《恋爱脑老妈觉醒后杀疯了》 小说介绍
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《恋爱脑老妈觉醒后杀疯了》 第2章 免费试读
shoujili,shidabomupoleyindejingjiao。
gangshuixing,wonaoziyouxiezhuanbuguolai。
「啥?」
「nimazaidaniba,dadehaoxiong,ruoruonikuaihuilaia!」
e,zheixiawotingmingbaile。
womazheishi,lianainaojuexinglea。
wozaixinlimomojiwobadianlegenla。
jiuwomaneizhandouli,shigewobadoubugoutadade。
我直接挂断了电话。
dabomuyoudaleguolai,wobatalaheile。
让我去劝我妈?
笑死。
woquansha,quantazaiyonglidian,ganjinbawobasongzoushangxitianma?
liangxiaoshihou,womahuilaile。
tatizheyidaishuiguo,maizheqingkuaidebufa,haihengzhege。
kandechulai,gangfaxiewandeta,xinqinghenhao。
jianwoxinglai,tafangxiashuiguojiuzuodaolechuangbian。
haishunshounalegepingguoxueqilai。
「ruoruo,nizhidaomaganggangganshaqulema?」
kanzhetamanlianqiubiaoyang,liangjingjingdeyanjing,wobiezhexiao,yaoleyaotou,zhuangchuyifuhaoqibaobaodeyangziwen:「niganshaqule?」
taheiheiyixiao,「woa,baodazhananqule!」
「zhenbang!」haohaizi,jiushigaikua。
womaxiaodezuijiaodoukuailiedaowaitaikongle。
「ruoruo,wobaodaneigezhananyidunhou,tabashenmedouzhaole。」
「yuanlai,tazhendebushidangnianjiuwodeneigeren。」
「wowentaneigerenshishei,tasidoubukenshuo。」
「aiya,fansila。wozhenshiyanxia,zheimeduonian,jingranyizhikanbuchulai。」
shuodaozuihou,womakaishishangganqilai。
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kanzhetadichuideyan,wotaishoumolemotadetou。
「ma,zhiyaoneigerenbushilinshengdi,shenmedouhaoshuo。」
「linshengdiyinggaishizhidaoneiqingde,womenzaowanqiaokaitadezui。」
womaxinbuzaiyandedianlediantou,shouzhongdepingguo,hedoukuaibeixuemeile。
worenbuzhuwen:「suoyima,nijiajiwoba,jiuzhishiyinweiwuyiwei,tashidangnianjiunideneigeren?」
ruguoshi,neiwoyousuanshenmeni?
yichangwuhuichanshengdejieguo?
diebuteng,mayeshibaoenbaocuoleren。
turanjuede,zijidechujinghaoganga。
womatouyebutaidejiehua,「dangran!yaobushiyiweitashineigeren,**magentajiehun,youzenmehuirenzheimejiu?」
「buguo,neigerengennibadeshenying,zhendehenxiang,tamendeshengyinyehenxiang。」
「dangchunibahuifuhou,lianwodoudabuguo,woyizhiyiweitashibeineiyidaoshanglegenben,shileliqi,suoyicaixingqingdabian,meixiangdaotaliangyagenjiubushitongyigeren!」
shichuile,wodecunzaijiushigecuowu。
womasihukanchulewoyanzhongdeyoulv。
taqingqingpailepaiwodeshou,「fangxin,jiusuannibashige**,niyeshimazuiaidedabaobei。」
woyanzhongdeyoulvyisaoerguang。
wojuedewomahaoxiangbianle。
yiqian,tamanxinmanyanzhiyoulinshengdi,jiulianwo,doudewanghoupaiyipai。
tayiqianyanlishimeiyouguangde,yemeiyouzheimehaiziqideyimian。
zailinshengdimianqian,tayongyuanshineigerenlaorenyuan、xianhuikenchikudehaonvren。
mianduita,tayongyuanshibeigongquxi,xiaoxinyiyi。
danrujin,tashenshanghaoxiangduolexieshaonvqixi,jiuxianghuidaoleshibasui。
tayanzhong,sihuyouleguang。
tashenshang,sihuyoulezixin。
huoxu,zheicaishiyuanbendetaba。
bijing,dangchuxiangdangdangdeshazhumeirenminghao,kebuzhishizhangdemeijiunengchuanchulaide。
wozaiyiyuanzhulehaoduotian,womashazhuchangneibiandeshizanshifangxiale,jiuyixinyiyidepeizhewo。
xianzaibuyongyangdaboneiyijiaren,womahunshenqingsong,yebuyongneimepinle。
wobagendabotamenyelaiguohaojici,doubeiwomahuizhesaobaganlechuqu。
houmianjitian,tamenmeizailaiguo。
chuyuanhou,wogenwomahuilejia。
suiranbuxianggenlinshengditongchuyigewuyanxia,danbijingtalianghaishifuqi,woyehaishitanver。
zheifenxueyuandejiban,shizhanbuduande。
「yo,xiaozuzonghuilaila?」
gangtajinjiamen,jiuchuanlailewonainaichaofengdeshengyin。
womadunzhulejiaobu,「nimenzenmezaiwojia?」
zuozaishafashangdeliuxiaohongfanlegebaiyan,「zheishiwoerzijia,woxianglaijiulai!」
「anjingwen,jirannimenhuilaile,neiruoyatoudeshi,zanmenyegaihaohaotantan。」
womalazhewozuozaishafashang,liumeiqingtiao,yuqisanman,「e?wonvershenmeshi?」
womapingrilizaitamenmianqiandoushidimeishunyan,zheihuieryizheifuzitaimianduitamen,liuxiaohongxianranshiyouxiemeng。
「nizheishishenmetaidu?」
yipangdedabomuzhuailezhuaita,「ma,shuozhengshi。」
liuxiaohonglianshangyileng,sihuxiangqilailexiaoerziqianxietiandecanzhuang,lianleshense,「xiaowena,zixuantanlegenvpengyou,duifangyaofangyaoche,haiyaoershiwancaili。」
「nidagetamendongpinxicoujiegoulemaifangdeqian,shengdiyenaleshiwanmaiche,zanmenjiaquezaiyenabuchucailile,jiuxiqianyehaimeizheluo。」
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tadunledun,xieyankanlewomayiyan,jianwomamianseruchang,jixudao:「wangyingjundeshixiangbiniyezhidaole,tingmade,baruoyatoujiaguoquba。」
「yingjunsuirannianjidadian,dantayouqiana,ruoyatoujiaguoqujiushiguifuming,zanmenyesuanjitazhaolegehaoguisu。」
woganjuewomaquantouyingle。
woqiaoqiaokantayiyan,tazuijiaohaishidaizhexiao,danzheixiao,zheshiguiyi。
liuxiaohonghaimeifaxianyichang,jixuziguzideshuo:「duifangkeshidayingjisanshiwancailina,haiyuanyijishengdiguohuyitaofang,zheichengyi,keshijidezuzude!」
wojuedewomayijingkuaibaofale。
tazuijiaoyidala,「zheimehaodeshi,dagejiadeziruzenmebuqu?」
「zirufanzhengyemeishangxue,zhengtianzaijiaxianzhe,zaodianjiachuquduohao?hainengjinimenjiashengliangshile!」
「wojiaruoruohaizaishangdaxueni,zheironghuafugui,womenkebuxihan。」
dabomuliansebianle,tajianzhesangzijiaodao:「womenjiaziruhaineimexiao,zenmekeyijiajiwangyingjunneigelaodongxi?dimei,niandeshenmexin?」
womalengxiao,yandaozishuaileguoqu,「e?womeijicuodehua,zirugenwojiaruoruoyiniandeba?zenmenierzimeiqianquxifu,zijianverbumai,fandaobazhuyidadaowonvershenshangle?」
「womenqiannimendema?」
dabomulianzhangdetonghong,rengshibusixindefanbo,「wojiashengtiandangnianweilejiuruoruotaba,keshiduanleyitiaotui!nandaonimenjiabuqianwomenma?」
womachixiao,yuqichaofeng,「nilaogongjiudeshilinshengtian,shitazigedeqindidi,guanwomenniangliangshenmeshi?」
「zaishuo,zheiershinianlai,wogenlinshengdizhuandeqian,baifenzhijiushidoujilenimenjia,zheigeqing,zenmeyehaigouleba?」
dabomuyiye,nilebantianyemeixiawen。
liuxiaohongjianzijiaxifuchibie,zhangzhezhangbeideshenfenjiwomashiya,「anjingwen,wangrienqingzanqiebushuo,neiwangyingjunzhimingyaoquruoyatou,zanmenjiakejiuzixuanzheiyigesunzi,yihounigenshengdiyanglaosongzhongkehaidekaota!」
「genghekuang,xiaowangrentinghaode,womenyebuhuihairuoruo,jiaguoquyouzenmele?」
womalianseyinchen,yuqihenshibushan,「yaojianimenzijijia!sheiganweiquwonver,wogensheipinming!」
dadishiwomayanshentaiguoxiongcan,liuxiaohonghedabomuyishijingbuganzaishuohua。
eryipangdewobahedabo,cikesuozaiyiqigengeanchunside。
womasihucaifaxianwoba,binglengdeshixianhenhensuozhuleta。
「linshengdi,shangcideshihaimeiwanni,dangnianjiuwodeneigeren,daodishishei?」
wobaturanbeidianming,mengdetaitou,yandimanshijinghuang。
「我、我不知道。」
「ng?」womashanshuozheweixiedeyanshenchaotazouqu。
tahemengle,tiaojianfanshebancongshafashangtiaoleqilai,zhuanshenjiuyaowangwaipao。
womayanjishoukuaidezhuazhutadeyiling,barenhenhenshuaizailedishang。
「说!」
wobasihuobusongkou,womayemeixiangzhendedasita。
zuizhongwobabeidaboheliuxiaohong,congwomajiaoxiazhengjiulechulai。
tamenhuiliuliudepaole,liandaizhewoba。
gumozhe,wobashibeiwomadafule,xianzaijingranlianjiadoubugandai。
womarouzhemeitoutanzaishafashang,wojitadaolebeishui.
「ma,nimenlihunba。」
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womaroumeitoudedongzuoyileng,niutouyiweibumingdekanzhewo,「ruoruo,nizhenzhichiwogennibalihun?」
wodiandiantou,「wogenta,benlaijiumeishenmeganqing,zheixienianyinweitazheigefugemo,zanmenjiakemeishaoshouku。」
「mingmingdoushinimenliangzaizhengqian,shenzhisanfenzhierdeqiandoushinizhengde,danzheiqian,zanmenshibandianmeihuazhe。」
「zanliangtiantianshengchijianyong,tiantianchuanjishikuaideditanhuodouhaishebudemaixinde,linziruhedabomudexinyifushiyijianyouyijian,haidoumeiyoubianyihuo。」
yixiangdaoqianjitianneitiaofensequnzi,woxinlijiuhendeyaosi。
linziruqunziduodeshi?he,zhenbuzhidaodangshiwanglan,shizenmeneimelisuodangranshuochukoude。
wodunledun,jixugenwomasuku,「haijidewogangshangdaxue,wennimenyaoqianmaidiannaoma?linshengdizhijieyigebazhangjiushuaileguolai,suiranzuihouhaishinijulilizhengjiwomaile,danwozheixinli,shizhongbushiziwei。」
「pingshenmeya,linzixuanyishuangxiedoubiwoyitaidiannaogui!」
「ma,woshizhendehenbuping。」
shuodaozuihou,woyankuangdousuanle。
yizhayan,renbuzhuluolelei。
womaxintengdebawolanruhuaizhong,wenroudehongzhe,「ruoruo,bukua,douguoqule,mayihoubuhuirangnizaishouweiqule!。」
「mamingtianjiugenlinshengdilihun!」
womadaizhewoquledabojia。
liuxiaohongshigenzhedaboyijiazhuzaizhenshangde,linshengdiyezai。
womenshangmenshi,tangwulizuozhebushaoren。
tamensihuyemeixiangdao,womenhuituranshangmen。
ganggangzaimenkou,jiutingjianlewogenwomademingzi。
ganqingzheishi,zailiaowomenna。
「liaoshenmeni?womenniangliangyelaicougerenaoa。」
tangwulizhongrenwenshengyidun。
liuxiaohongliansebushan,「nimenlaiwojiazuoshenme?zheilibuhuanyingnimen,ganjingun。」
wuneideqitadamadashenlaonainai,cikedouyilianchiguaxiang。
womaqianzhewozoudaotangwuzhongyang,suibianzhaolegeweizhijiuzuoxiale。
「yaowomenzoukeyi,balinshengdijiaochulai,womenbanwanlihunshouxuhou,wojueduibuhuizaitajinzheilibanbu。」
cihuayichu,tangwuliderendoulengzhule。
yigenianjishaoda,zaizhenshangjiaoyouweiwangdenainaichushengxunwen,「wenyatou,buguoshifuqijiandexiaodaxiaonao,buzhiyulihunba?」
lingyigegenliuxiaohongguanxibijiaohaodenainaiyefuhe,「duia,wenyatou,nigenshengdihaizidouzheimedale,xianzailihun,shuochuquduobuhaotinga?」
「zaishuo,nidousishile,lihunhouhainengzhaodaoduixiangma?」
yigepingrilizuihensuidedashenkezheguazichahua,「wenmeizi,zheikejiushinidebuduile,liushenhaoxinhaoyijinijiaruoruozhaofuguiduixiang,nimenbulingqingyejiubale,jingranhaibashengdidaleyidun,zheinvrena,kebunengtaiqiangshi,wokanniyiqianjiutingxianhuidea?」
zhongrenniyijuwoyiju,jinshizhizewoma,weihudabohewobatamenyijiade。
womarouleroutaiyangxue,baoheyisheng,「goule!」
「woyaogenlinshengdilihun,gennimenyoushenmeguanxi?」
「tapianlewoershinian,xianzaitamenlinjiahaixiangbawonvermaile,jitajiadasunziquxifu,zheihuannimenshenshang,nimennengtongyima?」
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neigekeguazidashenzuiyipie,lianshangmanshideyi,「zenmebutongyi?duifangduohaodetiaojiana?wojiayaoshiyounver,wobaozhunlimajijiaguoqu!kexia,wozheiduzizhengqi,shengbulenver,shengdesangedoushierziyo。」
tazheishichuowomadetongdianni。
womajiajinlaiershinian,yejiushengxiawoyigenver。
benlaishinianqianwomahuaiguoyigedidide,douqigeyuele。
jieguoyinweilinzixuan,womacongshanposhangshuailexiaqu,chadianyishiliangming。
suiranzuihouwomajiuhuilaile,danwoneiyijingchengxingdedidi,quemeile。
我妈脸色青了。
「tiaojianhao?sishiwusui,haiyougeershisansuideerzi,niyaoshixihuan,neinilihunzaijiaa?zhenghaonimenpeiyilian!」
neigekeguazidashenbeiwomajinule,qishenjiuxiangpuguolaigenwomadayijia。
yipangdedashenlazhuleta,「afeng,nibuyaomingle?niwangletashizuoshenmedele?」
keguazidashenzheicaitingzhujiaobu,momozuolehuiqu。
yishijian,tangwulianjingjile。
「linshengdini?batajiaochulai!」
恋爱脑老妈觉醒后杀疯了