《人在西游当厨神,玉帝都被馋哭了》 小说介绍
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厨房里。
yangfengzuoleyiwanjidanmianfangzaizhuozishang。
tanaqibi,genjuxitongdeyaoqiuxieleduilianhedianming。
kanzhezijideduilian,yangfengmanyidedianlediantou。
laozihaishiyoudianwenxuedizidema!
“有人吗?”
jiuzaizheigeshihou,dianwaihuranchuanlaileyigeshengyin。
houzizhanzaidianwai,wenzhenongyudefanxiang,turanrenbuzhule。
tayibianxiaoxinyiyideshuozhe,yibianzhuangzhedanzizoulejinqu。
zheijiafandiandezhuangxiushifenjianlou。
hetazairenleishijiedeshihoukandaodeneixieputongdexiaodianmeiyouliangyang。
houzixunzhexiangwei,yanzhuziyixiazijiuluozailezhuozishangdeneiwanmianshang。
tacaleyibakoushui,feikuaidetiaoleguoqu,shenshoujiuyaoquna。
啪!
手背上被打了一下。
houzilianmangsuohuishou,tayitaitou,jiukandaoyigerenyilianmengbidekanzheziji。
yirenyihoujiuzheimeduishizhe。
“nishinalaideyehouzi,jingranganlaiwozheitouchide!”
huiguoshenlai,yangfengguqiyongqi,chushenghedao。
houzitingle,lianshangyizhennaonu。
“ancaibushishenmeyehouzi!”
卧槽!
猴子说话了!
yangfengyonglideyanleyikoutumo。
huoleershiduonian,qiguaideshiqingjiandeyebushao,touyihuijianhouzishuohuade。
buguo,yixiangdaozijichuanyueguolai,tadaoshiyepingjingle。
chuanyuedeshijiema,bieshuohouzishuohua,jiushimuzhushangshuyebuxiqi!
“keke!”yangfengqingkeliangsheng,kanzhehouziwendao:“nishuonibushiyehouzi,neinicongnalai?”
“anlaizidongshengshenzhou……”houzidadao。
什么?
杨峰一愣。
“东胜神洲?”
“是。”
“来自傲来国吧?”
“没错。”
“nigaibuhuilaiziaolaiguodehuaguoshanba?”
mianduiyangfengdetiwen,houzilianliandiantou,“duiduidui!anzhengshilaizihuaguoshanshuiliandongdehouwang,nizenmezhidao?”
我累个老天爷!
yangfengdunshiliangyanfangguang,chongshangquyibalazhulehouzideshuangshou。
啧啧啧!
我就说嘛!
kendingbushishenmehouzidounengshuohuade!
zheibushiqitiandashengsunwukongma?
huiguoshenlai,yangfenglikenalaizhibi。
“lailailai,dasheng,qiangeming。”taxiaomimideshuodao。
“shenmeshiqianming?”houzinaolenaonaodai,yilianyihuodekanzheta。
“jiushixieshangnidemingzi,sunwukong,zuihaozaiangeshouyin。”yangfengshuodao。
“sunwukong?”tingleyangfengdehua,houzilengzhule。
tashenshouzhizhezijidebizi,kanzheyangfengwendao:“sunwukong,shuodeshiwoma?”
“bushininandaoshiwoa!nizhendeshilaizihuaguoshanshuiliandongma?”yangfengshuodao。
“dangran!”houzidianlediantou。
taba“sunwukong”niantaolejibian,yuenianyuehuanxi。
“haohaohao!sunwukong,zheigemingzihao,anyihoujiujiaosunwukongle!”
houzishuozhe,duizheyangfenglianliangongshou,“duoxiedianjiaciming,duoxieduoxie!”
houzicikezhijuedeyangfengzhangdemeiqingmuxiu,wenzhibinbin。
renleishijieshizenmechenghuzheixierenlaizhe?
对!
大儒!
当世大儒!
zheixiaogejueduishirenleizhongdedangshidaru!
杨峰有些怀疑了。
zenmezheihoutoulianzijidemingzidoubuzhidaolema?
该不会是个骗子吧。
“woshuo,nibuhaohaozaihuaguoshandaizhe,laizheiganma?”takanzhehouziwendao。
houzituranyibenzhengjingdeshuodao:“wolaibaishixueyi!”
yangfengyiting,dunshiyileng。
houzibaishidedifang,neibushi……
huaizhexinzhongdedaan,taxiaoxinyiyidewendao:“neizheilishishenmedifang?”
houziqiguaidekanzheyangfeng,“nizheidianjiazhenqiguai,nizijikaidedian,haibuzhidaozheilishishenmedifangma?”
“这里是方寸山!”
方寸山?
“lingtaifangcunshan?”yangfengjinghuyisheng。
“nineimedashengganma?hewoyitiao!”houzimaiyuandao。
“lingtaifangcunshan!lingtaifangcunshan!”
yangfengzuilibutingdiniantaozhe。
yuanlaizheilishixiyoushijiea!
huran,yangfengtaiqitoukanzhehouzi。
zheigeshijianxian,yinggaishixiyouqianqi,houzibaishi!
yangfenghuranxiangmingbaileyijianshiqing。
“wocao!xitongaxitong,nizhenniubi,niganzaiputilaozugebikaifandian!”
tazaixinlijixitongshulegedamuzhi。
咕噜噜!
zheishi,yizhenyiyangdexiangshengxiyinleyangfengdezhuyi。
yangfenghuiguoshen,kandaohouzimozhezijideduzi,yishuangyanjingmubuzhuanjingdedingzhezhuozishangdezheiwanmian。
“zenme?ele?”taxiaozhewendao。
houzilianliandiantou,“zheixieshiri,anyizhizaibaishi,zhinengyijikejiangguochongji,xianzaiduziguaguazhijiao,edejin!”
shuowan,houzidemuguangyouluohuidaolemianshangqu。
yangfengxinxialeran,tazhilezhizhuozishangdemian,xiaozhewendao:“xiangchi?”
“xiang。”houzifengkuangdiantou。
yangfengbawantuidaohouzimianqian。
“duoxieduoxie!”houzidaxi,shenshoujiuyaoquzhua。
keyangfengquehuranyongshoudangzhulemianwan。
“xiangchi,naqianlai。”yangfengshenchushou。
猴子一阵尴尬。
tacongrenleishijieyiludaozheili,ziranshizhidaorenleiqufandianchifanshiyaoqiande。
ketayizhihouzi,nalaideqian?
“zenme?meiqian?”yangfengxiaodao。
“meiyou。”houziyaoleyaotou,yanzhuzidingzhemian,butingdiyankoushui。
yangfengkantadeyangzi,qiangrenzhexiaoyi,shuodao:“meiqiannadongxidiyexing。”
“neijiunaanzheishenyifudi。”houzishuozhe,sanxiawuchuer,tuolegejingguang,bayifufangzaizhuozishang。
“咦!”
yangfengyilianxianqi,zheipoyifujiushiyiduipobu,yiguhanchouwei。
“zheigebuxing,biede。”
“biedemeile。”houzimolemozijideshenshang,shuodao:“anjiushengzheishenmaole,niyao,jini!”
杨峰:“……”
houmaodehua,haoxiangyebushibuxing。
houzidehoumaozaihoubianqujinglushangneikeshiyoudayongde。
buguojiushibuzhidaoxianzaidehoumaoyoumeiyouyong。
“neizheiyang,nixianjiwojigenmao,woyanyanhuo。”taduihouzishuodao。
houzidaxi,lianmangbaxiayicuomaojiaojiyangfeng。
“xitong,zaima?nengjianceyixiabu?”
yangfengnazhehoumao,zaixinlishuodao。
【ding!xitongjiancekaishi!】
【jiancedaolingmingshihouhoumaoyicuo,keduihuan100qiyunzhi。】
系统的声音响起。
yangfengdenaohaizhongshunjianjiuduoleqiyunzhidexiaoxi。
原来如此!
tazuoweiputongren,bunengxiulian。
zhinengtongguoxitongdeqiyunzhitishengxiuwei。
zheihouzibukuishisidashenhou!
zheishenmaojiushizijidekezaishengqiyunzhi!
houzicikexiaoxinyiyidekanzheyangfeng,takuaichankule。
yaoshidaihuierdianjiaburanganchi,anjiubaozhetadedatuiku。
renleishijiedeqigaibudoushizheiyangma?
猴子决心耍无赖!
jiuzaizheishi,yangfengbayishuangkuaizifangzailetademianqian。
猴子一愣。
“吃吧。”
yangfengxiaozheshuodao:“zhuniyongcanyukuai!”
houzilenglebanshang,huiguoshenlai,yangfengyiranqudaolejutaihoubian。
咕噜噜!
咕噜噜!
houzizaiyerenbuzhule,tazhuaqikuaizi,xuezherenleideyangzitiaoqiyicuomianjiuwangzuilisai。
xiayimiao,tashunjianshuangmuyuanzheng!
美味!
绝了!
 
                 人在西游当厨神,玉帝都被馋哭了
                                人在西游当厨神,玉帝都被馋哭了