《让你当饲养员,你教大熊猫功夫?》 小说介绍
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《让你当饲养员,你教大熊猫功夫?》 第6章 免费试读
“你恢复一下!”
学生:……
yanxialiangmingxueshengdoubijiaocan。
一个口吐鲜血。
一个被打成的猪头。
现在酒也清醒了。
yebujixushangtou!shuajiufeng!
只剩下连连求饶。
“bushinimen**deshihoule?”
“我错了大哥!”
“你放过我们吧!”
“womenhedianjiu,youdianbuzhidaotiangaodihoule!”
ranerzheihaishipanmengshouxialiuqingdejieguo。
yizhixiongmaodeliliang,kendingshichaoguoyibanrenleide。
suoyi,daxiongmaodequanliyiji,tamenweibinengchengshouzhu。
xianzaizhishijitamendianyansekankaneryi。
"赶紧滚蛋!"
“好咧!”
tingjianqinfangsongkou,errenlianmangtaoliledongwuyuan!
youkemenkaishifengkuangpaizhao,fengkuangluxiang。
拍手叫好。
henkuai,daxiongmaojiuchuxianzailewangluozhishang。
dunshiyinqilewushuwangyoudeguanzhu。
“wocao?woqimengle?wozenmekanjiandaxiongmaozaiyongwugongdaren?”
“zheishiaihechengdeba?bukenengyouzheimeniubidedaxiongmao。”
yikaishitamendoujuedeshihechengdeshipin,zhishiweileboquliuliang,danshidiankaipinglunqu,limianfenxiangleyigewanzhengbandeshipin。
点进去一看。
从学生挑衅。
到大熊猫反击。
quanchengmeiyourenhepshenji。
erqiehaishiyijingdaodidejingtou。
根本不可能作假。
wangyouzheicaizhidao,zheibushijiadeshipin,ershizhenshifashengdeshiqing。
“???”
“真的???”
“这是真事?”
“dui,wodangshijiuzaixianchang,neidaxiongmaolaomengle!”
“dui,wojiushixianchangdeneikeshu!”
“woshixianchangdedianxiangan!”
“woshishushangdeneizhihouzi!”
bijingwangyoushilaiziquanguode。
xianchangmuduzheijianshide,buchaoguowushigeren。
suoyi,wangyoudoushizaidouleeryi。
“**,xianzaidaxiongmaodouzheimeniubilema?”
“真-功夫熊猫?”
“wodetiana,zheishishenmewuzhong?”
“daerwendeguancaiban,biakdounanyaa?”
“maqueshileniu**,queshiniubi。”
“zhenshicaopiyuefuhedianbijiu,zhenjibazuile。”
“jiuzheiyangdedaxiongmaoaotemanlaileyeyaoshandenga!”
“sunwukonglailedouyaodangbimawen。”
“yewenlailedouyaozhihuneixing!”
“loushangde,nimenzheishiyaojitikaoyanma?”
“xuesheng:nimenkenengbuzhidao,wobeiyizhihuiwugongdedaxiongmaodoudale,yongdehaishiyongchunquan!”
“xuesheng:wochuanyuele,chuanyuehuidaolewobeidazhiqian,wofashi,zheibeizizaiyebuzhaoredaxiongmaole!”
……
视频很快就爆火了。
wanzhengban,dangranshiqinfangzijifangchulaide。
因为动物园有监控。
wanzhengban,zhiyouqinfangzheilideduyifen。
jinjinyitiandeshijian,jiushouhuolebaiwandianzan。
直接火出圈。
qinfangjinjinzheiyigeshipin,jiushouhuolewushiwandefensi。
zheihaijinjinshiyiwanshangdeshijian。
私信也直接爆炸了。
“siyangyuan,zheidaxiongmaoshenmepinzhongde?”
“daxiongmaoshenghaizi,nengmaiwoyizhima?”
“xiongdi,kaigejia!duoshaoqian!heshiwozhijieshoule!”
“nengjigedingweijiwoma?woxiangguoqukan!”
“daxiongmaodegongfushinijiaodema?niyidingshidashijibiedewuzheba!”
“womendongwuyuan,yeyoudaxiongmao,xiongdi,youshijianguolaiyejiaojiaobei!”
resouzhishang,doushiguanyudaxiongmaodecitiao。
resoudiyi,xianshibangongfuxiongmao。
houmiandeyequandoushiguanyudaxiongmaoderesou。
shishangzuiqiangdaxiongmao,meiyouzhiyi。
daxiongmaohuigongfu,daodishidaodedelunsang,haishirenxingdeniuqu。
zheishidaerwenzuigangadeyici!
qingyunxueyuanlianggexuesheng,beidaxiongmaoxuenve。
liangmingxuesheng,xiangduidaxiongmaozuoxiuxiudeshiqing,jieguobeidaxiongmaofansha。
yishijian,zhenggedaxiongmaoderedudoubeidaileqilai。
bushaodongwuyuan,doukaizhibo,zhibodaxiongmao。
yenengxiyinbushaodewangyou。
danshiwangyoujinlaikanyiyan,bushigongfuxiongmao,jiuhuituichu。
youdezhibojian,shenzhidazhegongfuxiongmaodebiaoti。
jieguojinquzhihou,daxiongmaozuiduonengshengelanyao。
xiangrangdaxiongmaozhanqilaidoubushiyijianrongyideshiqing。
“cao,zheibushituotuodebiaotidangma?”
“zheiyangdezhibojian,woyijinglaheishijigele。”
“zheihaibushizuiguofende,haiyougengguofende,shiyigerenchuanzhexiongmaodeyifu,zailianwu,zheibushigenwozheicheduzima?wokanren?wohaiburuqukanmeinv?”
“huashuo,zhengjingdegongfuxiongmaodezhibojian,weishenmehaibukaiboa?”
“谁知道呢!”
ercishideqinfang,xiangyaokaibo,yeyaoyoujihuia。
zhenggedongwuyuandedamen,yijingbeiyoukechonglanle。
xianzaiwanquanshizizhushidedongwuyuan。
门口放一张二维码。
ranhounayigebaozhi,xiejigezi。
“menpiaosanshibayuan!qingzijuesaoma!”
“xianjinjigesanshiwushi,doukeyi。”
“rentaiduo,gongzuorenyuanjiuyige,shizaishimangbuguolai!”
“谢谢合作。”
zheijiewangyoudesuzhihaisuanshikeyi。
kendingyoubumaipiaojinrude。
danshidabufenren,haishiyuanyizijuemaipiaode。
zheigeshijierenheyigejiaoluodoushiruci,haishiyousuzhiderenbijiaoduo。
meisuzhideren,yebukenengmiejue。
zonghuiyouneimeyilianggehaiqunzhima。
erdaxiongmao,zheiliyijingrenmanweihuanle。
人挤人,人山人海。
youdetizhongbijiaoqingde,shenzhibeijideshuangjiaolidi。
都不需要自己走!
被大部队带着走。
erqinfang,zeshizaidaxiongmaodelingdizhizhong,gendaxiongmaojiandandehudong。
ranerguanzhongbuxiangkanhudong。
douzaichaozheyaokandaxiongmaolianxiyongchun。
“能不能练武了?”
“zheidengbangexiaoshile,shenmedoumeikanjian,nengbunengkuaidian?”
“wolaijiushiweilekandaxiongmaolianxiyongchunquande,bushikantamaimengde,”
“kuaidian,wodouyaobeijisile!”
“wojiahaizidiule,sheikanjianwohaizile?”
qinfangyezhinenganzhaoguanzhongdeyaoqiu。
qishi,xianzaideqinfang,yeshihanliujiabei。
jintianzaoshangyikaidamen,chadianhesi。
buzhidaodehaiyiweishixiaorizijincunni!
neiren,heiyayadeyipian。
疯了似的冲了过来。
qinfangzaizheiyigeyuedeshijian,jiunengjianguoyouzheimeduodeyouke。
eryigexiaoshizhihou,daxiongmaoyijingzhanshileyibianwugongle。
danshixinlaideyoukemeikanjian。
只能继续展示!
“buxing,jintianbiyuanzhihou,shuoshenmeyeyaozhaojigerenbangmang!”
“zijizheiyang,zhendetaileile!”
“要死了!”
“yuanlaitaihuo,yebushiyijianhaoshi!”
jiuzaicishi,yougedage,shizaishibuxiangzairenqunzhizhongyongjile,zhijiekaishipashangweiqiang,ranhoutiaolejinlai。
“lai,rangwoshishi,zheidaxiongmaodeshili!”
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