《当红小花竟然翻车啦》 小说介绍
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quanchangyaquewusheng,dajiabeidingzhuleyiban,daqidoubuganchuan。
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「好,打得好!」
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「一巴掌扣十万。」
woyanqianyihei,yunleguoqu,zuilihainannanzhe。
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【4】
dengwozaixinglaideshihou,renyijingtangzaiyiyuandebingchuangshangle。
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wojiaoxiayixiao,sajiaodao。
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yixieyujiduzaiwojiamenkou,douzaiwenwozheijianshishizhendema?
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「meicuo,neigejinyuebingshiwozijimaide,danbuzhidaoweihetashuotamaide。woweilejitaliumianzi,meixiangdaohaishibeitanazoule。zhiyinweiwojilinranrangfan,xuyaopeiweiyuejin。」
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woxiaoxixidikanzhetabeisixiamianju,xinlishuangsile。
rangtazhuangxieguaibi,huogai!
【5】
wohelinranyiyuechengweidangxiazuihongdenvxing,meitimenbawoliangchengweidajiajiemeihua。
meitianwohelinranbushizaigantonggaodelushang,jiushizailujiemuhuozhepaixi,mangdeyaosi。
erguzhicidexiaoxichenjilehenjiu,zhengdangwoyiweitayaotuiquandeshihou,turanshuotaquxiangcunzhijiaole。
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「jiutaneishuipinghaizhijiao?wogaosuni,taxuelidoushiweizaode。gujiwentazhiwangshishenme,tadoubuzhidao。」
「nanguaikantataicibenshangbiaozhudeneironghaoduodoushicuobiezi,yuanlaishigewenmang。nishuotazheireduturanchulai,huibuhuigongsidazaoyigemingxingxiaxiangzuozhijiaodezhenrenxiua?」
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wodandingdijiekaimianmo,zhiwenyiju。
「出场费高吗?」
chuchangfeitinggao,zhishiqudedifanghuanjingjicha,zaijiashanghaiyouguzhici,xinqinghaishihenzaogao!
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「you,gulaoshiyisiquzhijiaojiudekudachoushen?nizheigetaidubuduanzhenga,womenshiquweizanmenguojiajiaoyushiyetianyibahuo!」
tabeiwodudeyakouwuyan,denglewoyiyanhouniutoukanxiangchuangwai。
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yinweiwocongxiaojiuzainongcunzhangda,zheiyangdehuanjingduiwolaishuojiushiyizhonghuiyi。
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「zheicilujiemudoushicaiyonggudingshexiangtou,jiemuzuderendoubuzai。bangeyuesongyiciwuziguolai,qitadedenimenzijixiangbanfa,sangeyuehoujieshuzhijiao。womenyaogenjutongxuemendefankuixuanchuzuimeizhijiaolaoshi。」
shuowanzuoshangcheyangzhangerqu。
womensigerentuozhexinglixiang,zoujinpojiudexuexiaoli,weiyidelaoshihejishimingxueshengzhanzailiangcereliedihuanyingwomendaolai。
「huanyingsiweilaoshilaiwomenxuexiaojinxingjiaoxue!reliehuanying!susheyijingdasaoganjingle,dajiabiexianjianlou。woshizheisuoxuexiaodexiaozhangyeshiweiyidelaoshi,hanwoliudagejiuxing。」
shuowantashenchushouyaogenguzhiciwoshou,danguzhicixianqidikanleyiyanliudagedeshoushuo。
「nimenzheiweishengtiaojiantaichaleba,shoudouxibuganjing。」
liudagegangadinaolenaotou,xingxingdishouhuileshou。
woyigefeishenbaguzhicidingfei,tayi**zuozaidishang。
「liudagebiegentayibanjianshi,tajiushipishiduo。ninhaoninhao,womenhengaoxingnenglai,jinintianmafanle。」
guzhiciqideshouchengzaidishangxiangqilai,meixiangdaoyishoumoxiaqu,zhualeyibagoushi!
「yechiyi,woyaoshaleni!」
guzhicideshengyinxiangchezhengzuodashan。
「xinglexingle,goushiyoubushinizijide,nibushitingaigouma,haixianqia?」
kanzhetazuozaijiaoluoyongpingzhuangshuipinmingcuozijideshou,henbudecuodiaoyicengpi。
tataiqitou,yanjiaoweihong,shengyinzhandoudishuo。
「wobuyaolule,woyaohuiqu!zheiniaobulashidedifangsheiaidaisheidai!」
wozhilezhiyipangdeshexiangtou,daqudao。
「nishuotamenweilejiemuxiaoguohuibuhuibazheiyiduanjianjinqua?erqieniqianduanshijianbushigangzhijiaohuilai,nanbuchengnijiuzaixuexiaopaizhaojizhang,ranhouzhudewuxingjidajiudian,chideshanzhenhaiwei?」
taqidemanliantonghong,zhizhiwuwubantian。
「nibieguanneimeduo!dengcanjiawanzheigejiemunijiusidingle!」
「kanniyoumeiyouminghuiquzaishuoba。zheinongcundaochujihegoudefenbian,daoshihoukongpajiubushixishoule,kongpadetuiyicengpiba!buguoninlianpizheimehou,yinggaibupatuiha!」
shuowanwozhuanshenhuinvqinle,zhiliuxiatayigerenyuandiwunengkuangnu。
huidaofangjian,linrandanxindikanzhewo。
「nishuogentadexiangchuzheimejiuhuibuhuichuyiwai?」
woweiweigouqizuijiao,jiletayigefangxindeyanshen。
「zheishizainongcun,wozuishuxidehuanjing,zannengchikui?nidengzhekanhaoxiba!」
guzhicishigaiweinazouwojinyuebingdeshiqingfuchudaijiale!
【6】
tianhaiweiliang,tongxuemenjiuzaipaocaole。
lutingxuanzaozaojiuqilaile,guzhicihaizaihuhudashui。
「jiejie,wohanbuqigudage,taganghaijilewoyixia。」
kanzhelutingxuanlianshangweihongdeyinzi,woshunjiannuhuozhongshao。
zheimehaokandeyizhanglianbeidahuailezenmeban,zheisangeyuewoshangnakanshuaige!
yushiwoyijiaochuaikaitamensushedemen,coujintaerbiandahandao。
「qichuangpaocaole!!!」
tamengdizuoqilai,dengzhedayan,chuanzhecuqi。
「yechiyi,niyoubinga!wohaimeishuixing,dengdaowoshangkelezaiqilai。」
shuowantatangxiajixushuile,wocongmenwaiyaoleyipiaoshuizhijiepozaitalianshang。
「nizuihaoxianzaijiuqichuang,xiangbuxiangyihouzaiyulequanhunle?」
shuobawozhuanshenlikaijiarulepaocaodeduiwuzhong。
meiyihuierjiukanjianguzhicimantuntundichaowomenzoulai,yigejingerdedapenti。
liudagekanjiantaneigeyangzi,haoxindixunwentaxubuxuyaoganmaoyao。
tagengzhebozidashengshuodao。
「yongbuzhe!bujiushiganmao,wozheishentisuzhitingtingjiuhaole。」
shishizonghuihenhendalianmeiyigezuiyingderen。
guzhiciganmaole,xiliuzhebitizuozaibangongshidakeshui。
linranxingzailehuodigenwoshuo。
「woconglaimeiyoukandaotarucilangbei,yizhijuedetashigaogaozaishang,bukechufan。」
wopiaoleyiyanta,dashengdishuo。
「kebushima!tahaixianlindagedeshoubuganjing,wokantazijineibitidouyaodiaozuilile!」
luguodetongxuetingjianle,ganjinjitadishangyizhangzhoubabadeweishengzhi。
「gulaoshi,nicaca。」
guzhicitaishoudadiao,xianedishuo。
「neizhikanqilaizangsile!nengbunengnageganjingweishengdea?zoukaizoukai!」
kanjianneigexiaohaishiwangdidixiatou,wolianmangjianqilai,ranhouxiaozheshuo。
「nibietingtaxiashuo,henganjing,henweisheng。」
shuowanwoteyinaqineizhangzhicalecawodelian,xiaohaizheicailuchulexiaolian。
dengtazouhou,wonazhezhishijingniezhuguzhicidebizi。
「nizhibuzhidaoneizhangzhitabaocunduojiudoumeishedeyong,nijiwohaohaocabiti!ganbabitihudedaochudoushi,danizuibazi!」
tazhengzhazhe,danyinweiganmaohunshenmeiliqi,suoyizhinengbeiwoniezhebizi。
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tahuiqiquantougangyaochuidaowo,woyigeshanshen,tapukongle。
sheizhidaotayongliguomeng,shentichaoqianpuqu,zhenghaozadaojijiangshaokaideshuihu。
zhitingjianta「a」deyisheng,guntangdereshuisazaitaxiongqian。
zaoshanggangtiyanguobingleng,rujinlimaganshoudaohuore。
xiangbitadeganmaoyinggaiyehaole。
wohelinranqiangrenzhexiaoyibatafuleqilai,jiayihaoxinwenleliangju。
「烧不?涂药不?」
tashengyindaizhezhandou,nuhandao。
「赶紧给我涂药!」
wotiaoletiaomei,zenmeqiurenhaizheizhongtaidua,neiwoyebubiwenrouyidaile。
「neinirenzhediane,woyaozhunbeijinituyaola!」
huayingangluo,woyonglichekainianzaipifushangdeyifu。
guzhicilimafachushazhubandecanjiaosheng,wonaqitadechouwazisaijintazuili。
「chaosile!zaichaochaozijitu!」
suihouwoshoujingshaoweidaleneimeyidiandiandejitatuyao。
zaitengtonggenechoudeshuangzhonggongjixia,tajingranyunleguoqu。
lutingxuanyiliandanyoudikanzheta。
「gulaoshibuhuiliuxiashenmehouyizhengba?」
wohelinranduishiyixiao,moqidishuodao。
「huiliuxiacongcibuzaipiannvrendehouyizheng。」
【7】
jiexialaizhijiaodeshihou,womensangerendourenzhenjihaizishangke,daitamenzuoyouxi,jitamenjiangshudashanwaidegushi。
tongxuementingdejinjinyouwei,lizhiyaofenfatuqiangzouchudashan,qugengguangkuodedifangkankan。
lutingxuanhaizifeimaileyixieleqi,tiaoleyixieyouxingqudetongxuexuexileli、leqi。
「woxiwangtamennengkaozheyinlezouchudashan,keyishixianzijidemengxiang。」
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tabushiweilezuoxiu,ershizhenxinweizheixiehaizimenzhexiang,woweizhidongrong。
erguzhiciyizhaodaojihuijiutoulan,jiulianjihaizimenkehoufudaodouqiuyangjinchu。
「zheigezi……yinggainian……」
kantazhuaernaosaideyangzi,wochixiaoyisheng。
「gulaoshi,zheigezidoubuzhidaozenmenianya?bushigaocaishengma,nanbuchengxuelizaojiala?」
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「nibiexiashuo!wozijikaoshangde!wozhishiyishiwangle,wangle!」
linranshishibudaoleyiju。
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tadezhijiaohuodongzhinengtiqianjieshu,womensanrenliuxiajixuwancheng。
jiejinweishengdeshihou,jiemuzubashoujihaijiwomen,diyishijianwojiushoudaolexiaolidedianhua。
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「tazheimecaiwomen,buyongjitaliutuilule。」
yushiwomenliangzhaoshangzheidangjiemudezhipianren。
我开门见山说道。
「guzhicizaizhijiaobiaoxianruhe,niyinggaiyiqingerchu。tasuiranshiyouxieziben,danshiwohelinranshouliyoutabushaoheiliao。taneimemoheiwomen,ziranhuihaiji。ninkanninshiyaobaoquanta,huilezheidangzijiemu,haishi?」
zhipianrenzhengzhule,chensiyihui,huanhuankaikou。
「zheiqizhongdelihaiwomingbai,nimenhuiquba,gaizenmezuowozhidao。」
wohelinranxiangshiyixiao,guzhicixuweidemianjuyaobeisixialaile。
jiemujijiangbochuqian,guzhiciteyizhuzheguaizhangzaijizhemianqianmailebocan。
「nimenshibuzhidaoneisuoxuexiaotiaojianyouduocha,neilixiaohaichuanbunuanchibubao,keliandeya。wobangtamengengdi、weizhu、weiji,dazaoshangyaoqilaipeitamenpaocao,wanshanghaiyaoqiyexunluo。」
shuowanhaijiaxingxingmoleliangbayanlei。
wohelinranzhanzaiyibiantoutoukanzhe,diaokandao。
「neiliangdiyanleihaishiliuzaimingtiankaibolezaikuba,yanxidoumeitazheizhen。」
jiemuyikaibo,guzhicifengkuangzhuanfaxuanchuanzijidejutouzhao。
dansheizhidaobochulaideneirongshimeiyoujianjiguode,congwomensigerenyixiachekaichejiukaishibofang。
guzhicimanliandexianqi,duiliudagedebuyouhaokandeyiqingerchu,haiteyizhongfuboleliangbian。
tadexuduofensituofenhuicai。
「biejiagegetafangyexuhainengshengdian,tatafangjifeixu,tuofenhuicaile!」
「tajuranbawomendangshazipian!zijixianzangjieguomoleyishougoubaba,hahahahaha!」
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zheihuayichu,wangyoumenfenfencaiceshishuodewohelinran。
neiwodangrandezaitianyibahuole。
yushiwolimafachuwohelinrandehezhao,yijiwomen、lutingxuanhetongxuemendehezhao。
「womensangerenhenkaixinnengcanjiazheicizhijiao,shouhuopoduo。lutingxuanzaixuexiaohaizujianleyizhiledui,qiaoqiaotouluxia,taxiaciyanchuhuidaishangzheizuleduie!」
「haiyoumafanguzhicibajinyuebinghaijiwo,neishiwoyaojuanjipinkunshanqudehaizimen,shangmianyoukezi。ruguoninzhendehenxihuan,wokeyizaisongniyikuai,danwoyelijieninshigewenmangha!」
cihuayichu,xuduowangyoufenfenkaishibawo,jieguofaxianleyiduimeiyougongbuguodeneirong。
【8】
「jing!yechiyijingranshicishanjia!」
wangyoumendehaopingruchaoshuibanyongxiangwo,gengyouwodeheifenzhuanchengfensi。
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linrankanzhezheixie,chayidikanzhewo。
「yechiyi,nizhenderangwohenyiwai。woyizhiyiweinizhishigetanmuxurongdenvhai,meixiangdaonizheimeshanliang。」
「wojiushicongdashanlizouchulaidehaizi,woziranmingbaineixiexiaohaiduoxuyaoyigejihuilaigaibianmingyun,woziranbunengranghaizimengenguzhiciyiyangzuoyigewenmang。」
zheijuhuabaochu,youbachutaxuelizaojia。
「nanguaitazhiqianqianmingxiecuozi,wohaiyiweishishejideyishuzini!」
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zheijianshiqingfajiaolehenjiu,guzhiciyinweizheijianshichedishiqulezaiyulequandedifang。
meiyouzibendehoutai,tagengmeiyoushili,xianzainengyangelongtaojiubucuole。
dantabusixin,bachulewoyougehaodudemagenhedajiudeba,wodezhexiububeitaqinshousixia。
youxierenzhiyiwoqiandoujuanchuqule,shibushimeiyouhaohaoshanyangfumu。
linranhendanxinwodezhuangkuang,wocongrongdishuo。
「fangxin,dabulewotuichuyulequan。danwoyaotuichu,woyidingrangtabuhaoguo!」
linranshenshenkanlewoyiyan,jiangyitaziliaodijiwo。
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