直播现代生活，老祖宗们破防啦
《直播现代生活，老祖宗们破防啦》 小说介绍
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《直播现代生活，老祖宗们破防啦》 第1章 免费试读
xinshouzuozhe，wenbikenengbijiaoyouzhi，nengjieshoudeduzhehuanyingyuedu；juedeyouzhideduzhekeyikankanqitazuozhedexiaoshuo。
peaceandlove.
zhu：【】lishibiaoti；{}lishitianmudeneirong；[]lishipinglunqu；“”lishirenwushuodehua。
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zhuyikan，cishiyiweimingjiaoyunyuyaodenvzizhengtangzaichuangshang，kaizhekongdiao，anyidixianrulemengxiang
“didi——nengliangbuzu，nengliangbuzu，qingjinkuaibangdingsuzhu，qing……di——bangdingchenggong！”
“ng—”xushitingdaoleshengyin，yunyuyaofanlegeshen，naolenaoerduo，jixushuilexiaqu。
结果下一秒——
“dianhua！dianhua！mamizhuanshudianhua！dianhua！dianhua！mamizhuanshudianhua！bujiewandan，bujiewan……”
“wei，mami。”yunyuyaoshayadeshengyinyixiazijiurangmuqindarenmingbaile——zheihuohaimeiyouqichuang！
“haizaishuijue？biejiaobian，niyijue**wojiuzhidaonilashenmeshi！kuaidianqilaibazaofanchile，woshiyidianbanhuiqu，wodaojiazhiqianbaroujiedongle。”
“haodehaode，shoudaoshoudao！”yunyuyaofulefuxin。
haishitaobuguomamidefayan。
ng？haoxiangmengdaoleshenmedongxi？
suanle，buguanle，jiedongyaojin！
系统666：……
各朝代——
秦代——
“bixia，tianmu，tianmuliangle！”lisikuaibuzoujingongdianbinggaoqinshihuang。
shihuangbiaoshi：zaojiuzhidaole。
neitianmuyiyoubianhuajiufenlieleyigefangzaizijimianqian，haoxiangshengpazijimeikanjianyiyang。
xitong666：zheibushipanimendoukanbujianma！erqiewozheibushifangbiannimenma！buyongwaichu，jujiayenengkan！
zheitianmuguazaitianshangyijingyouyigeyuele，qichuyinqilekonghuang，danshifaxianzheiyigeyueneizheitianmudoumeiyoushenmedongjing，tamenjiudangtashigeguashile。zhidaoganggang，zheitianmuturanliangleyixia，ranhouxianshileyijuhua——“neironglaiyuanyuxxxxnianzhihou”，zheijuhuahenqiguai，bingfeishidaqindexiaozhuan，yebushiliuguodeziti，quenengrangsuoyouren，baokuomeiyouxizidebaixingdounengkandong。
“daren，zhei，zheihaoxiangnvziyufumudetanhua！keshi，keshizenmeshizheiyangjiaotande？”fusujingqichusheng。
fusukandehenqingchu，tianmushangxianshideshi“mami”erzi，ranhouxiamianyoulianggeyuanyuandedongxi，yigelvse，yigehongse。ranhoujiukandaolvsedeyuanqiubeidianleyixia，jiuchuxianlejiaotanshengyin。
汉代——
刘邦时期——
“bixia，qianlichuanyina！”xiaoheshifenjingqi。
刘彻时期——
“zhei，zheishiliangqianyibaiduonianyihoudehourenma？”liuchechusheng，“hainengqianlichuanyin，zheimeshenqi？”
zheiliangqianduoniandefazhanzhenshiqimiaoa。
yunyuyaoguanlekongdiao，xiankaibeizijiushiquxishushishuayaxilian。
唐代——
“haoqingxideboli！”gongsunwujizantandao。
lishiminyekandaole，dequehenqingxi，baneiweixiaoniangzideyangmaowanwanquanquandizhaolechulai，erqietahaiyongyigebeizijieshui，neigeshuiyehenshenqi，yifangzaiyigeyiqixiamian，neigeshuijiuchuxianle。
“bixia，bixia，shigang，neiweixiaoniangzizaigangxiamianjieshui！”chengyaojindashengdao。
乖乖，这可是钢啊！
raner，youyigechaodaishifende“teliduxing”——
“zheimuqinshuohuazenmeruciculu！”
meicuo，zhengshidamingdingdingdedasong（song）chao！
明代——
朱元璋时期——
xitong666shifentiexin，yidanzanmendezhujiaoyongleshenmedongxi，jiuhuizaitianmupangbiandanchuyigexiaochuangkou，xianshizheigedongxidegouzaoheyongtudeng。
“guaiguai，zhenfangbian。”zhudigantandao。
baixingmenyedouzaigantan，zheihoushideshenghuoyetaibianlileba。
清代——
康熙时期——
“zheishiweiguizunvziba。yongdedongxikezhenhao！”yintangananjidu，zheiyongdedongxibizijizheigehuangzihaiyaohao。
yunyuyaoxishuwanhoulimajiuxialoudaochufangdebingxiangneilibarounachulaijiedong，yunmuxihuantunshiwu，rouleiyeshi，suoyibingxiangliderouhaishitingduode，yunyuyaozhaoleyihuiercaibayaojiedongdeniurouzhaodao。weilejiakuaijiedongdesudu，yunyuyaohaidaleyipanshui，baroufangzaishuili。
宋代——
“zheiguniangjialishimairoudema？zheiroukezhenduo！”lixiushisongchaoyimingputongdenongmin，yiniandaotoudouchibushangshenmerou，zayikandaozheimeduorou，buyougantan。
“shiashia，zhenduoroua~”shenbiandeqizifuhe。
yaoshizijijianengyouzheimeduoroujiuhaole。
秦代——
“daren，shibing！zheibingxiangzhenshenqi，jingranhaikeyizhileng！”yingyinmankandaobingxianglengdongcengjiedebing，shifenjingxi。
zheidaxiatiande，tianqizheimere，zhendehenxuyaobing。neinvzijiaderouzijidaoshibuxianmu，bijingzijizheigeshenfen，chirouyeshibijiaorongyide，danshibing，zheibingjiubijiaoxihanle，gengbuyongshuozheibingxianghaikeyizhileng，hainengbaocunshiwu。
真乃神物啊！
yunyuyaojiezhelaidaofanzhuoqianbazaofanchile。jintiandezaofanhenbucuo，youbaoziheyixiaowanzhou。
zheiduiyunyuyaolaishuoshiyidunpingfandezaofan，danshigechaodaikebuzenmerenwei，youqishishijianjiaozaodechaodai。
汉代——
刘邦时期——
“guaiguai，zheizaofankezhenfengfua。”wangsan，yiminghandaidenongmin，kanzhetianmulinvzidezaofan，buyouxinshengbeishang，zheikeshijingmia，haiyouneiyuanyuandeshiwu，neinvziyaoyikou，neilimianjingranshirouxiande！
（baozixiangchuanshiqiyuanyusanguoshiqide，haishizhugeliangfamingde。）
刘彻时期——
liuchekanzheyunyuyaodebaozi，zuibayoudianyang。
“zhongqinga，niebuea？”
卫青：……
“e，woelebixia！”shibasuidehuoqubingbiaoshi，kanele。
liucheyitingshihuoqubingdehua，yihuishou，duizheshenbiandeshicongshuo：“fenfuyixia，kankannengbunengbazheichishizuochulai。”
zijidepiaoqijiangjunjueduibunengezhe！
“zongsuanshichiwanle。”yunyuyaochiwanzaocanlimaxiwan。
buxiwanbuxinga！zijizheikeliandedaxuesheng，zhinengkaojiawulaiweichiqinqingle。
zuowanyiqieshiqinghou，yunyuyaotangzaiketingdeshafashang，kaishilezijideshuashoujizhilv。
【wensidoufu、shuizhuroupian……junyingkongqinzaojiujingyouduoxiang？】#chuyi##junshi##meishijiaocheng##kongqinzao#
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秦代——
“zhei，zheishishenmedongxi？feiniaoma？zheimedama？”zhaodakanzheneiguaimoguaiyangdefeiniao，bujindigu。
ranerhaishimengtianzhuyidaole**zuoxiajiaodezi——kongjunmoulv。
“bixia，neishangmianshikongjun，shishibing。danshizheikongjunshishenmejun？nanbuchengneixieguaimoguaiyangdefeiniaoshijunren？”
{zaitianshangfeidefeijiyaohuidaodimianjiayou。zaitianshangfeideren，yeyaohuidaodimianchifan。}
“feijishizheixiefeiniao？neixiejunrenzaizheigefeijilimian？”mengtianbukezhixin。
ruruoruci，neihourenyoushizenmezaochulaizheimedade、younengzaitianshangfeidefeijini？
buguangshiqindaidedachenhuangdixianrulechensi，qitachaodaidedachenhuangdiyeshifendebujie。
shia，zenmecainengzaochulaicidengpangrandawuni？
youdayounengfei，ruguotoufangdaozhanchangzhong，bujindirendabudao，hainengfaxiandirendezongji！
真是好东西！
tiexindexitong666youtiexindizaitianmupangbiantielefenshuoming。
唐代——
“zheihoushidejunduifendezhenxizhia，lujun，kongjun，qiantingjun……zhenduo。”lishimingankaizhe。
{liangmingshenchuanbaiyifudechushizaikongqinzaoqianzuofan……jibianshizaiyiqiandejiankuniandai，yeyizhishoudaozhongdianzhaogu。caipindefengfuduhegaozhiliangrangqitajunrenyewubixianmu……}
[caicai，laolao：qiantingbingshihuoshibiaozhunzuigaode]
[shuishengdongwudamuniu：huifu@caicai，laolao：neiyeshitamenyingdede，bijingtamenyaozaishenhaidaihaojiucainengshangan。]
[woaiwodezuguo：wojuedeyinggaiyaogenghaoyidian。]
[tudoumenpaigu：haoxiangchiaaaaaaa]
[jianfeiyaosixingren：aaaaweishenmeyaorangwodawanshangshuadao，wozhendefule，xiadanwaimaile，jianfeipaotangle，wohennimen！！！！]
[dadadehuayuanlizhongdadadehua：tongjianfei，yixiadan，tianbaoyou，bubianpang！]
[wahahahhh：zhenhao，yaoshixianbeimenyeyouzheiyangdehuoshijiuhaoleo(╥﹏╥)o]
[t-u-n-g：yaobukaifangri，yihoukaifangshitang]
[lvchajiabingwawawawa：huifu@t-u-n-gneibudeleipale]
[jiangguanchao：neigesuliaopiankouzhaowozhongyuzhidaofamingtadeyongyishishale，fangzhichushikoushuidiaodaocaili。]
南宋——
“tiana，zheixiejunrenyechidetaihaoleba！”tufuqiankanggantandao。
zijishitufu，xiangduiqitarenlaishuohuoshisuandeshangbucuodele，meixiangdaohoushijunrenchidezheimehao！
“pingshenmezheixiechilaonengchizheimehao！”yimingxiucaishifenbufuqi。
（chilaoshisongdaiduishibingdemiecheng）
kankanneixieyu、neixierou，jingranhaishi“shuizhuniurou”！
“tamenjingranhainengchiniurou！daofantiangang！”
songdaidejunrendiweibugao，minjianyizhiliuchuanzhezheiyangyijuhua“haonanbudangbing”，dangbinghaiyaozailianshangcizi，fanrenbuguorushile。
“zhei，zheihoushizenderucizhongshizheixiebingpizi！”chaotangshang，yimingdachenshifenbushuang，tebieshikandaotianmushangmianyidongdezi。
neishenmeqiantingbingdehuoshishizuihao，haishenme“zheishitamenjunrenzhidede”，gengguofendehaiyou“yinggaiyaogenghaoyidian”。
凭什么！
汉代——
刘邦时期——
“huoshizhenhaoa！naigongdoumeichiguozheimehaochidedongxi。”liubanghemeijianguomiandecengsunyiyang，zuibayeyangle。
唐代——
“niuroua—”chengyaojinyanshenpiaohuleyixia。
zhongrenkanzaixinli，kanlaijintianchengyaojinjialideniuyouyaobuxingbeizhuangsile。
meigechaodaidemeigerendexinliganshoudoubuyiyang，yourengankai、yourenpofang。
weiyouliuyuxipofangdedianbutong——
shenmejiao“weiyoumudanzhenguose，huakaishijiedongjunying”a！
suiranneimudanyupiankanqilaishihenhaochi，danshibuyaoluangaiwodeshiawei！
“mamimami，nihuilaila！”yunyuyaoshangqian，naguoyunmushoulidedongxi，taohaodixiaolexiao。
yunmushangxiadaliangleyixiata，dandandao，“fang。”
“xixi，mami，woxiangchishuizhuniurou。”shuowanhaiqianzheyunmudeshou，sajiaomaiguadiyaozhe。
“haolahaola，jinizuojinizuo。”
南宋——
“zheixiaoniangzihemuqindeguanxizhenhaoa~”guyunxiugantandao。zijihefumudeguanxibuzenmeqinmi。fuqinzhihuibanzheyizhanglian，pingriliyezhihuiyuxiongzhangtanhua；muqinzeshimeitianmangyushuwu。
zhenxianmutianmulidenvzia~
yunmuzaizuofandeshihou，yunyuyaojixutangzaishafashangshuashouji。
【jinzhifeihua：wuchangshizhinawugeguojia？】
**来源：央视军事