我一保安，不打游戏难道打业主？
《我一保安，不打游戏难道打业主？》 小说介绍
niuniunaixiongdexiaoshuo《woyibaoan，budayouxinandaodayezhu？》yiqijingcaideqingjieheshenduderenwukehuaxiyinleguangdaduzhe。gushizhong，suyangcaodayejinglileyiduanlingrennanwangdelvcheng，faxianlezijineizaidelilianghejiazhi。tongguomianduikunnanhetiaozhan，suyangcaodayezhujianbaituoshufu，zhanxianchuwuxiandeqianli。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlexiwangyuchengzhang，taxunsubalianshangdebiaoqingdiaozhengchengxionghen，shoulihuluanhuizhexiangjiaogun，zuilihaimamalieliede：“haitemeganshenmeni！”“momojijide！xiangaizoushiba！”“……bijiangjiduzheliuxiashenkedeyinxiang。
《我一保安，不打游戏难道打业主？》 第3章 免费试读
演播厅里。
sanweizhuanjiapingweikandaozheiyimu，duisuyanggengjiabuman。
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电话那头的张大爷：
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caodayeyiting，buleyile：
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“nishuoshenme？nirangrenqifule？！”
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jiweidayebenlaidoujisanhuosidiyaowangwaichong，tinglesuyangdehua，zongsuanlengjingledianer：
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“laozhangnimanmanshuo，womendahuodouzaini，jueduibunengrangnipingbaibeirenqifua！”
……
zhibojiandeguanzhongmenyefenfenfaqidanmu：
——【meixiangdaokanzhibohainengyudaozheizhongshier！zhangdayefangxin，womenzheimeduorendouzaini！yudaozheishierjuebunenggankanzhe！】
——【zhangdayexianzaizenmeyang？shoushanglema？】
——【zaizanlongguohaiyourenganqifulaoren，zheideduoquedea！】
——【zhangdayenikuaishuoniweizhizainaerni，womenkankanyounagewangyouzaifujin，mashangganguoqubangnin！】
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caodayediankaidianhuayangshengqi。
zhangdayedeshengyincongdianhualichuanchulai，tingzhedaoshizhongqishizu，meiyoushenmeshoushangdeganjue：
“laocao，wogennishuo，wozheiliangtianmeizaixiaoqugensuyangxiaqi，doushipaodaozanmenmenkouduimiandegongyuanlaile。”
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zhangdayedehuayinluoxia，suyangzhangshuleyikouqi，zhongxinzuohuidengzishang。
观众们也被逗乐了。
——【zhangdayezheilaotouyetaikeaile，wohaiyiweishiyourenqifulaorenni！gaolebantianshibeirenyingleqibufuqi，zhaosuyanglaidangjiubingde。】
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caodayehezhouweidejigedayeyedouxiaole。
“hahahaha，laozhang，nikebiezaigongyuandiurenxianyanle，haishule200kuaiqian，ganjinhuixiaoqulaiba。”
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张大爷：
“nimenjigelaojiahuoxiaoshenme？suyangshiqiwang，neinengbima？”
“bieshuowo，nimenyousheigensuyangxiaqiyingguoma？”
“suyang，nibiegenlaocaoxiale，gankuaiguolaibangwo，wozaixinhuagongyuanliangtingzheierni！”
苏阳：
“zhangdaye，wozheierhaizaishangbanni，meikongqubangni。”
“niyingbulerenjiajiurenshu，ganjinhuilaiba。”
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