手撕综艺剧本后，绿茶对家崩溃了
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《手撕综艺剧本后，绿茶对家崩溃了》 手撕综艺剧本后，绿茶对家崩溃了精选章节 免费试读
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renyoubuhuiyouyongdewobeihailangyanmei。houlaitanazhewohelingyigenanrendeqinmizhaohongzheyanzhiwenwo。
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wodemingzizhongyuchuxianzaijiabinmingdanshang，jinaizheyenanxi。resoushanghaimeichaowan，
jiemuzubianxunsurenmingwodangdiyizhandedaoyou。woyanzhonghuaiyijiemuzukanrenaobuxianshida。
bijingquanwangsheibuzhidaowoheyenanxibuhe。tadefensi、taheluxundecpfenshiheiwodezhulijun。
woyijingkeyixiangxiangjiemukaishihoubeimashangresou、guangchangbeitudechangjingle。jingjirenpailepaiwodejianbang，
「tangxin，fangqingsong！jinrenshitingtianming，nizhiguanzuoziji。」wodiandiantou，shenhulejikouqi。
weilebimianbeima，wozaozaodediyigedaoyanboshi。manshijiabinrenmingdedanmukaishipiaoman「huopen」。
wotanleyikouqi，wushitamenkaishiguihuaxingcheng。「hailou～tangxin～」
laoxiguqinluzaimenkoutanchubangeshenzihewodazhaohu。houmiangenzhexinshengdaixiaohuaaini。
lujieshichulemingdexihaorenzhishuang，yeshiwoyizhixiangyaohezuodedaqianbei。jiandaozhenrenneike，
woxingfendeshiqubiaoqingguanli。womenhanxuanyihuihou，aidoutangdinghenvgeshoutaoziluxudaochang。
danmuyekaishipiaoqigeseyingyuan。jiabinqiren，zhichaluxunheyenanxi。wotiaoletiaomei，jiuzhidaohuichuyaoezi。
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yenanxideyidipiaolewoyiyan，zirandinaguoluxunshoushangneigefensedexinglixiang。「zheixiedongxiwoxuanlehaojiu，
dajiabuyaoxianqi。」haimeifanyingguolai，woshouzhongbeiyenanxisaileyigewawa。
guowaidaipdezhujiao——kkmao，feichangxiaoqiaokeai。relianshi，luxunjiwomaiguoliangge。
zhidaobazhangdadewanouhualeyiwanduohou，woanziroutenglehaojiu。「nanxijie，woaisinile。」
aininazhejiazhiliuwande**banwanouguazaiyenanxishenshang，cengzhetadeshoubeisajiao。yenanxiyilianqianyi。
「nimenxihuanjiuhao，douguaiwomiludanwudajiashijianle。woshiguojidaoyoufaxiaoxi，
kenengtangxinjiejietaimanglemeikanjian，buguohaozailuxundaiwoguolai。」ze，zheijiukaishiyanshangle？
【tangxinzheigehendudenvren！weishenmeyaoguliwomenxixi，kaichangjiujixixixiamawei，
zheizhongdijidebaofushouduanzhenshiexin！！】【nanxiyetaihaoleba！dangtadepengyouhaoxingfu，
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】【nanxikeshichulemingderenyuanhaopengyouduo，zhenxinhuanzhenxin，buxiangmourenneimeshili，
henbudetiezailujieshenshang。】【kedaole！kanlaichuanwenshizhende，luxunweilebaohuxixi，zhijiekongjiangjiemuzu。
】03womochushouji，yingzhetoupididaoyenanximianqian。「nishuodedui，suiranbuzhidaonilianxidenagedaoyou，
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jingjirendexiaoxidanchulai，bujiuqianqiaodingdenvnhaobeijiehule。budebushuo，luxundongzuotingkuai。
tazhenshijianbudeyenanxishouyidianweiqu。womanbujingxindinielenieshouzhongdewanou，chaofengyixiao。ng？
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【kankantangxinzheimeiyoujianguoshimiandeyangzi。】【nengbunenghuangerendangdaoyoua？zheitangxinkanzhehaobukaopu，
nanxibitashiheduole。】【tangding！luxun！wanghoutui，lineigenvrenyuandian！
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】04xingchengdediyizhanshiaodaliya。weilefangbianchuyou，zhusuanpaizailelihailiugonglidexiaobieshu。
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tatiyidao：「yaobuwomenhaishiquhailiwanba！」wolianmangjujue，「wobuhuiyouyong。」
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meiguoyihuier，wochenggongfuzaishuimianshang。yenanxizuozaishitoushangfachuxianmudechengzan：「xinjiehaolihai！
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「zheigehenjiandande，niyekeyi。」「nibuhuidongwoduihaidekongjude。」shuozheyenanximanmanchaowomenzoulai。
「nimandian，buyaotiao。」luxunhuaweiluoyin，yenanxiputongyishengyuejinluxunhuaili，
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shisheicengjingqin**xiashuiximaitonggaoshuozijijingyelaizhe？yaobushiyoubudong，wozhenxianglitamenyuandian。
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lujiehetaozibawolaoleshanglai。taoziyiliandanyoudipaipaiwodebei。「hehuaileba！
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yikanjiuhenhuizuo！】【zheizhongxiayishidedanxinshizuihaokede，
tingdaoxixidehushenghouluxundeshoudoukuaiyouchuhuoxingzile。】【ganggangdehailangkanzhehaoweixian！
tangxinbuhuiyouyonghaipaohailiganma？weilehongzheimebuyaoming？】wolengxiaoyisheng，queshitinghaokede。
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qishitingmeiyiside。「luxun，womenfenshouba。」zuihouyitiaoxinxifasongchenggonghou，wolaheileta。
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wohaishifeichangchitadeyan。】【qishitangxinbiyenanxigaojidaqiduole，
yenanxizheizhongxiaobaihuazhangxiangtaiguadanle，zheishinengshuodema？】【tangxinyejiuzhiyouliannengkanle。
nimenbiebeitadebiaoxiangjipianle。】【ganggangtakantaozideyanshenhaowenroua！maya！woyaodaogele！
】yenanxiliansetieqingdidenglewoyiyan，cuicudajiakuaidianganlu。zoulebangexiaoshi，
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dengzhewozhengsedao：「daishuzheimekeai！zenmekeyichidaishu？！」laobanjieshishuozheilishikeyilieshadaishude，
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weidaobiniurouhaixianmei。taozihaoqidiwenwo：「zenmeyang？haochima？」wodiandiantou：「yigezi，xiang！」
yenanxiyilianzhenjingdizhizhewo，「nizhendechile？！nishiwomentuanduilidiyigechidaishuroude！！」