邻居喜欢往我院子丢东西
《邻居喜欢往我院子丢东西》 小说介绍
《linjuxihuanwangwoyuanzidiudongxi》zheibenxiaoshuozhangjiehenxiyinyanqiu，rangrenkanleaibushishou，gushiqingjieyihuankouyihuan，gushizhizhongdezhujiaoxiaoyulidashan，quzhechuanqidegushizhendehennairenxunwei，kanlehenduoxiaoshuo，zheishizuihaode！xiaoshuojingxuan:lidashanjidemianhongerchidirangrang：“nizheigenvrenzaihushuoshenmea？wodetuiwohainengbuzhidao？woshuofeilejiushifeile！wokannijiushihezheigeyanggoudenvrenyihuo……
《邻居喜欢往我院子丢东西》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
wojiazhuyilou，yougexiaoyuanzi。
keloushanglinjupianpianxihuanwangxiadouyanhui，
bawoshaidebeizitangjiaole、yangdehuayetangsile。
wozhaotalilun，yikaimen，queshigewushiduosuidedaye，
yijianwojiuwenwoduoshaoqian。
wohaiyiweitayaopeichang，gangxiangzhenzhuozheshuoyigeshuzi。
taqueturanmuluxialiu，xiaodesemimide：
“接受用嘴吗？”
wolengleyixia，zhijieshanletayibazhang。
他捂着脸，怒吼：
“nijurangandawo？xinbuxinwonengrangnipeideqingjiadangchan！”
我冷笑：
“pei？jieshoumingbima？”
01
警察来了。
lidashanyigaiganggangdexiaozhangqiyan，zhijietangdaodishangzhuangrouruo。
bierenyaofutatajiuhengji，zheiyetengneiyeteng，daleyixialianquanshendouqianzheteng。
zheimoyang，pashimeigeshijiwankuaiqianqibulaile。
民警同志面露为难。
woqueqiaozhuanglegeweisheng，jiazhuangzhenjingdihan：
“ya！zheilaotouchufanghaoxiangzhehuole！dajiabieguantalekuaipaoba！”
yitingzheihua，lidashanguliuliudijiupaqilaile。
laogutouyibaquebisheidoulinghuo，tuisangzhedajiajiuwangwaiji，yibianjiyibianmamalieliedi：
“tmddoujiwogunkai！biedangdao！”
banshang，jianzhongrendoubupao，fanerdouwunaididingzheziji，tacaieranhuiguotou。
shenhounayoushenmeqihuodechufang，zhiyourenbuzhuzaitouxiaodewobale。
lidashanyouqiyouxiu，lianbietonghong，yishouchaolejiaoshangdetuoxiejiuyaolaidawo：
“你这个小**！”
被民警迅速拦下。
lidashankanlekanyansudejingcha，youkanleyanduozaitamenshenhoudewo，lenghengyisheng，jixuzuiying：
“jiusuanwoshizhuangde，neiyouzenmeyang？”
“buguanzenmeshuo，zheigenvdejiushidawole！jirandawo，tajiudepei！”
我反驳：
“shinixianduiwoxingsaoraode！”
tayonglaoerhunzhuodeyanjingningshiwoyiyan，liekaizuijiao，xiaodewulai：
“ze，xianzaidexiaoguniangkezhenbuyaolian，weilebupeiqian，juranlianzheizhonghuadoushuodechulai！”
“wodouduodanianjile？hainengxiangzheneishi？”
“zaishuole，niyebusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji，zhangdegengedouyacaiside！wonengkandeshang？”
lidashanchixiaoyisheng，manlianbiyi：
“woquannia，haishi......”
“多少钱？”
“接受用嘴吗？”
zaitingdaozijideshengyinxiangchezhenggefangjianhou，lidashanlianshangdexiaorongchedijiangzhu。
woshihuaidilianzhefanglehaojibian。
tamianhongerchi，cuoediyongshouzhizhiwo：
“ninini、nizenmehui？”
wolengxiaozheyangleyangshouzhongdeluyinbi：
“buhaoyisi，xianzainianqingrenzhudadeyige，jiushibujiangwude！”
zhuanguotou，woyourenzhendao：
“jingguan！woxianzaiyanzhonghuaiyilidashanshexianpiaochang，bingqieyouzhengjukeyizhengming！”
lidashanliansefabai，lianmangjieshi：
“bububu！bushidejingguan！wozhishidouta，gentakaiwanxiaode！”
警察却脸色一懔：
“zheimeshuo，nichengrenshinixianduirenjiazaochengxingsaoraoleshibushi？”
“我......”
lidashanmuguangshanshuo，youyulexujiu，zhongjiuhaishiyaoyadiantoule：
“是......”
我嗤笑一声。
taquelikezhuantouehenhendidingzhewo，yongkouxingwushengdishuo：
“你给我等着！”
woyibujudihuishitademuguang，lengxiaodao：
“走着瞧！”
02
jingchaduiwomenlianggefenbiejinxinglepipingjiaoyu，
shuotabunenggaokongdouyanhui，erqieyaoduinvxingduoyixiezunzhong。
yeshuolewo，bunengyiyanbuhejiuzhijiexiandongshou。
ketamenyaozoudeshihou，zheilaotouhaijidezhuichuquwen：
“neiwolianshangzheishangzenmeban？tabupeila？”
警察无语：
“nixiangzhuijiu？yekeyi！”
“danshizheishijiushinifancuozaixian，weileyidianqian，nixiangjinjuzilidunyidun？”
lidashanwenyan，liansechediweile。
taqijibaihuaidiehenhendengwoyiyan，gancuibawotuichujiamen，hedao：
“laozizhenshidaolebabeizimeipengdaonizheigelinju！！！”
shuozhe，jiuzhongzhongdibamenguanshangle，lianjiwogefanzuidejihuidoumeiyou。
woxianhuiqi，danyezhinengxianhuijia。
danmeixiangdao，zheilaotouquebianbenjiali。
diertian，wotangzaiyuanziliyaoyaoyishangshanghuadeshihou，
toudingturanyire，yongshouyimo，shishide。
“下雨了吗？”
woqiguaidinannanziyu，gangyaonachushoujikantianqiyubao，
yigushuiliushunzhewodenaodaizhijielinlewoyishen，haidaizheyigunanwendesaochouwei。
woganjuezhenggerenxiangshipaojinlematongliyiyang，zhouzhemeitaitouyikan，
jingkanjianlelidashanneizhangexindelian，haiyoutade......
tachaowoningxiaozhe，youdiaozhengfangxiang，chongwomiaozhun，tiaoletiaomei，tiaoxindishuo：
“laozideniaoxiangbuxiang？”
“baoguannizheitiaoxiaomugouwenleyihouneng**di**！”
“啊——”
wojianjiaozhepaohuifangjian，zaiyushilibianoubianyongshuifengkuangdichongxi，zuzuxileshibian，yongguanglezhengzhengliangdapingxifashuihemuyulu，caicongzuooudezhuangtailizhengzhaguolai。
keshijishiwoxianzaishenshangshixiangpenpende，woyenengxiangqilaizhiqiandeneiguweidao......
yixiangqilaijiurenbuzhupaoqucesuobaozhematongoutu。
tudaoyiban，turanxiangqilemen**。
03
woliangliangqiangqiangdizouqukaimen，neimenlinghaixiangcuimingfuyiyangbutingdixiang。
woganglakaidamen，zhengxiangmacuishenmecuideshihou，yingmianyituanheiqiqidedongxidiuleguolai。
shiyidailaji，meiyouzhakou，zadaowoshenshangdeshihousakaile，
limianshenmedongxidouyou，fulandeshuiguo，chiguodewaimai，shenzhihaiyouyongguodexiaohaigepidai。
echouzaicipumianerlai，worenbuzhudashengjianjiaoqilai。
menwaiderenjianle，baofachufengkuangdedaxiao。
lidashanbianxiaobianyouchaowoshenshangdiulegexiangjiaopi，ehenhendishuo：
“jiannvren！jiaonigenlaozizuodui！”
“gaosuni，yihouzaizaizheixiaoqulijiandaolaozi，jiwoguaiguaidijiazheweibagundan！fouze，xiaoxinwojianniyici，nongniyici！”
wozhanzaiyuandi，qidaohunshenfadou，yaoyaqiechidao：
“nizheigesilaotouhaizhendeshi53ghuangjina！”
李大山得意地笑：
“怎么说？”
wochunjiaoyichuyisilengxiao：
“全价四万了！”
lidashanlengleyihui，fanyingguolaihouzhengzhanglianshunjianbiandezhengningqilai。
tachaodishangtulekoukoushui，ningxiaozhezoujinlai，yibazhuazhuwodetoufajiuwangqiangshangzhuang：
“nizheigesinvren！haigangenwozuijianshibushi？”
“zhibuzhidaolaozinianqingdeshihoushiganshenmede？xiangnizheizhongnvren，xiangtianwodoumeijihui！”
wobeizheiyizhuangzhuangdetouyunyanhua，shenzhiyouwenredeyeticongtoushangliulexialai。
wolengxiaoyisheng，yaoyadao：
“zheiyici，keshinixiandongshoude！”
李大山双眼微眯：
“你什么意思？！”
wopinjinquanli，yibashuaikaitadeshou，tuilichutajibudejuli，daheyisheng：
“卷卷！”
xiayike，yizhimaoseyouheifaliangdechengniandemucongwulirushandianyibanchonglechulai，yikouyaozhulelidashandetui，yaozhulejiubusongkou，tongshifachuxionghendeciyasheng。
lidashantengdeshuaidaozaidi，tongkudajiao，xiangbatachuaikaiquejuedeshibushangjing，yishijingjiuyuefadetong，xiangshihunshenjingmaidouduanleyiyang。
我冷冷地看着他。
lidashanyibianzhengzha，yibiankudeyibabitiyibaleide，lianmangxiangwoqiurao：
“xiaoguniangwocuole！shiwocuole！”
“nikanzaiwonianjidale，erqiewomenhaishilinjudefenshang，fangwoyimaba，woyihoubuganle！”
womeilita，xiandalebaojingdianhuahejijiudianhua。
dengjingchadaolexianchang，wocairangjuanjuansongkou。
juanjuanshiwojingxinpeiyangguode，xiazuidefencunhenhao，zuiduojiushiranglidashanduoledianpiwaishang。
kelidashangangyidedaoziyou，limakuzhedaodayipa：
“jingchatongzhi！nimenyidingyaobazheinvdejiguanqilaia！nikantayangdeshenmechusheng？bawozheitiaotuiyaode！wobenlainianlingjiuda，tuibeizheimeyishang，yihoulianludouzoubulele！tadepeiwo！budui！tadezhaoguwoxiabanbeizicaixing！”
zaichakanwotoudingshangqingdehushiwenyanpieletayiyan，poyouxiewuyudishuo：
“daye，nineigetuiwoganggangkanguole。jiushiyidianpiwaishang，yangjitianjiuhaole，zhihouniyaoxiadiganhuoshadedoubudanwu！nishibushijiushixiangerenjiaxiaogunianga？”
lidashanjidemianhongerchidirangrang：
“nizheigenvrenzaihushuoshenmea？wodetuiwohainengbuzhidao？woshuofeilejiushifeile！wokannijiushihezheigeyanggoudenvrenyihuode！jiushiqifuwomenruoshidenanren！”
hushibangwobaozhahao，linqijijiubao，lengxiaodao：
“aduiduidui，wobudong！woxuebaniandeshudouxuedaogouduziliqule！nizuidong！neinikeqianwanbieshangyaoyebiequyiyuanle！zijizhuangquezhuangyibeiziquba！”
lidashanwenyan，pokoudama。
hushijiejiezhijiechongerbuwen，likaiqianhaibuwangdingzhuwohoumianjidequyiyuanjianchayixiayoumeiyounaozhendang，haiyou，ruguolidashanganewo，jidezhaotajiwozuozhengren。
bijing，tayeshizaizheichengshilidujudenvxing。
wolianmangwenletadedanwei，zhunbeihoumianjitasonggejinqiguoqu。
lidashanquanchengpofang，danshimeirenlita。
tahongzhelian，jideshenzhiyoudianxiangdiaoyanlei。
taqijibaihuaidizhizhewo：
“haohaohao，niyiweijiuniyourenbangnishuohuashiba？！”
“woyeyou！nidengzhewoyebarenzhaoguolai！wonongsiniwo！”
04
wotiaomei，yijiubulita，kaishihejingchachenshushishijingguo。
tidaosaniaohediulaji，lidashanjiushishikoufouren，wenlaiwenquzuilizhiyouyiju：
“tayangdeneitouchushengfafengbawoyaole！”
kejuanjuanzaiwobufahuadeshihougewaiwenshun，
shenzhixianzaihaizaiyigejingchajiejiedetuipangbianraoquanquansajiao。
wolengxiao，congshoujilidiaochushineijiankongjizhongrenkan。
zheiyikan，lidashandelianshunjianbaile。
jiankongliqingxidijiluleshitaxianchuangjinlairanhoubawodetouwangqiangshangzhuangde。
zheiyeshiwoxianqianjinutademude。
mianduijingchayufayansudelian，lidashandeshenseyufaxinxuqilai。
ketademuguangzaikandaojingchashenhouturanchuxiandeyirenhou，turanmianluxise，chaowodeyiyixiao，youzhuantoujuqishouxingfenjiaodao：
“儿子！这！”
yigenianqingnanrendeshengyinsuizhijiqiexiangqi：
“ba！nidetui？！zheishizenmelezheishi？！”
我眉心一皱。
zheishengyin，zenmehaoxianggewaishuxi......
dengrenchuxianzaiwoyanqianshiwocaimingbaiguolai。
“jiushita！zheigejiannvren！bujingenwozhaoshi，haifanggouyaowo！shengzu！zheihuiniyidingyaobangba，rangzheigejiannvrenfuchudaijia！！！”
lidashanxiaozhelenghengyisheng，xianranyifuxiaorendeyidezitai。
lishengzunuqixiongxiongdizhuanguotou，kequezaikanjianwoshi，manliandefennushunjianzhuanweichayihexinxu：
“xiao、xiaoyu？zenmeshini？”
我抱臂冷笑：
“是啊，好巧！”
lidashanyijing，mianseyouxieweiweifabai，tarenbuzhulaguolishengzudexiuzi，dishengshuo：
“zheijiushinixinjiaodeneigenvpengyou？”
“nigongsidongshizhangdenver？”
“neigenizhunbeizaitaoshangzhagedongshengmizhuchengshufanzuihoubihunyaojiazhuangdebaifumei？”
lishengzulianseyijiang，tahuanshileyiyanzhongren，jihuyaoyaqiechi：
“nibizuia！nizhenyiweizijishuohuahenxiaosheng，bierenjiucheditingbujianlema？”
“bushuohuameirennanidangyaba！”
我微笑：
“没事。”
“nibashuoshenmedoubuzhongyaole。”
“fanzheng，womenyijingjieshule。”
05
“小瑜！”
lishengzujidepaoguolailazhuwodeshou：
“nibieshuoqihua！zhei、zheihuoxuzhishiyichangwuhui！”
“是啊是啊！”
lidashanjianzhuanglianmangbangqiang：
“erxifua！babujijiaole！bujiushibeichushengyaoleyikouma？buaishibuaishi！”
lishengzutingtazheimeyishuo，liandoujibaile，lianmangdengtarangtabuyaozaishuole。
wobeizheifuziliangqidexiangxiao，zhuantourenzhenduilishengzushuo：
“xianqiannimeitiandoujiwodaizaofansonghua，woshikannijianchizheimejiusuoyiyuanyijiniyigejihui。”
“keshiwobuzhidao，yuanlainidadeshizheimeyigezhuyi！”
“he，nianjiqingqingjiuyakoubuhaoxiangzhechiruanfanleshiba？kexia，nideruanfanmengbeinibayipaoniaojiaomiele。”