我不是大律师
《我不是大律师》 小说介绍
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蓝星。
龙国，东方都。
shiliyiyuan，jizhenkebingfang。
“gantmde，nimenzheibangzhazha！”
1haochuangwei，yuanbenhunshuide“zhangwei”mengranzhengkaiyanjing，dangchangbaolejucukou。
taxiayishizuoqi，ke0.5miaohoulianseyibeng，houhuile。
痛！
感觉全身都在痛。
tadixiatou，kanzhezijideshenti。
jiujianzijitangzaiyizhangbingchuangshang，quanshenshangxiadoubangzhebengdai，zhenggerendoukeyicosmunaiyile。
“bushiba，wojidezijishenzhongjishiqiang，naodaidoujineibangjiahuodachuanle，zheidounengqiangjiuhuilai？”
tabuganxiangxin，zijihaihuozhe？
zheijianzhijiushiyixueqijia！
ertagangcaineiyisangzi，yehexingleyipangpeihuweishang，zhengzaidakeshuidexiaqianyue。
houzhexiayishicaquzuijiaodeshuizi，pailepaiyinweigangshuixingerfanhongdelianjia，zheicaikanxiangbingchuangshangderen。
“zhangwei，niyadenengnailea，juranganhounigunainaiwo！”
shuozhe，ta“pa”yibazhangpaizailezhangweidetoushang，dadehouzheshiaoaojiao。
“aiyo，wodenaodai，tengtengteng……”
“heng，sheijiaonihewode，huogai！”
xiaqianyueshuangshouchayao，lizhiqizhuangdao：“gunainaihaoxinhaoyisongnilaiyiyuan，nibuganxieyijujiusuanle，haiganenjiangchoubao，zheibushizhaodashishenme！”
“gunainaigangcaixiashouhaishiqingdeni，yaoshiyonglequanli，zhijiejininaodaishangkaiyipiao，baozhunrangnichiyiwanzijidenaohua！”
bukaikou，xiaqianyuejiushiyigewuguanjingzhi，jiaoyanruhuadeduanfameinv。
yikaikou，zheijiushiyigenvhanzi，baolikuang。
haohaoyidaguniang，kexizhanglezhangzui。
zhangweinaohaizhongxiayishishanguozheimeyijuhua，danzuijiaoquezaibutingchouchu。
takanzheyanqiannvhai，yishijianjingbuzhishuoxieshenme。
yinwei，tayagenjiuburenshiduifang！
zhangweilenglengdekanzhexiaqianyue，zongganjuecongzijisuxingzhihou，shiqingyouxiebuduijing。
haiyou，zheixiaoyatouweishenmejiaozijizhangwei，zijimingmingshi……
zhangweidetongkongzhujianfangda，zuibazhangkailebantiandoumeihelong。
tazhongyuzhidaoconggangcaikaishideneiguyiyangganshizenmehuishile，yinwei……
他穿越了！
tazheijushentidemingzi，queshijiaozhangwei。
zheigeshijieyebushitayuanlaisuozaideshijiele。
zheilishilanxing，hetacengjingshenghuodeshijiejibenxiangsi，erzhegengleisiyupingxingshikong。
erzheijushentideyuanbenyishizhangwei，yinweiyiciyiwaiyijingsiwang，zheicaibeitachuanyueguolai，jiuzhanquechao。
congzheiyike，tajiushizhangwei，zhangweijiushita！
zhangweideshengpingjingli，yezaizheishihouyiyifuxian，xiangshidianyingbanzhuyierguo。
zhangweishiyigeguer，fumuzaowang，congxiaozaigueryuanzhangda。
xiaoshihoudezhangweishifenzibei，bushanyurenjiaoji，suoyizaigueryuanmeishenmepengyou。dantadexuexichengjiquehenhao，jiashangyiwujiaoyudepuji，tayikaozhezijidenulikaoshanglezhongdiangaozhong，nadaolejiangxuejin，nadaolezhuxuedaikuan，shenzhizuihoukaoshangledaxue。
jinrudaxueshi，tahewanqianxueziyiyang，xuanzelewenkezhongzirenweizuiyouqiantudesifazhuanye，tamengxiangzhefaxueyuanbiyezhihou，keyijinruyijiadalvsuo，chengweidingjiandalvshi，churentoudi，yangmingliwan。
jieguomeixiangdao，mengxiangshiyoule，renquedaozailebanlushang。
zhiyuyuanzhusiwangdejutiyuanyin，zhangweidejiyihaiyouxiemohu，zanshixiangbuqilai。
xiangdaoci，takanxiangmianqiandeduanfanvhai。
xiaqianyue，suanshizhangweizaixiaoneiweiyidepengyoule。
buguoyuzhangweibutong，zheigenvhaimeishenmexuexitianfu，jinruxuexiaoyeshiyikaozhetiyutezhang。
suoyixuexichengjixiangduixuezhadexiaqianyue，jiuhexuexichengjibucuodezhangwei，jiyuanqiaohexiazaitushuguanrenshile。
dangshixiaqianyuemianlinduomengongkedexuexiyali，yijidiyicikaohequanbuguakedejiongpo，erzhangweizhenghaoyezaibangrenbuke，jiubangleduifangjici。
houlaijingguoyiniandekekunuli，jiashangzhangweidenaixinfudao，xiaqianyuezheigexuezhabimianleduomengongkebeiguadebeiju，errenyezicichengweilehaopengyou。
buguoxiaqianyuesuiranwenkechengjihencha，danjushuotiyuchengjifeichanghao，shuyutezhaosheng。
tidaozheige，jiubudebutizhangweihexiaqianyuesuozaidexuexiaole。
dongfangdouzonghedaxue，jianchengdongda，shilongguoyiliudaxue，paimingshaoshuoqianwushidegaodengxuefu。
dongdaqianshencengyoudongfangdouxingzhenkedaxuehedongfangdouyike，faxuekedengzhuduoxuefuhebing，zaidongfangdoushenzhilongguonanfangdiqumingqihenda，xuexiaoeshizililiangxionghou，funeikaisheduoxiangquanguolingxiandezhuanyekecheng。gengyinweixingzhendaxueshidongdaqianshen，suoyifuneikaishedefanzuixingzhenke，yizhidoushizhongdianzhuanye。
xiaqianyuezheigebaolikuang，dudezhengshidongdaxingzhenke，zhuxiufanzuizhencha、fanzuixinlihexingshikexue。
“xingzhentezhangma，haoxianghenlihaideyangzi！”
zhangweideyinxiangzhong，xiaqianyueyizhidoushiyemenyibandenvhanzi，xuexi“wending”bushuo，“dongshounengli”haizeiqiang。
jutasuozhi，xiaqianyuedexiaoneixuanxiukehekewaifudaoke，jiuyouziyouboji、zonghegedou、jinshenqinna、longguoguwuxuedeng。
lundongshounengli，bieshuoyigezhangweile，xiaqianyueyigekeyida10geshenzhi20gezhangwei。
chiguoyicimeiwulidekuihou，zhangweixinxiangzheyaobuzijibiexuefalvle，baokaoxingzhenkezhuanyebushigenghao。
zhiyudanglvshidemengxiang，jianguiquba！
laoziyoubushimeidangguodalvshi，yuanzhudemengxianghewoyouyoushenmeganxi？
zhangweihuiyilebantian，huiguoshenhou，toutoumiaolenvhaiyiyan，shitanxingwendao：“xiaoxiaa……”
tacengjingbijingshinianzhangzhe，kandaoxiaqianyuezheigexiaoyatou，xiayishideyizhangbeikouwenchenghuduifang。
“zhangwei，nijiaowosha，sheijinidegoudanzi，ganzheimechenghubengunainai！”
tahuahaimeishuowan，xiaqianyuejiujiuruyicuobeidianrandehuoyao，“ceng”deqishen，taiqishouchadianjiuyaozaijitalaiyixia。
zhangweixiayishideduosuoleyixia，jieguoquanshenchuanlaitengtonggan。
“gunainai，tengtengteng，biedale，biedale……”
tahedeganjinqiurao，shengpaxiaqianyuekongzhibuzhulidao，rangzijizaichuanyueyici。
“heng，zhidaopaleha，xiacizhuyia，gunainaidequantoukebuzhangyan！”
xiaqianyuekanzhangweirensongdeyangzi，zheicaimanyidedianlediantou，baichuyifu“suannixiaozishixiang”dejiashi。
danhenkuai，tayouyouxiedanyoudeshuodao：“zhangwei，nihaohaoyigedalaoyemen，zenmehuixiangdaotiaolouni？”
“shibushijiameilihenifenshou，duinidedajihenda，dangchuwojiuhenishuoguo，neigenvrenyagenjiumeizhengyankanguoni，zhaonidangnanpengyouyeshiweilebuxigongke，meikandaonimenmeicilikaitushuguan，neinvrendouburangnisongtahuiquma？”
“zaishuozheiyici，nizhuyuandouliangtianle，neinvrenyoulaikanguoniyiyanma，taheyuandongneigegoudongxibachengyouzainaerguihunni，nihaishizaodiankanqingchuba！”
“gunainaizaojiukanchulaile，zheijiushijidang**youlipaifang，yaobushiyinweinidefudao，taqianjiciwenkekaoshinengguo？xianzairenjiaxuefenxiugoule，jiubaniyijiaotikai，bajieshangyuandongneigecaobao，nidangchuxialeyanle！”
xiaqianyueyueshuoyueqi，xizhangxiumeidemeimaoshuqi，youruliangpianfenglideliuyebandaoshu，mingliangdeshuangmouzhizhong，gengshanshuozhenuyi，huotuotuoyizhifanudecihu。
“tingnideyisi，wobeizheigejiaojiameilidenvrenjizhale，ranhoushoubulexuanzele‘renshengzhongqi’？”zhangweizhabazheyanjing，weiweifaleng。
“zheibushimingbaizhedema，nibeineigejiaojiameilidenvrenji……dengdeng，nijuranchenghutamingzi，nibushiyizhihantaxiaolima？”
xiaqianyuezhongyuganjuedaobuduijingle，yongkanwaixingrenyibandemuguang，sisidingzhezhangwei。
“zezeze，budelea，nitiaoleyicilou，nandekaiqiaole，yaobuyaozaitiaoyicia？”
tashuangmouweiweiyiliang，yilianxiyue：“zhiqianwomaneinvren**，nicicidouyaohewojiangzui，meiyicinidouhewozhengdemianhongerchi，wodoubuxianglinile！”
“youma，woneishihoudoushizenmehenizhengde？”
“nibuhuizhenwangleba，nijineinvrendangtiangouderizi？”
xiaqianyuedingzhezhangwei，zuoqiaoqiaoyoukankan，jieguofaxianzhangweibuxiangzaikaiwanxiao。
“neiwohenishuolenikebuyaojidonga，yaoshizaidangtiangou，gunainaizhijieyibazhangshuaifeini！”
“xing，wojinlikezhi！”zhangweidianlediantou，biaoqingdanding。
xiaqianyuezuochuhuiyideyangzi，qingleqingsangzidao：
“haijideneicibanxinglima，niyiweinei**dadianhuahannishiweileshenme，rangniguoqudangkulipaotuieryi，nihaipidianpidianpaoguoqu，shengpaquwanleneinvrenzheji。”
“kandianyingneicigenglipu，niyiweitashidanduyueniqukandianying，qishishitaheguimixiangkan，danxianqidianyingyuanrentaiduo，rangniqupaiduieryi。jieguonihaizhenjiuzaitaiyangdixiazhanlesangexiaoshi，jiuweilebangtamenmaidaojizhangpiao。zuihoudianyingpiaomaidaole，neinvrenlianyijuxiexiedoubushuo，ziguzihejigeguimijinledianyingyuan，banidiuzaimalushang，jieguonihaizaimalushangshaxiaozhe，zhenshidiuren。”
“haiyouyici，gunainaikandaonihetachaojia，benyiweinizhongyukaiqiaole，jieguotadaleniyibazhang，niquehaiwentashoutengbuteng。wojiuzhidaonihaishineigechundan，yidianmeiyouzhangjin。”
“duile，tahaoxiangdayigedianhua，niwulunzuoshenmedouhuiganguoqu。wobuzhiyicimanibuzhengqi，keniqueshuoxiaoliyidingshiyudaolekunnan，woyaoshibuchuxian，haisuanbusuannanren！”
“gengbietitayizhirangnimaishoujimailiwule，meicinidoushengchijianyong，jieguobaqianjitamailiwu，ketashoulelilianjuxiexiedoumeiyou，jianzhibanidangtikuanji！”
“duile，duile，haiyouneiyici，ni……”
xiaqianyuebaikaishouzhi，yijianyijiandeshuozhezhangweide“guangrong”shiji。
kanzhexiaqianyuerushujiazhenshuochudeneirong，zhangweiquexianrulechensi。
xiangbudao，yuanzhuhaishiyigenvrendetiangou。
tiangoushishenme，tiangoubudehaosia！
zuihou，xiaqianyuejianglezuzushijifenzhong，zheicaijiangzhangweidetiangoushijijiangwan。
tingdaozheili，mouweicengjingdetiangougankaiwanqian：
“weidadezhexuejialushurencengjingshuoguo：youxiegoushizhudingbuhuihuitoude，yinweitademeiyigenmaofa，doushanshuozhetiangoudeguanghui。”
zhangweishuodaoci，zichaobanxiaolexiao：“wohenqingxing，woxianzaiyijingxingguolaile！”
“yohe，nihaihuijieyongmingrenmingyanlea？”zhangweidehua，shibaxiaqianyuejidoulele。
buguotaxinliyeyougeyiwen，zheihualushurenshuoguoma？
好像没有吧？
zhangweiquejixukaikou，zongjiedao：“tinglenideshuoming，wofaxianzijifanleyigecuowu，erqiehaishidianxingdemubiaocuowu！”
“什么意思？”
“yisishi……wotiancuoleren！”
zhangweishuozhe，yanjingzhigougoudedingzhexiaqianyue。
erxiaqianyueyezhongyuyishidaoshenme，yanjingzhigougoudekanguolai。
errendeshixianjiaohui，simuxiangdui，kongqizhongdeqifenzhujianaimeiqilai。
yibanzheizhongqingkuangxiadeduishi。
谁怂，谁就是狗。
danxiaqianyuebeizhangweidingzhe，neixinqueshanguoyisijiaoxiu，yanshenkaishihuangluanqilai，shenzhishentizuochufanying，xiayishibikaileneizhuozhuomuguang。
yimiaohoutaquefanyingguolai，zheibushi“zuozeixinxu”ma，zijishihouhuibeiyanqianzheijiahuodingdebuhaoyisile。
neixindejiaoxiushunjianhuaweifennu，haiyouxiexudeyunnu。
“haoa，nigezhangwei，liangunainaidougandiaoxile！”
jianxiaqianyuezuoshiyaoda，zhangweilianmangqiurao：“tingtingting，gunainai，wotoujiang，biedawo，wohaishishangyuanni！”
zuihou，xiaqianyuezheiyibazhangyemeiyoudaxialai。
buguobeizhangweirucidiaoxi，tayebuganjixudaixiaqule。
“zongeryanzhi，nixianzaizheilihaohaoxiuxia，dengshenmeshihoushentiyanghaole，zaihuixuexiaoba，woyijingbangnihefudaoyuanqingjiale，nibieyoushenmexinlifudan。”
xiaqianyueshuozhe，renjiulijipaokaile。
“e，xiexieni，xiao……xiaqianyue。”zhangweilianmangdaoxieyisheng。
“buyaojiaowomingzi，nibushiyizhihanwoxiahanhandema，zheiyangchenghujiuhao。”
“e，haoba，xiahanhan，xiexienila。”
“benggengunainaikeqi！”
xiaqianyuelianmangbaishou，zuochuyifudadudeyangzi，kuaibulikaibingchuang。
dantagangzouchumen，shentijiuyixiakaozaiyiyuanguodaoshang，shuangshouwuzhexiongkou，lianjiashangpiaoqiyimohong。
“zheigesizhangwei，shenmeshihouzheimehuishuohuale，liangunainaidougandiaoxi，zhenshi，zhenshi……”
“taoyan”liangzi，queshizhongmeiyoushuochukou。
yinweizaixiaqianyuedeneixin，juranbutaoyanzhangweibianchengzheiyangzi。
shenzhi，neixinhaiyouxiexinxi。
fanzhengzhiyaobudangbierendetiangoujiuhaole，zhangweibianchengzheiyangdaoshiyebucuo！
rucixiangzhe，tayiluxiaozhe，kuaibulikaileyiyuan。
……
病床上。
suizhexiaqianyuelikai，zhangweizhongyuyouzugoudeshijianlaifenxiyanqianqingkuangle。
shouxian，tabixudejieshouchuanyuedeshishi，bingqiejieshouzijixianzaideshenfen。
qici，yejinhoubixuyaochengweizhangwei，bunengrangrenherenchajuechuwenti。
suoxinghetazuishuxiderenzhiyouxiaqianyueyige，duifangdoumeiyouchajuezhangweidewenti，qitarengengjiabukenengzhidao。
zhiyuneigejiaojiameilidenvren……
抱歉，和她真不熟！
“huashuohuilai，suiranwobuzenmexihuankanxiaoshuo，danyezhidaochuanyuezheyongyouyixiefulilaizhe……haiyouyijianshi，woshizenmechuanyueguolaide，zheizhongshihaishiwufalijiea……”
zhangweixiangzhe，jiannantangxia，heshangbeiruhouchenchenshuiqu。
shuimengzhong，qiheiyipiandeyishikongjiannei，yimojinguangshanshuo。
zhangweideyishiyezaizheilichuxian，tazouxiangneimojinguang，kanqingleguangmangzhizhongdedongxi。
yimeijinsedeyanqiu，kebujiushihaidezijichuanyueerlaidezuikuihuoshouma！
zhangweikandaoyanqiuhou，shentiquexiayishidekaojinduifang。
xiayike，zhangweideshixianzaicibeijinguangchongchi，shenxingyanmeiqizhong。
“jinshouzhizhongyudaozhangle，nenglisuiranlajiledian，danyeliaoshengyuwuba。”
zhangweizaicijingxing，danzheiyicibushiyinweiqitashi，ershiyinweixingfen。
chuanyuezhe，guoranyoufuli。
tasuoweidefuli，jiushizheikejinseyanzhu。
zhangweitaishou，zhangxinchuliangqiyimojinguang，yimeiyanqiudeyinjifuxian。
buguozheiyidaoyinji，zhiyoutazijinenggoukanjian，qitarendoushikanbudaode。
zhiyuyinjiyoushenmezuoyong，zaimengzhongtajiuyijingzhidaole。
yinjizanshizhiyouyigenengli。
lingguyoushijianyishifenzhiyidesuduliushi，danzhixianyuduziyirenzaimougexiandingquyuzhongdeqingkuang
zheigenenglilijieqilaihenjiandan，ruguozhangweizaiyigefengbiwurendefangjianneishiyongzheigenengli，neimezheifangjianneideyixiaoshijiukeyidangchengshixiaoshilaishiyong。
zheinengli，xuebatinglekuangxi，zijikeyixuexishigexiaoshi，danxianshizhongcaiguoquleyigexiaoshi。
zhiyujinseyanqiuhuibuhuijuexingdiergeshenzhidisangenengli，neijiubudeerzhile。
zhangweibudebugankai，zheijiushichuanyuezhedefuli，suirantingshangqumeishenmeyong，dansheiyewufazudangtaaoyexuexidereqing！
zhenghaozheijianbingfangneizhiyoutayigeren，keyishiyanyixianengli。
tayoushouzhangxinchujinguangyishan，yinjiliangqi，suihouzhenggebingfangneideshijianliusu，biandejiweihuanman。
翌日。
dangzhangweidezhuzhiyishenglaidaobingfangchafangshi，jiukandaolebukesiyideyimu。
zhangweijuranshenglonghuohudezhanleqilai，zaibingchuangbianhuodongzheshoujiao。
taheshenbiandehushimen，quandouxiabajingdiaoleyidi。
“xiaohuozhi，niquedingbuzaixiuxixiuxi？”
“bule，yisheng，wozhunbeichuyuanle！”
“可你的情况……”
“nibushidoujianceguolema，wodeqingkuangnandaohaiyoushenmewentima？”
“zhei……wentidaoshimeiyou，kewobuganxiangxinnideshentihuifusuduzheimekuai，doukuaiganshangbierenxiuxishitianbangeyuele！”
“haha，kenengwotizhiteshuba！”
zhangweimeiyoufeihua，henkuaibanlihaochuyuanshouxu。
“dongdama，wolaile！”
ertajiexialaidemudedi，zeshifanxiao。
tayaozuoweizhangwei，qutaohuiyixiebengaishuyuzijidedongxi！
diyibu，jiushirangjiameilifuchudaijia，zheinvrenjuranrangcengjingdezijizuotiangou。
是可忍孰不可忍！