《扫把星也是星》 小说介绍
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第2章扫把星也是星
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gegejipoxiaohaimeinengchenggong。
wangdaniangjiezhewangwojiapaolesantian,lengshimeinengqiaojianwoma。
diyitianqufangxunchuxiulidibale。
diertianquchenglimaibule。
disantianqugebicunshangzuomantouqule。
disitiandeshihou,tayidazaoqilaijiangwomazhijieduzaimenkou。
wangdaniangzheirenbujinaizuomei,zuibahaitebieda,womaqingyiyebuxiangdezuita,ketanaizhexingzitinglebantianyebuzhidaoduifangyaoshuodiansha。
zhidaowonainaibaozhewoershenpinsishengxialaidedidichuzaimenkoushi,tacaidunwu。
woyongyuanbuhuiwangjineiyitian。
womabawangdanianghewonainaidezuzongshibadai,fanlaifuqudemaledeyouyibaibian,wojiejinjigenzaihoumianxuehuilehaoduoju,congcitajiuchengbaxiaoyuanle。
womasangmenyouda,yinweishengqishengyinyebipingshijianruilejisheng,meixiaoyihuigongfu,cuntoudaocunweidouzhidaolewonainaidaderuyisuanpan。
ererxifushiguweihanni,jiuzhangluozhebashouguadesanerxigenererzipeidui,zheifangzainajiabushinitiande?
cunlidehuachuandeyaoduonantingyouduonanting,woerbomudeniangjiahailairenhenhenchaoleyijia。
woerbodagaiyouyiniandoumeiganwangwojiamenkouguo,dangran,cunliyemeirenganjitajiangxifule。
rizihaishiyitianyitianguo,turanyouyitian,jiujiujiumadaizhewodebiaogebiaojielaiwojiazuoke。
这是从来没有过的。
zicongjinianqianchilebimengenghou,womazaiyemeiyouquguo,tabuxiebeirenshuotayaodaqiufeng,jiandaosheitadounengpaizhexiongfushuo
“bujiulianghaizi,wozijijiunengyangdeqi。”
neitiandefancaibingmeiyouhenfengsheng,tamenqiazhefandianlaide,wojiecongcaiyuanliduobaleliangkeqingcai,shuojijiujiujiumajiacan,tamenjingyemeiduoshuoshenme。
chiwanfanjiujiaobiaogebiaojiedaiwomenchuquwan。
wojieqishihaohunongde,tajiezhexiwanxiguodeyoutou,lengshiyibuyemeilikaiwomendenibafang,zaijiujiushuochuneijubuyaoliandehuazhihou,baneipenxiwanshuiquanpozailetamenfuqishenshang,pailepaishou,shuozijishouhuale。
womayibianrenxiaoyibiansongzoulenuqichongtiandejiujiujiuma。
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dagaishiwoshisuineinian,wogenjiejiezaishangsannianji,youxiaoxichengwomenzheieryaochaiqianle。
zhuzailincundejiujiujiumayijingtingdaofengshengle。
tamenzheicilaijiushiweileshuofuwomama,rangtamenbahukouqianguolai。
“xiaoe,wotingshuoyigerentoudeyouliangwankuaiqian,daoshihouwomendouqianguolai,nikanzhongbu?”
yigerentoushiyouliangwankuaiqian,dan**shibuyunxukongguahutoude,meigerendemingxiadoudeyoupingfangshu。
yejiushishuo,ruguotamendouqianguolai,womamajiudebabenjiubufuyudewushipingdexiaofangzifengechengqifen。
**yunbuyunxuzheimezuohailiangshuo,guanjianzheipingfanghuadaotamenhutoule,nandaohainengnadehuilai?
jiujiujiumabeinianzoule,wowaipoyoulaile。
taguamudaidalewomahewojiu,nengchiku,guziliquehennuoruo,tashinanquanshehuixiadexishengpindanyeshitadeyonghuzhe。
ketabumingbai,zuoweilianggenvhaizidemuqin,wodemama,yaobitayongganyetouchededuo。
tajujuelewowaipobahukouqianguolaideyaoqiu。
“ma,ninjintianweisheierlai,niwodexinlidouqingchumingbai,dangchugenlianglaosanjiehundeshihou,takanzhongwo,cailijilebaqianbabaikuaiqian,ninqiuwoqianwanyaobazheiqianliuxialaijididi,woyingle。daizheyichuangbeizijiudaolelaoliangjia,weizheishi,beitamazhizhebizimalehaojinian。”
“laosanshigehaoren,ketashigeduanminggui,genwolaodieyiyang。danwobuxiangrangwodehaiziguoyiqianwoguodeshenghuo。”
waiporeredihaixiangshuoxieshenme,tatidaolejiejiedemingzi,womashengyinlikedaleqilai“ma,nibieshuole,wobaxiaobinggenwoxingdong,tayongyuandoushiwodehaizi!wobukenengbuyaowodehaiziguojibierendehaizide!”
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钱是照妖镜。
zheijuhuafangzainalidoushiyong,youqishizheigeyaomoguiguaidoushengxingdenongcun。
chaiqianjinjinshitouleyidianfengsheng,shenxianmenyijinglaigexianshentongle
jinianmeikuaguowojiamenyibudewangdaniangzaiyicidengmenle。
zheicitadaizhecunlijihurenjiadechengyilaide。
neixianroushiwangerjiasongde,shuoshinianqiangangade。
neicaishilidadajiatianlizaochenxianzhaide,shangmianhaidaizhelushuini。
haiyouyixiaohetangguoshizhangshencongchenglishaolaide,zanmenzheidoumeijianguo。
womasixiaofeixiaodikanzhewangdaniangtaotaobujuedishuodao,neituomoxingziganjuedounengbengdaotalianshang。
womazuihoushuoleju“wojiezhadele,qulerenjiayebunengzaishenghaizile。haiyouyige,wozheinibafangzishimeizhengde,wodailelianghaizidaoshihouhaidequfentamendefangzizhu。zheiyangba,wangdajie,woyeshihuashuole,woyigerendaihaiziyequeshitingxinkude,niquwenwen,wozheiqingkuang,sheijianengjieshouwojiutongyigenshei。”
wangdaniangzuihoushimamalieliezoude,zoudaomenkouhaibadailaiderouhecaiquanlinzoule,tazhangwanglebantianyemeizhaodaoneihezaojiujinlewohejiejieduzilidetang。
tazouhou,haitianyoujiacudezaicunlishuoleyifan,zheixiaquancundouzhidaowojiazheigefangzishimeizhengde,chaiqianzhihouwomenjiuyaoliulishisuole。
wonainaiteyibaozhewoneisiwusuilehaizhangzaishoulidedidi,zhanzaiwomenmenqianyaowuyangweidao“wojiushuoniyanglelianggesaobaxing!zheixiahaole,mashangchaiqianlenimenlianzheinibafangdouzhubushangle,wokannimenzenmeban!”
wojiejieyibianxiyifuyibiandao“nengzenmeban?quxiamianzhaonizaosideerzihezhangfu,jiaotamendagongzhengqianyanghuowomenbei!yerangtamenjianshixiawomenlianggesaobaxingdeweili!”
wonainaibeitayedebantianshuobuchuhualai,dengwomahuilailediyijianshiqingjiushipaolaigaozhuang,shuowomajihaiziyangdewufawutian。
womaqingmiaodanxiedao“womeibenshi,haiziyangdecucao,panniqilaidezao,fanzhengdoushilaoliangjiadezhong,niyaoshikanbuguannitiaoyigezou。”
wogenjiejiedouzuochuleyueyueyushiyaogentazoudeyangzi,tatoudoubuhuidehuijiale,neisuduwohuaiyitajiaoxiacailehuaban。
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mamayanghuowogenjiejiezhendeburongyi。
nongcunrendeeshihenrenyouxiaorenwu,xianrenqiongyouparenfu。
womamayikaishihuizuzhongtongcunrendedi,yuanxianzhishiyipianhuangdi,neijiarendoubuyuanyizhong,womahenbianyidezulexialai,genzheshushangjiaodeyanglehaojinian,shouchengzhongyuhaoledian,mamakaixindiduiwomenshuo,mingnianwomenjiuyaodafengshoule,jieguoduifangyaoshouhuidizijizhongle。
congneiyikeqi,womajiugaosuwohejiejie,shenmedongxidoudezijiyoucaisuanyou。
bierendedongxizhongguishibierende。
zheidagaihoulaiyezaojiulewohejiejiedeyizhongxiaofeiguan,jiushinengmaidejueduibuzu,zhiyoudongxideguishuquanshizijidecaishijiaotashidideyongyou。
houlaimamaqucaifengdiandagong,tayouyishuangqiaoshou,youaikanshu,kandaozazhishangyixiemotechuandeyifu,taguojitianjiunengdaotengchuchabulidelai。
neigelaobannianghenxihuanta,yeliantajialiyoulianggexiaohai,xinshuikaidegewaigao。
womabianmeirimeiyedemangzhezuoyifu,neitangwudedengdaoshenyeyetongliang。
zheidagaiyeshiwogenjiejietongnianliweiyidejiaoxiangqu,womendeshenghuojiushizaimamadeyizhenyixianlibeisuzaohebianzhi。
xiatianshiyewandaduomenre,womenzhiyoutangwuligualegedadiaoshan,haishiqianjinianyourenxiaxiangfupin,cunzhangjiwomenzhengqulaide。
mamazongshinengzuodezhude,caifengjijiushitadewuzhishan,tabeiyazaineichichiqibuleshen。
wogenjiejiejiuzuozaitapangbian,wokanshiwangeweishenme,jiejiekangangtieshizenyanglianchengde。
wowentaweishenmefeijinengzaitianshangfei?
tashuozhiyaoyoujuexin,renheshiqingdoukeyizuodao。
wowentaweishenmenainaizongshineimeshengqi?
tashuorenheyigeshaguadouhuisuishishengqi,danyaonengkongzhizhuzijipiqiderencaishizhenzhengdeyingxiong。
wowentaweishenmewozaoshangzongshiqibulai?
tashuorenyinggaizhipeixiguan,erjuebunengrangxiguanzhipeiren。
meimeizheizhongshihouwomazongshuotatingbudongzheixie,tajiuxihuankanzhetutuhuahuadedongxi,dankandaowomenkanshutajiuhenkaixin。
mamameishenmewenhua,tazhidudaolexiaoxuesannianjijiuchuoxuele,weilejididirangbu。
“buguowozheibeizideshangxuejinglihaishirangwoyousuoshouhuode,woshangxiaoxuedeshihou,laoshijiaoguoyijumingrenmingyan,shigaoerjishuode,shujishirenleijinbudejieti。”
“zheijuhuawoyizhijizhe,nikan,womenzhiqiandetianshibushizhongdeshizuihaode?mazuodeqipaoshibushizuishixingde?”
shuowanzheijutaqinlewogenjiejieyirenyikou,shuodao
“mayangdehaizishibushidinghaode!”
wogenjiejieyikoutongshengdao“shi!”
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zaiwoshiersuideneinian,womencunzhendechaiqianle!
watujizaixiaoxixialaidediertianjiukaidaolecuntou。
cunzhangweilezuobiaolv,tajiashidiyigeqianzide。
tajiaoleyaochidedangtianxiawu,watujijiubatajiachulezhengwuwaidesuoyoudifangdoutuile,liuzhezhengwushiweilerangchaiqianbanbangong。
wogenjiejiemeitiandanzhanxinjingdishengpanatianfangxuehuilaijialijiubeiyiweipingdile。
youyitianhuijiadeshihou,wojializuoleyiwuzideren,chulecunzhangwoyigeyeburenshi。
wojiejierengxiashubaojiukuleqilai,yanleihuahuadiwangxialiu。
wosuiranbuzhidaoweishenme,dankanzhetaku,woyebuzhidaoweishenme,yanleiyediaoxialai。
cunzhangzaiyipangshuodao“jiuzheishineilianghaizi,jinnianduwunianjile。lingdao,zanyebushishuoyaoe**,danxianshiwentiqueshicunzai,erqiedangshizheikuaidijianfangzideshihoushidaleshenqingde,dongxiaoegangbanjinlaideshihouyeshenqinglebanzheng,wodoutijiaoshangqule,buzhidaonagehuanjiechulewenti,woquzhenshangyewenlehaoduoci,jiushiyizhimeixialaini。”
yigexizhuanggelv,kanqilaidagaiyousishiduosuidenanrenshuodao
“qingkuangwoyijinglejiele,danshijutikazainagehuanjiewohaiyaohuitouheshihaolecainenggaosunimen。”
“muqianwomenqueshishimeiyoukandaofangchanzheng,danbuhuiyinweimeiyouzhengjiubucanyuchaiqianle,zhengceyeshizaizheide,meiyouzhenganmeiyouzhengdechai,jiushijiagediyidian,butieshangyidian,danzongguidoushiyoushuofade。”
tashuowanzheijufenbiepailepaiwohewojiejiedetou,congkoudailitaochuleliangkuaitangdijiwomen“xiaojilingguier,biekule,woxiawujiuhuizhenshang,yidingbanimenzheishiqingwenmingbai。”
houlaiwocaizhidao,neishiworenshengzhongjianguodediyigedarenwu,zhenshangdechaiqianbanzhuren。
wogenjiejiehaichidaolerenshengzhongdediyikuaiqiaokeli,jiejiexiankuchileyikoujiuyingsaijimamale,woyixiaokouyixiaokoudechileyixiawu。
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chaiqiandegongzuowanchengdehenkuai,cunlidefangzichailedaban。
womenquechichimeiyoushoudaoxiaoxi,cunzhangzhengriduizhewomendefangziaishengtanqi。
yinweiruguoanzhaomeiyouzhengdechai,tajiwomensuanlexia,womenzhinengnashiwanbudaozouren,zhenshangdefangziyaoershiwanyitao。
keruguoyouzhengdehua,womennengfendaoyitaosanjushihaiyoushiwandezhuangxiuqian。
womayitiansantangdewangchaiqianbandebangongshipao,keyitangyemeipengdaoneigezhuren。
wonainaijiayeqianlezi,tamenzaojiuzaizhenshangzulefangzi,zhidengzhechaiwanjiuzou,taderichangjiushibaozhedidizhanzaiwojiamenkoushuofenglianghua。
“nizhidaozanmenchaileduoshaoma?guangfangzi**jiujimenanmensitao,haiyouxianjinni!zanyouhuabuwandeqian!womenxiaojinsunzheixiazhendeyaochengbaobeijingedale。”
“dangchujiaonimenmagennierbohao,xianzaibuyeyoudafangzizhule,haiyongdezhezheimekuhahadezhunibafang?guanjianshinimenmashangliannibafangdoumeidezhuge,qiaojianmei,cuntoudewatujibudengsantianjiudewadaozheige!”
“wogennimenshuo,zheifangzinimennabudaode!”
womazheiliangtianzaiganhuo,laobanzhidaotajialiyoushi,jiurangtadaihuilaizuo。
tingdaozheihuafengrenjideshengyinlimatingxia,chongdaomenkoujiumadao
“shaozaizheilishuofenglianghua!laoniangnabudaofangziyeyoubenshiyanghaizi,binimenyijiaduanmingguiqiang!”
lianggerenniyiyanwoyijudemaleqilai,baqianlaisongxiaoxidechaiqianbanzhurendoukandaile。
cunzhangzaiyipangkelebantian,womacaikankanfanyingguolai,guaibuhaoyisidegenzhurenxiaoshengdaoqian。
zhurenshigexingqingzhongren,tabailebaishouhaobuzaiyidishuodao
“dangtianwolaoniangyeshizheimeyanghuowode,tingnimarenhaitingqinqiede,tingshuonizheijitianyizhizaizhaowo,wohuiqubanshidangele,lai,xianjinijieshaoxia,zheiweishisunlvshi,zanmenzhenshangdefalvyuanzhulvshi。”
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yuanlaiwomenjiadechanzhengyizhimeibanxialaishiyinweilimianyouguansi。
womamabanguolaizhumeiduojiu,woerbogenwoerbomujiuzhuzhangzheifangzisuiranshiwobabagaidedandijizailaofangzili,suoyitamenyeyaodangchengyichanfenge。
shiqingshiwoerbomuqubanlide,jieguobanwanmeiduojiu,tashengwanerzinanchanqushile,dajiadouwangjilezheijianshi,danliuchengyizhikazainei。
“liangzhongfangan,gentamenxieshang,jiaotamenchean,ranhouwomenzheibianzoujiajiliucheng,jitianjiunengchuzheng。dierzhong,gentamendayichanguansi,tamenjialaoliangtousideshihouzanmenbingbingshiyouyichande,qingqingyekeyidaiweijichengde。liangzhongfangfadedaodeqiandouchabuduo,womendousuanguole,jiukanneibianzenmepeihele。”
womatingdaozheiqideyaosile,meixiangdaoguafudailelianghaizi,zhugenibafangdouyourendianji,tayibianzhoumawoneizaosidediexinhen,yibianyoumazaosideerbomuxinhei。
wonainaigangzaimenkoutinglegeshichengshi,huijiajiubamenguanshangle。
dengzaibamendakaishi,tamenquanjiayizhijuedingyaogenwomendaguansi。
womapeileyisheng,shuo“dajiuda!”
neisunlvshiduiwomamashuoleju
“biezheji,rangwogentamentanyitan。”
门又关上了。
cunzhangjidexiangreguoshangdemayi,damalaoliangjiabuzuoren。
womazheihuidaodandingle“tamenbuzuorenyebushiyitianliangtianle。”
yejiuwufenzhongdeguangjing,sunlvshijiuchulaile,tadaizheanfudexiaorongduiwomenshuo“tamentongyichesule,denghuinimenyiqiquzhenshang,zuowomendechequ,yitianjiunengbasuoyoushouxubanle。fangchanzhengdehuagujideyougeliangsantiannengnadao。”
womadoujingdaole,taqianchengdiwendao“dalvshi,nizashuofutamende?”
“wojiushuoletamenkendingbaisu,baisudehuatamenyaochususongfei,dagaiqibaqiankuaiqian。”
zhenshidashedaqicun,yitidaoqianjiuchedimeishengle。
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nadaochaiqiananzhifangbanjinqudeshihou,wogenjiejieyijingshichusanle。
womamazaibandaozhenshangdediernian,jiugenqipaodiandelaobanjieleqian,kaileyijiashuyuzijidecaifengdian。
nafangzishichouqiande,womengenlaoliangjiayinggaishiyounieyuan,dabojiahenainaijiadefangzidougenwomenzaiyidong。
wogenjiejieqinyanjianzhenglelaoliangjiadebaobeijingedacongyigepingpingwuqidixiaonanhaibianchengleyigehunshidamowang。
shilaisuidenianji,tashuaidaole,wonainaihaizhiliyudadiban,shuodibanbushiwanyi。
chifanhaiyaokaorenwei,buweijiubuchi,weiciwonainaiqishiduosuiderenle,meitianhaiquxuexiaosongfan。
xiangyaoshenmexinwanyi,budayingjiuyidingyaozaidishangpin,wozhuangjiantaduzaidiantimenkoudoubushiyihuile。
womamameicigenwohuishenghuisedeshuozheixie,douyoudianxingzailehuodeyiwei。
erwohejiejiedezhuyaorenwujiushidushu。
chuzhongdeshuzhendebixiaoxuenantaiduole,shijimengongke,meitianguangbeishubaodouyaobeidaotuobei,gengbuyaoshuobeishuhexiezuoye。
jiejiezuoqilaidexinyingshou,woqueyizhiyoudianchili。
mamashuorengenrenjiushiyouqubiede,meigerendouyouzijishanzhangdeshiqing。
nijiejieshanzhangdushu,dannihuahuaheshougongdouhenhao。
wojiejienianjidiyikaoshangdegaozhong,erwozheigebanpingshuidiediezhuangzhuangjiujinlepingxingban。
tameitiandouzaixinwopangwudexuexi,womeitiandouzairenrenzhenzhendehuatu。
gaoerfenbandeshihou,tawenwendangdangqulezhongdianban,womingmingbaibaiqugaoleyishu。
danglaoshitichurangwoquxuehuahuadejianyishi,womaxiangdoumeixiangjiujiwobaoleban。
“laoshishuodekendingshiduideya,tanengkengzanmenma。”
huashijiukaizaiwomenxiaoqumenkou,wodiyitianjinqudeshihoupengdaoleyelaishikedeliangjiabaobeijingeda-liangbao。
tazhengbaozhewonainaidetuishuo“buxing,wojiuyaoxuehuahua!jiuyaoxue!”
wonainaikanzheneiyijiekebashidebiaojia,routengdao“nidongshenmejiaohuahuaa!”
womapieleyiyanjiuduiqiantaijiedaidelaoshishuo“womenxianbaosanshijieba,houmianyouhuodongzaixu。”
liangbaoyitingzheihuagengbuganle“woyeyao,woyeyao,woyeyaosanshijie!”
wonainaihenhendenglewoyiyan,youmeihaoqidichongwomashuo
“tageyatoupianzidoushanggaozhonglenalaishijianhuahuaa,nizheiqianjiaoleyeshilangfei,bururangwomenliangbaolaishangba,zhenghaonimenyebulangfeile。”
“niyoubingba?woyouqianairangtashangjiushang,xiangshenmeshihoushangjiushenmeshihoushang,guannipishia?”
shuowanzheiju,tazhizhewonainaiduiqiantailaoshishuo“laoshi,mafannin,wobaodezheigekezhinengwoguinvlaishang,biederenruguolaicengwomendekewoshibuchengrendea。”
neilaoshilikejiedao“fangxinba,yuqingmama,womenzheilidekedoushibangdingdaoxueshenggerende,bierenlaiyeshangbule。”
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buguodiertianshangkedeshihouwohaishipengdaoleliangbao。
yimisidegezi,yibaisidetizhong,xianggedunzisidezuozaiketangli。
wozaigebibanmeitiandounengtingdaojifeigoutiaodeshengyin。
santianhoutajiubeiquantuile,laoshiquanetuilefei,kukoupoxindiduiwonainaishuo
“shizaibuhaoyisi,liangbaotongxuezheihuahuawomenshijiaobulele,qiandoutuijinin,jiaoshinongzangdedifanghaiyaomafannimenjixiufuhao,buranwomenshiyaobaojingde。”
wozoujinneijiaoshiyikan,haojiahuo,qiangmianzhuomianquanbubeituchenglegezhong,banbanbobodehaobunankan。
wonainaizhizhewochonglaoshidahandao“zheiyatoupianzidounenglainian,womenbaobeipingshenmebunenglai?zheishidaojianzhishiluanle,nandaotahainengbiwomenliangbaochuxi!”
neilaoshizaojiushougoule,dashengdao“laotaitai,xinzhongguochenglishibushimeitongzhinin?woxianzaigaosuninshiyoudianwanle,danhaishiyaomafanninqingxingqingxing。yuqingshilaizheiliweikaodaxuezuozhunbeide,ninsunzihaishixianbachuzhongduhaozaishuoba。”
“heng!jiunimenzheizhongsuzhihainengdanglaoshini,zheihuahuawomenbuxueyeba,xiaobao,womenzou!”
liangbaokebuyuanyi,tazaihuashimenkouyoukuyounaoyoudagun,yizhibuxiaoting,zuihouhaishiwoerboxiabanhuijiakandaole,batayijiaoyijiaotihuijiade。
dengwojieshangwanwanzixihuilaideshihou,liangbaohaizaineidanyuanmenmenkounaoteng。
wojiejindiantishishubaoshangdedaizibuxiaoxinpengdaoleta,tadamawojieshisaobaxing。
wojiekanletayiyan,lengxiaodao“wodaxiaohaishigexing,zongbinishigeqiuhaoba!”
tachongshanglaijiuyaodawojie,naihewojiekuaiyimiqidegezi,shenshanghaiyougejishijindeshubao,yigeshubaolunshangqutajiulaoshile。
“biefashenjing,woyijiaochuaishangqu,jiunizheitixing,nidezaixiaoqugunsanquandouzhaobudaojia!”
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marenshihenshuangde,wonainaishangmenlaigenjiejieduimayeshijingcaide,womahewojiaruhunzhanyeshihanchanglinlide。
danwojiujiujiumajiuzaicikeshangmenle,quehaishiyoudiangangade。
womalvlelvtaneibingbucunzaideliuhai,wenwojiujiuyoushenmeshi?
zheixienianlai,wojiujiujiumaconglaidoushiwushibudengsanbaodiande。
youshihoushiwaiposhengbinglehuozheshijialiqueliangjiedianqianle,zongzhi,lailejiushihaodianzoude。
zheicijiumaxiandegewaikeqi,tahaijiwohejiejielinledianshuiguo,wojiejiejieguolaideneiyishunjianjiudahandao
“jiuma,nizheishuiguonalimaide,zheixiangjiaodoukuailanle,juranhaiganmaijini,nigaosuwo,woquzhaotaqu!”
jiumajigangayouwucuodixiaolexiao,meishuohua。
zenmeshuoni?shuotashitubianyiteyimaidekuaihuaidema?
wojiejieshibuguansheigangabugangade,tabazuoyetanzaiketingdecanzhuoshangjiukaishixinwupangwudexie,tajiushiyouzheiyangdebenshi,wulunzuoshenmedoubuhuibeiwaijieyingxiang。
wojiujiukaikoudao“xiaoe,youjianshiqing,gexianggennishangliangxia。”
tazheiyilianweinandeyangziwojiuzhidaobushijianhaoshi,womaziranyeshizhidaode,tameijiehua,wojiujiuzhihaoziguzidewangxiashuo
“shanzikaoshangzanmenzheidegaozhongle,xuexiaoyemeizhusu,zouduyoutaiyuanle,xiangwenwennengbunengzainizheizhu?nifangxin,zhishizhuzaizhei,chiheshadewobamajiaoshanglai,rangtazhaoguta。”
zheisuanpandadetinghao,yixiazijizanjianongliangzuzongzuozhen。
womayoudianbugaoxing,dao“wozheijiusangefangjiana,mahexiaoshanlailezenmezhuya?”
jiumalikedao“womendoupansuanhaole,shanzizhuyijian,nigenmazhuyijian,jiemeiliangzhuyijian,zheibujiuzhengzhenghaohaole?”
wojietoudoumeitai,bihaizaishuashuadezuoti,huajiuyijingshuochukoule
“nalizhenghaole?wodahude,shuibule。”
“aiya,bingbing,dahumeishide,nibamenguanhao,shanzibuhuishouyingxiangde!”
wojieyilianmomingqimiaodetaiqiletou“nishuoshenmeni?woshuowohuiyingxiangwomei,erqiewohaimengyou,shangcimengyouyelihaibaqingqingdaleyidun,qingqingqilaiyaoqujingchajugaowo,renjingchashuole,mengyousharendoubusuanfanfa。”
wojiezheiyitonghulielie,tingdewomadezuijiaoyouqilaile。
wojiumapailewojieyixia,shuodao“zheihaizi,zhidingzaihushuobadaoni!”
zhengqiaozheishi,woneididiliangbaokandaowojiamenkaizhe,chongjinlaiyongshuiqiangduizhewojiejiejiushiyizhenpenshe“jiaonidawo!jiaonidawo!”
wojiediuxiabishangqujiushiyijiao,duizhexinwozichuaide。
xiaopangzizhendeshunzhedishanggunlejiquanmeidongdan。
wojiehuitouchongzhewojiumaxiaolexiao“buhaoyisijiuma,yongdajingle,yiweizaimengyouni。gangzaishuoshenme?wobiaodiyaoguolaidushu?shenmeshijianlai,daoshihouwogenqingqingyiqiqujieta。”
最后自然是没来。
danhuayeshuodehenbuhaoting,shuoyihouwomenjiayoushenmeshiqingdoubuyaoxiangtamenbangmang。
youqishiwomenliangjiemeiyihouchumenkemeiyoudajiuzixiaojiuzibangchenle。
wojie“meishi,tamenyeshiquleyouchuxidejiejie。”
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zaihoulai,wogenjiejieyiqicanjiagaokao。
tachenglezhenshangdenvzhuangyuan,erwoyeyiyikaoshengdeshenfenkaoshangleyibenyuanxiao。
womazaijiadabailiushuixi,zhouweidaduoshudoushitongcunhuozhelincunde,fenfenwenwonainai,laoliangjiazenmeyouzheimechuxideguinvliang,conglaimeitingtashuoguoni。
wonainaifenfendao“guanghuidusishuyoushenmeyong,yidianrenqingshigudoubudong,jianglaihaibushiyaoyishiwucheng。”
yourenjiantazuiying,suanta“nijialiangbaodaoshizuitianhuihanren,dandushubizheiliangjiejieshichaleshiwanbaqianlileba?”
dengdaoleliangbaocanjiagaokaodeneiyinian,talianliangbaifendoumeikaoshang,zhouweilinjuyouzhongtiwogenwojiedangniandeshengkuang,yourenyoudao
“laoliangjianvzhuangyuandouchule,jieguonandingshizheimegewanyi,shibushifengshuibuhaoa?”
“shaa,zhuangyuanyebushiliangjiade,neishidongxiaoejiade。yaowoshuo,shixiaoejiafengshuihaoyouhuiyangren。”
shuozhewuxintingzheyouyi,wonainaijiuzhezheijuhuayidingyaowomagentahuanfangzi。
womabenlaibutongyi,kewojiequanta,nainaineigeshidapingfang,tayaoshibuyaonibuchajia,nijiugentahuan。
后来,还真就换了。
liangbaobeiqiangpozheyoufuduleyinian,zheihuiliantidangfendoumeikaodao。
yejiushishuo,liangjiadebaobeijingeda,zheixialianshudoumeidedule。
wonainaiyoukaishizhengtiannaozheyaobafangzihuanhuilai。
womabeitajiaodefangbushenfanshi,wojiehewoshanglianglexia,taochulegongzuosanniandejixu,jitahuanlegefangzi。
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neifangzijiuzaizhenzhongxin,zhouweijiushicaichanghexuexiao。
yidongjiushiyitaofang,sancengloudexiaotingyuan。
womajiciluguodoushuozheifangzihaokanhaokan。
wojiedangshiyijingzaidichangongsizuolezuinianqingdezongjian,erwoyeyoulezijidegongzuoshi。
womenbenlaidasuanjimamazaiwomenshilimaifangzi,rangtatuolizheiliderenheshi。
mamaqueshuo“zhuxiguanla!”
houlaitingshuowoliangyaomaifangzi,tajiukaikoudao“neijiuneibieshuba,qitadewodoukanbushang。”
tanahuagujiduwoliangni!
wojiegexingdongpai,dangtianxiawujiubawodeyinxingkaxijieyikong,bafangzimailexialai。
getiandaiwomaqukandeshihou,tadezuibadadenengsaizaiyimeijidan。
“wodetian,zhenmaila!”
tawuliwuwaizoulesanquan,pailewushuzhaopian,
likelianfasantiaopengyouquan,meitiaodoushijiugongge。
“woguinvmenjiwomaidefangzi,kanjianmei?zheidayuanzi!zheisancenglou!”
“wodemaya,zheifangzijuranyousangecesuo,woniaojiledoudekaolvyixiaqunayigefangbianyidiande!”
“zenmeyang?guinvyebuchaba?pengyouquandegewei,nimendeerzijinimenmaifanglema?”
tahenkuailedizaimeiyitiaopengyouquanxiamiandoutidaolewojiadegeluqinqi。
youqishijiujiujiumashushushenshenmen,yigedoumeiluoxia!
主打一个雨露均沾。
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houmiandeshiqingqishiyemeishenmetebiedela。
wonainaizaibashiwusuideshihou,huanshanglelaonianchidai。
daerziheererzizhengtiandoumangzheshangban,genbenwuxiaguji,wodaguburenxinzhihaoqinzizhaoliao。
jieguowodaboheerbolianzhuyuanfeidoubukentao,wodagufufaxianwodagubajierzimaifangdeqianyonglaijiwonainaikanbingle,yiqizhixiazhijiegentalihunle。
liangbaozheigebaobeigeda,zhengriwusuoshishi,gaozhongbiyehoujiuzaiyijiawangbabangrenjiakanjizi,jieguoyouyicigenrenjiafashenglechongtu,tuibeirendaduanle。
houlaiyinweiqiangjiubujishi,luoxialeyidiancanji。
wowaipodaoshibiwonainaidejingkuanghaodian,womamaouerhuibatajieguolaiyiqishenghuo,buguoyinianzuiduojiebannian,shengxiadebanniantajiuzaierzijiacuotuo。
wojiujiujinianqianjiuxiagangle,zaijiazhengtianshouwojiumaqi,lianggerenjingchangzaijiadadebukekaijiao,hebenlaiyemeishenme,kewowaipoailapianjia。
zhidaoyouyicitayoulapianjia,wojiumatoushangaileliangxiahou,nubukeedituidaolewowaipo,tajiupiantanle......
piantanlewomayehaishiyiyang,yinianzhaogubannian,shengxialaidebanniantachudiankanhufei。
dengdaowojiegentashixiongjiehunshi,womaqinshoufenglezuihouyijianxiuhesongjita。
“qingqingyoude,niyeyou,mamayuanmanwanchengrenwule。”
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henduonianhou,woouranfankaishuju,kandaojiejiejiazaishulidezhaichao。
rendeyishengyinggaizheiyangduguo:
dangtahuishouwangshishi,buyinxudunianhuaerhuihen,
yebuyinliuliuwuweierxiukui;
zheiyang,zailinsideshihou,tajiukeyishuo,
wodezhenggeshengminghequanbujingli,douyijingxianjileshijieshangzuizhuanglideshiye
——shouhuquanshijiezuihaodemamahemeimei。
 
                 扫把星也是星
                                扫把星也是星