脑残总裁快滚
《脑残总裁快滚》 小说介绍
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《脑残总裁快滚》 第一章 我还得叫人家一声爹 免费试读
diyizhangwohaidejiaorenjiayishengdie
yinweitucaozuozhedenvewenxiaoshuo，wobeirengjinlejuqingshijie。
haoxiaoxi：wobushinvewennvzhu。
huaixiaoxi：nvewennvzhushiwoma。
kanzhenvzhuhuanxin，chouxue，washendebeicanzaoyu，woquandanaocandie，jiaochuaieduyi。
yijiaren？sheihenishiyijiaren！
wodieshiyanwang，burusongnimenxiadiyuba。
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“weigaishanxiuxianhuanjing，tigaozhongshensuzhi，tishengshenxianfuwushuiping，jianlijianquanshenjierenjianliandongjizhi，tiantingtichugejieshenwuguan‘xiarenjian’huodong，fanshiman3000suiyoushenzhideshenxian，douyaoxiafanlijieyici，lejierenjianqingkuang，genghaodituijingongzuogaige。”
“这是啥玩意儿”
wotuchuzuilideguaziqiao，wenwopangbiandexiaogui。
xiaoguiyilianmimang，kankanwenjiankankanwo，yanjingliluchuyiguziqingchedeyuchun，momotoushaxiaosansheng，“woyebuzhidao”。
yushi，wonachumatongchuai，dalexiaoguiyigedabanli。
“nibushifuzewenmigongzuodema？zenmeliangetongzhidoudubudong？nidaxuexueshenmele？”
xiaoguibeiwoyichuaizidadeyanleikuaichulaile，henghengjiji，banshangcaibengchuyiju。
“kewoshixuetumude。”
“neidangshiweishenmejinianpaidaowopangbian？”
wenmigongzuomeixianzhuanyema？
“wobenlaishibeifenpeidaozhujianbumen，shininshuokanshangwo，caixialingbawodiaodongguolaide。”
啥？
wozabujideyouzheihuishi？
zhuantoukankanwohoupaijiazishangdeyiqianglegaomoxing，xiangqilaihaoxiangqueshiyouzheihuishi。
zheixiaoguidangshishidaizhebiyeshejixialaide，yigefulushourenxingdalou，fulushousangelaotoubingpaizhanzhe，lianshangxiqiyangyang，shenzhilianshentiquxiandouyou，yixiachuozhongwodemengdian，zhenshichudongrenxindejianzhu，wokancizitianfuyibing，telalaiwodehuixia。
meixiangdaoxianzaitongzhidoubunengjiwofanyi。
wozhengyaoyibangziyoudadaoxiaoguitoushang，houbeituranyitong，jiezhejiushiquleyishi。
dengwoxinglaishi，yijingbianchengleyigekanshenmedoubiwogaodexiaodouding。
zahuishi，zenmehaicongxiaohaizhongqileni？
“laoda，xiafanlijieguanlibangongshineilishuoxiafanmingeyongwanle，rangnixianjinsimingdehuabenshijielijie。”erbianchuanlaichouxiaoguideshengyin。
“shenme？woyaodadianhuatousu！”
“wanchengrenwukaohefenfanbei。”
“我可以。”
fuguibunengyin，kaohefenchuwai。
“weilehuabenxiaoshijiebubenghuai，laodaniyaojixutuijinqingjiefazhandaojiewei，cainenglijiechenggong。”
“wojiuzhidaosimingmeibiehaopi，taxiedexiaoshuoqilingbasui，haifeiyaotoudaotongtianjingliqu，xiaoshijiekuaibenghuaile，xiangqirangwolaijitabukulongle。”
“simingzijiqunale？”
woduizheqiangjiaoluchuxiemeiyixiao。
“si，simingxingjunyejinlexiaoshijie，zuo，zuolegedj。”
bierenxiafanzai857，wojingranyaobangzhunanzhuzhuiqi？
“guaibao，yihuierkenenghuiyouxieteng，bukubukua。”
huiguoshen，yiweishensejiaoji，manlianqiaocui，shuangyantonghongdenvren，jiubaozhewobutingdeyaohuang。
wolimajiurenchulai，zheishisimingzuixinwanjiexiaoshuolidenvzhu，liujia。
yinweitabizibianshangneikezhi，zhenshilingrenjiyiyouxin。
“tadezhangxiangqingchunwumei，rangrenyikanjiuxianghaohaotengaita，danshibizishangdezhiqueyouzengtianleyimojueqiang，zheiyechengletayihoubuxingshenghuodelaiyuan。”
dangshiwojiujiuzhesiminglingzirangtajieshijieshi，shenmejiaozuo“biyishangdezhidailaidejueqiang”he“yihoubuxingshenghuo”。
ranhouhenkuaiwojiumingbaile。
pingpingwuqitishengengbale。
nanzhuxiaoshihoubeibangjia，shiyigebiyishangyouzhidexiaonvhaijiulezijiyiming，chenglezijidebaiyueguang，zhangdahouyujiantongyangyouzhidenvzhu，jiangqirenzuotishen，ranhou，qinfanleta？！！！！
“zheidoubuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshidaiqiupao。”
“xianzaiguanzhongdouaizheige”simingmeizizidikanzhezijidehuaben。
“yaoshejidaoduorendeenyuan，taaita，taaita，taaita。”
“suoyizheijiushiwobianchenggeqiudeyuanyin？”
wosimingchezhemianqianchuanzhehuangmaodeyilingzi。
“meibanfama，zuijinxiafandeshenxiantaiduo，jishishitongtianjingmingeyeshiyouxiande，nanzhunvzhuyijingbeibaihuaxianzihezhangranxianjunyudingle，qitazhuyaojiaosezhanqiyunbugou，zheinannvzhunverzuiheshile，jiaosezhongyao，sheiyeraobuguoniqu。”
simingxiaomimidihuyouwo。
“suoyiwojiudebeicongxiaojiyangzaifuliyuan，bannianzuoshiciqinzijianding，chouxuechouchengbaixuebing，dadongtianbeinanzhudongzaixuedili？”
simingshenxiaojixia，“zheibushiweiletuidongjuqingfazhanma，shaozhudeqiduhongda，chushiyoufang，dingnengyuanmanwanchengrenwu。”
“biejiwodaigaomaozi。”wobiaoshibujieshoulaohulidetangyipaodan。
“neijiumeibanfale，tongtianjingxiaoshijiemeibanfazizhuguanbi，zhinengdengjuqingxianjieshucainengchuqu，danshirenwubuwanchengkaohefenzhiyousanfenzhiyie。”simingpoyouxiesizhubupakaishuitangdetaidu。
woehenhendedingzhesiming，kanzhetashishiranxiangqianfangmeinvqudashan，quewujikeshi。
“baba，niweishenmebuyaowobuyaomamale，wohuihentinghuade。”
woshangqubaozhulesimingdedatui，yilianwugu。
无计可施?
不存在的。
“niyouhaizilehailiaobieren，zhanan！pei！”
meinvdengzhesiming，baiyanfanshangtian，zhuanshenjiuzou。
“诶，诶！”
simingdashanwuguo，ditouyaozhaowosuanzhang。
“a！！！！！wodetui！！！！”
shazicaizaiyuandidai，wozaisimingdatuishangnielehaojigejue。
yemeishenmehouguo，jiushidatuigenhaoxiangbeiren24xiaoshiqiazheyiyang。
haihuiliuxiaqingzihenjie。
paodaoyiban，yanqianyihei，youyunguoqu。
gan，nengbunenghuangezhuanyifangshi！
weichengniannpcshimeiyourenquanma！
抗议！！！！
七
终于清醒过来。
yanqianzhanzheyiweixizhuanggelvdezhangtuishuaige。
daoxuesidelianpang，nongmeidamu，gupanshengwei，bilianggaoting，bochunjinbi。
meixiangdaozhangranxianjunzaixiaoshijiehaihuanlegefenggedepifu，doukuairenbuchulaile。
不过美男我可以！
woyingjichujidiyanlei，shenchushuangshouganjinjiao“baba”。
duimiandeshuaigetinglewode“baba”houquejinghuangbuyi，ganjinwangpangbianche。
尴尬，认错人了。
kanzhemianqiandenanren，wozhinengditouyaoshouzhi。
wuta，gangaaifanlebale。
bazongchuchangguoranbuyiban，kaichangdebushibaobiaogaimishule。
mianqiannanrenhezhangranxingjunzhangderuchuyizhe，lianqizhidoushifenxiangsi。
yiguzidanranchuchen，aoranlengmodeganjue，xiangjileqingchunqi**dexiaopihai。
mingminghewochabuduoda，quechuchubiwoqiang，dianxingbierenjiadehaizi。
woshangshantaliangong，woxiahetaliangong，wozaibeitianmenzhangangshitahaizailiangong。
shenweishenxianneimenuliganshenme！
bu，haishiyouyongde，kanzhebaihuaxianzizaitaluguoshimaodexingxingyanwojiuzhidao，woneiyiqianwubaizideqingshuzhongjiushicuofule。
benlaima，qingchangshiyi，laoniangshudeqi，dantafeiyaozhetengwo。
zuihoujieyeshixideshihou，wozaozaozouleguanxi，lianxiqunantianmenzhangang，zhixuyaolanzhegejudaxiaoshenxian，zaishuoyiju“xianrenmianjin”，ledeqingsong。
kezaozaojinletianjunzhikudeta，buhaohaobangzhetiandijirenzhexiegongzuozongjie，fanersantianliangtouzhetengwomenxiafantuomengzuoxinzhonghuifangdiaocha，dapolewodemoyushenghuo，zuihouhaidelegeyouxiu。
天理何在！！
zuihoushixiwanhou，bawofenpeihuiledifu，jieguoxianzailijiewohaidejiaorenjiayishengdie？
ok，fine，wohuifafeng。