老公在生日宴说我长得像驴
《老公在生日宴说我长得像驴》 小说介绍
《laogongzaishengriyanshuowozhangdexianglv》quanwenmeiyoutuonidaishui，yemeiyoulansutaodeganqingxian，henzhidekandeyibuyanqingxiaoshuo。youyoulimingshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuojingxuan:womencongqingsexiaoyuanyiluxieshouzoujinhunyindiantang，hunhouhaiyoulelianggekeaidehaizi。tachangwenroudiwenwo，shenqinggaobai，shuoyouwozaishenbian，jiushitarenshengzuidadexing……
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第一章
benyiweishiwenxindeqingzhu，quechenglewoemengdekaiduan。
tabaoxialechengzhongzuihaohuadebieshuhongpaguan，yaoqinglesuoyouqinpenghaoyou，shuoshiyaojiwoyigenanwangdeshengri。
chuilazhuqian，laogongyilianshenmidiwuzhuwodeyanjing，xingfendishuo：
“baobei，biezhengyan，woyaojiniyigechaojijingxi！”
womanxinqidai，quemeixiangdao，lianshangbeitaoshangleyigeyingbangbangdedongxi，
jinjiezhe，zhouweixiangqiyizhenhongtangdaxiao。
laogongdehaoyoulimingxiaodeqianfuhouyang，dashenghandao：
“ge，nijisaozidaidezheishawanyier？lvtoumianju？”
laogongyegenzhexiaodehebulongzui：
“zenmeyang，henxingxiangba！nisaozixianzaizheitizhong，doukuaiyibaibashijinle，pangdexiangtoulv，daishangzheimianju，jianzhihaowuweihegan！”
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woruzaoleiji，buganxiangxinzijideerduo。
yourenhaoqidiwen：“zhenyouneimekuazhang？saozikanzhemeineimepangba？”
laogongliketaochushouji，zhanshiwoshangchengdezhaopian，zhaopianliwomanlianjusang，pangbiandeshuziqingxixianshizhetizhong。
laogongdeyidishuo：“kankan，yidianbukuazhang！doukuaiganshanglianggeyouyoule！”
takouzhongdeyouyou，shitadehongyanzhiji，qianjitianganghelaogongfenshou。
laogongtoutoupieleyouyouyiyan，jiantayijiushenqingluomo，bianyoudaqilehuaizhuyi。
tabuhuaihaoyidixiaozheshuo：“gaosunimengemimi，nisaoziyiqiankeshimoteni，jiutaxianzaizheishencaizouxiu，neizhenzhang，gendizhenside，dibandoudezhansanzhan！”
shuozhe，tamengdituilewoyiba，woyigeliangqiang，zhijieshuaijinlepangbiandeyongchi。
judadeshuihuajianqi，zhongrendexiaoshengyufacier。
“qiaoqiaozheishuihua，zhuanyezhayuxuanshoudoubibushang！zheiyaoshichiziliyouyu，doudebeizhenyun！”
laogongxiaodeyanleidouchulaile，haibuwanglouzhuyouyou，zhizhewoshuo：
“nikannisaoziduzishangneizhuirou，yicengdieyiceng，doushiwoxinxinkuku‘yang’chulaide。tayidunfannengchisanwan，dingniyizhoudefanliang！”
wolangbeidicongshuilizhanqilai，kanzhelaogongneisiyichaoxiaodemoyang，manxindoushifennuyuweiqu。
shengwanhaizihou，shencaizouyangrangwobeishoukunrao，pinmingjianfeiqueshouxiaoshenwei，
meixiangdaolaogongbujinbuanwei，haizaizhongrenmianqianrucixiuruwo。
“jiutaxianzaizheifumoyang，zhenbuzhidaoyiqianzenmedangmotede，jianzhijiushimotejiedechiru！”
laogonghaizaijixushuozheshangrendehua。
woqiangrenzhenuhuo，pashanglean。
laogongrengguolaiyitiaomaojin，quechuanlaiyigucibidechouwei。
“aiya，zheishiwocajiaodemaojin，buguolaopo，nishenshangzheiguhanchouwei，biwojiaochoukeqiangduole！”
wojinjinzuanzhequantou，zhijiadoukuaiqiajinrouli，zhuanshenxianglikai。
laogongquebudasuanfangguowo，jixudiaokan：“nikantaneishenbiao，qucanjiaxiangpubisaidougouge，jueduikangzou！”
youyoutingle，zhongyuluchuyisixiaorong，haishunshikaozailelaogonghuaili。
laogongjianzhuang，gengshilaijingle：“youyou，nibushizaichoubeiyidangjianshentiaozhanjiemuma？rangnisaoziqucanjiazenmeyang？tazheishencai，yishangchangkendingnengxiyinbushaoyanqiu，suirannajiangshimeizhiwangle，danhuatidujueduilaman，daoshihoumataderenkendingbushao！”
youyouyouyuleyixia，jiaxingxingdishuo：
“saozizheiyangqu，huibuhuitaidiurenle？erqietazheishencai，gujijianchibuleduojiujiufangqile。”
laogongmanbuzaihudishuo：“tacaibuhuizaihudiubudiuren，nisaozibiedemeiyou，jiushilianpihou。”
kanzhelaogongneifuzuilian，wozaiyerenbule。
wodabuzoudaotamianqian，jiuzhutadeyiling，zuoyoukaigong，henhenshanletaliangbazhang，
suihouyigepiaoliangdeguojianshuai，batashuailegesijiaochaotian。
laogongtengdeaoaozhijiao，yikemenyayediaole，shuohuadouloufeng：“ni......nifengle！”
wokebuguanta，youduizhetade**tilejijiao。
youyoujingkongdijianjiao：“niyoubingba！zenmenengdarenni！”