糊咖发疯震惊娱乐圈
《糊咖发疯震惊娱乐圈》 小说介绍
lishichuanjixiaoshuo《hukafafengzhenjingyulequan》youliqingdaiqinglichuangzuo。zhuyaojiangshulelimingximalanhuazailishishiqideshengpinghefendoujingli，tongguoduilishishijiandemiaoxiehejiedu，zhanshilezhujiaodezhihuiyuyongqi。zheibenshubujinjuyouhengaodelishijiazhi，haijiduzhedailaileshenrusikao。zheishidiyibudaoyanzhudongzhaoshangmenlairangwozuonvyideju，yiwangwodoushizijidaizheziliaopaojuzu、mianshi、zijizhengqujiaose。……
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在剧组被冻死那天，
daoyanshuo：“zhengchouzhaobudaojiekoukaichutani！”
nvzhumalanhuawanzhedaoyandeshou，canjialeshengdadekaijiyishi。
tamenbawodeguhuizuochengyanhua，zaikaijiyishishangxuanlanshengkong，xiangchetiandi。
erjuboshang，daochudoushiwodeheitonggao。
shuowoyoujingshenbing，butingjuzuanpaicaibeidongsi。
woshuazhejubokanzheyanhua，turanxingfenle。
wodeshengyinyuanlaizheimexiang！
zaizhengyan，huidaodaoyanyaoqingwojiaruzheibujuneitian。
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“lilaoshi，wokanguoninde《bainiaochaofeng》，feichangxiwangninnengjiaruwomen。”
daoyanliulimingtongwomianduimianzuozhe，xingbabalirenbuduo，wobakouzhaohemojingzhaidiao——fanzhengwozhishige18xiandehuka，buweizhuangyemeirenrenshiwo。
quanfuwuzhuangdaoxiandewozhuangqiangzuoshi。
“liudao，woxiangquerenyixia，woshinvzhujiaoqiezhiyouyigenvzhushima？”
shangyishi，liulimingyinvyihewoqianyue，jinzuhoukaijiyishiyizhituichi，zhidaomalanhualailewocaizhidaowobushinvyi，malanhuacaishi。
dangshiwozhaoliulimingduizhi，liulimingjiangwoliangzaibingtianxuedili，shuoyaokankanwoxiangyanzhujiaodejuexin。
zheishidiyibudaoyanzhudongzhaoshangmenlairangwozuonvyideju，yiwangwodoushizijidaizheziliaopaojuzu、mianshi、zijizhengqujiaose。
suoyidangliulimingtichuyaokankanwodejuexinshi，womeiyouyisiyouyu，chuanzhexiatiandexifuzaixuedili“zhengming”wodejuexin。
sihoucaidezhi，neishiliuliminghemalanhuazhengzaijiudianfangjiantaolunjuben，bawowangdeyiganerjing！
erwolinsiqianyinweishiwen，tuodiaolezijiquanbuyifu，**juansuozaixuedili，beiluguodedaxueshengkandao，baolejing。
liulimingfajubo，chizewoyoujingshenjibingheteshupihao，butingjuzudeanpai，weilezijidepihaoyingxiangzhenggejuzudepaishejindu。
wobamazaiwangluoshangkandaoputiangaidideyingxiaohao“neimu”，heyouxinrensanbochulaiwochishenluotidezhaopian，qijigongxin，shuangshuangbingdao。
“meicuo，ninshinvyi，yezhiyouninzheiyiweinvyi！zheigegushishiyoushaonian、zhongnian、laoniangunanbei，shaonianhezhongnianyouninshiyan，laoniangunanbeiyouyiweilaoyishujiashiyan！”
“hao！xiwanggunanbeideshengyin，xiangchetiandi！”
wodeshoumojinkoudai，guandiaoluyinbikaiguan，shunbiannachuqianzibi，zaihetongshangqianxiazijidemingzi。
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wojiangzhenggejubenbeidegungualanshu，liulimingjiwodadianhua，quedingjinzuriqi。
“lilaoshi，zanmen25haojinzu，26haojubenweidu，27haokaijiyishi，meiwentiba？”
liulimingkekeqiqide，shangyishiwojiushibeitazheifuduidaiwoyige18xianhukadouzheimenaixinqiezunzhongdeyangziqipianle，suoyiduitabigongbijing，xiwangyihounengyougengduohezuojihui。
zheiyishimianduitade“zunzhong”，woyouyizhongkanhoudeganjue。
“meiwenti，wozheibianshijianok！”
“haode，neizanmenjiu25haojian！”
shangyishi，25haodaojuzubaodao，wozaijiudiankandaoletiezhemalanhuamingzidefangjian。
woyiweishihaiyoubiedejuzuruzhuzheijiajiudian，bijingmalanhuashidanghongxiaohua，meiniandouyaopaiyiliangbuxi，shengxiadeshijianjiushilvyou、chihewanle。
taderichang，wodemengxiang。
tayidushiwodequanneiouxiang，yebeidajiachengweineiyuhuoren。
kanjianlubianluantingluanfangtahuifajubohuyu。
youguaimaixinwenhuoshilianxinwenyehuihaozhaofensizhuanfa。
非常正能量！
woqipanzheshougongnengyoujihuiyudaota，tongtaheying。
danmeixiangdao，wohenkuaijiujiandaoleta——zaikaijiyishishang。
26haodejubenweidumeiyoumalanhua，suoyiwoyiweitashilaiyouqingkechuande，qiaoqiaomodaomalanhuashenbiangentadazhaohu。
“lanhuajienihao！！woshilimingxi，wofeichangfeichangxihuannin，ninzhendetaizhengnengliangle，quanneijiuxuyaoduoyixieninzheiyangzhengyideqianbei！”
malanhuacheleyigenankandexiaorongchulai，shenchushou，“xiexie，xiwangwomenhezuoyukuai！”
woshuangshouwozhutadeshou，“hezuoyukuai！”
“zhanweizhanwei！kaijizhaoa，zhaohaozijideweizhi！”liulimingnazhedalabazaihan，woxiaopaodaonanyihaojudaizeshenbian，luchuzuimeidexiaorong，dengdaipaishe。
“lilaoshi，mafanrangyixia，malaoshigenjulaoshizhanzaiyiqi，ninzhanzaimalaoshipangbian。”
liuliminglazhewodexiuzijiangwocongjudaizeshenbianlakai，jiangmalanhuasaidaojudaizeshenbian。
woyishijianmeifanyingguolai，xiangjikacayisheng，kaijizhaowancheng。
“malaoshi，ninkanyixiamanyibu？bumanyidehuawomenzaizhongxinpai！”liulimingnazhezhaopianjimalanhuakan，wocouguoqukanleyiyan，wozhenggerendezhuangtaidoushimengde，yinyiweiaodexiaorongyemeile。
“liudao，nengzhongpaiyixiabu？wozhuangtaibutaihao。”zheikaijizhaowangguanboyifa，wodexingxiangjiubufucunzaile！
“lilaoshia，zanmenxianzaiganjinduni，nayoushijianzhongpai，nifangxin，wohuiranghouqijinidiaozhengyixiade，zaishuole，kaijizhaozheimeduorennayourendingzhenikanniduiba？”
wodenaozixiangshibeileipileyiyang，zhidaomalanhuakaikou。
“wohenmanyi，jiuzheiyangba，zhongpaiyedanwushier！”
“haole，neiningenlilaoshiduiyixiajuben，ninshizhongniangunanbei，lilaoshishishaoniangunanbei，youyixiexiaoxiguan、koutoushanshenmede，ninerweiduojiaoliujiaoliu！”
wodenaozicongbeileipidaozhaliekai，bantianhuanbuguolai。
“liulaoshi，ninshuomalaoshishizhongniangunanbei？zhiqianbushi......”
wohaimeishuowan，liulimingcubaodidaduanwo，“zifangshuola，ninxianzaihaichengbuqizhengbujudeshoushi，suoyiqinglemalaoshiguolai；ninyekeyichenjigenmalaoshiduoxuexue！”
liulimingbigongbijingyinzhemalanhuaqufangchexiuxi，liuwodaizaiyuandi，haoyihuicaifanyingguolai：wobeipianle，wobushinvyi。
zhangdongdedongtianhanfengcigu，wochuanzhejundayidounandiliangyicongsimianbafangchaowoqinxiguolai。
“lilaoshi，lilaoshi？ninzenmele？”
liulimingneijianruidexiangshibeijingshendeshengyinjiangwoconghuiyizhonglachulai，wodaleyigehanzhan。
“liudao，zheijiudianhaiyouqitajuzuzaima？”
“meiyoua，jiuzanyigejuzu！”liulimingyinzhewowangfangjianzou，wofangjiangebidemenshangtielesangezi：malanhua。
“malanhua？malaoshiyezaizanjuzu？tashikechuanma？genwoyouduishouxima？”
wodeyanjingliangtangtangde，duimalanhuadechongbaiziranliuchu，yilianchuandewentiyewendeliulimingcuoshoubuji。
“e......malaoshi......kechuan！zifangshuozanmenxuyaomalaoshidemingqizuodianxuanchuan！”
“这样啊！~”
wojiazhuangbuzhidao，fanzhengzaiduzililandiaodedongxi，daoshijianleyaocuanle，taxiangwuyewubuzhu。
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“lilaoshi，jintianninhaohaoxiuxiyixia，mingtianshangwu10dianweidu，biechidaoo！”
liulimingsongwodaofangjianmenkou，jiaodaiwanjiulikaile。
huifangjianwoxilegezaojiutangxiale，jubenzaishangyishijiuyijingbeidegungualanshu，xiangshibeilecankaodaanchuanyuehuilaigaokaoyiyang。
ruguojuqingmeibiandehua，mingtiandeweidumalanhuabuhuichuxian。
shangyishizaiwosihou，youjuzuzhengyizhishiweiwofasheng，shuoshimalanhuakongjiangnvyi，erqiemalanhuagenbenmeidujuben，duibushangwodexi，zhenggejuzudouzaibeimalanhuadanwushijian。
danjuzunachulebeipinjiehejianjiguodezhengju。
erwoheneiweizhengyizhishiyinweiqianlebaomixieyi，yemeixiangdaohuifashengzheiyangdeshi，suoyinabuchurenhezhengju。
wosidousile，haiyaochengshouzheiwuwangzhizai。
tamendoushuosirenmeifaweizijibianjie，suoyizheiyishi，woyaoweizijibianjie，dashengde、xiangchetiandiderangsuoyourenkan**xiang！
diertianjubenweidu，malanhuaguoranmeichuxian。
chenzhemeidaowodexifen，taochushoujisousuomalanhuadejubo，ipxianshipeijing，wokuaisujietu，liandaizheqitajuboneirongdoujieletu。
“lilaoshi，nidetaicihenbucuo，gennidaxiwomenyinggainengzaodianshougongle！”judaizeweidujieshuhouzouguolaigenwoliaotian。
“hahaha，zaoxiabanzaoshuijue，jiushipa......”
woguyituozhangleyigeyin，judaizedehaoqixinguoranbeiwogouleqilai。
kaowozijidelilianghennangaibianhuotuifanyixiedongxi，danruguobaliyikunbang，jiushilingwaiyizhongshuofale。
“pashenme？pawotuonihoutui？”
judaizeduoshaoyeshixinjinxiaosheng，ganjuebeiwozhiyi，buyuedeshenselimaxianluwuyi。
“bushininwuhuile，woshipawanyichushenmeyiwaizhuangkuang，gennidaxidebushiwo，neinikenengjiudejiabanle。”
“xuanchuanheweidu，douquedinglenishinvyi，zenmekenenghuilinshijiaren？neigaijubendefeiduoshaoshijian！”
“duiya，wotingshuonihoumianbushihaiyouyibuxime，qidaozanmenyiqieshunli，zhunshishaqing，zheiyangnihaiyoudianxiuxishijian。”
judaizehoumianzheibuxishizhimingdaoyandedianying，ruguobuchuyiwaidehua，tanengkaozheibudianyingzhuanxingchenggong——qiantishi，buyaobeimalanhuadanwule。
wobixubajudaizeladaotongyigezhenying，shengsuancainenggenggaoxie。
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kaijiyishi，shuxideren，shuxidejing。
jishi11dian18fen，wokanlekanbiao，xianzaicai8dian40。
shangyishimalanhuaxiawu1dianbancaizaijingjirendebaohuxiashanshanlaichi。
suoyourendouzaihanfenglidengta，zuzudengleyizhenggeshangwu。
kaijizhaopaiwan，kaijiyishijieshuhou，woxiangqujuzufangchexiuxiyixia，huanhuanjing，jieshouworenqiburumalanhuadeshishi，ranhoudaqijingshentourupaishe。
changwudagelaolijiangwolanlexialai。
“lige，zhiqianhetonglixielehuijiwozhunbeifangchexiuxi，liudaoyegennishuoguodeya！”
我试图跟他讲道理。
“lilaoshi，nintiliangyixia，juzuzhiyouzheiyigefangche，neideliujimalaoshini。”
hujiuyaochengshouhudedaijia，woren。
zhuantouwoyouqulejuzuxiuxishi。
“lilaoshinilaizheiganshenme？zheilishiqunyanxiuxishi！”
“nidounvyihaolejiubielaigenwomenjiqunyanxiuxishilehaoma？benlaijiumeiduodadifang，niyigenvrenlailewomenyibangdalaoyemendoubufangbianle！”
woyouzhanzhuanqulehaojigedifang，huazhuangjian、fuzhuangjian，ruodadejuzujingranmeiyouwodeyigeluojiaozhichu。
huijiudianyilaiyihuilianggexiaoshi，ganbushangdiyichangxi，buhuijiudianyoumeidifangxiuxi。
wunaizhixia，wozhaoleyigejiaoshi，chuanzhexifudasuanshuiyijueqilaikaipai。
“lilaoshizenmezaizheia？wanlewanle！”
woshuidemimihuhu，tingdaoyoulianggenvhaizaixiaoshengjijizhazha，wobizheyanjingxiangtingtingdaodishizenmegeshi。
“zenmele？tabujiupazhexiuxiyihuime？”duanfanvhaiyihuodao。
“liudaoshuole！quanjuzurenhedifangdoubunengjililaoshixiuxi！”
“a？zheiyetaiguofenleba，lilaoshihaichuanzhexiatiandexifuni，jiaoshililiannuanqidoumeiyou！yaobutoutourangtaxiuxiyixia，zhiyaomeirenshuo，daoyanbuhuizhidaode！”
“buxing！beifaxianlewohuibeikaichude！”
“zuotianlilaoshihaiqingwomenquanjuzuhekafeini，niyoumeiyouliangxina！？”
shangyishijiushiyinweitingdaozheiyiduanduihua，wocaiquedingwoshibeidaoyanzubalingle，yiqizhixiaquzhaoliulimingtaogegongdao，beiliulimingpuazhengmingzijixiangyan、nengyannvyidejuexin，caidaozhiwodesiwang，yedaozhifumudebeiju。
zheiyishiwobuhuizaishahuhudihaipabeichuming，haipabeifengsha，haipadiudiaozheilaizhibuyidejihui。
jirantashangyishishuowoyoujingshenbing，neiwojiusuiletadeyi！
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julixiawu1dianbanhaiyou5gexiaoshi，chulemalanhuasuoyourendoudaoqile。
“liudao，11dian18fenjishi，neiwoqufangcheshangxiuxiliangxiaoshie！”
liulimingtinglezheihuajile。
“dezhanweia，zuozhunbeia！gunainai，nahaiyoushijianxiuxi？！”
zhanweizaojiuyijingzhanhaole，liulimingbuxiangrangwoquzhiyouyigeyuanyin——pawozhidaofangcheyijingbushuyuwole。
但我偏不如他的意。
“lilaoshi，xiwangnitingcongjuzudeanpai，fouzewomenyouquanlijiechuhetong！zheimeduorenzhunbeilehaojitian，danwulejishisheidoudanbuqizeren！”
yeba，qimadanwujishizheiguobunengrangwobei。
wozhaolegeyizizuoxia，butingshuazhejuboshangmalanhuazhanjiedexiaoxihehangbanxinxi。
ok，feijiyanwu，malanhuazhanjiedejingxiutuyezai11diancaifachu。
11diandoumeishangfeiji，zheijishizhidingganbushangle。
wokukuaodao11dian20，malanhuarenyingdoumeiyou，qitagongzuorenyuanyuanshengzaidao。
judaizezaiwopangbianzuoxia。
“wozenmeyouyizhongbuxiangdeyugan？”
woheleyikoukafei，xiaokanzheta，buyu，dengtajiexialaidehua。
“ganjuenizuotianshuodehaoxiangyaochengzhen，gaibuhuizhenhuanrenleba？nishoudaotongzhilema？”
“meiyoua，yaobuwenwendaoyanshenmeqingkuang？”
judaizebiwogengzheji，danwuyitiantadezhuanxinglujiuweixianyitian，suoyitalvxianannabuzhuduiliulimingfachuleyiwen。
“liudao，jishidouguolezenmehaibukaishi？renbushidoudaoqilema？”
“julaoshi，zaidengdeng，haiyourenmeidao。”
“juzusuoyourendoudaole，nanbuchengnimenyaolinshijiaren？gaijubenmoheshenmedouyaoshijian，nimenzheimedanwujulaoshideshijian，wanyihoumiandangqizhuanglenimenyaofuquanzede！”
judaizedejingjirenyezuobuzhule。
wozuozaiyizishanghezhekafei，jiangxiongzhenduizhunlejudaizeheliulimingdefangxiang。
“duibuqiduibuqi！haiyouyiweilaoshimeidao，daolewomenmashangjiukaishi！kuaiquwenwenmalaoshidaonale！”
“womenxianzou！nimendemalaoshizhishigekechuan，kaijiyishiwulejishidouyaodeng？hao，shenmeshihoudao，shenmeshihoulianxiwomen，womenzaiguolai！”
judaizedejingjirendaizhejudaizelikai，liulimingetoushangdehanzhudakedakewangxiadiao。
shangyishishiwofeiyaolikaijuzu，rangrendaoqilezaijiaowo，zuihoubeijuzuwaiqushishi，shuowobayan，yiyanbuhejiuwanxiaoshi。
mingbaizhejiushiqifuwomeigongsi，meituandui，shigetihubale。
huanzuojudaize，tamenyeshiwanwanbuganqifude。
womeigenliulimingdazhaohu，jingzhilaidaoshuxidefangcheqian，fangcheqianhaishishuxidelaoli。
“lilaoshi，nintiliangyixia，juzuzhiyouzheiyigefangche，neideliujimalaoshini。”
“shiliudaodeyisima？”
“e......zheige......”
“bushiliudaodeyisineiwodequxiuxile，denghuihaiyoukaijiyishini！”
wojiazhuangyaowangfangcheshangchong，laolisihuolanzheburangwoshangche。
“lilaoshi，ninbieweinanwole，woyezhishigedagongren！”
“xinga，wobuweinanni，danniyebieweinanwo。shibushiliudaodeyisi，shibushizheifangchecongyikaishijiushiweimalanhuazhunbeide？nigaosuwo，wojiubuweinanni！”
laolimianlunanse，chiyilebantiancaigaosuwo。
“shangzhouliudaojiugenwoshuole，zuyigefangchejiuxing，shuonin......zaijuzudaibuleduojiu。”
wotingxiaole，worenhaimeijinzu，bangshangmalanhuajiuzaizhuomozenmerangwozoule？quanjuzuzhiyouwoyigerenbuzhidaozheijianshi，zheimekanlai，wozhendehaoxiangxiaochoua！
jirannimendoushuolewoyoujingshenbing，neijingshenbingfanbinghenzhengchangba？
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“lilaoshi，lilaoshi！kuaixingxing，malaoshilaile！”
laolishigehaoren，tajianwobeijuzubaling，youshihunluopode，yebuweinanta，rangwoshangchexiuxi，shuomalanhualailejiaowo。
womengdijingxing，benlaixianggenmalanhuayinggang，youpalianleilaoli。
laolisishiduosui，shangyoulaoxiayouxiao，wofafengbunenglianleiwuguderen。
woxialechezuozaifangchewaimiandexiaomazhashangguojinwodejundayi，chaozheshouhebaiqi。
liuliminghemalanhuadejingjirenhuzhemalanhuachaofangchezouguolai，wojianleliulimingjiutiaoqilaile。
“liudao！hetongshangxiedemingmingbaibaide，jiwozhunbeifangchexiuxi，laoliburangwoshangqushizenmehuishi？”