《其乐无穷》 小说介绍
qilewuqiongyiqiyinrenrushengdegushiqingjiehejingcaiderenwusuzaoerwenming,youniyisishayisijingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong,liuxingchenyuqianjinglileyiduanyixiangbudaodemaoxian,tongshiyefaxianlezijineixinshenchudeliliang。liuxingchenyuqiantongguoyongqi、zhihuiheyili,zuizhongkefulekunnanbingshixianlezijidemubiao。“neidangranshiweihushijiehepingle!”guodegangyipaishou。“neibujiudele!”liuxingchenyijiumeilijie。“ninzhei……jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigeqihuanyouzhenshideshijie。
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disizhangmangpengxizhengmeng【guiqiuyiqieshujuzhichi!】
“liuxingchen,woquannizuihaobuyaoxiashuo,buranwokebuganbaozhenghuifashengshenme!”
“suirannimenzheigexingyegoupidaozaodeshihenduo,kezuihaodoubiegenwocheshangguanxi,bijingwogennimenzheigexingye,haishiyouhendachabiede!”
liuxingchenzaicitucaowanzhihou,guodegangqueyifanchangtai,zhudonggenliuxingchenpieqingleguanxi。
“bushi,shishu,ganggangninjieshaodeshihou,keshikoukoushengshengdeshuozijishixiangshengyanyuande,zenmeyizhayandeshijian,jiubuchengrenleni~”
相声演员?
“你侮辱谁呢?”
guodeganglianseyibian,youxiebuyuedexunwendao。
“bushi,ganggangnijieshaodeshihou,zaichangdeguanzhongkeshidoutingdaole,ninbunengtilekuzijiuburenzhangya!”
吁~~
哈哈哈……
“suanle,jiranjintianyemeiwairen,neiwojiushihuashishuole!”
“shi,wodequeyouxiangshengyanyuanzheimeyicengshenfen,kezheizhishiyigeweizhuang,shijishangwohaiyoulingwaiyicengshenfen!”
还有身份?
郭德刚很是诧异。
“你不知道啊?”
刘星辰一脸无辜。
“woshangnazhidaoquni~”
郭德刚皱了皱眉头。
“不应该呀~”
“nidaodishibushishuoxiangshengde?”
liuxingchenbujiasisuodehuiyingdao。
“当然是了!”
“bushishuoxiangshengdewozhantaishangganma?”
guodegangzaidukaikoushuodao。
“jirannishishuoxiangshengde,neibuyinggaibuzhidaowodelingyigeshenfenya!”
liuxingchenshangxiadaliangleyifanguodegang。
“nishilapitiaodeya~”
吁~~
哈哈哈……
“什么拉皮条的?”
liuxingchenhenshikendingdehuiyingdao。
“shuoxiangshengdedouzhidaode,neibujiuzheigexingyelema~~”
噫~~
“ninaozilizenmejingzheixiewowochuochuodedongxini!”
“nigaibuhuishizhuliuxiangshengyanyuanba~”
吁~~
哈哈哈……
“zhuliuyanyuanzheishizhaosheiresheile,zaijiahainengtangqiang!”
“huashuozhuliuxiangshengyanyuanzhenzheiyangma?lapitiaodedourenshi!”
“genjumuqiandeqingkuanglaikan,xiangshengyanyuanhaoxiangdouxihuanquxitoufang!”
“zheikenengjiushixiangshengyanyuanweishenmezheimexihuanhunduanzideyuanyinba,bijingyishuyuanyushenghuoma~”
“xiaoheipangzizheishizhendandaya,nijiubupayourengaonima?”
zaijingmenzheigexiangshengwozi,zuibuquedejiushihuaduoderen。
guodeganggangtucaowan,taixiadeguanzhongbianfenfenfuheshangle。
erzheigebaofu,yeyinweidajiadefuhe,biandegengweijingcai。
“bale,shihuagennishuoleba,woshijishangshiyimingjunshijia!”
军事家?
刘星辰越来越懵了。
“nizenmejiujunshijiale?”
郭德刚一撩大褂。
“nimeikanwoshenshangzheishenjunzhuangma?”
“bushijunshijianengchuanzheigema?”
哈哈哈……
suoyourendemuguangquandoufangzailetashenshang,suijiquandouluchulexiaorong。
cishiguodegangdeshenshang,chuandejiushixiangshengdagua,nayoushenmejunzhuang!
“wokandajiahuodouxiaoni,zheishizaizhiyiwodeshenfenya!”
“neiwojiurangdajiahuokankan,ruguobushijunshijia,nengyouzheidongzuoma?”
shuowan,guodegangzuoshouxiangshangtaiqi,jingleyigeyichangbieniudejunli。
suihouguodegangyilianqipandekanxiangleliuxingchen,fangfozaixunqiutadezanyang。
liuxingchenjianzhuang,renbuzhukaikoushuodao。
“zheigeshihouwoshibushiyinggaijiniyikuaimianbao?”
吁~~
guodegangmeihaoqidebailetayiyan。
“你才是狗呢!”
哈哈哈……
“keyia,zheigejiaoliuxingchende,henyouxiangfama~”
“liangrendexiangshengdaoshitingzhebuweihe,haizhenmeikanchulainaliyoushenmeshengshudedifang!”
“huashuozheizhendeshiliangrendi1cihezuoma?zenmeganjuebuxiangni!”
“laoziyingxiongerhaohan,yuqiandetudi,neikendingshichabulede!”
“yaoshianzhaozheiyangdeshuiping,neiwojueduimeishenmekeshuode!”
“zheixiangshengyoudianyisi,tingzhehaishihenyouganjuede!”
zhujianruhuohou,liuxingchenyeyinglailezhenzhengdekaoyan。
buguocongmuqiansuochengxiandezhuangtailaikan,tadebiaoxianhaishikequankediande。
suishuoshimangpeng,danbaofuxiaoliaoyidiandoubushao。
tongshiliuxingchenhaihenyouzijidexiangfa,shibushidenengjilaoguoyixiejingxi。
zheiyangdepeihe,yeyingdelexianchangguanzhongyizhiderenke。
dajiadongxiangsheng,aixiangsheng。
zhengshiyinweiruci,tamenduiyuxiangshengbiaoyanfeichangjiduan。
ruguobiaoxiannenggourangdajiamanyi,dajiajuebuhuilinxizijidekuazan,yejuebuhuishoulianzijidexiaorong。
huijinkenengdeshifangzijideqingxu,rangyanyuanbiaoyangengjiashufu。
keruguoyanyuandebiaoyanbunengrangdajiamanyi,neidajiayejuebuhuijiyanyuanbandianmianzi,shenzhihuizaiyanchutuzhongdaduanyanyuandebiaoyan。
congjintianliangrendebiaoyanlaikan。
mingxianshifuheyuqide,dajiaziranyebuhuilinxizijidekuazanle。
guodegangzaitingdaoliuxingchendepenggenhou,xinliduoshaoyeyouledi。
ciqiantayizhidanxinzijidebaofuliuxingchenlijiebule,manmandehuirangzhenggeyanchudoulengxialai。
kecongdangqiandebiaoyanlaikan,tazheiyangdedanxinwanquanshiduoyude。
jinguanzheishiliangrendi1cihezuo,hezuodeduanziyoushiliuxingchensuobushuxide。
ketayikaozhezijidenengli,haishijichulehenhaodepeihe。
jiumuqianlaishuo,jueduishimeiyourenhexiacide!
xinliyouledizhihou,guodegangyenenggengjiafangxindadandequbiaoyan。
“nineijiaoshenmehuaya,nizheikeshiyoudianbuzunzhongwole!”
“wogennishuo,yejiushiwojintianmeidaiqiang,buranzaobanijitutule!”
“niyaoshizaihuluankaikou,wojiubaneiyikuaiqian6gedeshouliudandoudailai,xianjinireng100kuaiqiandezaishuo!”
吁~~
“zhenxinxianna,touyicitingshuoshouliudanzheimebianyile!”
哈哈哈……
“ninquedingneishizhendeshouliudanba,biedaoshihouqianmeishaohua,shouliudanyigeyemeixiang!”
哈哈哈……
guodegangmeihaoqidekanzheliuxingchen。
“kanyangzinizhenshiduiwoyiwusuozhiya,nizhidaowoshinagebuduidema?”
liuxingchennaodaiyaodexiangbolanggu。
“不知道!”
“woshilaohebuduide!”
老和部队?
liuxingchenjiaojinnaozhi,yemeizhaodaoyuzhixiangguandebudui。
“nibuzhidaozheigebudui?”
刘星辰没有否认。
“不知道!”
“bukenengya,nipingchangbukandianshima?”
“dianshishangbushijingchangbaodaoma?”
刘星辰认真想了想。
“ninshuodeshiweihebuduiba~”
哈哈哈……
“duiya,wojiushiqizhongdeyiyuan!”
刘星辰赶忙反驳道。
“ninbienaolehaobuhao!”
“renjiajiaoweihebudui,bushilaohebudui!”
郭德刚眉毛一挑。
“weihebuduidezuoyongshishenme?”
“neidangranshiweihushijiehepingle!”
郭德刚一拍手。
“那不就得了!”
刘星辰依旧没理解。
“ninzheihuashizenmeshuode?”
“laohebuduizenmejieshini?”
郭德刚很是无奈。
“zheibuyeshizimianyisima?”
“laohebudui,laodeweihushijiehepingdebuduiya~”
其乐无穷