当搞笑女承包了校园热搜
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zhouxiaotang，yigelizhiyong“xianyanbao”xingweichengbaoxiaoyuanresoudegaoxiaonv。zaobagaoshuke，
tanengyongyibeidoujiangwancheng“paowuxianyishu”；tice800mi，takaoyiju“woyaoshengle”shangyanjixiantaotuo，
haiyiwaibeixiaocaozhuabaomingchangmian。1zhouxiaotangzuowanshuashoujishuadao**dian，
zaoshangnaozhongxiangleqibiancaimengdizuoqilai。tabizheyanjingmolejiantxutaoshang，yitiaotuidengjintuoxie，
lingyizhixiejiuneimeguazaijiaobozishang，zuilidiaozhepianmianbao，baozhuangzhihaimeiwanquansikai，jiuwangjiaoxuelouchong。
zoulanglijiutingtadejiaobusheng“dongdong”xiang，genqiaoguside。ligaoshukejiaoshihaiyoujibuyuan，
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suliaobeizizaidishanggunleliangquan，limiandedoujiang“huala”yixiaquanpochulai，shunzheguanghuadedizhuanwangqianliu。
shuoyexiemen，neidoujiangmeiwangbiechuqu，shunzheyigehuduwangqiancuan，huachuyidaobaihuahuadexian，
zuihou“pu”diyixia，zhenghaojianzaijiangtaiqianmianneigejiaoshoudepixieshang。jiaoshilibenlaiananjingjingde，zheiyixia，
suoyourendeyanjingquanpiaoleguolai。zhouxiaotangjiangzaimenkou，kanzhejiaoshouneishuangcadezengliangdeheipixieshang，
guazhehaojidibaidoujiang，liandaizhekujiaobiandoushileyixiaokuai——neijiaoshoujintianhaiteyixiletiaogeziweijin，
kanzhetingsiwende。jiaoshoushoulidefenbitingzaiheibanshang，tuiletuiyanjing，yanshencongtajiaobozishanghuangyoudetuoxie，
yidaotazuilidiaozhede、diaoleyijiaodemianbaoshang。zhouxiaotangganjinbamianbaotuchulai，xiangshuodianshenme，
jieguojiaobozishangdetuoxie“pada”diaole，taganjindanjiaotiaozhequjian，chadianbeizijidexiedaibandao。
“neige……jiaoshou，”tazhanwenle，shouhaizhuazheneizhituoxie，“zheidoujiangtazijibutinghua，
taxiang……xiangjinindexiexigezao。”tahuayingangluo，houpaijiuyouren“puchi”xiaochulesheng，
jiezhexiaoshengjiuchuankaile，yichuanyichuande。zhouxiaotangkanzhejiaoshouxieshangneipianxianyandenaihuangse，naoziyichou，
wanyaojiuxiangjugong，zuilihaishuo：“yaobu……wojinincaca？huozhe……”jiaoshoumeidengtashuowan，
zuijiaodongledong，xiangshizaibiexiao：“buyongle。xiacidaidoujiang，jidexianxunlianxunlianta，rangtazhidaogaiwangnaliu。
”zhouxiaotangzhanzainei，shouhainiezhetuoxie，ganjuelianshangyoudianre，youxiangxiao，youyoudianbuhaoyisi，
zhinengheiheidiganxiaoleliangsheng。jiaoshoushuowan，yongfenbizaiheibanshangqiaoleqiao，shengyintingda：“xingle，
zhaodifangzuoxiaba。xiacizaodianqi，biezairangdoujiangtinireshi。”zhouxiaotangganjindiantou，“aiai”diyingzhe，
jiaobadishangdekongdoujiangbeiwangqiangjiaotileti，xinlixiangzhexiakezaijian，xianzaixianguzhezhaozuowei。
tayizhishoulinzhegangcaidiaodeneizhituoxie，lingyizhishouzhuazheshubaodaizi，dianzhejiaowangjiaoshilikan。
sheyouzuotiangentashuohaole，bangtazhanlezuo，jiuzaidisanpaikaoguodaodeweizhi。kezheihuierjiaoshilimanmandangdangde，
quanshiren，doudizhetou，kanzhexiangshizaikanshu，kehaoduorenjianbangyidongyidongde，buyongxiangyezhidao，
kendinghaizaixiaotagangcaineishier。tashunzheguodaowanglizou，jiaobianneizhimeichuanhaodetuoxie“padapada”dixiang，
tebiemingxian。zoudaodierpaideshihou，yougenanshengturantaitou，chongtajilejiyanjing，
youchaodisanpaineibiannulenuzui。zhouxiaotangganjinshuolesheng“xiele”，jiakuaijiaobuwangqiancou，
yiyanjiukanjiansheyoulianranzaidisanpaikaochuangdeweizhichaotabaishou，shoulihaijuzhebengaoshushuhuanglehuang。
yuanlailianranpatazhaobuzhe，teyibashuliqilaidangjihao。kezhouxiaotangguangguzhekanneibenshule，
meizhuyijiaoxiahaiyougexiaotaijie，“aiyo”yisheng，chadianwangqianpuguoqu，xinghaoyibazhuazhulepangbiandekezhuotui。
zheiyixiadongjingbuxiao，gangcaihaoburongyitingxialaidexiaosheng，“hua”diyixiayouqilaile，bigangcaixiaodehailihai。
“zheibiannizheibian！”lianranyadileshengyinhanta，lianshangyoushizhejiyoushixiangxiaodeyangzi。
zhouxiaotanghongzhelianganjinchongguoqu，bashubaowangzhuoshangyireng，ganjinbaneizhituoxietaoshang。gangtaojinqu，
jiaozhitoujiupengdaogeyingdongxi，shenshouyitao，shibankuaizuotianshengxiadebinggan，gujishicongshubaofenglihuajinqude。
taganjinbabinggansaihuidouli，gangzuoxia，jiuganjuezhouweihaojidaomuguangsaoguolai，haiyourenyongkebendangzhelian，
toutoudikanta。jiaoshouyijingzhuanguoquzaiheibanshangxiezile，fenbihuaguoheiban，“shashasha”dexiang。
zhouxiaotangtoutouyonggebozhoupenglepenglianran，xiaoshengwen：“wogangcaishibushitesha？”lianranbiezhexiao，
zaibijibenshangxie：“hezhisha，jianzhinengpingshangjinniandexiaoyuanmingchangmianle。buguojiaoshoumeishengqi，
haisuanjiniliumianzi。”zhouxiaotangkanzhebijibenshangdezi，youditoukanlekanzijijiaoshangdetuoxie，yizhiganjing，
yizhixiedizhanledianhui，duibitebiemingxian。tatanlekouqi，xiangbashubaowangzhuodonglisai，jieguomeiduizhun，
“huala”yisheng，limiandebidaidiaolechulai，jizhibigundaoguodaoshang，qizhongyizhihaiguliuliudigun，
yizhigundaojiaoshoudejiangtaidixiacaitingxia。taganjinwanyaoqujian，hounaoshaochadianzhuangdaozhuojiao。“zuzong，
nijiubunengxiaotinghuierma？”lianranzaipangbianyongkouxinggentashuo。zhouxiaotangbabijianqilaifanghao，gangzuozhi，
jiuduishangjiaoshouzhuanguolaidemuguang，hedeganjinditoufanshu，jiazhuangzairenzhenyuxi。
keerduoliquanshizhouweiruoyouruowudexiaosheng，haiyouziji“pengpeng”dexintiaosheng，
tazaixinlizhuomo：xiacijiusuanlingchenwudianpaqilai，yebunengzairangdoujianghetuoxiejitadiurenle，
zheiyetaigangale。2xiakelingyixiang，zhouxiaotanggenanleqidongjianside，“sou”dicongzuoweishangdanqilai，
bashuwangshubaoliyisai，laliandoumeilahaojiuzhuaizhelianranwangwaichong。“kuaidiankuaidian，
quwanleshitangtangculijijiumeile！”lianranbeitazhuaideliangqiangleliangbu，kuxiaobude：“nimandian，
ticeyoubushixianzaikaishi，qiangdezhe。”“neibuxing，”zhouxiaotangtouyebuhui，“xiawuyaopao800mi，
budeduochidianzanliqi？wanyipaoyibaneyunlezenmeban？”liangrenchongdaoshitang，guoranhaiyoutangculiji，
zhouxiaotangyikouqidaleliangfen，youjialegehongshaopaiguhexihongshichaojidan，canpanduidegenxiaoshanside。
lianrankanzhetaneijiashi，renbuzhushuo：“nizheishizhunbeitiqianbapaowanbuyaoxiaohaodenengliangquanbuhuilai？
”“neibixude。”zhouxiaotangbazhemifan，zuilisaidegugunangnang，“womashuochibaolecaiyouliqijianfei，
tongli，chibaolecaiyouliqipao800mi。”tayibianshuoyibianwangzuilibala，tangcuzhidizaizhuobushang，
tayegubushangca，yanjinghaidingzhelianrancanpanlidejitui，“nichibuchi？buchijiwo，wobuxianqi。
”lianranbajituijiajita：“chinideba，biedaoshihoupaobudong，quantuchulai。”zhouxiaotangkenzhejitui，
hanhubuqingdishuo：“bukeneng，woxiaohuakuai。”guoran，meiyihuiergongfu，tajiubazijineiduifancaisaoguangle，
liantangzhidoupaozhemifanchiganjingle，dalegexiangliangdebaoge，“shutan！”chuleshitang，taiyangzhengdu，
zhouxiaotanglazhelianranwangsusheloupao，“ganjinhuiqushuijue，yangzujingshenxiawucaiyouliqigen800misike。
”daolesushe，zhouxiaotangbashubaowangyizishangyireng，xiedoumeituoganjingjiuwangchuangshangpu，
“peng”diyishengxianjinchuangdianli。lianranmanyouyoudituoxie、huanyifu，kantagentanlannisidetanzhe，
shuo：“nihaodaixibalianzaishui，yishenhanweier。”“bulebule，”zhouxiaotangbatoumaijinzhentouli，
shengyinmenmende，“langfeishijian，wodezhuajinmeifenmeimiaoshuijue。niyeganjinshui，
xiawuhaidekaonijiwohanjiayouni。”lianranyaoyaotou，yetangdaozijichuangshang。sushelihenkuaijiuanjingxialai，
zhishengzhouxiaotangjunyundehuxisheng，gujishizhenleizhele，meiyihuierjiukaishidaxiaohulu。lianranfanlegeshen，
kanzheshangpuchuangban，xinlizhuomozhe：xiwangtazheijuemeibaishui，xiawunengshunlipaowan，biezaizhengchushenmeyaoezi。
buzhiguoleduojiu，zhouxiaotangmengdizuoqilai，rouzheyanjingwen：“jidianle？gaiqucaochanglema？
”lianrankanleyanshouji：“gangshuileyigebanxiaoshi，zaitanghuier，liangdianbanzaizoubuchi。”“buxingbuxing，
”zhouxiaotangxianlebeizixiachuang，jiaogangzhandijiuchadiandahuang，gujishishuidetaichenle，“detiqianqureshen，
womashuoyundongqianbureshenrongyilashang。”tayibianshuoyibianzhaoyundongfu，dongfanxizhao，bayijunongdeluanqibazao，
“ai？woneishuangbaiqiuxieni？nikanjianmei？”lianranzhilezhichuangdixia：“zuotiannipaowanburengneierle，
haimeishuani。”zhouxiaotangwanyaotuochuqiuxie，zhouzhemeiwenlewen：“youdianweier，suanle，couheyongba，
paowanzaishuo。”tasanxiawuchuerhuanhaoyifu，youyuandibengdaleliangxia，“zou，qucaochang！
woganjuexianzaihunshenshijinger，paogediyijinikan！”lianrangenzhetawangwaizou，
xinlimomotucao：jiunizheigangshuixingmimihuhudeyang，nengpaowanjiubucuole，haidiyini。daolecaochang，
tice800mideduiwuyijingpaidelaozhang。zhouxiaotangzhanzaiduiwuli，tuiyoudianfaruan，
gangcaizaisushechuideniuzaojiuwangdaonaohoule。lianranzaipangbianjitashunqi：“biejinzhang，genzhedabuduipao，
nengjigejiuxing。”lundaotamenzushi，zhouxiaotangmomocengcengdizhanshangpaodao，xinliba800mimalebabaibian。
falingqiangxiang，suoyourendouwangqianchong，tayegenzhepao，kecaipaolebanquan，jiujuedesangziyanmaoyan，
tuigenguanleqianside，meitaiyibudoufeijing。yankandierquandoukuaipaowanle，qianmianderenyuepaoyueyuan，
taluozaizuihou，tiyulaoshinazhemiaobiaozaizhongdianneidingzhe，lianshangyidianxiaomoyangdoumeiyou。zhouxiaotangxinliji，
zaizheimexiaqu，kendingbujige，gaobuhaohaidezhongce。tanaoziyizhuan，turanwuzheduzidunxialai，
shengyinguyinongdetebiexuruo：“aiyo……buxingle……woduziteng……”tiyulaoshizouguolai，
zhouzhemeiwen：“zenmele？paobudongjiubiezhuang，zhijieshuo。”zhouxiaotangyikanzheizhaobuguanyong，xinyiheng，
gancuiwangdishangzuoledian，wuzheduzihan：“bushi，laoshi，wo……wohaoxiangyaoshengle！”zheihuayichukou，
zhouweihaimeipaoyuanderenquantingxialaile，yigegedengzheyankanta。tiyulaoshishoulidemiaobiaodouchadiandiaodishang，
lenglebantianshuo：“ni……nizheixuesheng，hushuoshenmeni？”“zhende！”zhouxiaotangshijingbiezhexiao，
biaoqingzhuangdetetongku，“turanjiutengdelihai，gujishi……shiyaoshengle！”lianranzaipangbiankandemudengkoudai，
ganjinpaoguolaipeiheta：“laoshi，tazaoshangjiushuobushufu，yaobuxianrangtaquyiwushikankan？
”tiyulaoshibeizheizhenzhangnongmengle，gujiyeshitouyihuiyudaozheizhongshi，baibaishou：“xingxingxing，
ganjinsongtaquyiwushi，biezaizheierdanwushi。”zhouxiaotangxinlilekailehua，biaomianshanghaidezhuangxuruo，
ranglianranfuzhewangcaochangwaizou。gangzouchumeiliangbu，jiutingjianpangbianyourendididixiaoleyisheng，taniutouyikan，
heleyitiao——xiaocaojiangchenjiuzhanzaibuyuanchudeshuyinxia，shoulihainazhegexiangji，
jingtouhaoxiangzhengduizhetagangcaidundedifang。zhouxiaotangdelian“shua”dijiuhongle，gangcaineidiandeyijingerquanmeile，
henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。jiangchenjiantakanguolai，yemeibihui，zouguolaiwen：“meishiba？zhenbushufu？
”tashengyintinghaoting，kezhouxiaotangxinxua，zhizhiwuwudishuo：“mei、meishi，kenengshipaotaikuaichaqile。
”jiangchentiaoletiaomei，zuijiaohaidaizhedianxiao：“e？wogangcaihaoxiangtingjiannishuo……yaoshengle？
”zhouxiaotangdeliangengtangle，henbudebazijidezuifengshang。lianranzaipangbiandayuanchang：“takaiwanxiaoni，
paobudonglexiabaide。”jiangchenxiaolexiao，meizaizhuiwen，zhishikanzhezhouxiaotangshuo：“xiacipaobudongkeyizhijieshuo，
buyongbianzheimelipudeliyou。duile，wogangcaihaoxiangbani‘yaoshengle’deyangzipaixialaile，yaobuyaofajini？
”“biebiebie！”zhouxiaotangganjinbaishou，shengpatazhenfachulai，neitajiuchedichumingle。
jiangchenjiantajidezhibaishou，xiaodegengmingxianle：“dounide，meipai。buguonigangcaineiyang……haitingyouyiside。
”tadunledun，youshuo，“xiaciticejiayou，shizaipaobudong，wokeyipeinilianlian。”3zhouxiaotanglengzaineier，
meifanyingguolai。jiangchenyijingzhuanshenzoule，zouzhiqianhaihuitouchongtaxiaolexiao。lianrantongletongta：“wei，shale？
xiaocaogennishuohuani，haishuoyaopeinilianpaobu，tashibushiduiniyouyisia？”zhouxiaotangzheicaihuiguoshen，
molemofatangdelian，xinliluanzaozaode——gangcaihaijuedetaoguoyijietingdeyi，xianzaibeixiaocaozhualegexianxing，
gangashiganga，kezenmehaiyoudianxiaoqiexini？congcaochangchulaihou，meiguoliangtian，zhouxiaotangqutushuguanhaishu，
gangzoudaoerlouloutikou，jiugenrenzhuanglegemanhuai。tashoulideshu“huala”diaoleyidi，
zhengxiangtaitoushuoju“buhaoyisi”，jiukanjianduifangwanyaobangtajianshu。shijiangchen。
zhouxiaotangdelian“teng”dijiurele，xiangqineitianzaicaochangdeshi，shoudoubuzhidaowangnafang，zhinengdunxiaqugenzhejian，
zuilidunangzhe：“duibuqiduibuqi，womeikanlu。”jiangchenbajianhaodeshudijita，xiaozheshuo：“youjianmianle，
‘yaoshengle’tongxue。”“biebiebie，”zhouxiaotangganjinbaishou，jieguoshubaozaihuaili，toumaidegengdile，
“neitianshiwohushuobadao，nibiewangxinliqu。”“meiwangxinliqu，”jiangchenkaozailoutifushoushang，kanzheta，
“jiushijuedenitingyouyiside。duile，ticezuihouguolema？”“guoleguole，”zhouxiaotangganjinshuo，
“houlailaoshirangwobuce，wopinsipaoxialaile，ganghaojige。”“neihaixing。”jiangchendiandiantou，
zhilezhitahuailideshu，“jiedeshenmeshu？”zhouxiaotangbashuwangshangjuleju，shibengaoshuxitice。
“xiazhouyaoxiaoce，linshibaofojiaoni。”“woyegangcongzixishichulai，”jiangchenwangpangbiannuolenuo，
jitarangkailu，“sanloukaochuangdeweizhitinganjingde，yaobuyaoquneifuxi？”zhouxiaotanglengleyixia，
meixiangdaotahuizhudongyaoqing。tataitoukanlekanjiangchen，tajintianchuanlejianbaitxu，toufaruanruande，
kanzhebizaicaochangshisuiheduole。“bu、budaraonima？”“budarao，woganghaoyeyoudiantixiangbutong，
shuobudingnenghuxiangwenwen。”jiangchenshuozhe，yijingmaibuwangshangzou，haihuitouchongtayangleyangxiaba，“zoua，
lengzheganma？”zhouxiaotangganjingenshang，xinligenchuailezhituziside，“pengpeng”zhitiao。
tatoutoukanleyanjiangchendebeiying，youganjindixiatou，zuijiaoquerenbuzhuwangshangqiao——benlaijiushilaihaigeshu，
meixiangdaonengyushangta，hainengyiqifuxi，zheisuanbusuanshiyinhuodefu？zoudaosanlou，
jiangchenguoranzaikaochuangdeweizhizuoxia，haibaduimiandeyiziwangwailalela。zhouxiaotangfangxiashu，
zuoxiadeshihouchadianbayizidaidao，shoumangjiaoluanfulebantian，yindejiangchenyoudidixiaoleyisheng。“nizheiren，
zongzheimemaomaoshishide？”tawen。zhouxiaotanglianyouhongle，zhinengmaitoufanshu，jiazhuangmeitingjian。
keyanjiaodeyuguangli，zongrenbuzhuwangtaneibianpiao，kantarenzhenzuotideyangzi，xinliluanzaozaode，
gangcaihaijizhedegongshi，zheihuierquanpaodaojiuxiaoyunwaiqule。congtushuguanchulai，zhouxiaotangnaozilihailuanzaozaode，
yilupiaozhehuilesushe。lianranzhengtangzaichuangshangshuaju，kanjiantahunbushoushedeyangzi，tantouwen：“nizale？
haishuhaichuhunle？”zhouxiaotangbashubaowangzhuoshangyireng，yi**zuodaoyizishang，
zhuazhetoufashuo：“wogennishuogeshier，nibiexiaowo。”“shashia？shenshenmimide。”lianranzantingleju，
zuoqilai，yilianbagua。“wogangcaizaitushuguan……pengdaojiangchenle。”zhouxiaotangdeshengyinyuelaiyuexiao，
shuowanganjintaitoukanlianrandefanying。“xiaocao？！”lianranyanjingyixiaziliangle，“pengdaojiupengdaobei，
nizhiyuzheifanyingma？”“bushiputongpengdao，”zhouxiaotangyanlekoutuomo，“wogentazhuangleyixia，
shudiaoleyidi，tahaijiwojianle。ranhou……ranhoutahaijiaowo‘yaoshengle’tongxue！
”“pu——”lianranmeirenzhuxiaochusheng，“tahaijidezheichani？”“kebushima，
”zhouxiaotangpailexiazhuozi，“wodangshiliandoukuaishaoqilaile。jieguotahaiwenwoticeguolemei，woshuoguole，
tajiu……tajiuyaoqingwoqusanlouzixishiyiqifuxi。”“yiqifuxi？！”lianrancongchuangshangbengxialai，
coudaozhouxiaotangmianqian，“tazhudongyaodeni？meibieren？jiunimenliang？”“meibieren，jiuwoliang。
”zhouxiaotangdiandiantou，xiangqidangshidechangjing，zuijiaoyourenbuzhuwangshangqiao，“tahaishuosanloukaochuangdeweizhianjing，
shuoyoutixiangbutongkeyihuxiangwen。wodangshinaozidoumengle，jiugenzhetashangqule。”“wodetian！
”lianrancuozheshou，genfaxianxindaluside，“tashibushizhenduiniyouyisia？shangciticejiudingzhenikan，
zheicihaizhudonggennidahua，yaonizixi，zheijindukeyia！”“nibiexiashuo，”zhouxiaotangzuishangfanbo，
xinliqueyoudiantian，“shuobudingjiushijuedewoshangcineishitailipu，genwokaiwanxiaoni。zaishuole，tashixiaocao，
duoshaorendingzheni，zenmehuikanshangwo。”“neikebuyiding，”lianranpantuizuodaoyizishang，kaishifenxi，
“nixianga，tayaoshibuxianglini，fandezhejizhenineidianposhi，haizhudonggennidahua？haiyaonizixi？
putongtongxuenayouzheidaiyu。”taturanyipaidatui，“wozhidaole，takendingshijuedenizheirentedou，