!nishibushizaitapangbian?!
tashibushijiuzhannibianshangtingzheni?!nishuohuaya?!”lianzhupaosidezhiwen、wuru、yice,
xiangduyeyiyangpenyongerchu。meiyijudoujingzhundijiantazaiwohelinyuhangdezunyanxianshang。
wokandaolinyuhangdelianyoubaizhuanhong,zaizhuanchengyizhongqurudezhuganse。tawozheshoujideshouqingjinbaoqi,
shengyinnulixiangyaoqiangying,quebeiyizhongshenshendewuliganhexiguanxingdeweisuoyazhe:“shensisi!nigoule!
biewuruwojie!shiwozijiyaosongde!nibixudaoqian!like!mashang!”dianhuaneitouchenmoleyimiao,
suijizhakaiyishengcipoermodejianjiaokuhao:“haoa!linyuhang!!
niweilenineigejiabuchuqudelaochunvbiaojiehouwo?!nihaihouwo?!nimenlinjiarendouqifuwoshibushi?!
xing!xinga!woyaogaosuwobama!!woyaofenshou!!gennineigebianyibiaojieguoquba!niliangguo!tianshengyidui!
juepei!fenshou!!!”kushenghejianjiaoshenghunluanbukan,jiezheshigengjiaedudekongsu:“haiyou!
bawosongnidedongxidouhaijiwo!neishuangaj!neigeyouxijianpan!haiyouwomaijinidetxu!tongtonghaihuilai!
neisijinyebixuhai!biexianglaidiao!buranworangnigennijiezaigongsiyiqichuming!
womingtianjiuqunimengongsizhaonilingdao!tiedazibao!shuonimenjiedilianghehuopianwoqian!!
wokannimenhaiyaobuyaolian!!!pa——”dianhuabeihenhenguaduan。mangyinwuqingdi“du……du……”xiangqi。
ketinglisiyibandejijing。linyuhangxiangbeichoudiaolequanshengutou,jiangzaiyuandi,
zhenggerenchengxianchuyizhongbinlinbengkuidemamuzhuangtai。tasisidingzheyijingheixiaqudeshoujipingmu,
yanshenlidequru、wuzhu、tongkujiaozhizaiyiqi,nongdehuabukai。wodenuhuo?
chunvbiaojie”、tingdaotayongneixiewuzhikunbanglinyuhang、tingdaotaxiesidilishuoyaohuilewomengongzuomingshengdeshunjian,
turanxiangbeiyipenbingshuijiaolegetouxinliang。bushiximiele,ershiningjiele,
dongjiechengleshenbujiandideshiwanghehanxin。wobuzaikandidineizhangshihunluopodelian,yeyijuhuadoubuxiangzaishuo。
wohuanhuantaishou,bajianshangneimociyan、shemidechengseqingqingzhuailexialai。zoudaoxuanguan,
lakaineigezhanxinde、sanfazhedandanpigeweidaodelajitonggai。“kuangdang。
”aimashideheziliantongneitiaojiazhibufeidesijin,beiwohaobuyouyudirenglejinqu,
luozaijizhangrouzhoudebanjiahuanchongzhihejigekongkelepingshang。linyuhangmengditaitou,nanyizhixindikanzhelajitong,
youkanxiangwo。wobeiduizheta,shengyinqiansuoweiyoudepingjing,binglengdexiangxiboliyadehanliu,yiziyiju,
这包得扔,连渣男一起!