《网红老公立丑穷惨人设》 小说介绍
fuxuefushuangjijudongfangsixiangdeyoumeiwenzixie《wanghonglaogonglichouqiongcanrenshe》zheibenshu,rangrenxinchaopengpaidechuanqi,juebubiqitayanqingleixingxiaoshuodexunse,zhujiaoshiliuwenjingtanhaoyu,xiaoshuojingxuan:jiuzheiyang,tasanhaonanrendexingxiangshenderenxin,meiduojiujiuminglishuangshou。erwoquechenglerenrenhandadepofu,nvxingdechiru!quanjia……
《网红老公立丑穷惨人设》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
wanghonglaogongzaizhibojianlichouqiongcanrenshe。
「wojiazaibianchuishanqu,zhudeshiniupeng。」
「womeitianyaofangniuzhongdidaiwa,erlaopochulebaoyangshenmedoubuyonggan。」
jingtouyizhuan,tazaigezhucao,wozaishuidajue,shoubianhaisanluozhegezhongdapaihuazhuangpin。
mianduiwangyoudezhize,tahedelianlianbaishou。
「buleidebuleide!zhiyaowolaopokaixin,rangwozuoshenmedoukeyide!」
jiuzheiyang,tasanhaonanrendexingxiangshenderenxin,meiduojiujiuminglishuangshou。
erwoquechenglerenrenhandadepofu,nvxingdechiru!
quanjiabeipoyouqi、fengkuangruma,fuqinshenzhibeifengkuangdelurentuixialouti,dangchangsangming!
erwolaogonghainengruowuqishidicanjiafensijianmianhui,jixumaicanpianqian。
zheiyici,wozhijiekaiqizhibo,duizhunletadehaohuadabieshu!
laogongtanhaoyuweileboliuliang,zaizhibojianliqilechouqiongcanrenshe。
chuanshangdalebudingdejiuyifu,keyijiangpifutuhei,huazhuangchengyigeposunongmindexingxiang。
beishangbeizheshuizhedexiaobao,shenbiandaizhedabao,zaishanposhanggezhucao。
tamaitouganhuo,doudadehanshuijiangyifudashi,chencahandegongfuyuzhibojiandewangyouhudong。
「zheiyangdezhucao,womeitianyaogesanbaijin。」
「shijinzhucaonengmaiyikuaiqian,yitiannengmaizuzusanshikuaini!」
「zhiyaowozugounuli,henkuaijiunengzandaoqianjilaopohuanzuixinkuandepingguoshoujile!」
tayaoyamianlizhanqi,duizhejingtouluchuhanhoudexiaorong。
turanjian,zhongxinbuwen,zhenggeshentizazaidishang,jingtouyaohuangzhe,「buxiaoxin」saodaoletangzaicaoduilihuhudashuidewo。
shoubianhaisanluozhegezhongdapaihuazhuangpin,qieyidemoyanghepibeidenanrenxingchenglexianmingdeduibi。
yishunjian,danmujiuzhaguole。
「neigejiannvrenzaiganshenme?jibudaihaizi,youbuganhuo,zenmejiuzhidaoxiangtousizhuyiyanghuhudashui!」
「womeikancuoba,tashoubiandehuazhuangpinjingranshixiaoxiangde?wodetian,talaogongdegeduoshaojinzhucaocainengmaiyigea?!」
laogongrenyoudanmufajiao,zuihoucaijiaxingxingdibianjiedao:
「dajiabuyaozheiyang。wolaopoqueshibuaiganhuo,buguomeiguanxi,woqutahuijia,jiushiyaorangtaguoshanghaorizi。zhiyaotakaixin,wozaikuzaileidouyuanyi!」
biaomianshangshizaiweiwojieshi,qishishizuoshilewolanduotanlan、qiyazhangfude「env」xingxiang。
ercishi,ganwanhuoleidedaotoujiushuidewohaobuzhiqing。
mianduiwangyoudezhize,tayoujiazhuanganweidajia:「qishi,woyebushiyigeren,wohaiyoudabaobangmang。tahenguai,xiaoxiaonianjijiuzhidaoxintengbaba,ganhuohedarenyiyangliluo。」
dabaochaozhejingtouhaixiuyixiao,youlikenazhedaohangchihangchigecao,neixiaomoyangjikeai,youkelian。
「zheihaishirenma,dangmadezijibuganhuo,rangzheimexiaodehaizilaigan?neixiaoliandoubeishaidequheile,yiyihaoxintenga!」
「haoyushishenmerenjianbeijua,jidangdieyoudangmade!」
danmuyipianmasheng,ertanhaoyuxiaozheanfu:「meiguanxi,rangtashuiba,tayebuhuigannonghuo。shangcidabaoshuoletajiju,tajiuyongliandaobadabaodeshoubeigeshangle……」
shuodaozheili,tacaiyangzhuanghuangluandiwuzhuzui,lianlianyaotou。
zheijuhua,zhijiejiangwangyoudeqingxutuixiangle**。
jiqiantiaopinglun,quanshiduiwodemanmaheduitanhaoyudetongqing。
yichangzhibo,rangtanhaoyufensibaozhang。
kefennudewangyoumengenbenbuzhidao,tamenyanzhongdehaonanrentanhaoyu,jieshuzhibohouziguzihuilejia,jingranbashuizhedewoduziyirenrengzaileshenshanzhong。
dengwoxinglaishi,yijingshiheiye,jijuxiajiangdewendudongdewohunshenfadou,erbianhuxiaodelanghao,gengrangwotoupifama。
woduziyirenmoheixiashan,buzhidaoshenshangbeihualeduoshaokouzi,shuaileduoshaojiao。
ertanhaoyuzhengzuozaiyaoyishangchouzheyankanxingxing。
「tanhaoyu,**wanhouleideshuizhele,niyitiantianshenmedoubuganjiusuanle,lianzhangzuihanwohuijiadoubuhuilema?」
tanhaoyufanshencongyaoyishangzuoqi,jiangweichouwandeyanshuaizaiwoshenshang,chixiaodao:
「liuwenjing,nimeishiba?laozizhuanneimeduoqian,nihaigangenwoyaowuheliu?wojinggaoni,haohaosihoulaozi,nihenishengdelianggepeiqianhuocainengyoudianhaoriziguo!」
wohuxiyizhi,qidezhenggeshentidouzaifadou。
「nizhibomaihuoshizhuanqian,keniyounahuijiayifenqianma?jialichideyongde,nayangbushiwoxinkuganhuozhuanlaide?」
tanhaoyuzhanghonglelian,naoxiuchengnu:「liuwenjing,laozikannishihuonile!」
tapushanglaiqiazhuwodebozi,jiangwoanzaidishang,lingyizhishoubutingshanwoerguang:「chouponiang,rangnidingzui,rangnidingzui!」
yizhenzuanxindetengtongchuanlai,wodelianshunjianrumantouyibanzhongleqilai。
wofenlizhengzha,quebeiyadedongdanbude。
wodedabao,diediezhuangzhuangdipaoguolai,aiqiudao:「baba,qiuqiuni,buyaodamama,wohuihaohaopeiheniyanxi,qiunifangkaita!」
erbaoyebeihedaole,zuanjinwohuailiyigejingdiku:「wuwuwubuyaoda……mamatongtong……」
wodeyanleishunjianyongchu,xintongdewufahuxi。
nvrenyoushihoubingbushibuxiangtaoli,ershibeixianshidetieliansisisuozhu。
tanhaoyudaleilecaitingshou,「pei」diyishengjiangyikounongtantuzaidishang,ziguzijinwuqule。
wotangzaidishang,feiliditaiqishoujianglianggehaizijinjinlouzaihuaili,wangzheheiandetian,yanshenkongdong。
wobushimeiyoutiguolihun,keshimeicitilezhihou,huanlaide,shiyicibiyicigenghendedama。
wochangshiguotaopao,kezheilidishifuza,wanshanghaiyouyeshouchumei。wodaizhelianggenianyoudehaizi,genbentaobuchuzheizuodashan。
tanhaoyushenzhiweixiewo,wogantaopao,tajiugantidaoshangmenkanlewobama。
「mama,」dabaojiaolemaojinjiwofulian,xintengbuyi,「womenyekaizhibo,bababadeshijiefachuquhaobuhao?wobuxiangzaikandaomamashoushangle……」
tanhaoyupawozaiwangshangluanshuohua,zhijiwoliuxiayigelaorenji,lianwangluodoumeiyou,hetanzhiboa。
womolemonverdexiaonaodai,wunaidiyaoyaotou。
「dabao,nibuyaoweinibaba,buranniyehuibeida。niyaoguaiguaide,mamayidinghuizhaodaobanfajiunimende。」
diertian,tanhaoyuyouzhibobaiyumi。
zhibolideta,dongzuoyoukuaiyouzhun,yanranyigezuononghuodehaoshou。
shijishang,pangbianbaihaodeyumidoushitiqianzhunbeihaodedaoju,tazuozaiyumizhongjian,jiwangyouyizhongquanbudoushitabaidecuojue。
wozaihebianxiyifushi,kandaolezijizhongdexiangzhutoudelian。
摸了摸,很疼。
dengwotuozheyidalanzixihaodeyifuhuijiahou,turanjiedaolemuqindedianhua,tashengyinzhandou:「wenjing,nikuaihuilaiba,nibabakuaiyaobuxingle……」
yigejuleizaiwodetoudingzhakai。
wozhaodaotanhaoyu,qiutagaosuwoxiashandelu。
tazhijiejiwoyibazhang,peileyisheng:
“chou**,niyouzaiwanshenmehuayang?”
“qiuni,wobabakuaibuxingle,zhiyaonirangwoxiashanjiantazuihouyimianrangwozuoshenmedoukeyi……”
tachiyileyihuier,pawotaopao,xianjiangwozoudebansibuhuo,zaiqinziyazhewoxiashan。
haoburongyiwozhongyugandaolexianchengdejia。
kedaodi,haishiwanleyibu。
muqinduziyirenzuozaifuqinchuangqianaiqi,fuqindelian,yijingbeigaishanglebaibu。
woyanqianyihei,xiongkousihubeiyizhidashousichekailai,jutongrangwofachujudadeaihao:「ba!」
wodefuqin,shentibingleng,zaiyebuhuixiangwozhangkaiwennuandehuaibao。
「ba,wolaile,ninverhuilailea!nikanwoyiyan,xinglaikanwoyiyana!」wobaozhefuqindeshenti,tongkushisheng。
erzheishi,wotingdaoletanhaoyudeshengyin:「fashengzheiyangdeshizhenrangrenyixiangbudao。ruguowodejiarenyoushenmebudui,qingdajialixingpinglun,qianwanbuyaowangbaowodejiaren!wulunliuwenjingshishenmeyangderen,doushiwolaopo,woaita,yuanyizhaoguta,qingdajiabuyaozaiyilunta,gengbuyaoshanghaitadejiaren……」
zaiwofuqinyitiqian,tajingranhaizaizhibo!
haowuxiaxianliyongwofuqindesilaibotongqing,weizijilihaozhangfurenshe!
wobeifenbuyi,chongshangquyibadaluotanhaoyushouzhongdeshouji:「buzhunpai!」
shoujidiaole,kezhibohaikaizhe,tanhaoyukelianxixidekenqiushengtongguozhibochuanlechulai:「wenjing,duibuqi,nibuyaoshengqi,womashangguanzhibo,mashangguan!」
tajianqishoujiduizhepingmudaoqian:「baoqianwangyoumen,zhiboxiandaozheili,woxianchulidianjiashi。」
tanhaoyuzaizhibozhongyifuheshandeyangzi,keguanlezhibo,limazhuanbiantaidu。talengxiaoyisheng:「laotouhuodaozheigenianjiyegoubenle,silejiusile,youshenmehaoshangxinde。」
wozhizhetadebizi,hunshenqideshoudouzaifadou:「wobashiguweihan,nizaitamianqianjingranshuozheizhonghua!tanhaoyu,nideliangxinzainali!」
muqinchongshangqudaletayierguang:「wenjingbayinniersi!nijingmeiyouyidianqianyi!nihaishigerenma!」
tanhaoyujiangwohemuqintuidaozaidi:「laotousigenwoyoushenmeguanxi?tahuogai!nimenniangliangyaoshizaiganrewobutongkuai,xinbuxinwomashangjiusongnimenxiaqupeita!」
suijilenghengyishengzouchumenqu。
wofuqimuqin:「ma,nishuoshenme?babayintanhaoyuersi?」
muqinyiyanbufa,jingzhidaiwozoudaodamenwai。
wodunshibeiyanqiandejingxiangjingdaile。
wojiadedamenshang,qiangshang,beimimimamadixielebukanrumuderumazhiyu。
xianhongdezitiyourucimudexianxue,xuelinlindichongrenzhangkaixuependakou,kanderendanzhanxinjing。
「youqinvbiyouqifumu!」
「choux!quanjiaxlanguang!」
「meixingan,zhugouburu!tiandawuleihong!!」
zheiyangdeziyan,xiemanleyizhengmianqiang。
wozhenjingdehouhoutuiliangbu,daoxilekoulengqi。
wufaxiangxiangfumumeirijinchu,kandaozheixieyujushishenmeyangdexinqing。
「zheimianqiang,yijingzhongxinfenshualehenduoci,keshimeicifenshuawan,jiuhuiyourenxieshangqu。」
muqinliuzhelei,shengyinshaya:「jinguanwomenbingweilihui。keneixierenqueyuelaiyuexiaozhang,jingranpaodaojiamenkoulaimanma。nibashizaiqibuguo,jiugentamenzhengbianlejiju,tamentuisangniba,nidaozhinibashuaixialelouti,hounaoshaozhijiezhedi……」
原来是这样!
wowugudefuqin,jingshibeiwangpuzhisi!
「ba,shiwohailenia!」
wobengkuisihou,guifuzaidishang,renleishuisinve,jiujiubunengqishen。
dabaoyinyuehewoshuoguo,tanhaoyuzaiwangshangmoheimoheiwo。
kewoyiwei,wozhishigeputongnongmin,jishiwangshangduiwodepingjiabuhao,yaoyanbijingliwohenyaoyuan。
kemeixiangdao,yulundeliliangjingranneimeqiangda,jingqiangdadaonengrenroudaojiatingzhuzhi,qiangdadaobisilewodejiaren!
erzheiyiqie,doushineigenanrenzaochengde!
wodezhijiajinjinqiajinrouli,qiangpozijizhanqileshen。
duizhebabadeyiti,woyiziyidun:「ba,nifangxin,woyidinghuiweinibaochou!」
网红老公立丑穷惨人设