《人在幼儿园,离婚逆袭系统什么鬼》 小说介绍
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【wenxintishi:naozijicunchu,yueduhouqingquhuinindenaozi。】
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“白也,亲亲。”
yunmengdengzheliangzhiheiqiqidedayanjing,shuangshoubadaodebaozhubaiyenaodai,duqixiaozuiwangqiancou。
yankanxiaofenchunjiuyaoqinshang,yanjishoukuaidebaiyecongshubaolitaochuyitiaoshidadadeduanku,yixunleibujiyanerzhishisaijinyunmengdezuili。
yunmengyibachediaozuilidedongxi,nazaishouzhongyikan,keaidexiaolianshunjianningchengyituan。
shibaiyezhongwushuijueshiniaochuangdeduanku。
“哇……”
yunmengzhuanshenbaozhebaiyemuqinzhouxiaozhuangdedatui,fangshengaihao:
“zhouma,baiyetaqifuwo,nideweiwozuozhua!”
“chouxiaozinaozishaohutulea!”
zhouxiaozhuangkuxiaobude,buhaoqidechuolechuobaiyedenaodai:“kuaidiangenxiaomengdaoqian!”
baiyebuweisuodong,zhishilenglengdekanzhesizhoushuxiyoumoshengdeyiqie。
ganmaofashaodeta,zhongwushuijuedeshihouzuoleyigemeng,menghenzhanghenzhang,zuzuyousanshinianzhijiu。
zaimengli,tashangxue、tanlianai,shilian、gongzuo、jiehun、shiye、songwaimai、lihun。
beinitouchechuangfeideyishunjiantajingxingguolai。
jingchuyishenlenghan,gaoshaojingmomingqimiaodehaole。
naozilisihujinglileyigezhongniannanrenduanzanershibaideyisheng。
zaitahaimeilaidejiduoxiangdeshihou,naohailiturandanchuyitiaotiaojianxun。
【jijiangyoueryuanbiyedenijinrujiangchengyixiaodushu,chengjipingping,shiernianhoumianqiangkaolegeminbanbenke,xuefeiyinianwuwanba。】
【biyejishiye,yigeyuesanqiandexiaoshouyuannikanbushang,xuanzekaoyan,shibai、zaikaogong,shibai,zaikaozaibai。】
【huangwuzijimeiyouxiaozhenzuotijiadebenshi,nixiangmingyuntuoxiele,haitouleyiqianfenjianli,zhonghuodeyifendichanxiaoshougongzuo。】
【nimeitianpeizhexiaoliandangsunzi,qianjuhougongzuojianziji,hejiuhedaoweichuankong,neijinian,nicunxialesanshiwan,kexihaojingbuzhang,fangzhubuchaochutai,fangdichanhongranbengta,nishiyele。】
【sanshierli,zheiyinian,nijiehunle,cailisanshibawanba,xinniangzishiqingmeizhumayunmeng,fumuzhangbeiyanzhongzhigenzhidideliangpei,zhiyounizijizhidao,yunmengxinggeqiangshi,hunhouzhengchaobuduan,shenghuotongbuyusheng。】
【sanshiliusuinizaisongwaimai,xianghuanyiliang**,shuakadeshihoutishiyuebuzu,nihuijiawenyunmeng,tacaikukutitishuochubeiqiannanyouzhapianlewushiwan。】
【xinhuiyilengdenidiediezhuangzhuangxialou,qishang**zaishenyekuangbiao,ba……yishuciyandeguangchongxiangni,xiayimiao,nibeichuangfeile。】
【niderenshengtaishibaile,lihunnixixitongzhunizouxiangrenshengdianfeng。】
【ruguonengzhonglai,nishifouyuanyigaixiezijiderensheng?】
jianxunxiafang,chuxianlianggeanjian。
【是】和【否】。
baiyedexinqingfeichangfuza。
zijiderenshengzongranshishibaide,kewentishi,xianzaiwocailiusuia!
renzaiyoueryuan,lihunnixixitongshenmegui?
xitongzuzulaizaolesanshinian,zheiyetaibukaopuleba!
沉默是今晚的康桥。
sisuoliangjiubaiyezuizhongxuanzeleshi。
liyouhenjiandan,bianyibuzhanwangbadan,buguanxitongkaobukaopu,zheishitazhidingbukui。
naohaizhongdejixieyinzaicixiangqi:
【lihunnixixitongbangdingchenggong。】
【宿主:白也】
【性别:男】
【年龄:三十六】
【zichan:-237492.32】
【成就:无】
【zuixinqingbao:zainichuchehuohunmibuxingqijian,chulenidefumu,zhiyounidehaoxiongdijiangzhiyulaikanguoni,takanqilaihennanguo,doutaxiao,jiangli:shengao3limi。】
啥玩意?
身高?
baiyeturanxiangqiyigediyuxiaohua,ruguojini3limi,nihuijiadaonali?
nanhaizixiaoshihoushengaobeinvhaizidiaoda,daqijialaichidakui。
jiuxiangganggang,yunmengpengzhebaiyedenaodai,dongdoudongbule。
tebieshixianzaiyingyangguoshengdeniandai,youxiedifangyinianjidexiaoxuesheng,banlizuigaodenvshenghezuiaidenansheng,zuzuchalianggetou。
mengjinglitachengnianhoudeshengaocaiyimiqiwu,queshimeiyoudadaowangluoshangrenjunyimibaerdebiaozhun。
kanlai,xitonghaishiyoudiankaopude,jichudejianglishisirendingzhi。
问题来了。
wodehaoxiongdijingranshijiangzhiyu?
baiyebamuguangtouxiangbuyuanchudeyigexiaonvhai,dingzheyitouguogai,yuanyuandenaodai,yuanyuandexiaolian。
pangdudude,meiyandaixiao。
zenmeshuoni,meiyouyunmengzhangdepiaoliang,yemeiyouyunmengkeai。
danshi,tadewuguantouluchuyizhongyingqi,nvshengnanxiang,feichangtebie。
huiyiqimenglizhangdadejiangzhiyu,dazhangtui,liuzheyitoujingzhideduanfa,wangwutaishangyizhan,dixiajiwanrenaoaodajiao。
男女都叫她老公。
gaozhongshiqi,jiangzhiyuxianggejiaxiaozi,zhengtianhebaiyehunzaiyiqi,goujiandabei,chengxiongdaodi,qiangzhedangdie。
guizhidaotayishudaxuebiyehoufashenmedian,genbianlegerenside,yaoshenyibianchenglefengmiwanqiannannvlaoshaodetianhou。
kexiliangrenzicongbaiyeheyunmengjiehunzhihou,jiangzhiyudeshenyingzhinengcongpingmushangkanjian。
kanjianbaiyedingzhekanta,jiangzhiyuyihuodekanhuilai,liangrenshixianpengzhuang。
yanzhengxitongshizhenshijiadeshikedaole。
baiyechaojiangzhiyuzuoleyigehuajideguilian。
jiangzhiyuxianshiyileng,xuanjihahadaxiao,cubujifangdecongbikonglipenchuyigedadadebitipao。
baiyehaimeilaibujixiao,naohaizhongdanchuyitiaojianxun。
【zuixinqingbao:doujiangzhiyuxiaorenwuwancheng,jiangli3limishengaoyifangfa。】
xiayimiao,baiyeganjuedaozijidegugeqiyangwubi,haoxiangyouwanqianmayizaipa,chixuledagaishimiaozhong,zhengzhuangturanxiaoshi。
“长高了吗?”
白也不知道。
youyuzitaideyuanyin,turanzengjia3limi,ruguobuyongchiziqulianghennanfaxian。
baiyedasuanhuijiazaijianyanyifan,buguo,ganggangdeganjuebuhuicuo,xitongyinggaishizhende。
这波稳了。
annaxianeixindejidong,baiyemanlianyansuduiyunmengdao:“nannvshoushoubuqin,nvhaizijiajiadeyaoziai。”
“噗……”
“o(∩_∩)ohaha~”
zhanzaiyipangdengzhejiehaizidejiazhangtingdaobaiyerenxiaoguidashuolezheimeyiju,xiaodaoyipian,nanjiazhanggengshiledezhiyaotou。
“xiaopengyou,yihouxiangzheimepiaoliangdenvhaiziqinninizhishaodehuasanshibawanba。”
“bawodetouxiaodiaole,haizi,jizhule,zheishinirenshengdedianfeng。”
“wojiuxihuankantamentianzhenwuxiedeyangzi,zhenshitaitaitaikeaile。”
“xiaozi,niyihouhuihouhuide。”
zhouxiaozhuangninglexiabaiyedeerduo,youhaoqiyouhaoxiao。
yunmengzhangdefeichangpiaoliangkeai,xiaoxiaonianjijiushengleyifumeirenpeizi。
长大了还了得?
kendingshishilibaxiangdedameinv。
dekuiliangrenshishangxialoudelinju,fumuyoushizhanqindaigudeyuanfangqinqi,guanxifeichangrongqia。
lianggexiaojiahuodaxiaoyiqiguangzhe**zhangda,suoyiyunmengcaiainianzhebaiye。
不然。
pingpingwuqidebaiye,pingshenmenenghuodeyunmengdeqinglai?
congxiaodaodayizhirangrangzhezhangdayaojiajibaiye,jitadanglaopo,shenghaizi。
zaiyunmengdexinzhong,baiyejiushitadeweilailaogong。
亲一下怎么啦?
dianshijulidoushizheimeyande。
zaifumudeyanli,zhidangxiaohaizizaiwannao,yunmenghanzhouxiaozhuangzhouma,zhouxiaozhuangyelehehededaying。
nagedangmadebuxiangyaoyigemeiruotianxian,zhigenzhidideerxifu?
bayunmengdangchengtongyangxiyibanguanzhe。
youhaochidehaowande,yunmengxiantiao,zuihoucailundaobaiye。
也不知道谁是亲生。
zuihoulianggehaizichengbuchengmeiguanxi,xianzaitingyunmenghanmajiuhenshuang。
youyizhongpianzouhaoyounverdedeyijing。
yunmengjianbaiyebujinburangtaqin,haichaojiangzhiyuneigexiaopangniubanguilian,xinlitouneijiaoyigeqi。
wozaiku,nidoubierenxiao?
zuihouhaishuluowobuziai。
yunmengqizhale,kudegengxiangliang。
“buxing,woyaoqin,woyaoqin,nishiwolaogong,wojiuyaoqin!niyaoshiburangwoqin,woyihoujiubulinile。”
sapodagun,tayueshinaotengdexiong,weiguandedarenxiaodegengkaixin。
“haiyouzheiyangdehaoshi?”
baiyexiangqimenglidekepajingli,jiaoxiabuyouzizhudenuoyuanliangbu,henbudelikemashangheyunmenghuaqingjiexian。
keqianwanbuyaoxiangshangbeiziyiyang,tingcongliangjiafumudehua,hunhuneejiehun。
jieguo,rencailiangkongbuzhi,haibeishangyibiyuantouzhai。
cubujifangdezhanshuhoutui,xiangbiwenshenyibanshenshendeshanghaileyunmengruoxiaodexinling。
tayanjingdengdelaoda,manliandebukesiyi,kudegengdashengle。
zhouxiaozhuanglaqiyunmeng,wenrouhongdao:“xiaomengguai,zanbulita,huijiazhoumajinizuokelejichichi,bujibaiyechi。”
pianxiaopengyoudeliangdajuezhao。
好吃的,好玩的。
yunmengzuixihuanzhouxiaozhuangzuodekelejichi。
jianzhouxiaozhuangpiantanziji,youtingdaohaochide,yunmengqingxuzongsuanhaoqilai。
tamozheyanlei,qihonghongdezoudaojiangzhiyudemianqian,shuangshouchayaobikongchaotian:
“baiyeshiwode,wobuxunikanta。”
话音刚落。
baiyedeyanqianchuxianxindexunxi。
【zuixinqingbao:yunmengzhidaojiangzhiyuquyiyuankanwangnihenshengqi,zhaodaojiangzhiyubingjinggaotagunyuanyidian。
suirannimenliangyijinglihunle,danshiyunmengduinidekongzhiruyingsuixing。
qingjiangzhiyuchifanjiechuwuhui:jianglirmb1000。】
kanzheyanqiandexunxi,baiyexinzhongananzhenjing:“haojiahuo,xitonghaizhijiejiqian?”
“壕无人性。”
“anzheigejiezou,dagongshibukenengdagongde,zhixuyaozuozuorenwu,zheibeizibuchouchichuan,tangyingle。”
“wentishiwomeiyouyinxingkaa!”
buzhidaoxitonghuizenmejitaqian,yankanwugudejiangzhiyujiuyaobeiqishixiongxiongdeyunmengjiheku。
baiyetaochukoudailidebangbangtang,yibianzoubiansikaibaozhuangzhi,zaijiangzhiyubishangyanjingzhangkaizuibazhunbeikudeshunjian。
yigenbangbangtangsaijintadezuili。
甜丝丝。
好七。
xiaochanmaojiangzhiyuyanjingmengranzhangda,shashijianyoumiqilai,wanwanderuyueya,nengbarenxinmenghua。
“bietingtade,woyihoubuhuihetajiehun,xianzaigengbushitalaogong。”
baiyepaipaijiangzhiyudejianbang,shuoleyijujiangzhiyutinglaifeichangmomingqimiaodehua:
“谢谢你,儿咂!”
【zuixinqingbao:qingjiangzhiyuchifanrenwuwancheng,1000yuanjiangliyifafang。】
kudouliturangugude,baiyeshenshoumomokoudai,guoranyouhuo。
讲究啊!
zheixitongnengchu,youqiantashizhendeji。
xitongdetaolutadagaiyijingmoqingchule,xitongshigehaoxitong,tongshibugyeshizhendecunzai。
yikebangbangtangjiudangqingchifan,zheilimiandecaozuokongjianhenda。
jiehemuqiandeqingkuangfenxi,xitongrenwuyuyunmengxixixiangguan。
离婚?
逆袭?
lianggeciyuzaibaiyenaohailizhuan,tahaoxiangpinchudianshenmelaile。
“后悔流吗?”
zhuantoukanxiangyunmeng,yuekantayuexiangyitaitikuanji。
“xitong,nihaohuaie,wohaoxihuan。”
baiyezuijiaobiaknanya。
那么问题又来了。
weilairizigaizenmebatazhaganni?
人在幼儿园,离婚逆袭系统什么鬼