我的才艺吓傻嘉宾
《我的才艺吓傻嘉宾》 小说介绍
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第1章节
1.
天使孤儿院。
tongqijiemudeyirenkanxiangwo，doushibiyi、buxiedemuguang。
youqishiwodesiduitou，hushanshan。
tachuanzheyixibaiqun，youyadezhanzaineili，xiaozheshuo：“xiaoke，xiaopengyoumenxiangchidangao、danta，nihuizuoma？”
budengwohuida，tadegoutuijiumanlianchaofeng：“shanshanjie，niwangle？tachushennongcun，jiandoumeijianguo，youzenmehuizuoni！”
dunshi，yizhenchixiaoshengxiangqi。
见此，我顿时怒了！
luqixiuzi，duitamenjiudeyidunshuchu：“nongcunzenmele！shichinijiadamihaishiwanijiaqiangjiaole，wangshangdaogesansibei，sheihaibushicongnongcunchulaide。dangao，woshibuhuizuo。danwohuizuokaoquanyang，nini？shenmeyebuhui，jiubiezaizheilixiababa！”
wugubeirendangchengxiaotou，wobenjiugouyumenle。
haoburongyishanggejiemu，zheixierenhaibuxiaoting，zhenshirenwukeren。
dunshi，qifenanjing，yipianganga。
2.
“xiaoke，dajianaozhewanni，nibiejieyia。buhuimeiguanxi，nibangwodaxiashouba。dangao、danta，woqiahaohuizuo，yidingnengrangxiaopengyoumanyide。”
hushanshandewenroudehuasheng，dapolebicijiandeganga。
shenmejiaonaozhewan，rangwobiejieyi。
mingyanrendounengkanchuliroushizaiguyizhenduiwo，tajingrannengshuochengnaozhewan。
yijuhua，wojiuchengleguocuofang，zheihuashuodehaizhenyouyishu。
bieyiweiwobumingbai，tahualihuawaidoushizaishuowobudongshi，budafang。
liroutamenneishimingqiangmingjian，hushanshanneijiuandaozi，zuitaoyanzheizhongrenle。
buguo，faxieyitong，woxinliyehaoshouduole。
bijing，haizhizhezheigejiemuchifanni。
yushiwoyemeizaijijiao，naqigemianpenjiubangzhediaozhidangaosuoyongdemianhuhu。
“qie，haikaoquanyang，shuodegenzhendeside！”
zaidajiadoumanghedeshihou，liroudishengchaofeng。
“haole，doushiyigejiemuzude，jiubieneimejijiaole。”
hushanshanwenrouquanshuo，yangqidexiaoronghenshimiren。
“shanshanjie，jiunixinchanghao。zhenbumingbai，daoyanweiheyaorangyigexiaotoujinzu？”lirouzaizuilidunang。
“nia，zanmenhaohaozuojiemujiushi，guanneimeduogansha！”
hushanshanwenrouyixiao，kanqilaimeilidafang，danwoquejuedegewaixuwei。
dangchu，diaozhuisuibeixiangxiaoyingdiqiangzoule，dantabenrenbingmeiyoushuoshenme。
yaobushihushanshanqiaqiaopaixiazhaopian，bingfabuzaiwangshang，woyouzenmehuibeiwangluofengsha。
tazheimezuo，wufeishixiangjiangtonggongsidewodayachuqu，shaoyigejingzhengduishoubale，kehenwohaitianzhendejiangtadangzuopengyou。
shehuifuza，renxinnance。
dayueyigexiaoshihou，tianxiangpubi、songruankekoudedangao，dantachulu。
hushanshanchuyidequehenhao。
jingzhixiaoqiaodedangao，beitazuochenggezhongdongwuxingzhuang，huabanxingzhuang，jiuliandantadoushiduozhongkouwei。
gueryuandexiaopengyoujiandaohou，ziranxinxibuyi。
congneitianerhuankuaidexiaoshengzhong，zuyikanchuzheicizaocanzuodeyouduomechenggong。
3.
jigeyueqian，xiaoyingdixinaidediaozhui，yinweiwobozishangyougeyimoyiyangde，yushi，wojiubeishanglexiaotoudemaming。
gengcandeshi，wushupingtailiuliangfenfenyuwojieyue，yishijian，wochenglerenrenhandadecunzai。
kerangwomeixiangdaodeshi，jitianqian，yigemingjiao“meishisongwennuan”dezongyijiemuyaoqingwoqianlaicanjia。
zheigezongyijiemu，zhuyaojiangdejiushijishenghuozhongneixiemomowuwen、xinqingongzuozhe，huozheshineixiexuyaobangzhuderuoshiqunti，zuoduntamenxihuandefan，chuandirenshijiandewennuan。
meiqijiemudoushicongzaoshangkaishi，zaozhongwansandunfanfenbiesongjisanzhongbutongdequnti。
yuyihenhao，shigehenbucuodejiemu。
anlishuowoyoule“xiaotou”dechuanwen，bugaibeiyaoqingde。
buguo，wolvexiangyixiayejiumingbaile。
bijing，xiaoyingdiyemeizhuijiu，zaishuoheifenyeshifena。
4
shaoweixiuzheng，bangwandeshihou，jiemuzujiuzaicichufale。
lvtushifeichangwuliaode，daoyanjiuzuzhidajiawanlejigexiaoyouxi。
dayuelianggeduoxiaoshihou，cheliangshijinleyigexiaocunzhuangli。
“zenmelaicunzhuanglea！”
“shiyaoliushouertongsongwennuanma？”
“yinggaibushi，meizhunshigugualaoren。”
hushanshanjirenzaicheliyilunzhe，wozekanzhechuangwaidefengjing，youxiexiangnianzainongcundeshenghuole。
“dajiacaidehenrenaoma，buguo，doucaicuole。wancanni，shiyaojiyigetuiwulaobingsongwennuan，taxingchen.......jushuochentongzhipiqifeichangguguai，jiabinnengbunengjiangwennuansongchuni，rangwomenshimuyidai。”
zaijiangchentongzhideshijiandanjiangjiezhihou，jiemujiuzhengshilakaileweimu。
chezitingzaileyigenongjiaxiaoyuanmianqian。
yuanzihenda，damenchangkai，zhengduimianshiyipaifangzi，yousanjian。
zuoceweizhezhu，yang，ji，youcezhongzheshucai，xihongshi，huanggua，doujiao......
suiranyangdedongwuhenduo，danyuanzihenganjing。
“nimenshishei，ganshenmede？”
turan，yidaoyansudeshengyinxiangqi，jiangdajiaheleyitiao。
yitingzheihua，dajiadunshilengzhule。
kanyangzi，jiemuzushixianmeigoutonga，zheijiuyouxienanbanle。
laigelinchangkaoyan，zheidaoyanyetaihuiwanle。
“chenshushu，ninhao，womenshi‘meishisongwennuan’zheigejiemudejiabin。tingshuoninshituiwulaobing，duzishenghuo，henburongyi。zheibudajiahenjingpeinin，xianglaibangninzuozuofan，dasaoyixiaweishengshade。”
hushanshanluoluodafang，shuohuadeti。
“shia，chenyeye，xiangchishenme，ninjiufangxinshuoba。shanshanchuyihenhaode，xican，zhongcan，shaokao，jiumeiyoutabuhuide。”
lirouxiaoyinyindeshuo，yilianguaiqiao。
“haoa，neijiulaisigeliangcai，sigerecai，youhunyousu，zuihaozailaiyizhikaoquanyang。buguo，woyouyitiaojian。caikeyibuzuo，yaozuojiubixuyongzheiyuanzilixianyoudeshicai。”
众人顿时懵了。
zheiliangcaihaihaoshuo，yuanziliyouhuanggua，xihongshi。
recaidaoshiyehaihao，guanjianshiroucaizanong？
nanbuchengtamenyaotushoushazhu，shayang？
这也太血腥了吧！
“chenshu，ninyetaikaoyanrenle。yaobu，qitabubian，roucai，womenmaihuilaizuo？”hushanshanwenrouyixiao，huayuzhongdaizhejifensajiao。
“buxing！jiranshijiwozuofan，neijiudeanwodeguijulai！zuobudao，jiuqinghuibusong！”
shuowan，chenshujiuzhuanshenxiangwulizouqu。
5.
“meiwenti，jiuannindeyaoqiuban！”
zaizhongrendoushiwang、dimideshihou，womengrankaikou。
hualuo，wojiudingzhegezhongmuguang，zouxiangyuanzizhongdajiandechufang，dasuanshaoshui。
suiranxianzaihaoduonongcundouyijingxiandaihuale，danchenshuzheiliyijiubaochizhezuigulaodezhuangtai。
jiushuozheishaoshuizuofanba，haishiyiqiannongcundedaguo。
buguo，duiwolaishuoquebingbumosheng，dianhuo，tianchai，lafengxiangyixieliehuo，wodouzuodejiweishunshou。
“qie，zhuangmozuoyang，wojiubuxintazhennengshazhu！”
liroufanlegebaiyan，chaofengbuxie。
qitarenyeshiyilianhuaiyibuxindeyangzi。
danwoquemeiyoulihui，zhaolezhangzhuozibaizaiyuanzhong，youzaichuangtaishangnalegenshengzi，jiuxiangzhuquanzouqu。
“萧可！”
dinghaojiaozhuwo，yanmouliyoujifendanyou。
“放心！”
shuowan，wojiudatabuerqu，meiyousihaoyouyu。
chenshuyegenleshanglai，shoulihainazhebashanliangdedao，yinggaishibufangxinwo。
jinlezhuquan，laidaozhudecemian，
wodunxiashenzi，mengranchushou，shunjian，jiujiangzhuzhuangfanzaidi。
dunshi，yizhenzhujiaoshengxiangqi，shengyinhenshiqili。
“丫头——”
chenshudanyoudahan，wanyaojiuyaoshangqian。
danwosisiyazhuta，shuangshoujiweilisuo，qianhoubudaoyifenzhongjiuzhukunbanghaole。
canliedezhujiaosheng，yinlailezhouweidecunmin。
budayihuier，menbianjiuweimanleren。
“laochen，zheishigansha，yaoshazhu？”
“zenmeranggenvwabangni，laochen，zheishikebudidaoa。”
“jiushi，laochennizanengzheiyangzuoni。”
......
mianduizhongrendebuman，chenbingyeshimanlianwunai。
jiuzaizheishi，wochakaishuangjiao，mengranyongli，wozhuzhudeqianhouti，jiujiangzhukangzailejianbangshang。
dunshi，yipiandaoxiqisheng，zaichangsuoyourendoujingdaile。
tamenwanwanmeixiangdao，woyigejiaodidideguniangdeliqijingranzheimeda。
“wa！tahaishirenma？”
“sanbaiduojindezhu，shuokangjiukangqilaile。”
“shia，guaibudelaochenganrangtashazhu，zheinvwayetailihaile！”
“哼，一身蛮力！”
“kuai，kuai，shexiangtougenshang，jingtoujidaowei。”
......
wodejudongyinlailezhouweirenqundeyilun，danwomeizaiyi，jingzhijiujiangzhukangxiangzhuozi，shuaizaishangmian。
“chenshu，jiedaoyiyong！”
我微微喘着粗气。
“yatou，bucuoa。zhenkanbuchunirenzheimesouxiao，liqidaotingda！”
chenshumanyanjingtan，jiangdaodileguolai。
wojieguodao，mengde**zhudexiae。
shoufaganjingliluo，meiyousihaoyouyu。
dunshi，xianxueruzhu，liuzailezaozhunbeihaodepenzili。
buyihuier，zhujiushiquleqixi。
jiexialai，woyixiliededongzuoyoujingdailezhongren。
tuizhumao，pouneizang，shazhu，zhenggedongzuoxingyunliushui，meiyouyisitingdun。
pianke，yizhangwanmeidezhupichengxianzaizhongrenmianqian。
zhouweirenqunfenfenjuqishoujipaishe。
daoyanlianlianzuzhi，shuozheishijiemuneirong，jinzhipaishefouzeyaofufalvzerende，zheicaihetuilezhongren。
“wa，zheishoufa，taizanle！”
“shagezhu，dongzuodouzheimeshuai，jianzhishiyichangshengdadeyishubiaoyan。”
“zheixiaojiejiejiaoshenmemingzia，yetailihaileba。”
“buxing，zheimeshuaiqidexiaojiejie，bixufenle。”
“粉了粉了！”
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