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”muqindeshengyinconglangxiachuanlai。tazhengzaixiujianyipenlanhua,jianwomenguolai,fangxiajiandaocalecashou。
“zheihaizizhengridaochupa,huoxiangzhixiaowugui。”sujinqingxiao:“tangtangxihuankanmayibanjia。”“niya,
taichongtale。”muqinzouguolai,nieleniewodeliandan,ranhouguanqiedikanxiangsujin,“zuoyeyouaoyedushule?
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yigumomingdexintengyongshangxintou。yuanzhuzhong,sujinzhengshiyinweicongxiaobeidangzuojiazuxiwang,yayibenxing,
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suijiyanzhongyangqizhenshideyuyue:“tangtangzheishizaianweigegema?”“zheihaizi,yuefazhannile。
”muqinxiaozheyaotou,“quba,jideshenshilaiyongshan。”huidaosujindeshufang,tajiangwofangzaichuangbianderuandianshang,
zijizehuidaoshuzhuoqianjixulianzi。woguanchazhezheigeguoyuanjingdefangjian——meiyouhaitongyingyoudewanju,
zhiyoumanjiashujiheqiangshangguazhede“qinnengbuzhuo”zifu。
wohuranxiangqiyuanzhuzhongmiaoshutazuizhongjiejudeneijuhua:“xiriruyugongzi,jinchengjiexiaqiutu,
yanzhongrenghanzheduineirenzhisibuyudechinian。”buxing,jueduibuxing!woguyijiangruandianpangdechabeipengdao,
shuizizaixuanzhishangyunkai。sujin“aiya”yisheng,quexianlaijianchawoshifoubeitangdao。“tangtangmeishangzheba?
”tajinzhangdichakanwodexiaoshou。wochenjizhuazhutadeshizhi,yongzuitianzhenwuxiedebiaoqingkanzheta:“gege,xiao。
”sujinzhengzhu,suijimeiyanwanchengleyueya:“tangtanghuishuohuale?”“xiao!”woguzhidizhongfu,
neixinquezainahan:duoxiaoxiaoba,gege。nixiaoqilaideyangzi,biyuanzhuzhongneigeyinyufanpaihaokanqianwanbei。
sujinjiangwobaoqi,qingqingyaohuang:“hao,gegexiao。tangtangyeyaoduoxiaoxiao。”zheiyike,
woanzixiadingjuexin:guantashenmeyuanzhujuqing,guantashenmemingzhongzhudingdenvzhu。zheiyishi,woyaoyongzheishuangxiaoshou,
laolaozhuazhugegedexingfu。2sangengbangzixiangguohenjiule,wotangzaixiaochuangshangzhengzheyanjing。
touguodiaohuapingfengdefengxi,nengkandaoduimianshufanglizhuhuoyiranliangzhe。sujindeyingzitouzaichuangzhishang,
shierditoushuxie,shierfuechensi。wofanlegeshen,xiaoduantuibajinbeitichengyituan。
qianshijiyihexianshihaitongdebennengzaiwonaozilidajia——chengnianrenzhidaobugaidaraotayonggong,
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shengyinzaijijingdeyeligewaicier。budaosanxi,shufangmenbeimengdituikai,sujinlianwaipaodoumeipijiuchonglejinlai。
“tangtangzenmele?”tabawobaoqilaishi,shouzhibingliang。wochenjilouzhutabozi,
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baozhewozouxiangtadechuangta,“dantangtangyaoguaiguaishuijue,buxuzaitibeizi。”wojimoudecheng,
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chentachuimielazhudegongfu,wotoutoubashutuidaochuangdixia。heianzhong,sujinqingqingpaizhewohengtongyao。
wotingzhetazhujianjunyundehuxi,zhengzhunbeibiyan,quetingjiantahuranqingshengshuo:“tangtang,
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sujinbawoloudegengjinlexie:“tangtangshidanxingegema?”tadeshengyinrouruandebukesiyi,“meishide,
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mengliquanshiyuanzhuzhongsujinbeitieliansuozhedehuamian。——bixuxiangbanfa。sanrihou,wozaihouyuanzhuazhemayiwanshi,
tingjianqiangwaichuanlaichelunlulusheng。yahuanxiaocuixingfendipaoguolai:“**,gebilinfubanlaile!
tingshuoshiyoumingdeyinvshijiani!”woyanjingyiliang。yuanzhuzhongwanquanmeiyoutidaodelinju?bianshulaile!
“qukan!”wolikepaqilai,diediezhuangzhuangwangqianyuanpao。xiaocuizhuizaihoumianlianshengjinghu。gangdaodamen,
jiukanjianyixidanqingyiqundeshaonvzhengzaizhihuipurenbanyunyaocai。yangguangchuanguowutongyexi,
zaitashenshangsaxiahuangdongdeguangban。tawanyaojianchayizhurencandeshunjian,fajianyinzanliusuchuiluo,
dangchuxisuideshengxiang。“zheishilinjiada**,linmuyao。”muqinbuzhiheshizhanzailewoshenhou,
“tingshuoyishudelelinjiazhenchuan。”fangfoganyingdaowomendeshixian,linmuyaozhuanguoshenlai。
yuemoshiersansuidenianji,meiyanruyuanshanhandai,youyanjiaoyikeleizhipingtianjifenwenrou。takanjianwo,
yanjingwanchengyueya:“haokeaidemeimei。”tadunxiashenyuwopingshi,
congxiuzhongquchugexiuzhexinghuadexiangnang:“songjiniwan。limianshianshendeyaocai,keyifangzaizhenbian。
”wojieguoxiangnang,wendaodandandeganjuxiang。taitoushi,faxiantazhengwangzhewoshenhou。zhuantoukanqu,
sujinbuzhiheshizhanzailelangzhupang,chenfengchuiqitabanshudefashao。“zheiweishi…”linmuyaozhanqishen,
xinglegebiaozhundewanfuli。“quanzisujin。”muqinxiaozhejieshao,“jiner,zheishilinjia**。
”sujinguiguijujuhaili,zitaiduanzhengdexianggexiaoxuejiu。
danwozhidaotaerjianfanhongshijiushihaixiule——yuanzhulitidaoguozheigexijie。“tingwenlin**jingtongyili。
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”muqinqingshengtixing,“lin**chulaizhadao,moyaodarao。”linmuyaoquexiaole:“sugongzidanwenwufang。
jiafuchangshuo,yidaoguizaijiaoliu。”yangguangturanbiandehennuan。wokanzhesujinshunjianliangqilaideyanjing,
heqiaoqiaoniejinyousongkaideshouzhi,xinliyoushenmedongxiqingqingluodi。dangwan,
woguyibalinmuyaosongdexiangnangfangzaisujinzhenbian。“tangtangbuyaole?”tazhengyaohaijiwo,hurandunledun,
“zheixiangqi…”“anshende。”womofanglinmuyaodeyuqi,“fangzaizhenbian!”sujinshixiao,
quezhendebaxiangnangliuxiale。
woduozaibeiwolitouxiao——yuanzhuzhongnvzhujiushiyongleisidexiaoshouduanyibubutaolaosujinde。jiranzhidaotaolu,
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“…jinerrugongdeshiyidingxialaile。”fuqindeshengyintouguopingfengchuanlai,“xiayuechuyi。
”“tazheijirizongzuoemeng。”muqinyouxinchongchong,“yaobuyaoqingxinbanlaidelin**kankan?”“hunao!
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bixuxiangbanfa。wushanshi,sujinmingxianxinbuzaiyan,kuaizisancishenkong。
wochenjibazuitaoyandehuluobudaojintawanli,tajuranhaowuchajuedichilexiaqu。“gege。
”wotiletitadexiaotui,“xianglinjiejie?”“pu——”sujinyikoutangpenzaixiuzishang,erjianhongdenengdixue,
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xianzaibuguoshigehuiyinweinvhailianhongdexiaoshaonianbale。chuangwai,buzhisheijiadefengzhengzhengfeiguolantian。
womiqiyanjing——gaibianmingyundefengzhengxian,cikezhengwozaiwozheishuangxiaoshouli。3sujinrugongbandudeqianye,
wodunzaihouyuantaoshuxiawakeng。yueguangbayingziladehenzhang,xiaocuitizhedenglongzhaodaowoshi,woyijingmanshoushini。
“**zenmeyouwantu!”xiaocuijideduojiao,“mingrishaoyerugong,furenshuoyaoquanjiazaoqixiangsongni。
”worenyoutapaidawoqunbaishangdenitu,yanjingdingzhegangmaihaodexiaobubao——limianbaozhecongchufangtoulaideshengjiang。
yuanzhulitiguo,sujinrugongdiyitianjiuhuizaiyuhuayuanyujiannvzhu,neichanggaibianmingyundechuyu。“tangtang?
”sujindeshengyinconghuilangchuanlai,“zheimewanhaibushui?”yueguangxia,tachuanzhexinzuodedianlanzhangpao,
fajiyongyuzanshudeyisibugou。wochongguoqubaozhutadetui,wendaodandandetanxiangwei——tajuranxunleyifu。
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zhangxinwennuanganzao:“tangtangguai,gegewurihoujiuhuilai。”tadunledun,“jinidaigonglideguihuagaohaobuhao?
”wotaitoukantaqiangzhuangzhendingdebiaoqing,turanshenshouchuotalianjia:“gegeyepa。”tajiangzhule。
yuanzhulishuosujincongxiaojiushanzhangyanshiqingxu,danciketadekongjumingmingbaibaiyingzaiwoyanli——jiemaozhandong,
zuijiaofajin,houjieshangxiagundong。“hushuo。”taqingdanwoetou,
“gegeshiqu…”“sujin!”fuqindeheshengcongshufangchuangkouzhaxiang,“mingriyaomiansheng,
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wodingzhetatingdebizhidebeiying,yaoleyaozuichun。jihuabixushishile。yinshisanke,tianhaiheizhe,
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wozhengzhangxiaoliantonghong,etoufatang,henghengjijidisuochengyituan。“tianlaoye!”xiaocuishouyidou,
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“laibujile。”muqinjideshengyinfazhan,
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taguizaichuangbianwozhuwodeshou,zhangxinquanshihan:“fuqin,kefou…”“hunao!”fuqinyibazhuaiqisujin,
“mianshengdashi,qinengyinxiaoerfaredanwu?furenzhaogutangtang,wosongjinerrugong。
”dangsujinbeifuqinqiangxinglazoushi,huitoukanwoneiyiyan,xiangshoushangdexiaolu。woduozaibeizili,
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zhishuoshoulefenghan,kaixiewenhedeyaobianzoule。wotangzaichuangshang,tingzhegengloudishuisheng,
xiangxiangsujinzaigonglideqingxing。yuanzhushuoqihuangzizuihenrenchidao。bangwanshifen,qianyuanchuanlaicaozasheng。
woguangjiaotiaoxiachuang,bazhechuanglingkanjiansujinbeixiaosichanfuzhejinlai——zuoxichudeyiliaopole,shenzhexuezi。
“zenmehuishi?”muqinjinghu。“shaoyewuleshichen,beifazaiqingshijieshangguileyigeshichen。
”xiaosidishenghuida。woweilituranfanyong,zaoshanghedeyaoquantuzailechuangtaixia。bushiyinweijiangdexinla,
ershichuncuidekuijiu——wohaitashoushangle。“tangtang!”sujinyiqueyiguaidichongdaowochuangqian,“hainanshouma?
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suijiqingxiaochusheng,bawobaoqilaizhuanlegequan:“shatangtang,gegemeishi。qihuangziqishirenbucuo,
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juebuhuiduichidaozherenci。dansujinyanjingliangjingjingde,fangfozhendeyudaolehaoshi。yeli,
wotuozhezizhide“daoqianli“qusujinfangli——yongkoushuizhanshishouzhizaixuanzhishanghuadewaiwainiuniudexiaoren,
pangbianhaizhanlejiduoyehua。sujinzhengzaizhuguangxiawangxigaishangtuyao,jiandaowode“dazuo“,
xiaodeqianyanghouhe:“zheishigegema?”“ng!”wozhizheneigetoudashenzixiaoderenxing,
“gegezuihaokan!”tahuranbuxiaole,bawoloujinhuaili,xiabadizaiwofading:“tangtang,
jintiangonglilailehenduoshijiazidi。yourenxiaowoyifuxundetaixiang,
yourenxianwoxinglitaikeban…”wodexinjiuleqilai。“dangegexiangzhe,“tashengyinqingdexiangyumao,
“yaoshitangtangzai,yidinghuishuogegezuihaokan。”zhuhuabaolegexiang。wobizifasuan,
anzijuedingzaiyebuluanlaile。kezhuannianyixiang,yuanzhunvzhumingtianjiuhui“ouyu“sujin…ciriqingchen,
wodunzaichufangmenkoukentanggao,tingjianmuqinfenfuguanjia:“…qulinjiayaopuzhuaxiehuoxuehuayudeyaolai,
jinerxigaishangdebuqing。”woyanjingyiliang,tanggaozhadiaoleyidi。“woqu!”wojuqizhanmantangzidexiaoshou。
muqinziranbuyun,zuihoushixiaocuiquzhuayao。danwosichanlandagenzhequle,
hai“buxiaoxin“dafanlezhuangyaodelanzi,poshixiaocuifanhuizhongpei。diercijinyaopushi,
woyiyanjiukanjianlejutaihoudelinmuyao。tazhengzainianyao,tingjianlingxiangtaitou,chenguangtouguotashenhoudexiaochuang,
jitalunkuodulecengjinbian。“sujiameimei?”tafangxiayaonianzouguolai,shenshangyoudandandedangguixiang。
wozhuailezhuaixiaocuidexiuzi:“yaolinjiejiepeideyao!”linmuyaotingshuoshijisujindeshangyao,jiemaoqingqingzhanlezhan。
tazhuanshencongneishiquchugeqingcixiaoguan:“zheishiwopeideyuhonggao,duiyushangzuiyouxiao。”chenxiaocuifuqiandegongfu,
wo“shishou“dafanyaoguan。heiseyaogaojianzailinmuyaoqunbaishang,tajinghuyishengdunxialaishoushi,
wochenjibazaojiuzhunbeihaodezhitiaosaijintaxiudai——shangmianshixiaocuibangwohuadesujinshufangchuangwaidehaitanghua。
huijialushang,wohengzhebuchengdiaodege。yuanzhunvzhuzuiaichuanhongyi,
erlinmuyaojintianqiahaozhelejianouheseruqun——sujincengshuoguozuixihuanzheigeyanse。wushanhou,
woyinglazhesujinqushufangchuangbianxiaqi——qishizhishibaheibaiziluanbaiyiqi。danwozhuyidaotapinpinwangxiangchuangwai,
neilizhengduizheyizhushengkaidehaitang。“gegekanshenme?”“meishenme。”sujinerjianweihong,
“haoxiangkanjian…”huayinweiluo,yizhenfengchuiguo,haitanghuafenfenyangyangluoxia。huayuzhong,
linmuyaodeshenyingchuxianzaijiaomenchu,ouhesequnbaishanghaizhanzhewozhizaodeyaozi。tashoulipengzhegeqingbubaoguo,
zhengheguanjiashuozheshenme。“neishi…”sujinshouzhongdeheizidiaozaiqipanshang。
“linjiejie!”wopazaichuangtaishangdahan,“gegezaizheili!”linmuyaotaitou,
yangguangchuanguohuazhizaitalianshangtouxiabanboguangying。tayouyupianke,jingzhendechaoshufangzoulai。“maomeidarao。
”tazaichuangwaifulefushen,“zuorisugongziwenji《neijing》zhongnushangganyijie,jiafuyoubenzhushi,
xiangzhehuoxu…”sujindeerduohongdenengdixue,queqiangzhuangzhendingjieguoshu:“duoxielin**。”tadunledun,
“zuorixigaishoushang,yonglelin**shangcijidexiangnanglideyaocao,tengtongjianqingbushao。
”wozailiangrenzhijianlaihuikan,xinlilekailehua——yuanzhunvzhukebudongyishu!“neixiangnangzhishixunchangganju。
”linmuyaoyanzhongshanguoyayi,“sugongziruozhenjueyouxiao,xiangbishixinshenandingzhigu。”“yizherenxin,
yaoshiweizhi,xinyixiandao。”sujinturanwenzhouzhoudishuo。
linmuyaoyanjingyiliang:“sugongziyedu《dayijingcheng》?”wokanzhetamenyueliaoyuetouji,
qiaoqiaobaqipanshangdeheizibaizibaichengleaixinxingzhuang。chuangwai,haitanghualuodegengjile,
xiangshixiazheyichangfensedexue。4“gegejintianjiandaogongzhulema?”wopazaisujinxigaishang,
shouzhiraozhetayaojianyupeidesuiziwan。zheishitarugongbandudedisangeyue,
meicihuifuwodouhuichanzhetawendongwenxi。sujinzhengrouzhetaiyangxue——tazuijinzongshitoutong。
wenyanqingxiao:“nalaineimeduogongzhu?qihuangzidaoshi…”“qihuangzizenmeyang?”wolikeshuqierduo。
“xinuwuchang。”sujinyadishengyin,“qianriyinchashuitaitang,falesangegongnvguicipian。”woanzijixia。
yuanzhuzhongqihuangzizhengshitongguonvedaigongnvyinqinvzhutongqing,jinerjiejinsujinde。
dankangegetiqishizhouqidemeitou,sihuduizheiweihuangzibingwuhaogan。“yourenbanggongnvqiuqingma?
”sujinturankesouqilai,ergenfanhong:“youwei…sushangshudeqianjinchumianshuolejiju。”wodexinmengdiyitiao。
sushangshuqianjin——yuanzhunvzhusuwan!“tahaokanma?”woguyizhabazheyanjingwen。
“tangtang!”sujindanwoetou,“moyaoyilunguixiu。”danzhijianquewuyishidizaixitouhuazhequan,
zheishitaxiangshiqingshidexiaoxiguan。wohurancoujinxiulexiu:“gegeshenshangyouxiangwei!
bushiyuanlaidetanxiang!”sujinxiangbeitangdaobantiaoqilai,dafanlechajishangdemozhi。heimozaixuanzhishangyinkai,
xiangzhizhangyawuzhuadeguaishou。“shi、shiqihuangzixundeshenmexiyuxiangliao…”tashoumangjiaoluandishoushi,
quebushenbamomozailelianshang。wobiexiaobiededuziteng。yuanzhutiguo,nvzhusuwanzuiaiyongchanlemeiguiludeyanzhi。
kanlailishirengzaianjidingguidaoqianjin…danhaimeidaobukewanhuidedibu。ciriyizao,
wo“ouran“luguolinfuhoumen,zhengqiaokanjianlinmuyaozaishaiyaocai。tachuanzheqianlvseduanru,
fajianzhizanlezhimuchai,quebirenheshengzhuang**douhaokan。“linjiejie!”wobazhelibahan,
“gegetoutong!”linmuyaoshouzhongdepoluochadianfandao。taxiaopaoguolaishi,
qunbaizhanshanglechenlu:“sugongziyoutoutongle?”“ng!”wozhongzhongdiantou,
“tongdeshuibuzhejue!”qishisujinzhishiouerzhoumei,danwotianyoujiacudebenshijianzhang。linmuyaoyaozhuxiachun。
yangguangchuanguotaerjidesuifa,zailianjiatouxiaxixiaodeyinying。tahuranzhuanshenpaohuiwunei,
piankehounazhegexiuleyibandexiangnangchulai。“zheilimianbaolechuanxionghebaizhi,“tadunxialaiyuwopingshi,
shengyinqingrou,“keyihuanjietoutong。dan…”woyibazhuaguoxiangnang:“xiexielinjiejie!”paochujibuyouzhefan,
“gegexihuanlanse!”linmuyaodelian“shua“dihongle。wohuantianxidipaohuijia,
meikanjiantawangzhesufufangxiangchushendemoyang。xiangnangdangwanjiudaolesujinzhenbian。woduozaipingfenghou,
kantayihuodinaqixiangnangxiulexiu,meitoujianjianshuzhan。dangtafaxianneichenshangyongyinxianxiudexiaoxiao“mu“zishi,
neigexiaorongrangwoxiangqidongxuechurongdehumian。wurihoushisufuyinianyidudeshanghuayan。
wochuanzhexinzuodetaohongruqun,zaibinkezhongzuanlaizuanqu。muqinshuowoxiangzhihuahudie,
qishiwoshizaizhaolinmuyao——linjiasuifeiguanhuan,danyinyishugaomingyezaiyaoqingzhilie。hehuachibian,
wozhongyudaidaoleduzikanyudelinmuyao。tajintianchuanlejianshuilanseluoqun,fajianzanzhezhenzhubuyao,
bipingrigengtiansanfenmingyan。“linjiejieduozaizheilizuoshenme?”woguyidashengwen。
tajingdechadiandiaoxiapazi:“wo、wozhishi…”“gegezailiangtingneibian!”wozhuaizhutaxiuzi,
“tazuijinzongniantao《bencaogangmu》liyougeyaofangkanbudong…”linmuyaobeiwolazheliangliangqiangqiangwangqianzou,
lianjiafeihong:“sugongzizenmehui…”liangtingli,sujinzhengzaiyujiweishijiazidilunshi。kanjianwomenguolai,
tashouzhongchazhanmingxianyidou,chashuijianzaiyuebaiyixiushang。“lin**。”taqishenxinglishichadianzhuangdaozhuzi。
wochenjibalinmuyaowangqianyitui:“linjiejieyouyaofangxiangwengege!”tingzhongqitagongzishiqudigaotui。
sujinyulinmuyaogezheshizhuoduizuo,yigedingzhechabei,yigeshuzhechizhongjinli,sheiyebuganxiankaikou。
“gege!”wozaizhuoxiatisujindejiao,“nizuotianbushishuoxiangzhidaodangguibuxuetangdepeifangma?
”sujindengdayanjing——tacongweishuoguozheihua。danlinmuyaoyijingtaiqitou,
yanzhongshanzhejingxi:“sugongziduiyifangyeyouyanjiu?”“lvezhiyier…”sujinqianxudao,erjianquehongle。
woqiaoqiaotuichuliangting,dunzaijiashanhoutoukan。zhijianlinmuyaocongxiuzhongquchuzhibi,liangrenyueshuoyuejin,
zuihoutoujihupengzaiyiqi。yangguangtouguozitenghuajia,zaitamenshenshangsaxialiudongdeguangban。
“tangtangduozaizheierzuoshenme?”fuqindeshengyinturanzaibeihouxiangqi。wohedeyi**zuojinshuiwali。
fuqinzhoumeikanxiangliangting,biaoqinghuranbiandefuza。wojinzhangdizhuazhutadeyibai——yuanzhuzhongfuqinzuizhongmendi,
juebuhuiyunxuerziyuyinv…“linjiasuifeishihuan,danshidaixingyi,zaiminjianshengwangpogao。”fuqinnannanziyu,
jingxiangshidudonglewodexinshi,“jinerruozhenyouxingqu…”wozhangdazuiba。
fuqinroulerouwodefading:“quhuanshenyishangba,xiaohuamao。”yanxisanhou,
wozaihuilangguaijiaochukanjiansujinduizheyueliangfadai,shoulizuanzhezhangyaofang——linmuyaodezijiqingxiugongzheng,
zaiyueguangxiayinyuekejian。“gegegaoxingma?”wochetaxiuzi。sujinditoukanwo,
yanjingliangdejingren:“tangtangjuede…lin**ruhe?”“bisushangshuqianjinhaokan!”wozhandingjietiedishuo。
sujindaxiaochusheng,bawojuguotoudingzhuanlegequan。yefengyangqiwomendeyimei,yuanchuchuanlaimuqinhuhuandeshengyin,
daizhexiaoyiyuzongrong。neiwanwomengjianyuanzhudeqingjie:sujinguizaixuedilixiangsuwanbiaobai,quebeitadangzhongchaoxiao。
menglidegegeyanjingxiangganhedejing,erwozenmehantadoutingbujian。xinglaishi,wofaxiansujinzuozaiwochuangbian,
zhengqingqingpaizhewodebei——yuanlaiwozaishuimengzhongkuhanchushengle。“zuoemengle?”taqingshengwen。
wopujintahuaili,wendaotayijinshangdandandeyaoxiang——shilinmuyaoxiangnangdeweidao。chuangwai,
diyilvchenguangzhengchuantouyunceng。“gege,nihuiyizhizheimehaoma?”womenmendiwen。sujinqingxiao:“tangtanghao,
gegejiuhao。”zheiyike,wobirenheshihoudouquexin——wulunyuanzhuzenmexie,yanqiandesujincaishizhenshide。
erneigebeicanjieju,wojuebuhuirangtafasheng。
5“sugongzidasuileyuciliulizhan!”xiaosijinghuangdehanshengcongqianyuanchuanlaishi,
wozhengzaihouyuandounongxinlaidexiaobaitu。wenyanyigejiling,huluobudiaozailetuzitoushang。“shenmeshihoudeshi?
”wojiuzhuxiaosideyibai。“jiuzaigangcai!qihuangzidangchangzhirenshaoye,
laoyeyijingganqugonglile!”wosatuijiupao,xiaocuizaihoumianzhuideqichuanyuyu。chongjinzhengtangshi,
muqinzhengniezhepazimolei,guanjiajidetuantuanzhuan。“woyaojiangege!”wobaozhumuqindetui。“tangtangbienao。
”muqinshengyinfazhan,“nigegeta…ai…”woerhuabushuo,niutoujiuwangmajiupao。
kanmendelaozhangtouzhengdakeshui,wochenjiliujinqu,caizhebandengpashanglezuiwenshundelaobaima。
“**shibude!”laozhangtoujingxingshiyijingwanle,woliangtuiyijiamaduzi,baimamanyouyoudimaikailebuzi。
huanggongbixiangxiangzhonghaojin——shouweijianshigesansuixiaowawaqimaerlai,xiaowenshisheijiahaizi。
wocuishengshengda:“sujinshiwogege!”tamenjingfangxingle,haijiwozhilelu。dadianliqifenningzhongdexiangkuaitie。
sujinguizaizhongyang,shenpangshisuileyidideliulipian。fuqinzaiyipanglianseshabai,
erqihuangzi——gemanlianquebandeshougaoshaonian,zhengdeyiyangyangdizhizhesujinshuoshenme。
“gege!”wonaishengnaiqidehanshengzaidadianligewaituwu。suoyourenqishuashuahuitou。sujinmengditaitou,
yanzhongshanguozhenjing:“tangtang?!”woshoujiaobingyongpaxiama,diediezhuangzhuangpaoguoqubaozhusujindebozi。
tashenshangyoudandandemoxiang,zhishijianbangzaiweiweifadou。“zheishisheijiahaizi?
”yigeweiyandeshengyincongshangfangchuanlai。wotaitou,
kanjianlongyishangzuozhegexuzhehuzidezhongniannanzi——kendingshihuangdile。“huibixia,shiquannv。
”fuqinjimangguixia,“chenguanjiaobuyan…”huangdiquexiaole:“xiaoyatou,zenmechuangdaozheierlaile?
”wozhabazheyanjing,turanzhixiangqihuangziyaojian:“neigeliangjingjingde,
hedishangdeyiyang!”dadianshunjiananjingdenengtingjianzhendiao。qihuangziliansedabian,
huangmangwuzhuyaojianhebao——neililuchuyijiaoyudishangsuipiantongsedeliuliguangze。“chengshanglai。”huangdichenxialian。
 
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