实习生要给我当小妈，可我爸死二十年了
《实习生要给我当小妈，可我爸死二十年了》 小说介绍
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第一章
gongsigaocenghuiyishang，shixishengsizibashuihuanchengyunibobonaicha。
dongshizhangzuichanquna，beiwoyibazhangjipailehuiqu。
“nirutangbunaishou，bunenghetiande。wangjishangcinanshoudaobanyecaishuizhele？”
meixiangdaoyinweizheijuhua，shixishengdailingquangongsiguliwo。
“niyigexiaoxiaodeyuangonghaiganxunchidongshizhang？gongzuobuxiangyaoleshibushi？haibukuaidianguixiajidongshizhangdaoqian？”
woshuaikaitadeshou：“wozaijiayemeishaoguanta，guannipishi。”
xiaomishumuziyulie，yangyanyaokaichuwo。
“womashangjiuyaojiajidongshizhangdeerzile，xiangnizheizhonggouyinrendexiaosan，wojianyigeshayige！”
什么，我爸要再婚？
阴婚吗？
01
tingdaowobayaozaihunzheigexiaoxihou，woyishijianyouxiemobuqingtounao。
tazaozaiershinianqianjiuqushile。
“shenanran，nisuannagencongyeganguandongshizhang？talaorenjiabuguoshixiangheyibeinaichaeryi，nizhiyudangzhezheimeduorendemianrangdongshizhangxiabulaitaime？”
sheyoujiangbanxiayizhengyancidexunchiwo。
wohetatongweizheijiagongsideshixisheng，zaikaigaocenghuiyizhiqian，wobiantixingguojiangbanxia，dongshizhangrutangbunaishou，bunengpengtianshi。
ketahaishisizijiangwoshixianzhunbeihaodechashuihuanchengyunibobonaicha。
naichaguiguijujufangzaiyanqian，dongshizhangxianghe，quebeiwoyanjishoukuaidejipaileyibazhang：“nibunenghetiande，biezuichan！”
youzhongxinnalepingkuangquanshuijita。
suoyougaocengdouyanzhengzhengdekanzhe，woyigeruchouweigandeshixisheng，jingranguandaodongshizhangshenshang。
shihou，fuzebuzhibencihuiyidejiangbanxiazhaodaowo，dailingquangongsiyuangongyiqiguliwo：“shenanran，nikezhengoubuyaoliande！xiangchufengtouxiangfengleba？xiangrangsuoyourendouzhidaodongshizhangtingnidehua？buzhidaodehaiyiweidongshizhangshigeqiguanyanni！”
wojinggaota：“jiangbanxia，nizuibajiwofangganjingdian！”
wozuoshiyaolikai，haimeizouliangbu，jiangbanxiabianlianhezheqitabumendeshixishengtuantuanjiangwoweizhu。
好大一场围剿。
“shenanran，niyoushenmezigezhizewo？zheijianshijiushinizuocuole！dalengtiande，wobachashuihuanchengyunibobonaichazenmele？woshizifei，youmeihuagongsideqian。”
“erqieniboledongshizhangmianzi，rangtayihouzenmetaiqitouzuoren？”
dangshirenhaimeishuoshenme，jiangbanxiabianjidebuxingle？
wozhoumei，bunaifandao：“dongshizhanghaimeiduiwofapiqi，jiangbanxia，nishiyishenmeshenfenzaizheierzhizewode？”
cihuayichu，quanchangxixu。
zhongrenfenfenzhizewo：“nihaifashanghuole？niyoushenmezigeduibanxiafahuoa？dajiatongweishixisheng，nibamalianzuijibendezunzhongdoumeijiaonime？”
“sheibuzhidaobanxiamashangjiuyaojiajizanmendongshizhangdeerzile，yibiyejiuyouzheimehaodeqiantu，bieshuohuanchengyunibobonaicha，jiusuanhuanchenggouniaozheixiegongsigaocengyedezhaoyanghexiaqu，takeshidongshizhangweilaideerxifu！”
tingtingting，kaishenmewanxiao？
dongshizhangweilaideerxifu？
我未来的后妈？
jiangbanxiabeirenpengdegaogaodi，shuaidoushuaibuxialai：“shenanran，xianzainijuedewobachashuihuanchengyunibobonaichahaiyouwentime？”
yaoshiwoshuoyouwentidehua，gujitajintianjiuhuixialingrangwoshoushidongxigundan。
jiuzaizhongrenyiweiwoyaofuruanshi，wotiaomeiqingxiao：“youwenti，niyouhendadewenti！wojuedeniyaoxuyimoushadongshizhang。”
02
jiangbanxiazhenglengzhu，lianmangfanbo：“nizaishuoshenmehuhua？wozenmehuimoushadongshizhang？！shenanran，wojinggaoni，niwumiewoshiyaofuchudaijiade！”
这不是谋杀是什么？
mingmingzhidaodongshizhangyourutangbunaishou，haipianpiandianquantangdenaicha。
wolandehetazaizheijianshiqingshangjijiao，qiaqiaodongshizhangjiwofaxiaoxi，shuozaiwaimiandengwo。
wohaimeilaidejihuixinxi，shoujibianbeijiangbanxiajiduoleguoqu。
“haijiwo！”woshenshouquqiang，haimeipengdaojiangbanxiabianbeitadegoutuijikongzhizhu。
tajinghuchusheng：“【wojianeilaotou】shisheia？haishuozaicheshangdengni，buhuishinagebusanbusidenanrenba！”
wojiyeyedebeizhujiuzheiyangbeijiangbanxiagongzhiyuzhong。
“shenanran，zanlianghaodaiyiqitongchuangsinian，wokannijiushijiduwoba？jiduwobiyezhihoujiunengjiajigeyouqianren，erniyaodangyibeizidagongzu，lianzuijibendewenbaodounanyiweichi。”
“niyiweinijintiandangzhongboledongshizhangdemianzi，neixiegaocenglingdaojiuhuiduiniguamuxiangkan？shenanran，maquejiushimaque，zaifeiyebianbuchengfenghuang！”
congshixiqikaishiwobiantingshuojiangbanxiahedongshizhangdeerzihaoshangle。
woyiweishichuanzhewandefeiwen。
没想到她来真的。
daxueqijian，woyizhibaochididiao、posudefengge，yeyeshuobabajiushiyinweitaigaodiaobeichoujiazhenduicanside，suoyiwodaxueqijiannulixuexi，chenggongnadaogezhongjiangxuejin。
tongyangzhengqujiangxuejindehaiyoujiangbanxia。
youyuwomeicidougaotajigebaifenbi，daozhitapinpinluobang，tongshiyeanzihewojiaojing。
dongshizhangshiwoqinyeyedeshi，zhenggegongsimeirenherenzhidao。
jintianzaigongzhongchanghelanta，shiwotaiguoxinjideshiwu。
rujinyeyaobeijiangbanxianalaigoubing。
“wokeshidongshizhangweilaideerxifu，shenanran，niqujidongshizhangdaogeqian，wojiufangguoni，zenmeyang？”
屁。
wobadouqushiershiduonianle，tayaojiajiwonageba？
zaishuole，woyeyejiuwobayigeerzi！
wochaoxiaodao：“touyicijianyourenpeiyinhunhaizheimegaoxingde。”
jiangbanxiayiting，liansedunshiheile：“niganzhouwonanpengyou？shenanranniwandanle！buchusantian，wokendinghuirangnishoushidongxigunchuqude！”
wenyan，tongxiaoshixishengfenfenquanwo。
“nishuonifeiyaoretaganma？tananpengyoukeshidongshizhangdeqinerziai，kuaidaoqianba，daogeqianzheishijiuguoqule。”
“duia，shenanran，nizheisiniandexuefeishenghuofeidoushijiangxuejin，womenkeshidouzhidaode，nishuonihaoburongyizhaodaoyifengongzuo，ganmafeiyaozuosi？”
wodexuefeishijiangxuejinmeicuo，danzheibingbudaibiaowomeiqian，keyirenrenqiling。
jiangbanxiajugaolinxiadekanwo：“shenanran，zheixiazhidaowozhenzhengdeshilileba？qujidongshizhangdaoqian，bierangwoweilaidegonggongshengqi，fouzehouguojiangbukanshexiang。”
henhao，tahaiweixieshangwole。
wozhengtuoneixierendeshufu，qishenpaiganjingshenshangdehuichen。
“wobudaoqian，youbenshirangnidenanpengyoukaichuwo。”
zhenghao，wodaoxiangkankanwobahuibuhuicongfenlipachulaikaichuwo！
03
wodingzhuangtadeyangzilingtashengqi。
jiangbanxiaqibudayichulai，zhuaizhewodetoufajiangwoshuaizaidishang。
“shenanran，nizheizhangzuiyongyuandoushineimechou！niyigexiaoxiaodeshixisheng，yeganhewozheigeweilaidelaobanniangdingzui！wokanninengjinzheijiagongsiwanquanshituoguanxiba？shuo，sheishinidejianfu？！”
yishijian，suoyourendouyiweiwoshikaoshenticainengjinzheizhongdagongsishixide。
woxinxinkukutongguoxiaozhaojindegangwei，juranbeitashuochengchumairouti。
fanbodehuadaolezuibian，woquejinjichazhu。
tabozishangdaidexianglianhaoshuxi。
zheibushiwozuotianjiwojiadetaidimaidepingansuome？
超大克重的。
zaoshangwofaxianpingansuodiule，bianwensijizhangshu，tashuokenengshigougoutaitao，yihuierbangwozhaozhao。
bushiyinggaizaiwojiayuanzima？
zenmezheihuishanxiandaojiangbanxiabozishangle。
“xianglianshisheide？”wohuranchusheng。
jiangbanxiadexiaogenbanmenlijibangtajieshi：“dangranshibanxiananpengyousongdea，nizheiyuqi，xiangshiwomenbanxiatoudongxiyiyang！”
woxunsuqishen，zhuazhujinsuofanmian。
jiangbanxiadajingshise：“shenanran，ninengbunengyaodianlian！zheikeshiwonanpengyoujiwomaide，niyaoshixiangyaoyerangnideqingfuqumaia！”
拉倒吧。
zheijinsuohoumian，kezhewojiachongwugoudemingzi。
沈多多。
buxiangzaihezheixierenjiuchanxiaqu，wojiyuzhaoyeyeqiuzheng，ketamenqueyouyicijiangwotuantuanweizhu。
“ganma？zhichangbalinga？”wokanzhejiangbanxiayiliandeyidemoyang。
tajuqishouji，raoyouxingqudedakailezhibo。
“zheizhongweihaishehui、pohuaibierenjiatingdexiaosanfangzaigudaizaojiubeijinzhulongle！jintianwojiutishehuishenzhangzhengyi，meirenwangtashenshangtuyikoutuomo，wojiurangwonanpengyoujinimentongguoshixiqi，zhuanzhengzenmeyang？”
众人纷纷拍手叫好。
yongzheimediduandeshouduanqifuwoshiba？
wotiaotiaomei：“jiangbanxia，bashiqingzuozheimejue，nijianglaikendinghuihouhuide！”
jiangbanxiawusuoweidao：“neiyouzenyang，woyihoukeshizheijiagongsiweilaidelaobanniang，woxiangkaichusheijiukaichushei，haiyou，wohewonanpengyoudengjitianjiuyaojianjiazhangle，dengdongshizhangqinzizainimenzheiqunxiaolajimianqianchengrenwodeshihou，shenanran，nijiudengzhehouhuiba！”
tumojiezhongerlai，wocaibuhuishashadezhanzaiyuandi，zhijieduomenerchu。
yeyedechezaojiuzoule，tapailesijizhangshushulaijiewo。
touguohoushijing，woduishangsijideyanjing。
“zhangshushu，duoduodejinsuonizhaodaolema？”
taxiayishidekanwoyiyan：“baoqian**，wohaimeizhaodao，buguowodiaoqulefujindejiankong，zanmenbieshuquzuijinhenduoyegouchumei，shuobudingshibeinazhigoujidiaozoule。”
真是一条眼尖的狗。
专挑贵的叼。
yilushang，zhangshushudedianhuajiumeitingguo。
dengwoxiachehou，taannabuzhu，zhongyujietingdianhua。
ranhoubianshihaodayishenghechi：“nizenmenengganzheizhongchunshi——”
04
huidaojia，wofaxianyeyenandemeiyoutangzaizhenpishafashang，zuodebanzheng，sihushizaidengwo。
kandaowodeneike，tashunjianlaoleizongheng：“guaisunnv，mingtianwojiuqugongsixuanbunishiwoweiyidejiebanren，yeyeshibuhuifangguoneixieqifunideren！”
原来爷爷看了直播。
zhiqianzaigongsiyinxingmaiming，butoulushenfen，shiyeyedeyiyuan。
chuzhongshixiangrangwobimianbubiyaodefenzheng，meixiangdaowoquebeibierenqifuchengzheigeyangzi。
womianqiangjichuyigexiao，quloushangxishuganjinghou，caibaochiyingyoudeliyiheyeyetan。
“neigejiaojiangbanxiadeshuoyaojiajiwoerzi？haishuotayihoushilaobanniang？”
我点点头。
tamengdijiangchabeipaidaozhuoshang：“nibadousiduoshaonianle？！nandaojiasipianwobucheng？”
babazaiwoliangsuineinianbeichoujiazhendui，chuchashiyudaoshantihuapo，yimingwuhu。
连尸体都没找到。
zaibabachushiqiansantian，bamagangchelelihunzheng，shihoumamawenwoyaobuyaogentaquguowai。
woyaotoujujue：“bule，yeyejiubabazheiyigedushengzi，xianzaibabazoule，woyaopeizheyeye。”
qishiwozhidao，mamazaiwaiyijingyoulexindejiating。
yushiwoganyuanliuzaiyeyeshenbian，zhaoguzheigexiaolaotou。
danzheiyiqiesihubiandebutaimeimiao。
wohuranxiangqijiangbanxiashuodejianjiazhang，tashuodengjianwanjiazhangzhihou，tamenhuilikejubanhunli，daoshihoujiangbanxiajiushijituandelaobanniang。
zheishi，sijizhangshushubuheshiyidezoulejinlai。
taerhuabushuo，putongguizaiyeyemianqian。
“dongshizhang，ninyezhidaowolaodabuxiaole，zuijinwotanlegenvpengyou，shuangfangfumuyaojianmian，suoyiwoyougeqingqiu，haiqingninbanyanwofuqin，rangwobuzainvpengyoumianqianchuchou。”
是张叔叔吗？
我失笑出声。
zheijitianwoyouyiwuyidegoumaidaliangzhubaozhuangshiwodetaidi，wuyiliwai，zheixiedongxidiertianbianhuilikechuxianzaijiangbanxiashenshang。
meiyigezhubaohoumian，doukezhe“shen”zi。
taqueshuo：“zheixietongtongdoushiwonanpengyousongwode，buxiangmouxieren，doubangshangjinglileshoushangyebujianduojinduoyinde，haishitaikoumen！meiyouwonanpengyoudafanghaoba？”
qitashixishengayufengchengdeshuojiangbanxiayunqihao。
是么？
jianzhuang，jiangbanxiagengshiwufawutiandebatadegongzuoquanbujiaojiwo。
“wanbuchengyingyoudegongzuo，shixiqikebujitongguodee。”woshanyitixing。
jiangbanxiaguyizhanshimanshoudeyuzhuo：“woyihoukeshizheijiagongsidelaobanniang！shenanran，mingtianwojiurangwonanpengyoukaichuni，ziqiuduofuba！”
“shenanran，daxueneihuinijiuaishishidouqianglewode，jiangxuejinshi，nanpengyouyeshi，dengwodangshanglaobanniang，nijiujiwodengzheqiaoba！”
ruguomingtianwohailaishangbandehua，qibushidaletadelian？
jiukantadenanpengyoujinwanhuibuhuiduiwofahaoshilingle。
guoran，yixiangbuhewoyouguoduojiaoliudezhangshushuqiaoxiangwodefangmen。
tazhizhiwuwubantian，zuizhongxiadingjuexinkaikou。
“**，ninmingtiannenglizhima？”