契婚玩家手册
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《契婚玩家手册》 第5章 笑柄 免费试读
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caodiyinlejieneitian，luyouqujilumingpengchang。lumingchanggongyiban，danzhangdetaoxi，poshoutaixiagemihuanying。
leduidezuihouyishouge，lumingyaoxianjijiejie。shuxidexuanlvxiangqi，shiluyouxiaoshihoujingchangchangjilumingde，yeshiluyoumamazaishishijingchangchangjitade。
luminggaibiandehendongting，luyouweixiaozhetingwan。yishougedeshijian，zugoutahuainian，ranhoubayanleilianggan，xiaorongmanmiandiyongbaodidi。
wanshangluyouzailuchaikaolaolumingdeledui。nianqingrenbuxihuanchiqingdande，luyoujiaolezuliangdexiaolongxiaheshaokao，nannannvnvjigerenchichihehehaobutongkuai。
lumingmeihetongbanmenhejiuxiaonao，zuozaijiejieshenbianhuiyixiaoshihou。lianggerenbisaisidejiefaduifangguoqudeqiushi，xixihahaxiaodeyanleidouchulai。
zhongyunaogouleanjingxialai，lumingheyikoujiu，youyoudiwen：“jie，ninengjiaojiaowozenmezuoshengyizhuanqianma？”
luyouniutou，budongshengsediwangzheta。
lumingkuxiao，“bajiwoxialezuihoutongdie，rangwomingnianjingongsishixini。”
luyouhedegongsi，jingyingyigegaoduancanyinliansuopinpai，zaicuntucunjindebshi，mendianshijijia，nianlirunjiqianwan，pingjunxiaofeiranggongxinjiecengwangerquebu。
zheizhongjiazuxingqiye，chuangshirenyintuihouguanliyouzinvjieshou。chengnianzinvsheixianjingongsi，sheideshengsuanjiudayixie。
luyouyishiqingxunanping，wangzheluodichuangwaideyese，henjiumeishuohua。
zheijinian，tayizhidouzaiweizhengqudedaozheigejihuierdanjingjielv。
weirangfuqinrenweizijichengshumingzhi，tabuxiqiyuejiehunjiajizuifuhefuqinzexubiaozhundenanren。
weirangfuqinrenkezijidejingyingtounao，tashichuhunshenjieshu，liangnianshouhuiluchaisanbaiwandebenjin。
weirangfuqinjuedezijishidatizhijintui，tahechazushangweidejimubiaoyanmunvqingshen，jiazhuangzijiwanglemuqinjiyuanchengjidesihesiqianchengsuchengsudeyanlei。
shenzhiweilesaoqingzhangai，tazhichilumingwanledui，yizaiweixindigulita……
taweilenenggourangfuqingaokanyiyan，chuxinjilvfeijinxinsi。
zuihoutaxuanzezhixiangchanggetiaowuzuoouxiangdexiaoerzi，jingongsililian，zuojiebanrenxuan。
luyoujuedezijihuoxiangtiaoliangxiaochou，yitongkongmanghuo，zhiluoxiaobing。
算了，算了。
tadakaiyipingxiaobaijiu，yangtouheyikou，zhuantoukanzhedidi，yanbolianyan，xiaoyiyingying，“zhuanqianhenrongyia，zhiyaoninengbabierenzuixiangyaode，zuixuyaode，maijita。”
tadaizhezuiyihuanshiyiquanzijidedian，“biruzheiluchai，zhuandejiushinvrendeqian，tebieshiyouqiannvren。lumingnijide，nvrendeqian，zuihaozhuan。”
“wodianlicaihengui，nishuoyizhiruge，jipiansongrong，zhendezhijibaikuaima？dangranbuzhi。danzheiqianwoshoudewenxinwukui。wodianlidedachu，yuanlaishizuosifangcaideyushanchuanren，jingyingbushanyaodaobi，wobatayiqianbuzhidedianpanle，youchugaoxincaibatapinguolai。
“wodianlizheixiefuwuyuan，shencaizhangxiangqizhidoujingtiaoxixuan，peixunzhihoulachuqukeyizhijiezuoliyi。dianlidelvzhi，meisangeyuegenghuanyici，huashimeizhoudouzhuanmenpairenlaidali。zheixiegudaijiaju，shiwocongguwandianruanmoyingpaoshoulaide，meiyangdoudayoulaitou。”
luyouzuile，weiyangqitou，liuzhuandeshuangmuliuluyinyinyexin，“wonengbaozhenggukehualeqian，jiudedaozuiyongxindefuwuhezuiyouzhidexiaofeitiyan。luming，ruguoninengzuodaobuketidai，zhuanbuzhuanqianyijingbushinixuyaokaolvdeshiqing。”
yeshenle，menwaixixisusudixiang。gujingxingzouguoqulakaimen，lumingjiazhemingdingdeluyouzhengzaitaoyaochi，jiandaotasongyikouqi，“jiefunizaijia，taihaole。”barentuijita，“jiaojinileha，hedale。”shuowandongdongdongpaoxialouqu。
gujingxingfuzhuluyou，guanshangmen，jiantachuizhetou，tanashizhitaiqitaxiaba，“luyou？luyou？”
luyoumimengzheyanxiaoxixi，“baba。”
“……”
gujingxingbatabaodaowoshili，rangtazuozaichuangshang，zijiwanyaojitatuoxiezi。zhiqishenlaigangyaobatafangtangxia，yaobeijinjinlouzhu，luyouliantiezaitashenqian，“baba……huijia……genwohuijiaba……wohemayizhizaidengni……nigenwohuijiahaoma……”
tazhanweiweidikenqiu，shengyinliquanshixiaoxin。
neishigujingxingcongweijianguodeluyou。kongpayeshiluyouhecongweijianguode，taxiang。
gujingxingmomotadetou，“hao，youyou，huijia。nixiantangxia。”
luyoutingle，shuncongditangxiaqu，suijifeikuaizuoqilai，wadeyishengtule。chuangshangdishangyipianlangjie。
gujingxingrenmingdinieniemeixin，batalaqilai，liluodibadiaowaiyi，jiangrenbaodaozijifangjianchuangshang。youbatuguodexianchangjiandanshoushile，daobeireshuinaleremaojinzoujinqu。
luyoujiuzhetadeshouheleshui，gujingxingnaremaojinjitamoyibalian，tanaliancengcengtadeshou，“mama……”
“……”
“mama，nibuyaosi……mama……”
jiuzheiyang，gujingxingyihuierdangdieyihuierdangma，yihuiercaleiyihuiercahan，haoburongyiaoguoleqianbanye。
houbanyeluyoubaozhetadeshou，zongsuanshuitashile。tahengzhanledabangechuang，gujingxinggezigao，mianqiangzaitashencetangxia，taruoyousuosidikanzhetacuiruocangbaideshuilian，yishijinghaowushuiyi。
luyouxinglaiyijingshidiertianxiawu，faxianzijitangzaigujingxingdechuangshang，zhenbianyouzhangzitiao，“canzhuoshangdejiejiuchahediao。woquwaidichuchayizhou，zhaoguhaoziji，buxuzaipengjiu。”
“zezeze。”luyoupiepiezui，“dangnishishei，woba？”
huasuizheimeshuo，haishimantuntunzoudaocanting，babaowenhulidechaheguang。
buzhishixinlizuoyonghaishizenme，luyouqueshiganjuehaoduole。taxiaomimidibashoujichashangchongdianqikaiji，zhaogezhongyizuolaogongshizaizhuandale。
shoujiyikai，dinglingdanglangyitongluanxiang。luyoumanbujingxindidiankaixinxi，shi“luchai”delingban，“laoban！
youmeiyoukanxinwen？zanmendianchushile！”
raoshiwoxingwosuguanledegujingxing，zaipeixundediwutianyezhongyuganjuedaobuduijing。yiyuantonglaipeixundetongshijingchangbeizhetaqieqiesiyu，jiandaotajiumashangshouzhuhuatou。gujingxingduizheixiedaowusuowei，zhidaoyoutiantingdaoyishengxiaoshengde“jiushineigeluyou……”
tazhuanguoshen，zhizhizouguoqu，kanzheshuohuadezhangyaqian，weiweiyixiao，“youshi？”
“a？”zhangyaqiangangadizhezheyanyan，“meishimeishi。”yanliqueshanzhexingfenhedatandeguang，“neige，gudafu，yaobunizijikanxinwenba！”
gujingxingliangliangdikantayiyan，zhuanshenlikai。
huidaojiudianfangjian，tadakaishoujixinwen，shehuibanzhidingdeyitiaoresou，“zhiqingrenmaosibaoliao，wanghongcanting‘luchai’meinvlaobanjiuhoutuzhenyan——caijiaxugao，zhuanzaifupo！”
dapeiyitiaojianjideluanqibazaodeshipin，yihuiershi“luchai”decaidan，yihuiershi“luchai”deguanggao，yihuiershiluyoujiaoduguiyide**yingxiang。tahenmingxianhelejiu，shenqinghenfangsong，xianranduiduimianderenchongmanxinren。
“tashuo‘wodianlicaihengui，yizhiruge，jiduomogu，zhendezhijibaikuaima？dangranbuzhi’。tashuo‘nvrendeqian，zuihaozhuan。tebieshiyouqiannvren’。”
xinwenxianranyijingjingguojitianfajiao，gezhongluojingxiashixingzailehuodeyinshenhebaoliao。
xinwenxiamiandewangyoupinglun，yipianrumashengbukanrumu。
gujingxingfanlefanduanxinweixin，yizhimeiyouluyoudexiaoxi。bodianhuaguoqu，yizhitishiguanji。tashouleshouji，dachequjichang。
yulunbaozhadeshidai，congyitiaobaoliaoderesouxinwen，daohuidiaoyigewanghongcantingxuyaoduojiu？yizhou。yizhoushijian，“luchai”menkeluoque，nvkemenjishihuainiancaipindexianxiang，yebuhaozailaizhengmingzijishigerenshaqianduodefupo。
gujingxinghuidaobshi，yishiyelishidian，luyoudeshoujiyizhiguanji。bshizhengxiadayu，denggedeshinanyushangtian。gujingxinghaoburongyizuoshangjichengche，xianqu“luchai”，menkouyipianlengqing，yijingdayang。
youqulujia，baomushuiyanxingzhongdakaimen，kandaopingrizongshiwenhedaixiaodedaguye，mianselengmodizhanzaiyuli，ganjinwangwulirang，“daguniangmeizaizheier，laoliangkoudoushuile。”
shuile……gujingxinghaowuwendudixiaolexiao，youwen：“lumingni？”
baomuyaotou，“meizai，pailianqule。”
gujingxingzhanzailouxia，chaozheerlouqiheidechuangkoukanyiyan，zhuanshenmaoyuliqu。
gujingxinghuilaidefeijishangyiludouzaishengqi，youyouxiexinhuiyilengdezichao。
zheimeduonian，geshizhuiqiuzhejiandeduole，tazirenduizhixingshunv、reqingjingmeitongtongdoumianyi，meixiangdaoqueduiyigezhengtianyilianjiaxiao，xinyanduodexiangshaiziyiyangdexiaonizidonglexin。
tabenlaiyijingrenzai，dasuanjiaxizhenzuo，heluyouhaohaofazhan。jieguofaxianrenjiayagenmeibatadangpancai——chulezheimedadeshi，liantiaoxinxidoumeixiangjitafa。
tadetaidu，rangtazheixierizirijiananyongdeqingsuxianggexiaohua，wuchuanfang。
kerujindaolelujiayikan，luyouzaiwangshangchengweizhongshizhide，liqimanmandewangluobaominhenbunengkoushehuajianjiangtachuosi，lujiarenhaishigaishuijueshuijue，gaipailianpailian。
gujingxingturantebiedixintengluyou。tayidingshixiguanleyushizijikangba，tazailujiazheishijinian，shizenmeguolaide。
gujingxingshilinlindihuidaojia，dakaimen，chuangliantoujindeyinyueguangxianxia，ketingdishangyituoheiququdeyingzi。
taankaideng，luyouyaozheluetuizhuanguotou，lingyizhishouhaijuzhe“luchai”ziniangdegufamijiudexiaojiutanzi。
liangrendayandengxiaoyandengleyihuier，gujingxingdiandiantou，“luyou，nixing。”tafangxiashitoudedengjixiang，natuoxiehuanshang。
luyouganjinbaetuitule，jiutanzifangxia，natiaodamaojinpaoguolai，“nibushihoutianhuilaime？”
gujingxingjieguomaojinhuluancacatoufa，yiyanbufazoujinxishoujian。
luyougenzaishenhou，zhanzaixishoumenkou，shanshandixiao，“neishenme，mijiuyebusuanjiuba，dianlizijiniangde，fanzhengmaibuchuqu，buhelangfeile……”
gujingxingzhaixiayanjing，zhuanshenyanshenmocedikanzheta。
siwenbailei，shishenyouhuo……
luyouxinyuanyima，muguangluanzhuan，yaoyaozuichun，“nidagaitingshuole？luchai……luchaiyudaodianmafan。”
taxinzhiduming，nalishiyidiandianmafan，shidamafan。yuangonggongzi，dianmianzujin，gonghuoshangdehetong……meitiandouzaishaoqian，zaizheiyanglengqingxiaqu，badianpandiaodouhuibulebenle。
ketajiushibuxiangzhaoshishuo，zhishaoxianzaibushuo。
“fenhongkenengzanshinabudaole，danshi，danshi……”
“meiqianle？”gujingxingzhangjieweilian，dandandemuguangqingxunanbian，mantiaosiliyikeyikejiechenyikouzi。
“a？……a。”luyouchuitousangqi，gailaideduobudiao，“niyaochaihuoa？nengbunengxianbu……”
gujingxingjiangshitoudechenyituoxialaisuishourengdaoyibian，qishenjiangtadizaiqiangshang，chuiyankanzhetadechun，“neirouchangba。”
说完便吻住她。
gujingxingzuohaolebeidayierguangdezhunbei。
luyouzuiduozhifanyingleyimiao，ranhouliangtiaogebobianjinjinchanshangletadebozi。